My Insane Morning (Thought I'd share with you all)

As trascribed by an email I was sending to a friend:

From:? David
Sent: Friday, October 27, 2006 9:53 AM
To: Mimi
Subject: My Morning

I just had the most insane start to my morning...

From: Mimi
Sent: Friday, October 27, 2006 9:55 AM
To: David
Subject: RE: My Morning

Details!!!!

From: David
Sent: Friday, October 27, 2006 10:26 AM
To: Mimi
Subject: RE: My Morning

Well I'm gonna be busy now that I'm late, but I'm on hold with someone, so I'll start.

I wake up, and as usual, go out to my car to grab my coffee mugs and warm my car up. I come back in, fill up my coffee, and go back out. Go to open my door and it won't open. LOCKED. I try again, yep still locked. I step back and look away, and I see George standing on his stoop, and he hollers over, "Did you just do what I thought you did?"... Ughhh, so I grab a coat hanger, try a few things, and get nowhere close to getting it open. I give in, and call 911, but since my cell phone is based out of Conshy, I get Mont Cty office, they say most likely Philly doesn't come out for that, but I can try and give me Philly 215 #. I call, and as expected they cannot issue someone for that. I go thru the phone book, call a few locksmiths, but neither answers the phone. I go outside, and see Ashley, who suggests I goto a nearby mechanic, we go to the one down from the steps, but no one seems to be there. We go to the Gulf station up Midvale, and sure enough, they have slim Jim's, only he's fixing a girls flat at the time... A few minutes go by, and she later says she has 2 flats.. so about 10 more minutes go by..

Then he's done, and grabs his things, which is when Ashley (who left earlier) decides to pull up and ask to fill her tires with air. Between you & me I wasn't very happy about this as I'm already 45 minutes late for work, I didn't feel like waiting for her to get air in her tires, but whatever.. The guy said he'd fill them. Then we're off, and George is already working on it. The guy grabs his tool, and about a minute later BAM! is open.. Cool, he said don't worry about the $$ but I wanted to give him something. So we go down to the bank, and I'm tapping Mac. We see a guy running down Midvale. "That guys running for something" he says. Sure enough, we see the Rite Aid Security guard running after him. There is a cop around St Bridget, and the guard is waving him down.. The cop pulls out, and shoots up the train station parking lot. I give the guy a tip, and head back up the steps, where about 4 cop cars are flooded around the train station. Suddenlly BAM BAM BAM!! they are banging open the fence along the new couple on Cresson & New Queen St (I forget their names, but they are from Florida) sure enough, they corner the theif in their backyard.. I'd give more & better details but I'm gonna be really busy here this morning..

From: David
Sent: Friday, October 27, 2006 10:28 AM
To: Mimi
Subject: FW: My Morning

I'm sorry, I missed the most important detail, which is my car was running the entire time!!!