Well, when Axl is 84, that would make me 76
I guess Axl and I will both be senior citizens and can take full advantage of AARP.
I will be in an assisted living facility and look forward to GNR doing their "nursing home/assisted living tour for all of us who grew up in the 80s.
There will be a airconditioned coach that will show a film to and from the venue and we will all sit in the disabled area and Axl will drive his shiny red lark onto the stage and scream, "DYKWTFYA
When that happens, the disabled section will go bonkers and the whole arena will be filled with 76+ year olds rocking out.
Jarmo will fly from Sweden to sit with me and be my escort
? But Jarmo won't be disabled. He will just have a cane.
Instead of stage diving into the crowd, Robin will just do pop a wheelies on his lark.
Izzy will make a guest appearance driving his shiny black lark onto the stage and he and Axl will have races on the stage instead of guitar solos.