I found mom and dad...

[Queen of Everything]

Then why the fuck would you bring it up?

To annoy you, why else?

Thats actually UBER annoying... NEW RULE:  If you have something to say, just effing say it, Dont pretend to say it and then change your effing mind.

[Elrothiel]

*agrees whole-heartedly with Drama_Qween*

[Where is Hassan Nasrallah ?]

what if mom and dad find this thread ....

[J?]

I banged my ex girlfriends Step Mom, now that was fun.

[journey]

Poor Sterling.

I never experienced such a trauma. But now that I'm older my dad insists on talking to me like one of his friends and telling me about his relationships. I vowed to myself never to talk to him about his relationships again after he said, "I love her, but if she doesn't give me the pussy, she's gotta go." That was the last thing I wanted to hear!

[blaqktiger]

haha great thread!

[Where is Hassan Nasrallah ?]

I banged my ex girlfriends Step Mom, now that was fun.

both of them , together ? *cartman's voice* totally awesome ... */voice*

[sucker punch]

Poor Sterling.

I never experienced such a trauma. But now that I'm older my dad insists on talking to me like one of his friends and telling me about his relationships. I vowed to myself never to talk to him about his relationships again after he said, "I love her, but if she doesn't give me the pussy, she's gotta go." That was the last thing I wanted to hear!

 

[Verse Chorus Verse]

Once I was on vacation and we were all sleeping in a 2 bed motel room, and suddenly I hear: "You wanna bounce?" In this "voice" and you can guess what insued from there on out. Didn't really bother me, though, because when I'm tired, it's like I did a line of blow.

[Queen of Everything]

Oh my god!? I've annoyed drama_queen and skynyrdGirl agrees!? I'm deeply ashamed!? My sincerest apologies!? I only meant to annoy MCT.

And I'll respect drama_queen's rule...I love rules implemented by people with no authority.

Well at least I am nice.     

Oh, by the way, my 'very important rule' was actually an EFFING JOKE. 

[Shirell]

This thread is still going!  Okay, time to add story of my own:

My stepson when he was like 10 years old was hunting around in my bedroom on the run up to Xmas seeking where Santa had stashed the pressies!  We did not know he was in the wardrobe and had shut the door when he heard me and his dad come into the room.  We thought he was playing around the next door neighbours and decided to pop upstairs for a quickie   We were enjoying ourselves a little too much to notice the poor little guy stuck in the wardrobe listening to his stepmum tell his dad to 'fuck me harder'.  Poor kid's still in therapy