Health and safety is the new PC brigade. Last year I was fined at my halls of residence for leaving a door propped open, leaving empty beer cans on the windowsill and having a grimey bathroom sink - all because of 'heath and safety' reasons. They don't even tell you what the hell it has to do with health and safety (except for the door, which stops fires spreading when shut properly). For the most part they just wanna drain as much money out of me as they can!
On Topic: I enjoy drawing, but I am LOUSY at it.
Get this... at some faggish Gateway to Work shit thing ages ago, we had to get a member of staff to open the window if we wanted it open. Like the lousy health and safety obeyer I am... I thought "Fuck this! I want the fucking window open!". It was lunchtime, so I strolled over to the window, unlocked the window, lifted up the bottom half (sash window), secured it properly, and casually sat on the windowsill with one leg propped up on the side, and the other resting on the floor inside. I was leaning against the side, and I ate my lunch.
Five minutes later... I'm still sitting there, quite safely, not falling out, not in any danger of falling out AT ALL... just eating my lunch, and a staffmember walks in, sees me, and in a panicked voice says "GET OFF THAT AND SHUT THE WINDOW!!!"
Now... this isn't in school time, I'm not getting paid for this, and I really couldn't give a shit. So I continue to sit there, only I take my left leg, which was casually resting on the floor, and I put it up on the sill to join my right leg, and I continue to eat my lunch.
They couldn't do anything about it... they uh... didn't have a leg to stand on figuratively!
... so yes... I'm one hundred percent LOUSY at obeying rules that are one hundred percent stupid!
you were lousy at keeping your legs shut? cool
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