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« on: March 25, 2006, 09:59:57 PM »
Axl is definitely a "Ginger" what with his red hair, pinkish complexion, and blue eyes.? Its been said that "Gingers" have no soul.? This can be supported by an episode of South Park I once saw when Eric Cartman did a report on the GIngers.? Anyway, perhaps Axl has been holding out on releasing Chinese Democracy for years to torment GNR fans because of his lack of a soul.

http://www.comedycentral.com/shows/south_park/videos/season_9/index.jhtml?playVideo=25085
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« Reply #1 on: March 25, 2006, 10:02:59 PM »
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« Reply #2 on: March 25, 2006, 10:03:32 PM »
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« Reply #3 on: March 25, 2006, 10:10:14 PM »
Just when you think you've seen everything, and that no thread can go lower, here we have a level of  idiocy.
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« Reply #4 on: March 25, 2006, 10:13:58 PM »
He would need freckles ya dumbass
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« Reply #5 on: March 25, 2006, 10:18:34 PM »
Quote from: WhosGilby? on March 25, 2006, 10:13:58 PM
He would need freckles ya dumbass

No freckles? Then he's a DayWalker. The horror... The horror...  hihi
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« Reply #6 on: March 25, 2006, 10:19:21 PM »
Quote from: Krispy Kreme on March 25, 2006, 10:10:14 PM
Just when you think you've seen everything, and that no thread can go lower, here we have a level of idiocy.


are you seriously gonna cry about a little good-natured humor? lighten up a little
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« Reply #7 on: March 25, 2006, 10:27:48 PM »
Quote from: WhosGilby? on March 25, 2006, 10:13:58 PM
He would need freckles ya dumbass

You bring up a good point. ?However, Cartman covered that during his presentation and slide show. ?Axl sans freckles would be considered a "Daywalker". ?Axl much like Kyle Broflovski exhibits common traits of the "Gingervitis" disorder such as red hair but does not have freckles. ?Make no mistake Axl is a "Ginger" ladies and gentlemen. ?The man has no soul and this is confirmed by such actions to cause pain in others such as bailing on tours, not releasing the "Holy Grail" of Rock albums, and not allowing his toadie manager to issue the coveted press release. ?This is the only explanation that makes any sense in light of these well documented facts. ?One of the greatest frontmen in Rock & Roll history suffers from Gingervitis.
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« Reply #8 on: March 25, 2006, 10:38:18 PM »
Well, he does kind of pop up unexpectedly and scare the shit out of you.
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« Reply #9 on: March 25, 2006, 10:41:13 PM »
Post this shit in the jungle. Does Axl have a soul? Of course not! hihi
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« Reply #10 on: March 25, 2006, 10:42:27 PM »
Didn't Axl say that he has Joe Dimaggio's soul? ?(some ex-baseball player right?)

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« Reply #11 on: March 25, 2006, 10:46:49 PM »
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« Reply #12 on: March 25, 2006, 11:16:30 PM »
Quote from: Eclipsed107 on March 25, 2006, 10:42:27 PM
Didn't Axl say that he has Joe Dimaggio's soul? ?(some ex-baseball player right?)

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I believe it was John Bonham's soul which is funny because Bonham died 15 minutes before i was born on Sept 25, 1980 meaning his soul exited his body and in 15 minutes entered my mom's womb and bam....I became the reincarnation....NOT AXL!!!  I'm gonna copyright my soul.  rant
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« Reply #13 on: March 25, 2006, 11:34:34 PM »
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« Reply #14 on: March 26, 2006, 12:30:09 AM »
Quote from: bill213 on March 25, 2006, 11:16:30 PM
Quote from: Eclipsed107 on March 25, 2006, 10:42:27 PM
Didn't Axl say that he has Joe Dimaggio's soul?  (some ex-baseball player right?)

 rofl

I believe it was John Bonham's soul which is funny because Bonham died 15 minutes before i was born on Sept 25, 1980 meaning his soul exited his body and in 15 minutes entered my mom's womb and bam....I became the reincarnation....NOT AXL!!!  I'm gonna copyright my soul.  rant

 hihi that really fuckin' funny,best post so far  rofl
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« Reply #15 on: March 26, 2006, 12:50:52 AM »
Quote from: ckniker on March 25, 2006, 09:59:57 PM
Axl is definitely a "Ginger" what with his red hair, pinkish complexion, and blue eyes.  Its been said that "Gingers" have no soul.  This can be supported by an episode of South Park I once saw when Eric Cartman did a report on the GIngers.  Anyway, perhaps Axl has been holding out on releasing Chinese Democracy for years to torment GNR fans because of his lack of a soul.

http://www.comedycentral.com/shows/south_park/videos/season_9/index.jhtml?playVideo=25085

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« Reply #16 on: March 26, 2006, 02:43:32 AM »
Maybe he sold it. I wonder what prices souls go for these days  hihi
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« Reply #17 on: March 26, 2006, 02:47:54 AM »
Quote from: ckniker on March 25, 2006, 09:59:57 PM
This can be supported by an episode of South Park

I really hope that is intended to be hilarious. Because it is.
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« Reply #18 on: March 26, 2006, 04:45:40 AM »


What's this?

C'mon, there are many other things to talk about in GNR these days...
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