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« on: October 06, 2005, 01:54:32 PM »
I just watched this movie a few weeks ago, and it was funny and entertaining, but one thing started to bug me afterwards.  Did anybody else think that it was WAY too easy for the main character to get laid in this movie if he really wanted to?  I mean, once his friends decide to help get him laid, opportunities immediately begin popping up all over the place where attractive women suddenly want to have sex with a guy who is basically a complete nerd.  It seems to me that in the movie, the issue of getting laid or not comes down only to a choice on the part of the guy to have sex - something which is pretty unrealistic, IMO.
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« Reply #1 on: October 06, 2005, 02:02:21 PM »
I'd say it wasn't too far off from reality, the big problem with most people who strike out on a regular basis is that they try too hard but also are too afraid to be shot down.

Plus he played it right, the hottest girl he snagged in the movie was also the drunkest girl in the bar..... he used his better looking friends to get into that group of girls then picked the weakest (drunkest) of the bunch....... It's like a lion hunt..... If there is a half crippled gazzell why chase the fast ones.........
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« Reply #2 on: October 06, 2005, 02:27:41 PM »
Good Lord....gazelles, lions, herds, Oh My!
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« Reply #3 on: October 06, 2005, 04:53:08 PM »
I've helped a virgin to get laid. It wasn't that hard.
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« Reply #4 on: October 06, 2005, 05:27:53 PM »
Quote from: Blue Cut on October 06, 2005, 04:53:08 PM
I've helped a virgin to get laid. It wasn't that hard.

Well, did he like having sex with you?
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« Reply #5 on: October 06, 2005, 05:49:35 PM »
Quote from: Skeletor on October 06, 2005, 05:27:53 PM
Quote from: Blue Cut on October 06, 2005, 04:53:08 PM
I've helped a virgin to get laid. It wasn't that hard.

Well, did he like having sex with you?
touch?!

No really, it was a guy, all I had to do was to put a good word of him and teach him some confidence.

They didn't stay together for long.
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« Reply #6 on: October 07, 2005, 01:46:00 AM »
Quote from: Blue Cut on October 06, 2005, 04:53:08 PM
It wasn't that hard.

Did u help him with that too?  hihi


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« Reply #7 on: October 07, 2005, 01:50:07 AM »
Quote from: Skeletor on October 06, 2005, 05:27:53 PM
Quote from: Blue Cut on October 06, 2005, 04:53:08 PM
I've helped a virgin to get laid. It wasn't that hard.

Well, did he like having sex with you?

Look how happy this guy is...whadda you think?
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« Reply #8 on: October 07, 2005, 03:00:40 AM »
Quote from: SLCPUNK on October 07, 2005, 01:50:07 AM
Quote from: Skeletor on October 06, 2005, 05:27:53 PM
Quote from: Blue Cut on October 06, 2005, 04:53:08 PM
I've helped a virgin to get laid. It wasn't that hard.

Well, did he like having sex with you?

Look how happy this guy is...whadda you think?



I think he looks kinda surprised.

but I can't blame him, since he's seeing you in you favorit outfit
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« Reply #9 on: October 07, 2005, 03:03:14 AM »
I always thought that tiara made me look fat.....
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« Reply #10 on: October 19, 2005, 10:34:18 AM »
I saw this movie yesterday and it was hilarious, the line of how I know you are gay stuff was great specially when he said because you like coldplay  hihi

Quote from: Mattman on October 06, 2005, 01:54:32 PM
I just watched this movie a few weeks ago, and it was funny and entertaining, but one thing started to bug me afterwards. Did anybody else think that it was WAY too easy for the main character to get laid in this movie if he really wanted to? I mean, once his friends decide to help get him laid, opportunities immediately begin popping up all over the place where attractive women suddenly want to have sex with a guy who is basically a complete nerd. It seems to me that in the movie, the issue of getting laid or not comes down only to a choice on the part of the guy to have sex - something which is pretty unrealistic, IMO.
I think that the movie brings up that always is easy to pick up a woman if you have enough corauge to aproach to her, I don't if anybody notice but the dialogs are not the best, specially that "go fuck a goat" I mean whats with that?  hihi  peace
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« Reply #11 on: October 19, 2005, 02:18:58 PM »
Maybe this would be better suited in the recoomend a song thread but fuck it. Download "Asia - In The Heat Of The Moment". It plays when the virgin chases his lady on his bike. Great stuff!
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« Reply #12 on: October 19, 2005, 02:46:56 PM »
Quote from: Evolution on October 19, 2005, 02:18:58 PM
Maybe this would be better suited in the recoomend a song thread but fuck it. Download "Asia - In The Heat Of The Moment". It plays when the virgin chases his lady on his bike. Great stuff!
"How I know you're gay?"  hihi
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« Reply #13 on: October 19, 2005, 07:07:14 PM »
 hihi If liking that song makes me gay then hand me a copy of Playgirl my friend
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« Reply #14 on: October 19, 2005, 11:46:59 PM »
I used to tease my fiancee that he has a similar hair cut to the main 40 year old virgin character.  Needless to say, after a few days of good old fashioned ribbing, he shaved his head Smiley

Hehe.

But yeah I really enjoyed this movie.  It was soooo funny! 
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« Reply #15 on: October 20, 2005, 10:05:48 AM »
Quote from: Evolution on October 19, 2005, 07:07:14 PM
hihi If liking that song makes me gay then hand me a copy of Playgirl my friend

 hihi good one  ok

Quote from: Eeebs on October 19, 2005, 11:46:59 PM
I used to tease my fiancee that he has a similar hair cut to the main 40 year old virgin character. Needless to say, after a few days of good old fashioned ribbing, he shaved his head Smiley

Hehe.

But yeah I really enjoyed this movie. It was soooo funny!
Did you paint her head red?  Huh
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