Axl on Rolling Stone and Spin and T.V.

[MATT-A-REAL-FAN]

? Yo folks,
? ? With all we've been hearing (and not hearing),I've been imagining what will happen when CD is announced and when it finally arrives.
 I dream of the day when Axl makes his return appearance on the covers of Rolling Stone and Spin magazine!?I will buy multiple copies!?
 Remember when Spin had him on the cover reading: "What the world needs now is Axl Rose" ? I can see the new cover saying something like: "The return of Axl Rose!" or "The rebirth of Axl Rose." or "Guns N' Roses Reloaded!!"? (Well,maybe not THAT cheesy.)Something to that effect.
 
 I wonder if it would be just him on the cover or would it be the entire band?? I can see both scenarios playing out. Maybe it would be just Axl at first and then the whole band later.

 What I'm REALLY interested in is the really LONG interview that he will do and explain everything that has happened since he and the former Guns broke apart....all the way up to the present.? Like,what the Fuck happened the night of the Philly show?!?? ? You STILL fuckin' owe us!
 
 I'd much rather see him do a T.V. interview,and not with fuckin' Kurt "I'm so gay and as old as dirt too" Loder from MTV. (Apparently,that IS his middle name! Weird,I know. )
 Do ya remember how he grabbed Axl's arm after the VMAs??? How creepy was that? It's like he really wanted to hug him or something. The man is a homosexual.
 
 What I wanna see him talk on is a Barbara Walters type interview. Not with her either,'cause she's a fuckin' twit and a million years older than Kurt Loder,(who is old)but,THAT kind of style sit-down.?
 Bring out all of the dirt,lay it all out there,no more b.s. about what you are feelin' about certain people and events that have happened.

 I picture this after CD has come out and blown the doors off of everything and he's on top again. This shit will happen fast,believe me.
Look at Mariah"I've just been exhausted " Carey. She was labeled a fuckin' loon/finished and dropped by her label. Actually,they bought her out of an 80 million deal for 13 milllion. Not bad. Gettin' 13 mil to do NOTHING.? Anyway,then she comes back and she's at the top o' the charts and on Oprah havin' her ass kissed.? So,anything can happen.
 
 I hope he doesn't do an MTV interview. It would be a waste of his time. All they care about is The Real World and Laguna "We swear we're not acting!? " Beach. Oh and plenty of rap videos.
That's why I would rather see him do a sit-down where his fans will SEE him and where people watching will actually care. (God,I hate MTV.) Maybe with Stone Philips on Dateline NBC. I dunno. It could be a 2 part kinda thing. One night and then a "Tune in tomorrow for the second part of our special exclusive interview with Axl Rose".
 
 I know,your thinkin',"2 PARTS?!? Are you fuckin' crazy?!?"
 Well....yes. But,remember,my point is that this will be AFTER he has come back and destroyed everyones' synapses with Chinese Democracy.? This shit will happen if he is smart enough to put himself out there. I believe he is. As long as he can hold it all together.

He can be as big as he wants to be. He has before. And he went for it all and won. HUGE.
 
 
 Rant---->? Btw,when GN'R does return,he has to knock off this being late shit/no show shit and realize that people don't stand for shit like that any more. Everyone has better things to do and other things to do with their fuckin' time.
 Back in Dec. of '91,when I saw them,we had no real internet,GameBoy,cell phones with games on 'em,hundreds of cable channels,tickets were waaay cheaper,you get my drift. The band came to town and you waited. You had no real choice. You really never heard about him doing that stuff anyway,unless it had just happened the previous night in NYC.
Now,with all of this communication,if he tries that shit again,word will spread like wildfire and no one will bother showing up or buying tickets at all. It's time to grow up.? ---->End of Rant.


? Hopefully,this album will come out sooner rather than later and these things will transpire. I know Axl really wants to put it out and shut up the naysayers.
And to get a 4 star rating from Rollling Stone ta boot. I mean,fuckin' "Contraband" got a 4 star! That ain't know four star album,man! He wants that 4 star and then he can take a breath. For a minute or 2.

 I think it's gonna be great.

? ?GN'R FOREVER!!

? ? ? MATT

[FlashFlood]

contraband was a four star album

[chineseblues]

contraband was a four star album

No it was not. It was maybe a 2 star album at best. Those guys really dropped the ball on that album. It should have been better then it was.

[WAR41]

Hey Matt "I like writing things in quotes that are stupid" A Real Fan, thanks for your post.  It was extremely informative and I feel like Tom "I can't believe I am responding to this post" Brady after he won his third Super Bowl. 

I don't think you understand that Barbara "christ this kid is an idiot" Walters and Stone "have you ever been laid?" Phillips probably don't see this is a huge story like you do.  They would rather spend their time interviewing people like the Saudi "please kill yourself" Prince and Hugo "lock this guy in a room and throw away the key" Chavez. 

If there were to be an interview it would most certainly be Loder.  It is evident that him and Axl actually have some kind of relationship.

[Holy War]

contraband was a four star album

No it was not. It was maybe a 2 star album at best. Those guys really dropped the ball on that album. It should have been better then it was.

I think FlashFlood means Rolling Stone gave it four stars.

[FlashFlood]

contraband was a four star album

No it was not. It was maybe a 2 star album at best. Those guys really dropped the ball on that album. It should have been better then it was.

no the album was fantastic and is underappreciated by this board. its real rock n roll something that is hard to come by these days and i would take any rocker off of contraband over the song chinese democracy. perhaps not rhiad because its better than that. but anyway, contraband was great and if you dont agree then there is something wrong with your ears.

[jemin]

contraband was a four star album

No it was not. It was maybe a 2 star album at best. Those guys really dropped the ball on that album. It should have been better then it was.

You really need to quit shitting on something that you don't even listen to!

[MATT-A-REAL-FAN]

Hey Matt "I like writing things in quotes that are stupid" A Real Fan, thanks for your post.? It was extremely informative and I feel like Tom "I can't believe I am responding to this post" Brady after he won his third Super Bowl.?

I don't think you understand that Barbara "christ this kid is an idiot" Walters and Stone "have you ever been laid?" Phillips probably don't see this is a huge story like you do.? They would rather spend their time interviewing people like the Saudi "please kill yourself" Prince and Hugo "lock this guy in a room and throw away the key" Chavez.?

If there were to be an interview it would most certainly be Loder.? It is evident that him and Axl actually have some kind of relationship.

 Hey WAR 41,
 Wow. What a well thought out response. Let's see. If I "read between the lines" that you wrote,you: call me stupid,wonder why you are responding to my post,call me an idiot,wonder whether I've gotten laid,you want me to kill myself and you want me locked away.

 Is that the gist??? Did I leave anything out?
A question: How long did it take to compose such a letter of high regard? No,really. Please enlighten us as to how you came about being such a wordsmith!!? The eloquence in which you write is magnificent!!? Bravo sir! Bravo!!
 
 
 You seem? to be a real asshole. You also seem to like writing things in quotes that are "stupid",you fuckin' cunt. Try responding with a post that ISN'T a shot at me and actually starts a meaningful debate. That is the purpose here isn't it?!? Cocksucker.
 
 Or maybe you want to? talk like grade-schoolers and respond like: Yeah I have gotten laid. Tell your whore of a mother that she owes me my change from the 2 dollars that gave her for the last eight nights of me riding her like the pig that she is.? This because your faggot of a father can't find his miniscule cock to even attempt to get it up.? Ha-ha-ha!!?

? Are we done now?? Maybe you ARE a grade-schooler. Maybe you like to hear this kind of stuff. Maybe it doesn't matter to you,'cause it's all true.? ?

 Fuck you pussy. Try writing something of SUBSTANCE next time. You even question yourself as to why you responded to my post. Well? Why the fuck did you?? Just so you could slam me asshole?
If you read the fuckin' post correctly,it says that Axl would maybe do those other interviews down the line after CD has come out. I've seen stars of all walks of life talk to numerous media outlets. Why limit yourself to just MTV?!?

 So in conclusion,Fuck You dude.? Shall we continue with this drivel??
 
 I knew it was only a matter of time before this message board became like the old Mygnr.com forum. Say anything you want and the admin people will do nothing to stop it.
 Seeing that his post was nothing more than trivial banter and personal attacks,War41's post shouldn't even have made it on here for more than 5 minutes.

 How pathetic.

? ?Love,

? ?MATT

[BOILER GUNZ]

Great post MATT

[MATT-A-REAL-FAN]

Great post MATT

 Thanks BG!!?

[Pandora]

You seem  to be a real asshole.

you fuckin' cunt.

Cocksucker.

Fuck you pussy.

That's 4 insults to a fellow member within one message. Which is, in case you didn't get it, 4 more than what we need.

Go read the rules and keep them in mind in the future.

[badapple81]

I wonder if 'BOILER GUNZ' and 'MATT' are the same person? 

[PeterCoffin]

I think it is more likley that he is, in fact, Chris Farley character Bennet Brauer. Their styles are extremely similar, look:

That's right, Bennet Brauer here with another commentary. Didn't think the suits would have me back perhaps. Thought they'd have my dairy-air replaced by one of tem store mannequin well maybe I'm not "the norm". I'm not "camera friendly", I don't "wear clothes that fit me", I'm not a "heartbreaker", I haven't had "sex with a woman", I don't know "how that works", I don't "fall in line", I'm not "hygienic", I don't "wipe properly", I lack "style", I don't have "self-esteem", I have no "charisma", I don't "own a toothbrush", I don't "let my scabs heal", I can't "reach all the parts of my body", when I sleep I sweat profusely. But I guess the powers that be will keep signing my pay check until Jack and Jane K. Viewer start to go for the remote so they can get back to commentators who don't "frighten children", who don't "eat their own dandruff", who don't "pop their whiteheads with a compass they used in high school". Thank you, Kevin.

[Nytunz]

Well i cant wait so se Axl back in the spotlight! But, i really hope they just focus on him! I really hope the other members in GNR get as much attention as Axl! And i hope Media wont bother Axl anymore! And wright bashing articles about him! Im sure Axl knows how to deal with it now, better then in the 90s. But i would like to se exclusive interviews with Tommy and Richard where they also talks about the album and theyr bigassplanz!!