10. Engine failure in submarine studio
9. Waiting for Star Wars :Episode III to hit so he can get instructions from Yoda
8. Master tapes ruined by fluid from Duff's exploding pancreas
7. Too busy stroking to pics of Tina Chang
6. Still trying to find Nicole Brown Simpson's REAL killer
5. Digital masters ruined buy grease from Buckethead's bucket
4. Still pissed he wasn't included in the video for Michael Jackson's "Give in to Me"
3. Spending time laughing and clinking glasses with Banny
2. Too busy cruising Gn'r boards as "Infamous"
And the number 1 reason why Axl hasn't released Chinese Democracy:
1. Hard to sing with the taste of Slash's betrayal in his mouth.
/Mike
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