Bill Simmons has a regular column on "Page 2" on espn.com. he mixes pop culture with sports in a really funny way. great stuff. he frequently does mailbags where he answers questions from readers. in today's column there's a pretty funny slash reference....
Q: In your "Screwed-Up Celebrity Kids in 2025 Draft" (from last week's column), how did you guys forget Levi McConaughey? That kid must have came out of the womb with a bong and dreadlocks. He will get nailed for marijuana possession in kindergarten.
--Jason K., Los AngelesSG: Allrightallrightallright! We also forgot Jenna Jameson's twins, which was inexcusable, especially given that Tito Ortiz fathered them. In fact, we forgot so many celebrity kids that, arguably, we could have gone 30 rounds. I have a lot of regrets.
That reminds me, my daughter is one of the most outgoing kids on the planet. She is completely unafraid of any situation, which can be a good thing and a bad thing. But two weeks ago in a playacting class in preschool, she got shy and wouldn't do her fake scene. So why did she get shy? Turns out there was a new boy in her class that she really liked -- according to her, "He has curly hair, and I like how he dresses" -- and she was so smitten that she was afraid to playact in front of him. Who was the kid, you ask. The young son of Slash, the Guns N' Roses guitarist.
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