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LEXINGTON PARK, Md. (WUSA) - A Southern Maryland woman was seriously injured in a mishap involving a sex toy over the weekend. The case was first reported on BayNet.com, and Saint Mary's county public safety sources confirm the information to 9NEWS NOW.
The accident was reported to local fire and rescue personnel about 1:30 a.m. on March 7, from an address on Rogers Drive. The man who made the 911 call said he had placed a sex toy over a saber saw blade, and then used the power tool on his partner, but the blade cut through the plastic and injured the woman.
The victim, a 27-year-old woman, was reportedly injured and bleeding. She was flown to Prince George's hospital center by Maryland State Police.
County law enforcement officials who were familiar with the media report about this case said although they were not initially called to investigate the incident, they would likely follow up to determine it was just an accident and involved consentual behavior.
Written by Bill Starks
9NEWS NOW & wusa9.com
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eeek..oh my...stupid is as stupid does Forrest
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Are we going to need a training video for sex toys now
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another fine candidate for the Darwin Award.
http://www.darwinawards.com/
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not sure if it counts as darwin since nobody died...
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I love the Darwin Awards.
At least childbirth will be a little easier for this dame.
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well, you can't always succeed in the kitchen either
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Siq7f3YQAEc
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Quote from: Chief on March 10, 2009, 12:58:18 AM
not sure if it counts as darwin since nobody died...
Give em time!
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People who are this dumb deserve things like this to happen to them.
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Paging Dr. Freud..
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They never saw that one coming.
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It's a pun!!!
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Quote from: BlowUpYourVideo on March 10, 2009, 03:21:01 PM
They never saw that one coming.
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Shame. I focused on "coming".
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Quote from: freedom78 on March 10, 2009, 06:57:05 PM
Quote from: BlowUpYourVideo on March 10, 2009, 03:21:01 PM
They never saw that one coming.
Huh? Geddit?
Saw
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It's a pun!!!
Shame. I focused on "coming".
Double pun? Yes, indeed, I believe it was!
\you're just a dirty boy who needs a spanking!
pun my ass
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Quote from: freedom78 on March 10, 2009, 06:57:05 PM
Quote from: BlowUpYourVideo on March 10, 2009, 03:21:01 PM
They never saw that one coming.
Huh? Geddit?
Saw
? No?
It's a pun!!!
Shame. I focused on "coming".
Double pun? Yes, indeed, I believe it was!
I was going to write 'cumming' but decided against it. Two dirty puns so close together could be damaging.
Quote from: Lisa on March 10, 2009, 10:30:00 PM
pun my ass
Pun your ass??
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