Mother fucking Mice

[Genesis]

^ I think all rat poisons work that way. They usually go out of the apartment looking for water.

[Albert S Miller]

I'm telling you guys, the pest a cator is the best, no dead mice, they can't stand the ultrasonic waves the little device gives off, they will all leave and ones from outside don't want to enter.  If your neighbors have a crappy yard, it could be an on going issue for you.

[AxlsMainMan]

They love peanut butter.

[CheapJon]

when we're talking of gerbils..

One time my cousin Walter got this cat stuck up his ass. True story. He bought it at our local mall, so the whole fiasco wound up on the news. It was embarrasing for my relatives and all, but next week, he did it again. Different cat, same results, complete with another trip to the emergency room. So, I run into him a week later in the mall and he's buying another cat. And I says to him, "Jesus, Walt! What are you doing? You know you're just gonna get this cat stuck up your ass too. Why don't you knock it off?" And he said to me, "Brodie, how the hell else am I supposed to get the gerbil out?" My cousin was a weird guy.

[Axl4Prez2004]

Hil-Dog, just make sure your place is totally clean.  No crumbs, no dirt, no grass seed, nothing.  If there's nothing to eat, you'll never have a problem again.....unless D's gerbils break outta there cages!  In that case don't worry though, they're harmless...de-clawed of course. 

Gerbils?

U are the one with PVC pipe lying around    see if anyone gets that

A4P, I knew you liberals were a sick bunch, but letting a gerbil run up your asshole, now that is sick. 

By the way, Decon poison is awesome and they die in the woods looking for water.  Great stuff.  I had an issue and in a few days, I didn't have an issue anymore.

S Guns, I was joking buddy.  D is not into gerbils, everybody knows his deal is sheep. 

Just be careful Hil-dog if you ever have kids visiting.  Never ever put poison down "and forget about it."  Your best bet is to take away all food sources...that, along with old-fashioned mousetraps (that you check on daily) will do the trick.   

[Dr. Blutarsky]

If this is the mouse you are dealing with you're screwed

[Albert S Miller]

Hee Hee

[mrlee]

you dont fuck with these guys.

cause its time to rock, and ride.

[The Dog]

mother fucking biker mice from mars 

[Axl4Prez2004]

Okay, extra credit for the next pic:  tit-mouse.

[CheapJon]

well, in sweden mouse is called mus and that's a common nickname for pussy (vagina:P)

[mrlee]

well, in sweden mouse is called mus and that's a common nickname for pussy (vagina:P)

Now how backwards is that.

You guys compare flanges to mice.

Yet the common comparison is to that of a cat.

[russkwtx]

msaxl to the rescue!!! Where's your cat? Sounds like it could be pretty serious though, you caught quite a few in a short time.  Bought a new home last year on about 7 acres, the little guys liked coming in my garage while open, so I first started with my 23lb bangle kitty, he was a great help, but not enough.  Rather than resorting to the nasty, messy traps we did some research and found what you call the "Pest A Cator 2000" .  This device literally plugs into your electrical outlet.  It has a pulse/ultrasonic waves it sends through walls.  It operates continuously, and begins working within days, so they say you may see an increase in activity during initial clean up period.  Cost for one about 25 dollars and covers about 2000 sq ft.  Additional units are suggested for larger single level areas or multiple story structures.  Does it or did it work?  I no longer have any .  Try it and see!!

We got a solar powered one for outdoors that are supposed to deter rats and squirrels. Big joke. We put it by the bird feeder. The squirrels climb over it to get to the seeds on the ground. No effect on rats either. Only solution was to take the food away. When we did that, the rodents left. At least they are rational.

[Albert S Miller]

msaxl to the rescue!!! Where's your cat? Sounds like it could be pretty serious though, you caught quite a few in a short time.  Bought a new home last year on about 7 acres, the little guys liked coming in my garage while open, so I first started with my 23lb bangle kitty, he was a great help, but not enough.  Rather than resorting to the nasty, messy traps we did some research and found what you call the "Pest A Cator 2000" .  This device literally plugs into your electrical outlet.  It has a pulse/ultrasonic waves it sends through walls.  It operates continuously, and begins working within days, so they say you may see an increase in activity during initial clean up period.  Cost for one about 25 dollars and covers about 2000 sq ft.  Additional units are suggested for larger single level areas or multiple story structures.  Does it or did it work?  I no longer have any .  Try it and see!!

We got a solar powered one for outdoors that are supposed to deter rats and squirrels. Big joke. We put it by the bird feeder. The squirrels climb over it to get to the seeds on the ground. No effect on rats either. Only solution was to take the food away. When we did that, the rodents left. At least they are rational.

Ya that was the other thing we did was to put up all the animals food, meaning the bags of it, still leaving their everyday feeding dishes in garage, still no more mice.  No one here seems to interested in the pest a cator 2000, but I'm tellin ya it works.

[The Dog]

good points, the dog food/water bowl i'm sure aren't helping keeping the little fuckers away.

and the dog is the biggest pussy in the world.  he is useless against them