A junkie broke into my car

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man i just realized he stole my badass corona tag i had on my dashboard.

its not worth anything but it had some sentimental value.

now i might have to take some vigilante justice ill round up a crue park my car there again and bait the fucker out, then curb stomp his junkie ass

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man i just realized he stole my badass corona tag i had on my dashboard.

its not worth anything but it had some sentimental value.

now i might have to take some vigilante justice ill round up a crue park my car there again and bait the fucker out, then curb stomp his junkie ass

I'd pay to see this. It'd make a great YouTube video.

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man i just realized he stole my badass corona tag i had on my dashboard.

its not worth anything but it had some sentimental value.

now i might have to take some vigilante justice ill round up a crue park my car there again and bait the fucker out, then curb stomp his junkie ass

I'd pay to see this. It'd make a great YouTube video.

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[Bodhi]

i was gone for like 10 minutes came back to find my window smashed out.

they stole a case a beer i had in the back and like 5$ in change. who else but a fucking junkie would bother?

FUCK YOU I HOPE YOU DIE A SLOW, PAINFUL DEATH AND BURN IN HELL YOU FUCK!

I hope the prick steals a computer and reads this.

Don't worry...when Barack Obama gets into office he will just steal from your paycheck and give it to the junkie so no more windows will need to be broken.... 


I dont blame you for being pissed but just be happy it was only a window that got broken and you didnt get shot over something stupid like a six pack or 5 bucks...