Using Brown to Get Green

[Dr. Blutarsky]

Minnesota Man Received Huge UPS Shipments of California Marijuana, Police Say

Thursday , February 28, 2008


A Hummer-driving Minnesota man claiming he was a student in need of extra cash was busted for allegedly receiving 213 pounds of marijuana shipped by UPS from California, according to a report from MyFOXTwinCities.com.

The Ramsey County, Minn., Attorney's Office charged Doanzell Gieddarr Johnson, 27, of Inver Grove Heights on Thursday with first-degree sale or possession of marijuana, MyFOXTwinCities.com reports.

Los Angeles police already had arrested three people on charges of shipping the marijuana, and Twin Cities authorities were alerted that the parcels were sent to their jurisdiction.

Police arrested Johnson and seized more than $5,000 in cash, as well as Johnson's Hummer, which police said was used to pick up the parcels, according to the report.

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,333689,00.html

[Axl4Prez2004]

Back when I was in college, the people who lived on the first floor of our apt. building tried the same stupid thing.  More than a decade later people aren't getting any smarter.   

[Mr. Redman]

Well...one less dude out here selling bud. Didn't know this guy though, I know a few people who've been raided.

[Dr. Blutarsky]

Talk about a stupid move. Did the guy think no one would notice the smell of 213 lbs of weed coming out of a box?  We aren't talking about a 1/4 ounce here!

[fuckin crazy]

Talk about a stupid move. Did the guy think no one would notice the smell of 213 lbs of weed coming out of a box?  We aren't talking about a 1/4 ounce here!

Isn't that what cellophane and coffee is for?

[polluxlm]

Talk about a stupid move. Did the guy think no one would notice the smell of 213 lbs of weed coming out of a box?  We aren't talking about a 1/4 ounce here!

Isn't that what cellophane and coffee is for?

In their dreams.

Doesn't work.

[fuckin crazy]

In their dreams.

Doesn't work.

It did for years. It might not work for a dog, but humans can't distinguish the difference.

[Mr. Redman]

Hell, to confuse the dogs, all ya gotta do is have it in a bunch of baggies, and just pass it 'round like 20 people and have 'em each put it in a bag. All the different human scents confuse the dogs.

[fuckin crazy]

I've also heard that keeping food in your car will confuse the dogs if they are searching that.

[polluxlm]

I've also heard that keeping food in your car will confuse the dogs if they are searching that.

Best thing is spreading particles all around your car/apartment and keep your main stash near the roof. Not enough to put you away, but enough to make the dogs go wild.

When it comes to sending big quantities in the mail...don't do that.

[Smoking Guns]

You could store the weed in your pussy/asshole doll and when the dog sniffs the ass, the cops will just say, "why do dogs always like to sniff shit."