#1.) Boy, she sure does fellate that carrot for a while!
#2.) Don't you think that if you wanted to impress someone, you'd practice your lines? She's always stuttering and stumbling...edit!
#3.) I do love that she put on all her jewelry for this. God, I hope none of those are family hand-downs. Poor grandma, rolling over in her grave.
#4.) At one point, she calls "cut" after fucking up...which means that some other psycho actually thought this was a good enough idea to help out.
#5.) It looks like she really tried hard on the cake decorating.
#6.) Was that Meatloaf? If you want to impress Steve Vai, why are you listening to Meatloaf in your video?
#7.) WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT NOISE? Did she really just queef on video?
#8.) It takes a ballsy chick to compare her pussy noises to Steve Vai's guitaring...I'll give her that!