I forgot this one:
They played Deep Purple - Hush
And, this woman who was completely stoned out of her gourd did some strange combination of yoga/belly dancing during the early part of the song.
During the rest of the song, when the band says "Hush...hush" she would press her index finger to her lips in a typical "shhhh!" kind of way. Then, she ripped her Super Pretzel in half, in a sultry fashion. One half was quickly shoved into her back pants pocket (Mmmmm!), while the other half played the dual role of fake microphone and twirly baton. All of this occurred while those seated in my section grew more and more amused with her antics, shouting things like "You eat that pretzel. Eat it you dirty girl!"
Hysterical. If this story is ABOUT any HTGTH board members...well...sorry for having told your story.