Stupidity When Drunk, Hall Of Shame

[SPUNKY]

I start

i can reveal that whilst engaging in sexual activity with a young lady on a riverbank in Ware Herts after a night in a club called Becketts, i had my left hand 2 inches deep in slimy dogsh!t whilst in the missionary position.
Due to alcohol issues i did not realise till after said intercourse.
I was however sober enough to realise this disgusting event soon after and quietly, discretely and with all intent wiped said faeces on her fake fur jacket.

As you can imagine, i left her and her wiffy attire about 25 seconds later and haven't seen her since

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[nycangel]

i have done a lot of stupid things while drunk lol, but i cant really remeber one that  should be in the hall of shame lol. ill talk to my friends and ill come back and post later

[slash666]

i dunno if this counts but last year i got really drunk with my friends at a party and somehow we ended up running through the neighbourhood totally naked! dont know how i was persuaded 

[LeftToDecay]

Wrecking a cabin of a cruise ship is propably dumbest thing I ever done drunk. Atleast the most expensive one.
Atleast I learned that firealarms are more expensive than TVs.

[Sin Cut]

Getting my ass kicked when too drunk.

[Chief]

wait i want to hear more about this one.. it sounds like a doozy!!!

Wrecking a cabin of a cruise ship is propably dumbest thing I ever done drunk. Atleast the most expensive one.
Atleast I learned that firealarms are more expensive than TVs.

[LeftToDecay]

wait i want to hear more about this one.. it sounds like a doozy!!!

Not much more to tell, just dumb drunkern ravaging.
But yeah! Cruise ship fire alarms come with some sort of sophisticated surveilance extravaganza that elevates their price around 200 euros.

...fire alarms as in the actual  device, i did not cause a fire alarm:)

[2NaFish]

i said some things to a midget last saturday night after about 8 pints of Stella. i'm too ashamed to repeat them.

lets just say it wasn't my finest hour.

[CheapJon]

i said some things to a midget last saturday night after about 8 pints of Stella. i'm too ashamed to repeat them.

lets just say it wasn't my finest hour.

that's low.....................

[anythinggoes]

i said some things to a midget last saturday night after about 8 pints of Stella. i'm too ashamed to repeat them.

lets just say it wasn't my finest hour.

that's low.....................

Ha Ha Ha i hope that was intentional

[Gnrfan]

i said some things to a midget last saturday night after about 8 pints of Stella. i'm too ashamed to repeat them.

lets just say it wasn't my finest hour.

haha

never insult someone who punch level is right at you dick

I've done so many things, its hard to say.

My mate shagged our other mates little sister and we all decided that we shouldn't tell him. But when i was drunk i accidently let it slip . . as you can imagine the scene was nasty . . But i left to have sex with some girl and only found out the next day.

But we all decided that in the end . . it was better he knew. Apprantly only one puch was thrown so i now consider myself a true friend

[CheapJon]

i said some things to a midget last saturday night after about 8 pints of Stella. i'm too ashamed to repeat them.

lets just say it wasn't my finest hour.

that's low.....................

Ha Ha Ha i hope that was intentional

of course it was,  i was waiting for someone to get it

[GunsN'Gravy]

i said some things to a midget last saturday night after about 8 pints of Stella. i'm too ashamed to repeat them.

lets just say it wasn't my finest hour.

that's low.....................

ICWUTUDIDTHAR

[CheapJon]

i said some things to a midget last saturday night after about 8 pints of Stella. i'm too ashamed to repeat them.

lets just say it wasn't my finest hour.

that's low.....................

ICWUTUDIDTHAR

translation please

[Mr. Dick Purple]

i said some things to a midget last saturday night after about 8 pints of Stella. i'm too ashamed to repeat them.

lets just say it wasn't my finest hour.

that's low.....................

ICWUTUDIDTHAR

translation please

RAHTDIDUTUWCI   

Well I was talking about Real Madrid to a girl I just met and I was so drunk with Rum and the next thing I remember I was sleeping next to this girl, she was so ugly, but the worst thing is that she wasn't drunk in fact she didn't drink I was abused   

[Danny Top Hat]

About a month ago I walked back from a party to my student house - it was like a 20 min walk.? When I got there I sat and played the guitar for a bit before deciding I was hungry and wanted to go to the 24 hour shop.? I took my bike (even though it was like 5 mins walk) and travelled about 10 yards before falling off and hitting my head on the curb.? Luckily some friendly folks nearby saw me and called me an ambulance - I had been ready to get back on the bike and have another go.? Turned out I needed 5 stiches - and i'd left the front door wide open!

Not a very cool story I know, but surely worthy of the hall of shame.

By the way...

[GunsN'Gravy]

i said some things to a midget last saturday night after about 8 pints of Stella. i'm too ashamed to repeat them.

lets just say it wasn't my finest hour.

that's low.....................

ICWUTUDIDTHAR

translation please

I see what you did there