You don't need to go to California to get laid.
I'm not talking about your cousins.
Make them understand how bad you want to go and make them feel guilty so they give you a lot of money. Then go and have some fun.
That's not really how I do business.
Besides, I already got laid last week and I may be getting laid tonight. It's not like I'm deprived or anything.
Should that impress me??
But okay if that's not how you do business, I didn't mean it as an insult. I just know what *I* would do if I'd go to California?
Oh no, it's okay. You didn't insult me.
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