Trunk's Top Ten

[gnrlies247]

Here's a little homage to David Letterman's Top Ten List. This is one I'd like to call:

The Top Ten Worst things Axl could say on Eddie Trunk's show Friday Night when he calls in:

10. Tommy really hurt my feelings and I'm not doing another show until he says he's sorry!

9. We are currently looking at a 2012 release for the new album...I'd like to have it released on my 50th birthday.

8. I'd like to ask that all the fashion designers stop slapping me everytime I see them.

7. Stephanie...if your listening...baby, please come back to me.

6. I really started thinking since the last time I was on your show and I really just want to cover W.A.S.P. songs from here on out. no new material...just W.A.S.P.!

5. ...can you hear me now?...

4. Dude you gotta do something about Baz...he won't leave me alone, he's everywhere I go...talk to him, please...I remember now why I hadn't talked to him for thirteen years. Help!

3. I'm having a hard time finishing this new song I wrote and I was wondering if you know a word that rhymes with Hilfiger?

2. Hey Ed, can you play guitar by any chance...and if so, what are you doing for the next 6 or 7 months?

and the #1 worst thing Axl could say on Eddie Trunk:

1. i'd like to request a song, could you play "Slither" by Velvet Revolver?

Very funny man, thats cheered me up readin that!

[Tomorrows]

"I dont like how the crowd took to my new look - I think they wanted the Axl they saw in 2002 more. So I'm now eating ice cream for breakfast and not wearing any shit that doesnt have at least two large digits on it."

(j/k, sorry if I went a little far :p Just happy to have an Axl we can all be proud to show off to our friends)

[Butch Français]

i think it would be funny as hell if axl requested slither, that would be a real smart ass thing to do

it would actually be damn cool if he did!

[Tomorrows]

"I just cut a deal with the manufacturers of those tight, white shorts I used to wear. I'll be wearing them on stage from now through to 2020"