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liquidvirus
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Re: I've never owned an umbrella
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talk bout useless information....actually even ive never owned an umbrella, but then again ive never owned camels, buffaloes, la-z- boy chairs...
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Quote from: liquidvirus on June 24, 2005, 03:02:10 PM
talk bout useless information....
are you implying that the fact that i never owned an umbrella is useless information ?
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Re: I've never owned an umbrella
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Quote from: liquidvirus on June 24, 2005, 03:02:10 PM
talk bout useless information....actually even ive never owned an umbrella, but then again ive never owned camels, buffaloes, la-z- boy chairs...
are you serious?
not even one camel??
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Re: I've never owned an umbrella
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well i was gonna buy one the other day, but the humps were a bit big, they affect certain ares of my body
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Re: I've never owned an umbrella
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Quote from: liquidvirus on June 25, 2005, 06:18:36 AM
well i was gonna buy one the other day, but the humps were a bit big, they affect certain ares of my body
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June 25, 2005, 10:30:59 AM »
hehe!!
so Arron, you accept cheques ?
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Re: I've never owned an umbrella
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June 25, 2005, 05:34:08 PM »
U fuckers have lost your mind
At first I thought this was gonna be a thread about Condoms or something
who knew?
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Re: I've never owned an umbrella
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June 25, 2005, 05:45:07 PM »
Quote from: D on June 25, 2005, 05:34:08 PM
U fuckers have lost your mind
At first I thought this was gonna be a thread about Condoms or something
who knew?
Well duh!!!
I can tell you from first hand experience...........
Wearing a condom, does not stop you from getting wet when it is raining out!
Whoever told me that was full of it!
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Re: I've never owned an umbrella
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June 25, 2005, 05:49:18 PM »
Did u know that on the back of the preparation H hemmoroid cream it says "Do Not Take Orally"
basically that means someone tried to take the depository like a pill.
by they way I can do card tricks, they are really neat.
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Re: I've never owned an umbrella
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Quote from: D on June 25, 2005, 05:49:18 PM
Did u know that on the back of the preparation H hemmoroid cream it says "Do Not Take Orally"
basically that means someone tried to take the depository like a pill.
Yea.
It's the lawyers who make 'em put those labels on.
Somebody actually has to take it orally, then sue the company. Then they say "We better put this label on it."
Now a days they probably don't even wait til somebody does something stupid to sue.
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Re: I've never owned an umbrella
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Have u ever wondered exactly why a dog licks his balls?
I think its because he can.
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Quote from: D on June 25, 2005, 06:00:48 PM
Have u ever wondered exactly why a dog licks his balls?
I think its because he can.
Who are you?
And where is D?
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Re: I've never owned an umbrella
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Quote from: SLC on June 25, 2005, 06:40:03 PM
Quote from: D on June 25, 2005, 06:00:48 PM
Have u ever wondered exactly why a dog licks his balls?
I think its because he can.
Who are you?
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who's D?
and who are you??
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June 25, 2005, 09:48:13 PM »
Hillel use to be named Kiedis, SLC use to be Doppelganger and I use to be white toast
pretty interesting sandwich wouldnt u say?
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Re: I've never owned an umbrella
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Don't talk about sarnies, 'm getting hungry again
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Re: I've never owned an umbrella
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June 25, 2005, 10:00:33 PM »
Oh fuck this.
You're all fucking hippocrites.
If all of the posts in this thread were by 'newbies' then this would definatly be listed in whatever that thread is in admin, and cited as a shit thread.
Locked.
If you want this place cleaned up, enough of this bullshit.
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