"Worst Kiss of Your Life" Thread

[Slashly]

My worst kiss was (strangely) not my fault.I went to see a movie with this girl I had met and by the end of the movie, I thought to myself:its time!Aperently the girl thought the same cause when  I saw her she was already going  towards me.So we started and when I tried so slip my tounge, the gitl clsed her mouth as hard as she could.So i though:"okay the girl didnt want to kiss, thats alright."So I started to take my head away and she grabed me by the hard and kissed me again("okay, now she wants to kiss!" I thoguht).I tried again to slip my tounge again, and the same thing hapened.
Thsi repeated about 3 times until I was so pissed off because It felt so fucking acward I told her:"lets go out of here".I think she iddnt liked itoo, because we never saw each other again.




Baby Slash//

[Mattman]

Well, I suppose that for me there are two candidates, although they're not as bad as some of your guys' tales.  Both times though, I think it was pretty much my fault.  I'm not a very good kisser.

The first was at a party a couple years ago when I was 16, and this girl I know who's a friend of mine asked if she could kiss me, "just to see what it was like."  Which sounds flattering here, but there, when we actually did kiss, I was just totally awkward.  I closed my mouth a few times while hers was still open, and so she started licking my lips at times.  And also, I might have had my eyes open, although I don't remember exactly.

The second was worse in terms of the circumstances.  It was this year at a university party.  I was drunk and horny, and I saw this hot chick.  I went up to her and started getting all over her.  We danced drunkenly for a bit, and then I started kissing her.  But I don't really think she was into it.  Also, I used way too much tongue.  Anyway, long story short, her friends ended up carrying her home and I become sort of a pariah at her dorm.  And I guess I kinda deserve it.  For a Drama assignment a little while later, I wrote a scene on sexual harassment to exorcise my demons a little bit (this wasn't the first time I hit on girls way too bluntly while I was drunk).

Anyway, like I said, my main problem is that I'm just not a very good kisser.  Does anybody have some tips on how to improve my game a little?  I'm still pretty clumsy at it.

[nesquick]

Some years ago,? I kissed a girl at 10 am (We had met the night before) just after she smoked. that was horrible. I fired her after 2 hours. She was a nice, cute and hot blond. But she smoked too much for me...so bye bye...

[Lisa]

up until last year(see toilet plunger with teeth) I thought I had the worst kiss.....last Friday night....he bit me...I think he thought it was erotic but it just plain hurt....so that is the new, updated 'worst kiss' for me

[D]

Some years ago,? I kissed a girl at 10 am (We had met the night before) just after she smoked. that was horrible. I fired her after 2 hours. She was a nice, cute and hot blond. But she smoked...so bye bye...

u fired her?

was she an escort or prostitute?

how the hell do u fire a chick?

[nesquick]

Some years ago,? I kissed a girl at 10 am (We had met the night before) just after she smoked. that was horrible. I fired her after 2 hours. She was a nice, cute and hot blond. But she smoked...so bye bye...

u fired her?

was she an escort or prostitute?

how the hell do u fire a chick?

English is not my native language, so when I said "I fired her" I meant I broke with her. Broke is the word.

[Narcissa]

Ok, i'll throw myself in and you are allowed to laugh :

I was 14 and we both had braces on our teeeth. Our mouths met, but as we wanted to part, we realised our braces were stuck and we had to call in for help..

ha ha ha that was amazing.

Also I'd like to see a bigger version of your avatar.

[Sakib]

Some years ago,? I kissed a girl at 10 am (We had met the night before) just after she smoked. that was horrible. I fired her after 2 hours. She was a nice, cute and hot blond. But she smoked...so bye bye...

u fired her?

was she an escort or prostitute?

how the hell do u fire a chick?

funny that. firing a grls.

[usedname]

One that I only wish to have and have not had yet!!

[KeVoRkIaN]

I puked my guts out then kissed a girl that cheated on me - my best kiss - her worst

[MadmanDan]

Worst kiss.....hmmm..let's just say that there was a little mustache involved, and it wasn't mine

[nesquick]

My first kiss was at the age of 5. I was a blond and blue eyed little boy. Then the next one was at the age of...17.
12 years between 2 kisses. I think that's a record It's even longer than between "the spaggetit incident" and "chinese democracy"

[Dust N Rose]

Axl's claiming that record in a year.

I think my first  (15 or 16 I guess) was the worst. I didn't close my eyes  , I think she didn't notice it.

Another one was when I was 17, I think she wanted a french kiss and I didn't open my lips (let that tongue out). I can't else explain why she left me 3 days later 

[Queen of Everything]

My worst kiss was (strangely) not my fault.I went to see a movie with this girl I had met and by the end of the movie, I thought to myself:its time!Aperently the girl thought the same cause when? I saw her she was already going? towards me.So we started and when I tried so slip my tounge, the gitl clsed her mouth as hard as she could.So i though:"okay the girl didnt want to kiss, thats alright."So I started to take my head away and she grabed me by the hard and kissed me again("okay, now she wants to kiss!" I thoguht).I tried again to slip my tounge again, and the same thing hapened.
Thsi repeated about 3 times until I was so pissed off because It felt so fucking acward I told her:"lets go out of here".I think she iddnt liked itoo, because we never saw each other again.




Baby Slash//

Ha ha! Thats funny

Well mine was we were playing spin the bottle, and I was told to pash this guy, and i was like Whatever coz it was just fun, but he went in like REALLY hard and was ALL OVER THE PLACE it was like  bad. Imagine putting like a sea cucumber or sumthing in ur mouth! it was so weird and gross. I pulled away and was like    ew! and he was like what??

[Prometheus]

she bit my nose...... wtf

[D]

she bit my nose...... wtf

hahahahaha is your nose big?  some people find that shit erotic, too bad u couldnt sneeze as she was doing it.


thats awesome kevorkian! puking and then kissing a cheating chick. Nice!

[Hammy]

Ok a few years back id been after this chick for ages and she knew but things were awkward and complicated (can't b arsed explaining) anywayz i had gone out with a bunch of people for her birthday and i was blind drunk on the floor of the club (fuck knows why they had not thrown me out they've thrown me out for less) anywayz my best mate told her now was the best time for her to go in and kiss me now i wasn't even sober enough to get up, i could barely move next thing she's got her tongue down my throat now that's all good but i got so much saliva in her mouth and well that did not go down well, i think i was so drunk i was garglying the stuff around it was probably free flowing (my memories obviously sketchy) so i felt kinda shit at the time and days later when i found out what she thought about it...fuck i felt ten times worse...very bad, i should really drink less