The So-Called IRS lyrics

[tHeElEcTrIcSiNtAr]

I was wondering if anyone had the lyrics that were posted sometime right after the leak in 2003 claiming that they were the real lyrics. I would just like to see them and see how ridiculous they were cause they had nothing to do with how the real lyrics turned out to be.

[Neemo]

Are these the ones you are talkin about?

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...drum stick count in...

"Oh in the night, i want to be ** in audable**,
Oh in the dark , i want to be with you my girl,
oh in the night....we kiss, we touch, we try to survive..."

but your love is gone away, so why?
why...must i find to her streams and memories...

ohhh why...can i drag you over it...

"Oh in the night, i want to be ** in audable**,
Oh when i cry , im reaching out for you my love..,
oh in the night....i want to fight with you my doll..."
just like *inaudable* im screaming...
my soul...

oh in the night, i turn out lights, and dream of blood, oh why?
why have you taken *inaudable*
* inaudable*

you come and go
you come and go
you come and go to me...

ohhhhh....

why??

ohhhhhh

oh in the night....


etc...etc...
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What a joke that was.

[Dave_Rose]

Are these the ones you are talkin about?

======================================

...drum stick count in...

"Oh in the night, i want to be ** in audable**,
Oh in the dark , i want to be with you my girl,
oh in the night....we kiss, we touch, we try to survive..."

but your love is gone away, so why?
why...must i find to her streams and memories...

ohhh why...can i drag you over it...

"Oh in the night, i want to be ** in audable**,
Oh when i cry , im reaching out for you my love..,
oh in the night....i want to fight with you my doll..."
just like *inaudable* im screaming...
my soul...

oh in the night, i turn out lights, and dream of blood, oh why?
why have you taken *inaudable*
* inaudable*

you come and go
you come and go
you come and go to me...

ohhhhh....

why??

ohhhhhh

oh in the night....


etc...etc...
======================================

What a joke that was.

No I dont think they are the lyrics

[McGann]

I'm relatively sure they were pretty much correct...the chorus was, at least.
/Mike

[HK-47]

thats not the IRS lyrics..

That's the point of the thread. The poster was asking for the fake "leaked" lyrics.

[patience26]

So, if this are not the real lyrics, where are they?
Is there somebody who understans what he`s singing?!!!!
Rock on 

[Boromir]

0:00
Gonna call the President
Gonna call the Private Eye
Gonna get the IRS
Gonna need the FBI

0:11
There's not anymore that I can do
All the legions they tell me, I follow you
So when you plead the fifth, that'll be the end of time it's true


0:27
Wouldnt be the first time I've been gone
Wouldnt be the last I sure have found
All the rumours I can tell, some things didn't work so well

0:37
When any way it's feels the same

When you first told me you were gone
So long ago, but I've been here long
To all the luck gettin out of this wreck
A fact that you've got to hear the worst yet
When I need another favourite I take
It means your life will be gone anyway
I can't believe now and I lingered on
Couldn?t see it coming all along

1:05
well its true...ooh...I am, My God it was you
Gonna call the President
Gonna call into my Private Eye
Gonna need the IRS
Gonna get the FBI

1:24
Gonna make this a natural case
Blow the wind up, write that out in your face
Rearrange it when your morning is noon?
With the police hang together?
And the headlines due now

{Finck Solo}Oh Oh..{Finck Solo}


1:55
I've been to sure to offer my help
I set it up again dressed as somebody else
feel like stumbling on the road
feel like I'll never get ya out of this song
Well I'm just too sad to kill
Maybe like I just walked in my shit
They'll be waiting on me I know
Like a broken record for so long

2:17
Can I do
Ooh, oh.
I'm gonna call the President
gonna call the Private Eye
I'm gonna get the IRS
Gonna need myself the FBI

2:33
Ooh, what shall I do
If I gave my heart to you, ooh ohh
It's such a crime you now it's true oooh

{Bucket solo}

3:10
I'm gonna call the President
Gonna need myself a Private Eye
Ooh, Gonna need the IRS
I'm gonna get the FBI

3:20
Gonna make it a federal case
Gonna wave it, write that out in your face
Rearrange it when your morning is noon?
And the police hang together?
and the headlines due


3:32
There's not anymore that I can do

[Neemo]

What I understood of ChineseBedouins question was.

Back in '03 when Eddie Trunk originally played IRS, somebody claimed to have heard the song and had apparently transcribed the lyrics, which was what I posted from that thread way back when. ChineseBedouins was asking if anyone could find those, obviously incorrect, lyrics and post them so he could compare to the "actual" lyrics of the leak from April. As you can see they were way fucking off so the guy who claimed to have heard IRS in '03 was obviously full of SHAT!!

[tHeElEcTrIcSiNtAr]

Yeah those seem like they are the "fake" ones from back in '03. Thanks.

[tHeElEcTrIcSiNtAr]

Are these the ones you are talkin about?

======================================

...drum stick count in...

"Oh in the night, i want to be ** in audable**,
Oh in the dark , i want to be with you my girl,
oh in the night....we kiss, we touch, we try to survive..."

but your love is gone away, so why?
why...must i find to her streams and memories...

ohhh why...can i drag you over it...

"Oh in the night, i want to be ** in audable**,
Oh when i cry , im reaching out for you my love..,
oh in the night....i want to fight with you my doll..."
just like *inaudable* im screaming...
my soul...

oh in the night, i turn out lights, and dream of blood, oh why?
why have you taken *inaudable*
* inaudable*

you come and go
you come and go
you come and go to me...

ohhhhh....

why??

ohhhhhh

oh in the night....


etc...etc...
======================================

What a joke that was.

Actually, are there anymore than just these, cause you have the ect...if there are could u post the rest unless it just repeats. Thanks.

[Neemo]

Actually, are there anymore than just these, cause you have the ect...if there are could u post the rest unless it just repeats. Thanks.

I don't know. That's all I found.

[1987]

This might be slightly off topic.. but does anyone know the origin of the IRS leak.  I know it came from the eddie trunk show..but why did it take 2 years for it to make it to the net.. and does anyone know who put it there? 

[ppbebe]

Oh yes! I remember someone told me about that here! I go and find it!

Gonna do an information retrieval service!

[parisrocks]

0:27
Wouldnt be the first time I've been gone
Wouldnt be the last I sure have found
All the rumours I can tell, some things didn't work so well

This lyrics are way off base.  i.e.
 
"Wouldn't be the 1st time I've been wrong
 Wouldn't be the last I should have known"

[patience26]

0:00
Gonna call the President
Gonna call the Private Eye
Gonna get the IRS
Gonna need the FBI

0:11
There's not anymore that I can do
All the legions they tell me, I follow you
So when you plead the fifth, that'll be the end of time it's true


0:27
Wouldnt be the first time I've been gone
Wouldnt be the last I sure have found
All the rumours I can tell, some things didn't work so well

0:37
When any way it's feels the same

When you first told me you were gone
So long ago, but I've been here long
To all the luck gettin out of this wreck
A fact that you've got to hear the worst yet
When I need another favourite I take
It means your life will be gone anyway
I can't believe now and I lingered on
Couldn?t see it coming all along

1:05
well its true...ooh...I am, My God it was you
Gonna call the President
Gonna call into my Private Eye
Gonna need the IRS
Gonna get the FBI

1:24
Gonna make this a natural case
Blow the wind up, write that out in your face
Rearrange it when your morning is noon?
With the police hang together?
And the headlines due now

{Finck Solo}Oh Oh..{Finck Solo}


1:55
I've been to sure to offer my help
I set it up again dressed as somebody else
feel like stumbling on the road
feel like I'll never get ya out of this song
Well I'm just too sad to kill
Maybe like I just walked in my shit
They'll be waiting on me I know
Like a broken record for so long

2:17
Can I do
Ooh, oh.
I'm gonna call the President
gonna call the Private Eye
I'm gonna get the IRS
Gonna need myself the FBI

2:33
Ooh, what shall I do
If I gave my heart to you, ooh ohh
It's such a crime you now it's true oooh

{Bucket solo}

3:10
I'm gonna call the President
Gonna need myself a Private Eye
Ooh, Gonna need the IRS
I'm gonna get the FBI

3:20
Gonna make it a federal case
Gonna wave it, write that out in your face
Rearrange it when your morning is noon?
And the police hang together?
and the headlines due


3:32
There's not anymore that I can do

Oh my God!!!
Seems to me that IRS is a song about Slash, don`t you think???
 

[dave-gnfnr2k]

Gonna call the President
Gonna call in the Private Eye
Gonna get the IRS
Gonna need the FBI

0:11
There?s not anymore that I can do
All the legions said to me
I?ll follow you
When you plead the fifth, that?d be anytime it?s true

0:27
Wouldn?t be the first time I've been wrong
Wouldn't be the last time still I?m gone
All the rumors I can tell,
Something?s didn't work so well

0:37

Well anyway, it feels the same

When you first told me you were gone
So long ago, but I've been here long
To all the luck gettin out of the wreck
A fact that you've got to hear worst yet
When I need another favorite I take
It means you might have been caught anyway
Can?t believe that I was out there at all***
Couldn?t see it coming all along

1:05
Well it?s true...ooh...I am,
But don?t forget ***
Gonna call the President
Gonna call myself a Private Eye
Gonna need the IRS
Gonna get the FBI

1:24
Gonna make this a federal case
Gonna win and I?ll get outta your face)
Readmitted with your morning anew***
With Police, hang over, and their headlines true now***
[Finck Solo]




1:55
I've been too sure to offer my help
I set it up again dressed as somebody else
If I?m stumbling along the wall (road)***
Feel like I'll never get ya out of this song
Well I'm just too sad to kill
Maybe like I just walked in my skin
They'll be waiting on me I know
Like a broken record for so long



2:17
What can I do?
Ooh, oh.
I'm Gonna call the President,
I'm gonna call a private Eye
Gonna get the IRS,
Gonna get myself the FBI.

2:33
ooh, what shall I do
If I gave my heart to you
It's such a crime you now it's true (it too)
       
[Bucket solo]

3:10
Gonna call the president
Gonna make myself a private eye
Gonna need the IRS
Gonna get the FBI

3:20
Gonna make it a federal case
Gonna win and I?ll get outta your face
Readmitted with your morning anew***
With Police, hang over, and their headlines true now

3:32
There's not anymore that I can do

[jaknudsen]

Readmitted with your morning anew***

Could this be morning dew?

Idiot!

Do you want to get banned?

[pilferk]

These were posted/sent/distributed by our friend Danny (under an alias) at the time of the Eddie Trunk show leak.? Maybe they're what you were looking for:

I.R.S.

You took it from me, so I took it from you.
You showered me with hate, so my hatred grew.
I came and came and followed.
You took it all inside
Bit down hard and swallowed.
Took away my pride.

Ooooo Ooooo

Ooooo Ooooo

It all began slowly, started like a dream.
It turned into a nightmare, flowing down a stream.
I shot again and dodged you.
I looked into your eyes.
I've given so much to you.
You never seem to die.
I hated more to spite you.
You lapped it up again.
Lost the way to right you.
I proved I will not bend.
I came and came and followed.
You took it all in stride.
Bit down hard and swallowed.
Took away my pride.

Ooooo Ooooo
Ooooo Ooooo

You took it from me, so I took it from you.
You showered me with hate, so my hatred grew.
I came and came and followed.
You took it all inside
Bit down hard and swallowed.
Took away my pride.

And so I throw it all away.