Where will Axl & Slash meet again?

[The Estranged MrFlashbax]

backstage at the 2006 VMA's
(Slash is walking back stage, getting ready to perform as Axl is walking off with his moonman)

Slash: Oh...hey
Axl: Hey
(uncomfortable pause)
Slash: So how have you been?
Axl: You know...same old same old. You?
Slash: Keeping busy...you know I am with Scott now.
Axl: Yeah I heard...hows that going?
Slash: It's good...really good.
Axl: Well you look great.
Slash: Thanks you do too...nice jersey.
Axl: Thanks. How is Duff?
Slash: He's doing really good. I signed him up for karate a little while back and he has really thrown himself into it. He asks about you from time to time.
Axl: What do you tell him?
Slash: The truth.
Axl: And what might that be?
Slash: Do you really want to know?
Axl: No I guess not. So the whole new group is really working for you huh?
Slash: Yeah it is...I'm very content.
Axl: But are you happy?
Slash: I don't know..I mean yeah I am. Scott is really good to me. My life is much more stable now.
Axl: I bet he can't make you laugh like I used to.
Slash: No he can't, but he doesn't make me cry and that's more important.
Axl: Why do you only focus on the bad stuff that happened?
Slash: I am not going to do this here Axl.
Axl: That's so like you.
Slash: And this is so like you! I don't here from you for all this time and now you think you can just stroll back into my life and mess everything around again. Well I won't let you. Now I have to go perform-goodbye.
(slash starts to walk away)
Axl: Hey Slash...we really were great together for awhile.
Slash: Yeah..I guess we were.

lmao.. that's awsome izzy! funniest thing i came across all month..

[D]

bands reunite for one reason...... money

i think and at least hope axl has enough integrity to not do that.

the band is over, money and fame does not drive axl rose, he has proven that, so this is one case where the band will forever be over.

[disease51883]

backstage at the 2006 VMA's
(Slash is walking back stage, getting ready to perform as Axl is walking off with his moonman)

Slash: Oh...hey
Axl: Hey
(uncomfortable pause)
Slash: So how have you been?
Axl: You know...same old same old. You?
Slash: Keeping busy...you know I am with Scott now.
Axl: Yeah I heard...hows that going?
Slash: It's good...really good.
Axl: Well you look great.
Slash: Thanks you do too...nice jersey.
Axl: Thanks. How is Duff?
Slash: He's doing really good. I signed him up for karate a little while back and he has really thrown himself into it. He asks about you from time to time.
Axl: What do you tell him?
Slash: The truth.
Axl: And what might that be?
Slash: Do you really want to know?
Axl: No I guess not. So the whole new group is really working for you huh?
Slash: Yeah it is...I'm very content.
Axl: But are you happy?
Slash: I don't know..I mean yeah I am. Scott is really good to me. My life is much more stable now.
Axl: I bet he can't make you laugh like I used to.
Slash: No he can't, but he doesn't make me cry and that's more important.
Axl: Why do you only focus on the bad stuff that happened?
Slash: I am not going to do this here Axl.
Axl: That's so like you.
Slash: And this is so like you! I don't here from you for all this time and now you think you can just stroll back into my life and mess everything around again. Well I won't let you. Now I have to go perform-goodbye.
(slash starts to walk away)
Axl: Hey Slash...we really were great together for awhile.
Slash: Yeah..I guess we were.

That's probably the funniest thing I've ever read on this board.

[Rain]

backstage at the 2006 VMA's
(Slash is walking back stage, getting ready to perform as Axl is walking off with his moonman)

Slash: Oh...hey
Axl: Hey
(uncomfortable pause)
Slash: So how have you been?
Axl: You know...same old same old. You?
Slash: Keeping busy...you know I am with Scott now.
Axl: Yeah I heard...hows that going?
Slash: It's good...really good.
Axl: Well you look great.
Slash: Thanks you do too...nice jersey.
Axl: Thanks. How is Duff?
Slash: He's doing really good. I signed him up for karate a little while back and he has really thrown himself into it. He asks about you from time to time.
Axl: What do you tell him?
Slash: The truth.
Axl: And what might that be?
Slash: Do you really want to know?
Axl: No I guess not. So the whole new group is really working for you huh?
Slash: Yeah it is...I'm very content.
Axl: But are you happy?
Slash: I don't know..I mean yeah I am. Scott is really good to me. My life is much more stable now.
Axl: I bet he can't make you laugh like I used to.
Slash: No he can't, but he doesn't make me cry and that's more important.
Axl: Why do you only focus on the bad stuff that happened?
Slash: I am not going to do this here Axl.
Axl: That's so like you.
Slash: And this is so like you! I don't here from you for all this time and now you think you can just stroll back into my life and mess everything around again. Well I won't let you. Now I have to go perform-goodbye.
(slash starts to walk away)
Axl: Hey Slash...we really were great together for awhile.
Slash: Yeah..I guess we were.

Thank you !  I'm considering translating that for my french forum ! You'll get the credits ! 

[noonespecial]

I was going to say they'll meet in heaven if Axl can charm his way in....but someone beat me to it by saying they'll meet in hell...
They won't meet up again (not on purpose anyways) maybe at the neighborhood 7-11 store...but I figure that woman who translated for him at Rio does the shopping anyways, so no, won't happen

[Booker Floyd]

backstage at the 2006 VMA's
(Slash is walking back stage, getting ready to perform as Axl is walking off with his moonman)

Slash: Oh...hey
Axl: Hey
(uncomfortable pause)
Slash: So how have you been?
Axl: You know...same old same old. You?
Slash: Keeping busy...you know I am with Scott now.
Axl: Yeah I heard...hows that going?
Slash: It's good...really good.
Axl: Well you look great.
Slash: Thanks you do too...nice jersey.
Axl: Thanks. How is Duff?
Slash: He's doing really good. I signed him up for karate a little while back and he has really thrown himself into it. He asks about you from time to time.
Axl: What do you tell him?
Slash: The truth.
Axl: And what might that be?
Slash: Do you really want to know?
Axl: No I guess not. So the whole new group is really working for you huh?
Slash: Yeah it is...I'm very content.
Axl: But are you happy?
Slash: I don't know..I mean yeah I am. Scott is really good to me. My life is much more stable now.
Axl: I bet he can't make you laugh like I used to.
Slash: No he can't, but he doesn't make me cry and that's more important.
Axl: Why do you only focus on the bad stuff that happened?
Slash: I am not going to do this here Axl.
Axl: That's so like you.
Slash: And this is so like you! I don't here from you for all this time and now you think you can just stroll back into my life and mess everything around again. Well I won't let you. Now I have to go perform-goodbye.
(slash starts to walk away)
Axl: Hey Slash...we really were great together for awhile.
Slash: Yeah..I guess we were.

Well done...

I would hope that all of those guys could somehow reconcile, especially for a reunion, but I dont see it happening.   

[Gregory]

i think they'd meet each other in a reunion tour 

[lars hetfield]

http://www.encyclopedia-metallica.com/photos/20030626_metallica_roskilde_festival_2003_09.jpg


at a bar

[thegame2000]

The eventual Rock and Roll Hall of Fame induction is the only real possiblility of all the originals being in the same place at the same time.  I hope they can put their differences aside long enough to accept the honor.  ...Maybe even perform one song...

[Butch Français]

backstage at the 2006 VMA's
(Slash is walking back stage, getting ready to perform as Axl is walking off with his moonman)

Slash: Oh...hey
Axl: Hey
(uncomfortable pause)
Slash: So how have you been?
Axl: You know...same old same old. You?
Slash: Keeping busy...you know I am with Scott now.
Axl: Yeah I heard...hows that going?
Slash: It's good...really good.
Axl: Well you look great.
Slash: Thanks you do too...nice jersey.
Axl: Thanks. How is Duff?
Slash: He's doing really good. I signed him up for karate a little while back and he has really thrown himself into it. He asks about you from time to time.
Axl: What do you tell him?
Slash: The truth.
Axl: And what might that be?
Slash: Do you really want to know?
Axl: No I guess not. So the whole new group is really working for you huh?
Slash: Yeah it is...I'm very content.
Axl: But are you happy?
Slash: I don't know..I mean yeah I am. Scott is really good to me. My life is much more stable now.
Axl: I bet he can't make you laugh like I used to.
Slash: No he can't, but he doesn't make me cry and that's more important.
Axl: Why do you only focus on the bad stuff that happened?
Slash: I am not going to do this here Axl.
Axl: That's so like you.
Slash: And this is so like you! I don't here from you for all this time and now you think you can just stroll back into my life and mess everything around again. Well I won't let you. Now I have to go perform-goodbye.
(slash starts to walk away)
Axl: Hey Slash...we really were great together for awhile.
Slash: Yeah..I guess we were.

hilarious! best post Ive read in here in months man!

[ccorn69]

I honestly believe that they will cross paths in the future, if only because they are both gonna be active in the industry, soon, so they will cross paths aat award shows, hopefully they can reconcile and at least be friends

[Dont Try Me]

backstage at the 2006 VMA's
(Slash is walking back stage, getting ready to perform as Axl is walking off with his moonman)

Slash: Oh...hey
Axl: Hey
(uncomfortable pause)
Slash: So how have you been?
Axl: You know...same old same old. You?
Slash: Keeping busy...you know I am with Scott now.
Axl: Yeah I heard...hows that going?
Slash: It's good...really good.
Axl: Well you look great.
Slash: Thanks you do too...nice jersey.
Axl: Thanks. How is Duff?
Slash: He's doing really good. I signed him up for karate a little while back and he has really thrown himself into it. He asks about you from time to time.
Axl: What do you tell him?
Slash: The truth.
Axl: And what might that be?
Slash: Do you really want to know?
Axl: No I guess not. So the whole new group is really working for you huh?
Slash: Yeah it is...I'm very content.
Axl: But are you happy?
Slash: I don't know..I mean yeah I am. Scott is really good to me. My life is much more stable now.
Axl: I bet he can't make you laugh like I used to.
Slash: No he can't, but he doesn't make me cry and that's more important.
Axl: Why do you only focus on the bad stuff that happened?
Slash: I am not going to do this here Axl.
Axl: That's so like you.
Slash: And this is so like you! I don't here from you for all this time and now you think you can just stroll back into my life and mess everything around again. Well I won't let you. Now I have to go perform-goodbye.
(slash starts to walk away)
Axl: Hey Slash...we really were great together for awhile.
Slash: Yeah..I guess we were.

hilarious! best post Ive read in here in months man!

This one is indeed a really good read! 

[Cocaine__tongue]

The administrator of the rumour board is reporting that they have already met in 2004....who knows....

[PunkRocker]

backstage at the 2006 VMA's
(Slash is walking back stage, getting ready to perform as Axl is walking off with his moonman)

Slash: Oh...hey
Axl: Hey
(uncomfortable pause)
Slash: So how have you been?
Axl: You know...same old same old. You?
Slash: Keeping busy...you know I am with Scott now.
Axl: Yeah I heard...hows that going?
Slash: It's good...really good.
Axl: Well you look great.
Slash: Thanks you do too...nice jersey.
Axl: Thanks. How is Duff?
Slash: He's doing really good. I signed him up for karate a little while back and he has really thrown himself into it. He asks about you from time to time.
Axl: What do you tell him?
Slash: The truth.
Axl: And what might that be?
Slash: Do you really want to know?
Axl: No I guess not. So the whole new group is really working for you huh?
Slash: Yeah it is...I'm very content.
Axl: But are you happy?
Slash: I don't know..I mean yeah I am. Scott is really good to me. My life is much more stable now.
Axl: I bet he can't make you laugh like I used to.
Slash: No he can't, but he doesn't make me cry and that's more important.
Axl: Why do you only focus on the bad stuff that happened?
Slash: I am not going to do this here Axl.
Axl: That's so like you.
Slash: And this is so like you! I don't here from you for all this time and now you think you can just stroll back into my life and mess everything around again. Well I won't let you. Now I have to go perform-goodbye.
(slash starts to walk away)
Axl: Hey Slash...we really were great together for awhile.
Slash: Yeah..I guess we were.

[/quote


 ? ? ? Ah *bless ya*. But did you have to make it sound like there gay??? ? ?

[insupportofaxl]

You know, after watching that VH1 thing on VR Inside Out, Slash appeared to me as being the mellow one of the group.

If you had done this scenario with Duff and Axl or Matt and Axl, they'd argue.
 

[IronMaiden415]

backstage at the 2006 VMA's
(Slash is walking back stage, getting ready to perform as Axl is walking off with his moonman)

Slash: Oh...hey
Axl: Hey
(uncomfortable pause)
Slash: So how have you been?
Axl: You know...same old same old. You?
Slash: Keeping busy...you know I am with Scott now.
Axl: Yeah I heard...hows that going?
Slash: It's good...really good.
Axl: Well you look great.
Slash: Thanks you do too...nice jersey.
Axl: Thanks. How is Duff?
Slash: He's doing really good. I signed him up for karate a little while back and he has really thrown himself into it. He asks about you from time to time.
Axl: What do you tell him?
Slash: The truth.
Axl: And what might that be?
Slash: Do you really want to know?
Axl: No I guess not. So the whole new group is really working for you huh?
Slash: Yeah it is...I'm very content.
Axl: But are you happy?
Slash: I don't know..I mean yeah I am. Scott is really good to me. My life is much more stable now.
Axl: I bet he can't make you laugh like I used to.
Slash: No he can't, but he doesn't make me cry and that's more important.
Axl: Why do you only focus on the bad stuff that happened?
Slash: I am not going to do this here Axl.
Axl: That's so like you.
Slash: And this is so like you! I don't here from you for all this time and now you think you can just stroll back into my life and mess everything around again. Well I won't let you. Now I have to go perform-goodbye.
(slash starts to walk away)
Axl: Hey Slash...we really were great together for awhile.
Slash: Yeah..I guess we were.

lmao.. that's awsome izzy! funniest thing i came across all month..

LOL that is the funniest Gn'R thing ive ever read. im thinking about making a GN'R fanfic. Takes place in Duff's P.O.V. when they're in Revolver. Slash gets drugged, kidnapped, and brainwashed by a bunch a gangster rappers and its up the Duff and the rest of the band to beat some sence into him. Eventuallt turns into a GN'R reunion.

[IronMaiden415]

backstage at the 2006 VMA's
(Slash is walking back stage, getting ready to perform as Axl is walking off with his moonman)

Slash: Oh...hey
Axl: Hey
(uncomfortable pause)
Slash: So how have you been?
Axl: You know...same old same old. You?
Slash: Keeping busy...you know I am with Scott now.
Axl: Yeah I heard...hows that going?
Slash: It's good...really good.
Axl: Well you look great.
Slash: Thanks you do too...nice jersey.
Axl: Thanks. How is Duff?
Slash: He's doing really good. I signed him up for karate a little while back and he has really thrown himself into it. He asks about you from time to time.
Axl: What do you tell him?
Slash: The truth.
Axl: And what might that be?
Slash: Do you really want to know?
Axl: No I guess not. So the whole new group is really working for you huh?
Slash: Yeah it is...I'm very content.
Axl: But are you happy?
Slash: I don't know..I mean yeah I am. Scott is really good to me. My life is much more stable now.
Axl: I bet he can't make you laugh like I used to.
Slash: No he can't, but he doesn't make me cry and that's more important.
Axl: Why do you only focus on the bad stuff that happened?
Slash: I am not going to do this here Axl.
Axl: That's so like you.
Slash: And this is so like you! I don't here from you for all this time and now you think you can just stroll back into my life and mess everything around again. Well I won't let you. Now I have to go perform-goodbye.
(slash starts to walk away)
Axl: Hey Slash...we really were great together for awhile.
Slash: Yeah..I guess we were.

lmao.. that's awsome izzy! funniest thing i came across all month..

[Eternal Flaming Sword of Death...]

backstage at the 2006 VMA's
(Slash is walking back stage, getting ready to perform as Axl is walking off with his moonman)

Slash: Oh...hey
Axl: Hey
(uncomfortable pause)
Slash: So how have you been?
Axl: You know...same old same old. You?
Slash: Keeping busy...you know I am with Scott now.
Axl: Yeah I heard...hows that going?
Slash: It's good...really good.
Axl: Well you look great.
Slash: Thanks you do too...nice jersey.
Axl: Thanks. How is Duff?
Slash: He's doing really good. I signed him up for karate a little while back and he has really thrown himself into it. He asks about you from time to time.
Axl: What do you tell him?
Slash: The truth.
Axl: And what might that be?
Slash: Do you really want to know?
Axl: No I guess not. So the whole new group is really working for you huh?
Slash: Yeah it is...I'm very content.
Axl: But are you happy?
Slash: I don't know..I mean yeah I am. Scott is really good to me. My life is much more stable now.
Axl: I bet he can't make you laugh like I used to.
Slash: No he can't, but he doesn't make me cry and that's more important.
Axl: Why do you only focus on the bad stuff that happened?
Slash: I am not going to do this here Axl.
Axl: That's so like you.
Slash: And this is so like you! I don't here from you for all this time and now you think you can just stroll back into my life and mess everything around again. Well I won't let you. Now I have to go perform-goodbye.
(slash starts to walk away)
Axl: Hey Slash...we really were great together for awhile.
Slash: Yeah..I guess we were.

thats the funniest thing i have read since that GNR dictionary thing. There are some pretty funny fuckers on this site...

[norway]

backstage at the 2006 VMA's
(Slash is walking back stage, getting ready to perform as Axl is walking off with his moonman)

Slash: Oh...hey
Axl: Hey
(uncomfortable pause)
Slash: So how have you been?
Axl: You know...same old same old. You?
Slash: Keeping busy...you know I am with Scott now.
Axl: Yeah I heard...hows that going?
Slash: It's good...really good.
Axl: Well you look great.
Slash: Thanks you do too...nice jersey.
Axl: Thanks. How is Duff?
Slash: He's doing really good. I signed him up for karate a little while back and he has really thrown himself into it. He asks about you from time to time.
Axl: What do you tell him?
Slash: The truth.
Axl: And what might that be?
Slash: Do you really want to know?
Axl: No I guess not. So the whole new group is really working for you huh?
Slash: Yeah it is...I'm very content.
Axl: But are you happy?
Slash: I don't know..I mean yeah I am. Scott is really good to me. My life is much more stable now.
Axl: I bet he can't make you laugh like I used to.
Slash: No he can't, but he doesn't make me cry and that's more important.
Axl: Why do you only focus on the bad stuff that happened?
Slash: I am not going to do this here Axl.
Axl: That's so like you.
Slash: And this is so like you! I don't here from you for all this time and now you think you can just stroll back into my life and mess everything around again. Well I won't let you. Now I have to go perform-goodbye.
(slash starts to walk away)
Axl: Hey Slash...we really were great together for awhile.
Slash: Yeah..I guess we were.

I wanted to quote this post too

[Tied-Up]

thats the funniest thing i have read since that GNR dictionary thing. There are some pretty funny fuckers on this site...

Where might I find this GNR dictionary thing?