Maybe Yoda told him that the next great rock guitarist was herding yaks in the Andes.
Hahahaha...
Yoda to Axl:-
Yoda - Making an album are you?
Axl - Yes sir
Yoda - Well ageing Rock Star, forget it you should....
Axl - Why master Yoda?
Yoda - Velvet Revolver
Axl - Fuck off you little prick..ill fucking kill you, you, you, fuck...go on get away!
Yoda - I sense much hatred in you, ageing Rock Star, Hatred is the path to procrastination.
Axl - Do you know who the fuck your talking to you little bitch!!!
Sensing danger, Yoda yields his Light Saber...as a result Axl pulls out his mic and they engage in dangerous dual!
Yoda wins by default after Axl forgets how to use the Mic.