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I knew who that voice in the darkness was.  And if you'd share your secrets with your best friend like you want to folks, you wouldn't have all these problems.

This book really borrows a lot from Harry Potter, more then inspired if you ask me.

Really the best Christmas present.

3 losers on the Mega Millions already, 10 people in on it.    I would have spilt it with all of them.  Wouldn't want to be the one who feels like she's responsible for the whole group.   You can pay for your own poor choices now.  

Sandy won $15 on her scratchers.  Loves that I was on cold meds when I created her gift.  

The fourth got the mega ball.  Lives to try again.  That's after she told me she would be in bed before they drew the numbers.   

Nobody won and it has rolled over.  There is a million dollar winner in Missouri.  Lets see how the other 6 did.

I am just fucking up all over the place and getting caught.   

Mom was showing off her new flag and somebody asked her who it was from.  She says Santa and the person asks who Santa is.  She tells them it's me!  She's finally figured out who gets her Santa gifts.     Well, I'm not admitting it.  I just turned away real quick.

It happen to catch my eye driving down to mom's that Mega Millions was sitting at one billion.  I stop and buy everyone a chance.  My sister texts what time is the drawing and how does she find out the numbers.  I reply, tonight at 10 just check them online, fuck.  I left her a secret Santa gift right by her computer to open tomorrow.   I text, secret Santa gifts don't get opened until Christmas day, just saying.  Apparently she had went to the computer because a few minutes later she texts back, dang!   

The one handed egg trick, I got to number 4 and got a shell in it.  On number 5 I figured I needed a little more hard hitting and all down the side of the bowl.     Number six got it right but I still need to work on my cracking an egg with one hand trick.

First Christmas went well.  I was determined not to check out.  Kind of cool because I forgot I was doing that by the time I got there.  Spoke with everybody and my brother who has been distant joined me in a joke on his daughter.  Pregnancy hormones running wild in that girl.  It's all about sex. 

Car is loaded with gifts for tomorrow.  Breakfast and gifts at my daughter's.  She wants me to be there at 9.  Working people, I swear, sleep in once in a while.  We're having dessert at my house tomorrow night.  Guess I should have put ornaments on the tree.

Merry Christmas! Happy Holidays!





/jarmo

Nice 

Happy Xmas everyone.

Everybody pile on.   

Susan has a sewer smell coming from her washing machine area.  Had a guy coming this morning who didn't and didn't show again for the rescheduled time.  Several of the neighbors are complaining of the same smell in the condo unit.  She is not making her all moved in by Christmas goal this year.

My connecting neighbor calls.  He is finally going to try to complete the bathroom remodel he started years ago.  I might hear a little noise.  You mean right there on the other side of the wall to my on suite, not forgetting he's a second shift worker who doesn't get going until midnight.   He has the neighborhood kid, the one who blew up the gas tank that landed on his Challenger, doing the work. 

My daughter texts at 10:30.  She doesn't have a gift for grandma.  Give her a few options.  You've got a husband and don't have to be there till 2.  Show up with a gift.

I'm waiting for a text from Sandy, Monday night football should be over.

Well, okay then.  Can't say these people aren't interesting and a little bit entertaining.   

I learned I'm a number 2 in numerology.  Nailed me, although I would question charming.  My daughter is a number 3, shiny object syndrome.  Yeah that would be her.  The rest, not so much but then the doctor picked the date so that's not really fair is it?

Man it was crowded out there for a Monday.  I'll get the mallet later.  The baby is going with a birthday invite his father got last night so no lights.

And slight change in Christmas Day plans.  Fucks up my son.  Turns out he was going to leave after breakfast and gift opening and run back to Ohio till Sunday.  Figures it's a good time to go back and pick up his coffee maker, ice scrapers and some other shit he was going to have to buy anyway.  Is it now?!    You've got no money, no gifts for your kids for Christmas, time to spend with you while they're off school and need supervision, you're driving a junker car and her son who tried to stab you is going to be off school the whole time.  Why does he sound so happy with his plans?  He's going to talk to the kids.  Yeah, do that face to face and see the impact that has on them.

You know, my opinion, not my life and nobody is asking.  Well, my daughter is and I have a feeling a few other people are going to too.     Yeah, train wreck.

Weather front coming in.  I've had a headache since 4.  We are getting rain for Christmas but the temps are going up.  If we're not getting snow it might as well be warm.

On today's shopping list:  Christmas cards, a rubber mallet and hashbrowns.  None of them at the same store.   I'm still trying to understand my daughter.  She just finished up her shopping.  She's the shopper in the family, how can she not have this?  I'm going to grab the baby tonight so she can wrap.  Taking him to a subdivision where I know we can walk under the Christmas lights.  Don't think he's ready for hot chocolate yet but we'll get there.   

The rubber mallet?  Yeah, it's for me.  I'm tired of borrowing one.  I hoping to spend a little time with it and crowbar in Saturday.