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Title: Happy Birthday Axl Post by: cineater on February 05, 2025, 11:46:23 PM What do you call it when a jazz singer spills a drink on his piano?
Ragtime. Why was the piano laughing? Because someone was tickling its ivories. Which kind of birth control did the pianist prefer? The rhythm method. What are a pianist and a sports fan both interested in? The score. What’s a pianist’s favorite snack? A Clef Bar. Which automotive challenge is a pianist most familiar with? A flat. What kind of sink does a pianist like best? Syncopation. What do you call a laughing piano? A Yama-hahaha. Where do pianists go on vacation? The Florida Keys. Did you hear the one about the pianist convention? They had several keynote speakers. I asked a pianist if he could play the “Chickpea Song.” He said, “Maybe. Can you hummus a few bars?” What happens if you drop a piano on a military base? You get A-flat major. Title: Re: Happy Birthday Axl Post by: jarmo on February 06, 2025, 05:58:01 AM Happy birthday Axl!
/jarmo Title: Re: Happy Birthday Axl Post by: BOILER GUNZ on February 08, 2025, 08:00:19 AM Happy birthday! I recently found and framed a vintage Axl poster titled “Axl Boots”. It’s awesome! :beer:
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Axl Post by: jarmo on February 08, 2025, 05:08:49 PM Axl Rose
@axlrose Thanks to everyone for all the great birthday wishes!🎉🥳 Wishing EVERYONE a GREAT YEAR!!🎉😎 Looking forward to seeing everyone on tour!!🔥❤️🔥❤️��❤️🔥 /jarmo |