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Title: You're Lazy! (Lyric rewrite!) Inspired by Weird Al, Axl and others... Post by: Jester on June 18, 2010, 10:11:38 AM Firstly, I'm no musician, couldn't play an instrument to save myself, I can barely score a point on singstar, and not much of a writer either!, but this came to me the other night after a typical day, so I quickly threw it together and this is the result! ;D Feel free to criticize, (I can handle it!, it's not meant to be serious anyway!) suggest alternatives, or redo it, or any other Gn'R song yourself if you think you could do better... ;)
Ow! I've been lookin' for a plate Lookin' for a (pop?)tart, Lookin' for a oven in this house That's much too dark Because you won't cook my lunch, no, no You wanna, go onna vacation Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, ow! You won't cook my lunch You gonna find yourself in another Another place, another place of your own, yeah, ow yeah, look out See what i'm bakin'? What i've gotta stew? I've been cookin' everything and I, I been washin' for you Because you won't cook my lunch, no, no You want me to, eat on location Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah You won't make my lunch I'm gonna find yourself where another Another pizza, another pizza's The main attraction You're lazy, hey, hey You know you're lazy, oh my! You're fat n' lazy, do-sile! You know you're lazy Ay,ay,ay,ay,ay,ay,ah,ah,ah,ah, yeah! Woh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah Oh na,no,na,no,na,no,na,no,na,no,no,no No,no,no,no,no,no,no,no,no,no,no,no,no No,no,no, no, no, no, no,no,no,no,no,no no,no,no! Oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, Oh no, ow! -Woooh, yum! Hey boy, where ya comin' from? Where'd ya find that Vac-a-Uum? When I was younger I had a housekeeper like you, and she said, 'You don't need my gloves, You wanna self-sanitasation,' Bitch You don't need my scrubs, You've got to claim yourself another Another seat, another seat in- Front of the action You're lazy, hey, hey You know you're lazy, oh my! You're fat n' lazy, oh-bese You know you're lazy, Ay, ay, ay, ay, You know you're lazy, Hey, hey, You're fat n' lazy, Oh Wow, You know you're lazy, Ay, ay, ay, ay, You're fuckin' lazy, Yeah You know you are! Sitting down! You're fuckin' LAZY! Now, to find me a vocalist willing to put this on youtube! :hihi: Title: Re: You're Lazy! (Lyric rewrite!) Inspired by Weird Al, Axl and others... Post by: LunsJail on June 18, 2010, 10:35:14 AM Achy Breaky Fart?
Title: Re: You're Lazy! (Lyric rewrite!) Inspired by Weird Al, Axl and others... Post by: Halo69 on June 18, 2010, 10:42:55 AM Good Lord! :hihi:
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