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Got this idea yesterday watching letterman, while i rarely think his top 10 lists are funneh I thought random lists are always cool

and this place need some more games 'cause i feel it has almost died lately (i know it's summertime but anyway)

your lists could be in the same vein as lettermans but it could also be random top lists or worst lists, either lists you have come up with yourself or just found, also it doesn't need to be top5 or top 10, 15, 20 and so on, it could be "top 13" or whatever ;)

hope this goes somewhere

My first list:
top 4 guy ritchie movies
1. Snatch
2. Lock, Stock & two smoking barrels
3. RockNRolla
4. Revolver

Nice now my top 4 mindless destruction movies of the summer ;)

1. 2012 the whole movie is basicly destruction porn to the highest level

2. Transformers 2 this isnt a vary mindless movie but for some people it was hard for them to figure out the story I got it but the fights in it ROCKED HARD!!!
3. Next is Termanator 4 the explosions were crazy but Ive goten sick of seeing a new John Conner in each movie pick one and stick with him this isnt some kind of James Bond movie

4. and last but not least GI Joe The Rise of Cobra hell in the coms they show a certain French building falling down they basicly brought destruction to a new level in the GI Joe world (my first name is Joe so thats cool to)

Now lets see what happens next o and if you liked that one guys lists take a look at the kind of lists from the Cobert Report the Threat Down, and Tip of The Hat Wag of the Finger crazy funny

mmmm but 2012 isnt out out yet, transformers its number 2 not 3 and terminator is terminator 4 not 5.  :peace:

my bad was a little high when I typed that but what kind of story line could go behind a movie about the end of the world its not like the people in the movie could stop the destruction all im saying is if you like a movie with some smart story dont see 2012

My top 4 favorite TV shows ATM

4. The Soup
3. Family Guy
2. Burn Notice
1. Its Always Sunny In Philadelphia

Top 4 Lunch Meats at the moment

1. Pastrami
2. Roast Beef
3. Oven-Roasted Turkey
4. Bruschetta

woah, this thread is working great  :P

what's your favorite movie quotes? make a list damn it!

not to ignore cheap's request

my top ice creams at the moment

1. snickers
2. H?agen-Dazs reserve series
3. soft serves

Favorite F1 sites:

1. MTV3 Finland (http://www.mtv3.fi/urheilu/f1/)
2. Official F1 site (http://www.formula1.com/)
3. Autosport.com (http://www.autosport.com/f1/)
4. BBC (http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport2/hi/motorsport/formula_one/default.stm)





/jarmo

This is my top 4 highly rated tv shows (that I could think of)

1. Death Note- this is just a masterpiece nothing more nothing less

2. Family Guy- this show is strait up funny

3. Celebrity Rehab (this includes the Sober House)- this show shows us the addictions that we all go though the problem is if these guys have a breakdown the entire world will be watching them

4. American Idol- not that its good I love the idea of it but they favor way to much certain kinds of music

1. Sixteen Candles - "You don't spell it, son, you eat it."
2. Poltergeist - "You left the bodies. You only moved the head stones!"
3. Halloween 4 (I think) - "I always knew what he was, I just never knew why."
4. They Live - "Put on the glasses!"
5. Pretty Woman - "We're gonna build ships...great big ships!"
6. Creepshow 2 - "Thanks for the ride, lady"

5. "Do, or do not. There is no 'try'."  --  Yoda (Frank Oz), The Empire Strikes Back.
4. "You're gonna need a bigger boat"  --  Sheriff Brody (Roy Sheider), Jaws.
3. "What do you want to talk about now, my favorite color?"  --  Colonel Jessup (Jack Nicholson), A Few Good Men.
2. "You sold my dead bird to a blind kid?"  --  Harry (Jeff Daniels), Dumb and Dumber.

and of course!
1. "What we've got here is... a failure to communicate"  --  Captain (Strother Martin), Cool Hand Luke.

i can list the quotes from maddy.

Top six random things to float into my mind:
1. Sea otter
2. Lion tamer
3. Tape dispenser
4. NBC
5. Uzbekistan
6. Pencil

To be fair. i cant say these are my top 5 favorite movie quotes of all time. Because i like so many quotes i forget them all. But ill do 5 that come into my head right now

1. "GOOOOOOO GET TO DA CHOPPUGHHH". Arnold Schwarzenegger
2. Almost any line from Bill Paxtons character "Hudson" in the movie Aliens.  "Fuck. He's dead. You're dog-meat, pal! "
3. "I have come here to chew bubble gum and kick ass, and I'm all out of bubble gum" Roddy Piper (They Live)
4.This entire scene in Lethal Weapon 2

"Roger Murtaugh: [shouting] DROP IT, ASSHOLE!
Martin Riggs: [weakly] Rog...
Arjen Rudd: [holds up his wallet] Diplomatic immunity!
[Roger slowly rolls his head on his neck, takes aim, and fires - his bullet goes through Rudd's wallet, and then his head]
Roger Murtaugh: It's just been revoked"

I also creased balls when Family Guy used the line.

5. "TRY GETTING A RESERVATION AT DORSIA NOW YOU FUCKING STUPID BASTARD! YOU, FUCKING BASTARD!" Christian Bale.

To understand quote 5, you really must check out this hilarious scene

Fucking hilarious : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qwicLgOGJOI

best shows on TV (ever)

1. Lost
2. The Wire
3. The Office ( british version ofc)
4. Futurama

Things that I don't like about my local supermarket:


#1: They don't have the groceries I need. Happens occasionally.
#2: They try to sell things that have passed the "Use before" date.
#3: Strawberries are not supposed to have white fluffy stuff on them.
#4: All the Swedes in  there!  ;) :hihi:



/jarmo

Sounds like the Soviet Union.

Do you have to stand in line too?

I bet they socalised it :hihi: :hihi: :hihi:

TV series top4 (that i can think of right now)
1. Lost
2-3. Dexter & Rescue Me (can't decide which one's better)
4. Weeds

Frankly My Dear, I don't give a damn. Rhett Butler, GONE WITH THE WIND
I'll Be Back. Arnold as the Terminator.
Pardon me, Do you have any Grey Poupon? Wayne's World.
We're not worthy, we're not worthy. We suck. Wayne's World.
Ok I still live with my parents, which I admit is both bogus and sad. Wayne's World.

What a great idea, my dear CheapJon, I love making pointless lists  ;D

My Top-5 TV shows (not necesserily 'favorite', but what I consider 'good')

1. South Park (best and favorite, by far)
2. Friends
3. The Simpsons
4. Desperate Housewives
5. Married with children  8)

Fav movies of 2009
1. STAR TREK
2. AVATAR
3. NEW MOON
4. CHERI
5. PRINCESS AND THE FROG

Mine are;
1.The Vampire Diaries
2. Supernatural
3. Legend of the Seeker
4. Merlin
5. Gossip Girl

Favorite quotes from TRUEBLOOD
1. Is there blood in my hair?
2. Satan in a mother f^^^ing Sunday hat.
3. You want me to suck bullets out of your chest? No. because it's gross, and it's you.
4. Sookie is mine.
5. Would you like to come in, Mr Northman?

5 footballers (soccer) I hate too much:
1. Cristiano Ronaldo
2. Zlatan Ibrahimovic
3. Deco
4. Craig Bellamy (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GuOEBsIVFLk)
5. Insert any Italian player here.

hold up,.. hold up....SNICKERS ice cream !?!?!?!?!?!?

1. That's what I love about high school girls..i keep gettin' older n' older..but they stay the saamme age! - Dazed and Confused
2. WE ALL FLOAT DOWN HERE -Pennywise the clown IT

he is probably talking about the snickers ice cream bar.

Ah o looks like I amnot the only crapy speller here anymore!!!
 :rofl:

Joe

Or the real deal ;)

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