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Title: This is pretty random but....
Post by: Albert S Miller on May 26, 2009, 10:24:03 PM
I just gotta tell you all that I broke my frickin toe this morning, and I can't even begin to explain how bad it hurts :'(.  It being most severe and it four friends are hurting as well, and so basicly my entire foot is a mess, and nice and purple, and red and blue and throbbing. I have not decided if I will go to the doctor, as I have been told they can not do anything for toes, and It doesn't want to be touched.

How did this happen?  I simply got up this a.m. came down the stairs, turned the corner and stuffed my toe into the claw on a dresser in my entry,and that was pretty much all she wrote. INSTANT PAIN :rant: >:( :o.

K, if no one wants to comment, I completely understand this is clearly silly but if anything I forgot about it for a few minutes :hihi:.


Title: Re: This is pretty random but....
Post by: Layne Staley's Sunglasses on May 27, 2009, 12:08:49 AM
Was it your little toe?


Title: Re: This is pretty random but....
Post by: Albert S Miller on May 27, 2009, 02:07:53 AM
Was it your little toe?
No, it is the #4 toe on my right foot.  It is a tiny bit better after I finished my waffles and syrup (daughter made)  Yummy ;D.


Title: Re: This is pretty random but....
Post by: CheapJon on May 27, 2009, 07:21:11 AM
i've broken both my little toes  :hihi: similar accidents, both times i was running and i guess my toes spread out and while running they hooked in to the claw of an old dresser, this happened maybe a month or two a part


the dresser is long gone now


Title: Re: This is pretty random but....
Post by: Albert S Miller on May 27, 2009, 09:02:00 AM
Wow!!  Toes split ouch, I'm relating to ya though :yes:.  I love the pretty dresser so much, It has been there long enough for me to know, so I blame me and ask myself If I've been walking long :hihi: :rofl: :rofl:.  It feels a little better this morning after being off of it for the night : ok:.


Title: Re: This is pretty random but....
Post by: lynn1961 on May 27, 2009, 10:04:04 AM
Ouch!!  Sorry to hear about that!   


Title: Re: This is pretty random but....
Post by: BlowUpYourVideo on May 27, 2009, 10:16:32 AM
Why do I get the feeling that having read this, I'm going to go and break my toe?? :nervous:


Title: Re: This is pretty random but....
Post by: CheapJon on May 27, 2009, 10:22:05 AM
Why do I get the feeling that having read this, I'm going to go and break my toe?? :nervous:
it fuckin hurts man, don't do it..


thinking 'bout how it hurts, got an idea, why doesn't EMO's break their toes instead of slitting their wrists?


Title: Re: This is pretty random but....
Post by: BlowUpYourVideo on May 27, 2009, 11:20:04 AM
thinking 'bout how it hurts, got an idea, why doesn't EMO's break their toes instead of slitting their wrists?

Sounds like the first half of a bad joke. :hihi:



Best punchline wins a prize.


Title: Re: This is pretty random but....
Post by: Albert S Miller on May 27, 2009, 12:06:14 PM
Why do I get the feeling that having read this, I'm going to go and break my toe?? :nervous:
it fuckin hurts man, don't do it..


thinking 'bout how it hurts, got an idea, why doesn't EMO's break their toes instead of slitting their wrists?
It's crazy though, people who do that I have noticed completely make the slit in the wrong direction which to me indicates "I don't really want to die, I'm thinking if you wanted to be sucessful in doing so, that the artery runs up and down, not sideways across your wrist... make sence to anyone?  If you are one of those who thrive on pain for whatever reason, stuffing your tow is definately the way to go :P.


Title: Re: This is pretty random but....
Post by: Albert S Miller on May 27, 2009, 12:09:32 PM
Ouch!!  Sorry to hear about that!   
Thank you for listening to my silly topic, don't mean to be a whiner though, sharing it here honestly made me forget about the throbbing lol...


Title: Re: This is pretty random but....
Post by: ppbebe on May 27, 2009, 01:02:57 PM
 a problem shared is a problem halved.  :yes:

But i think you still better see the doctor just in case.



Title: Re: This is pretty random but....
Post by: BlowUpYourVideo on May 27, 2009, 01:25:00 PM
Small body part = much pain.



I remember having earache many a year ago. Very sore. :o


Title: Re: This is pretty random but....
Post by: $$$$ on May 27, 2009, 08:14:23 PM
opened my cupboard door too fast and had one of those MASSIVE can of tomatoes fall on my little  toe from the very top shelf :rant:


Title: Re: This is pretty random but....
Post by: slash666 on May 29, 2009, 08:52:45 PM
thinking 'bout how it hurts, got an idea, why doesn't EMO's break their toes instead of slitting their wrists?

Sounds like the first half of a bad joke. :hihi:



Best punchline wins a prize.

Cause they can't stand the pain.


...oh that was terrible, I'll get my coat.


Title: Re: This is pretty random but....
Post by: BlowUpYourVideo on June 03, 2009, 05:27:36 PM
Why do I get the feeling that having read this, I'm going to go and break my toe?? :nervous:

Aaargh! My prediction has come (half) true! :o :nervous:


I haven't broken my toe but I have suffered a toe-related mishap...  I don't know how it happened but there's a bruise on the nail of my left big toe which I noticed the other day and it seems to be getting bigger. I don't know if it's my toe rubbing against my shoes or if someone's trodden on my foot and I can't remember it.... I knew this thread would bring bad luck!



And slash666 wins by default. :P


Title: Re: This is pretty random but....
Post by: Sin Cut on June 04, 2009, 06:46:19 AM
Why do I get the feeling that having read this, I'm going to go and break my toe?? :nervous:

Aaargh! My prediction has come (half) true! :o :nervous:


I haven't broken my toe but I have suffered a toe-related mishap...  I don't know how it happened but there's a bruise on the nail of my left big toe which I noticed the other day and it seems to be getting bigger. I don't know if it's my toe rubbing against my shoes or if someone's trodden on my foot and I can't remember it.... I knew this thread would bring bad luck!



And slash666 wins by default. :P

I played with my dog and it bit on my thumb by accident, damn this thread!


Title: Re: This is pretty random but....
Post by: mrlee on June 04, 2009, 07:09:10 AM
break a leg ....toe.


Title: Re: This is pretty random but....
Post by: Albert S Miller on June 06, 2009, 12:18:21 AM
Why do I get the feeling that having read this, I'm going to go and break my toe?? :nervous:

Aaargh! My prediction has come (half) true! :o :nervous:


I haven't broken my toe but I have suffered a toe-related mishap...  I don't know how it happened but there's a bruise on the nail of my left big toe which I noticed the other day and it seems to be getting bigger. I don't know if it's my toe rubbing against my shoes or if someone's trodden on my foot and I can't remember it.... I knew this thread would bring bad luck!



And slash666 wins by default. :P
I don't want to tell you this but....while in Las Vegas a while back my husband bought a nice pair of suede cowboy boots.  After wearing them on several occassions for a short period of time they were great, but it was the one time he wore them for a long period of time, that his big toe on one foot hurt bad, when he got home and investigated the situation, it to was completely bruised and all like you are mentioning above.  He went to the doctor and they gave him a fat shot right in the end of his toe.  In the end his poor toe nail fell off and it was quite painful and a pretty excruciating event needless to say.  Check your shoes out it is probably the issue.


Title: Re: This is pretty random but....
Post by: Albert S Miller on June 06, 2009, 12:27:49 AM
UPDATE ON MSAXL'S TOE...
I did not see a doctor at all and refuse to do so.  I am under the impression though that I have a toe knuckle that has a new home now.  It is healing that way just fine it seems, and I am able to now wear a shoe intead of  flip-flops or a sandle so things are definately moving along.  The funny thing is that my toe doesn't really look all that stupid considering the severity of its journey into the claw except for the fact it is still slightly swollen and tender.  The knuckle is just pushed up twards the end of my toe instead of in the middle of it where it originally came from.  I think I am going to live ;).


Title: Re: This is pretty random but....
Post by: Layne Staley's Sunglasses on June 06, 2009, 12:52:08 AM
Who needs doctors with their fancy book-learnin' anyway?


Title: Re: This is pretty random but....
Post by: Albert S Miller on June 06, 2009, 09:18:43 AM
Who needs doctors with their fancy book-learnin' anyway?
Thats right!!! As long as my toe is still pretty in the end who cares :P.


Title: Re: This is pretty random but....
Post by: BlowUpYourVideo on June 06, 2009, 09:42:41 AM
Why do I get the feeling that having read this, I'm going to go and break my toe?? :nervous:

Aaargh! My prediction has come (half) true! :o :nervous:


I haven't broken my toe but I have suffered a toe-related mishap...  I don't know how it happened but there's a bruise on the nail of my left big toe which I noticed the other day and it seems to be getting bigger. I don't know if it's my toe rubbing against my shoes or if someone's trodden on my foot and I can't remember it.... I knew this thread would bring bad luck!



And slash666 wins by default. :P
I don't want to tell you this but....while in Las Vegas a while back my husband bought a nice pair of suede cowboy boots.  After wearing them on several occassions for a short period of time they were great, but it was the one time he wore them for a long period of time, that his big toe on one foot hurt bad, when he got home and investigated the situation, it to was completely bruised and all like you are mentioning above.  He went to the doctor and they gave him a fat shot right in the end of his toe.  In the end his poor toe nail fell off and it was quite painful and a pretty excruciating event needless to say.  Check your shoes out it is probably the issue.

That's the same with me. I noticed it a couple of days after I'd been out in them for a while.


Damn footwear industry!


Title: Re: This is pretty random but....
Post by: Layne Staley's Sunglasses on June 06, 2009, 07:45:42 PM
Did you buy your shoes from a man named Al in Chicago?


Title: Re: This is pretty random but....
Post by: Albert S Miller on June 07, 2009, 01:20:14 AM
Did you buy your shoes from a man named Al in Chicago?
From the under ground black toe market ;D


Title: Re: This is pretty random but....
Post by: CheapJon on June 08, 2009, 07:57:05 AM
Did you buy your shoes from a man named Al in Chicago?
From the under ground black toe market ;D
did he once scored 4 TDs in one game?


Title: Re: This is pretty random but....
Post by: Albert S Miller on June 08, 2009, 09:05:59 AM
Did you buy your shoes from a man named Al in Chicago?
From the under ground black toe market ;D
did he once scored 4 TDs in one game?
Thanks for the info, now I can say I actually know something about him : ok:. I'm impressed :yes:.


Title: Re: This is pretty random but....
Post by: D on June 08, 2009, 10:28:56 AM
damn this thread, ran my miles tonight and now my ankle is fucking throbbing!!!!!!!!


Title: Re: This is pretty random but....
Post by: Albert S Miller on June 08, 2009, 03:13:09 PM
damn this thread, ran my miles tonight and now my ankle is fucking throbbing!!!!!!!!
So let me guess, you must be supersticious!!!


Title: Re: This is pretty random but....
Post by: CheapJon on August 06, 2009, 11:11:03 AM
you know what, happened once again today, although i didn't break it but the story is funny, it was the same place as before, but this time it was an open door my toes ran into

I was sitting eating breakfast, had read the paper and was bored, heard i got a text but my cell was on my room so i thought "maybe it's some pretty girl, gotta go look" (it was a pretty girl btw) so  i ran out of the kitchen, ran in the hallway, got up speed, didn't think i'd hit the bathroom door and i didn't, however my toe did, then i literally flew 2 meters into the front door, almost knocking me out (thank god for hands) fell to the floor and the pain made me wanna throw up, it's sick how it hurts, so now i have a bloody middle toe on my left foot :P


Title: Re: This is pretty random but....
Post by: Genesis on August 06, 2009, 11:15:45 AM
This thread is cursed. Lock. It. Now.


Title: Re: This is pretty random but....
Post by: ppbebe on August 06, 2009, 12:30:18 PM
naaa it's blessed.  like cheap i often bump my legs or toes against furnitures, catch my fingers in doors, sometimes in the door of my car!

after this thread that stopped.  :beer:


Title: Re: This is pretty random but....
Post by: Layne Staley's Sunglasses on August 06, 2009, 03:07:26 PM
My hamstrings are messed up from walking 7 miles on Tuesday.


Title: Re: This is pretty random but....
Post by: Lisa on August 06, 2009, 05:53:04 PM
My hamstrings are messed up from walking 7 miles on Tuesday.
next time if you are a good boy, I'll give you cab fare :hihi:


Title: Re: This is pretty random but....
Post by: Albert S Miller on August 06, 2009, 11:48:01 PM
My husband has had a toe mishap since I started this thread.  He woke to use restroom in the middle of the night and ran his baby toe right into the very corner of the bathroom door.  It ripped his little toenail completely off. Ouch :'(.  I was a good little wifey though.  Every morning I bandaged it with antibiotic ointment, every evening I made him soak it in good ol Epson Salt, which made him scream by the way ;D (sorry but it was kinda funny), and then air out for an hour or two, and rebandage.  Repeat process for 10 days and soon you also will have a healthy toe once again, and a new toenail : ok:.


Title: Re: This is pretty random but....
Post by: Albert S Miller on August 06, 2009, 11:56:19 PM
naaa it's blessed.  like cheap i often bump my legs or toes against furnitures, catch my fingers in doors, sometimes in the door of my car!

after this thread that stopped.  :beer:
Besides it is not the furniture or the doors or the whatever was in your ways fault, or even this threads fault, those things do not jump out in front of us, and this thread is just coincidence, it is we who should have had better judgement in the first place ;), right :yes:?


Title: Re: This is pretty random but....
Post by: Albert S Miller on August 06, 2009, 11:59:29 PM
you know what, happened once again today, although i didn't break it but the story is funny, it was the same place as before, but this time it was an open door my toes ran into

I was sitting eating breakfast, had read the paper and was bored, heard i got a text but my cell was on my room so i thought "maybe it's some pretty girl, gotta go look" (it was a pretty girl btw) so  i ran out of the kitchen, ran in the hallway, got up speed, didn't think i'd hit the bathroom door and i didn't, however my toe did, then i literally flew 2 meters into the front door, almost knocking me out (thank god for hands) fell to the floor and the pain made me wanna throw up, it's sick how it hurts, so now i have a bloody middle toe on my left foot :P
Sorry for your poor toe again :'(, was it worth it?


Title: Re: This is pretty random but....
Post by: ppbebe on August 07, 2009, 02:16:11 PM
naaa it's blessed.  like cheap i often bump my legs or toes against furnitures, catch my fingers in doors, sometimes in the door of my car!

after this thread that stopped.  :beer:
this thread is just coincidence,

na this thread worked as a subliminal warning on my acro parts.


Title: Re: This is pretty random but....
Post by: BlowUpYourVideo on August 07, 2009, 02:56:28 PM
Besides it is not the furniture or the doors or the whatever was in your ways fault, or even this threads fault

I prefer to blame the thread if I'm honest...



(There's still remnants of that damn bruise on my toe. Go away! I want my old bruise-less toenail back!)


Title: Re: This is pretty random but....
Post by: Albert S Miller on August 07, 2009, 05:55:37 PM
I prefer to blame the thread if I'm honest...

Okie dokie, if it makes your toe feel better, but I don't want to be blamed for bad "Karma" lol.  I promise you guys, I'm not responsible for any pain you are receiving.


Title: Re: This is pretty random but....
Post by: Jdog0830 on August 08, 2009, 12:11:16 AM
I just gotta tell you all that I broke my frickin toe this morning, and I can't even begin to explain how bad it hurts :'(.  It being most severe and it four friends are hurting as well, and so basicly my entire foot is a mess, and nice and purple, and red and blue and throbbing. I have not decided if I will go to the doctor, as I have been told they can not do anything for toes, and It doesn't want to be touched.

How did this happen?  I simply got up this a.m. came down the stairs, turned the corner and stuffed my toe into the claw on a dresser in my entry,and that was pretty much all she wrote. INSTANT PAIN :rant: >:( :o.

K, if no one wants to comment, I completely understand this is clearly silly but if anything I forgot about it for a few minutes :hihi:.
Shit that had to hurt...


Title: Re: This is pretty random but....
Post by: CheapJon on August 08, 2009, 04:36:53 AM
you know what, happened once again today, although i didn't break it but the story is funny, it was the same place as before, but this time it was an open door my toes ran into

I was sitting eating breakfast, had read the paper and was bored, heard i got a text but my cell was on my room so i thought "maybe it's some pretty girl, gotta go look" (it was a pretty girl btw) so  i ran out of the kitchen, ran in the hallway, got up speed, didn't think i'd hit the bathroom door and i didn't, however my toe did, then i literally flew 2 meters into the front door, almost knocking me out (thank god for hands) fell to the floor and the pain made me wanna throw up, it's sick how it hurts, so now i have a bloody middle toe on my left foot :P
Sorry for your poor toe again :'(, was it worth it?
absolutely, seeing her tonight   :)


Title: Re: This is pretty random but....
Post by: Albert S Miller on August 08, 2009, 10:33:11 AM
you know what, happened once again today, although i didn't break it but the story is funny, it was the same place as before, but this time it was an open door my toes ran into

I was sitting eating breakfast, had read the paper and was bored, heard i got a text but my cell was on my room so i thought "maybe it's some pretty girl, gotta go look" (it was a pretty girl btw) so  i ran out of the kitchen, ran in the hallway, got up speed, didn't think i'd hit the bathroom door and i didn't, however my toe did, then i literally flew 2 meters into the front door, almost knocking me out (thank god for hands) fell to the floor and the pain made me wanna throw up, it's sick how it hurts, so now i have a bloody middle toe on my left foot :P
Sorry for your poor toe again :'(, was it worth it?
absolutely, seeing her tonight   :)
Well then you can see, that even if you had to hurt your toes again, you have a date tonight : ok:.  This means this thread is only 50% bad and a 50% thank you.  P.S.  maybe she will give you a foot massage lol, just kidding, hope you have fun CheapJon :yes:.


Title: Re: This is pretty random but....
Post by: Jdog0830 on August 08, 2009, 01:26:45 PM
you know what, happened once again today, although i didn't break it but the story is funny, it was the same place as before, but this time it was an open door my toes ran into

I was sitting eating breakfast, had read the paper and was bored, heard i got a text but my cell was on my room so i thought "maybe it's some pretty girl, gotta go look" (it was a pretty girl btw) so  i ran out of the kitchen, ran in the hallway, got up speed, didn't think i'd hit the bathroom door and i didn't, however my toe did, then i literally flew 2 meters into the front door, almost knocking me out (thank god for hands) fell to the floor and the pain made me wanna throw up, it's sick how it hurts, so now i have a bloody middle toe on my left foot :P
Sorry for your poor toe again :'(, was it worth it?
absolutely, seeing her tonight   :)
Good luck ;)