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Who's got better moves? Axl Rose vs Bret Michaels

May 16, 2009

Both Axl Rose and Bret Michaels show their moves in all the bands music videos. You can't sing "Sweet Child O Mine" at the karaoke bar without gyrating your hips, nor can you sing a song by Poison without poorly emulating the moves of Bret. We figure it is time to see who has the best moves via a dance-off. Just watch the video, then vote.

http://www.thegauntlet.com/article/1225/15949/Whos-got-better-moves--Axl-Rose-vs-Bret-Michaels.html

Voted for our Uncle Axl, of course  :peace:

Axl is winning with 65%  :hihi:

HAHAHAHA is this a serious discussion? u gotta be shitting me

thats like asking who can jump higher, lebron james or Christopher Reeve

Yesterday when I came across that article he had 87%.


My thoughts exactly.

 35% must be made of joke votes  :hihi:

axl hands down.

Uncle Axl FTW.


Axl has 66,67% now

I can't believe this is even up for debate. lol Voted.

I wasn't aware Bret had "moves"

:hihi: :hihi:  :rofl:

What do you think?  ;)

Their choice of music made me laugh.

And Axl is way ahead now...

Of course if we are talking about Moves with the ladies, then yeah, bret probably would win.

Sorry D but not in my opinion :P

I was referencing the TV shows :hihi:

Up, UP, and...

Crap....curb...

but seriously...Bret Michaels is a douchebag...

Brett is just a media whore IMO. Howe many Rock of Love series can a guy do?

I think even he is starting to believe that.  He says this was the last one.  We'll see if he stays true.  Media whore or not, it's tough to pass up getting a chance to have hot chicks throw themselves at you.  Granted he could do that OFF TV, but this way is a little easier.

What the hell u guys

rock of Love is the greatest show on TV not named nip/tuck or Rescue Me


I hope he does 10 of these.

I actually love the show.  That's great entertainment.  I'd hate to see Axl or someone from GNR on there.  But I can handle someone from Poison.  There was a rumor that Richie Sambora was going to take over for Bret a few seasons ago, but that obviously never came to pass.  Don't know if there was ever any actual legs to that rumor either.

Nah, Richie was never doing that. They cleared that up pretty fast at bonjovi.com


Jon would have a stroke if Richie did that.

Bunch of girls with no class and bad behavior, who love sloppy seconds, thirds and fourths, not my idea of entertainment, but of course to each their own ::)

 :hihi:  That's exactly what I was thinking! 

Never mind moves. Bret can't even sing compared to Axl Rose.  Seriously, it would of been a better contest if it was Axl Rose and David Lee Roth. Or Axl Rose and Sabastian Bach.  :beer:

this is the gayest thread I've ever read on this board :hihi:

Bret Michaels and his 1 octave range shouldn't even be in the same sentence with the other performers we're mentioning.

Oh no.  Certainly, you've read worse!  Bitch Slap Rappin mentioned David Lee Roth as a better contender, and I'd have to agree.  Not Bret Michaels.



You are joking, right?     

Well, ok I voted.  Axl's ahead with like a 77% vote.  You know - it's a very easy win.  Really, no matter who he's going up against, he's got the best rock n' roll moves of anyone.  Let's just face it!       

Are you serious?  Your comparing Axl to Bret Michaels?  Please!!!! That's like comparing steak to canned ham.  And somebody should tell Bret that real men don't wear eyeliner because it's gay.

Obviously Superman!

Hahaha, what the hell! I didn't even know that Bret Michaels had moves!
Wonder why anyone would vote for him




Naaah, come on! Ever seen Dregen of Backyard Babies? He wears eyeliner, and damn, that's one sexy man!

I voted now, Axl is winning, 78,29 %. I don't know how is possible that Bret have a 21,71% of votes, it's too much for him  :rofl:

Just so we're clear, it's The Gauntlet's comparison not mine. :D

And I agree this is no contest...especially after watching Bret's part of the video. :hihi:

I vote for Uncle Axl. Bret is just too clumsy.

Axl, I implore you, release MUSIC and stop these gay fanboy threads, I'm increasingly embarrassed to be a GNR fan. Perhaps I'll spend more time on Pussycat Dolls fansites and gain some street cred.

Jesus what has GNR become reduced to , at one point it was about great music, rebellion and self expression. Now it's about pseudo religious dorks fantasies and discussions about clothing, teeth and comparisons with hair metal freaks dance moves.

Let's not take this too seriously...I think it was just for fun. ;)

I was kinda taking the piss:).....but there are people on here that post the most ridiculous fanboy shit and do it with a straight face, and I just roll my eyes and groan.

Such a shame there's not more music related news to discuss though.

Someone pretending to be Jarmo on the board. :hihi:

Jarmo - 2009-05-18 17:23:50
Brett Michaels by far. I have his poster all over my walls in Sweden.

And Axl Rose, hands down. Very good at natural dancing. :peace:

either another rabid jarmo fan or a brett michael fan with the same name....if jarmo is a common name there.


with his sharp rythmic sense. :yes:

The Gaunlet was just having a little fun by posting this...but I thought that would have been obvious.

who's got better moves axl or my ava?  :hihi:

't was to most of us. don't worry.

Let's see in one corner we have a man who has written some of rocks greatest anthems , while also creating beautifully orchestrated ballads , not to mention the ability to sing in numerous keys , this would also be the same man who basically invented the "snake" lead singer dance , the same man who appears on countless best singers list , the man who has gone through so many incarnations of his band it's not even funny just so that at the end of the day it will still exist , the same man who despite all odds and talk relesaed an album no one thought would ever exist. In the other corner we have a man with 3 VH1 reality tv shows and really bad blonde extensions....

 :yes: it is that simple folks!

Brett Michaels sucks.

come on people focus on the moves.

you're right.  I think what Lostrose meant to say was, "Bret Michaels MOVES suck!"

Sorry to be off topic a little bit but I have to add that my oldest daughters boyfriend is named after Brett Michaels ::) :-[ Ya he is sad about it as well, but what to do :P.  Luckily no resemblance in any way : ok:.

Axl's just a natural in his moves. Or was...have to say it's harder to pull off such slick moves when you get older!

Pretend he's named after that sexy man-stud Brett Favre and you will sleep better at night.

It's all good, after all I'm not the one who named him lol, hope his parents are still good with it after 20 years though :rofl: :rofl:.  Brett Favre, nice thought though : ok:.

Brett Favre is the last thing I think about as I slowly slip into dreamland.

Mmmmm

Your right, I'd rather be dreaming about the next time I see GNR, not some dummy ball player I don't know much about :hihi: :P

Won't be seeing GNR for a long time!

All you need to know is that Brett Favre is hot and his sideburns are gray, but in a totally hot way.  :love:

Yes, I'm aware of his silly sideburns :P.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hz6luP_mJyY think she has

agreed. no one over 5 can possibly pull off her slick move at the end of the performance. even axl.

While I don't hate Bret Michaels, I don't think him almost getting beheaded at the Tony's will win him any votes in this contest.

I didn't like Bret Michaels/Poison when they were popular back in the day. I thought the music sucked then, just as I do now. Kinda bubble gum rock to me.

Quite frankley I'm embarressed that this post exists..At least it was snatched elsewhere in cyber space.......

At this point in the thread, I'd have to agree with you.  :hihi:

And it's 83% for Axl.