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Title: Boy Killed Anally When Office Chair Explodes
Post by: Layne Staley's Sunglasses on February 20, 2009, 10:21:49 PM
I think I'll stand at work from now on.


http://i.gizmodo.com/5157354/boy-killed-anally-when-office-chair-explodes


Title: Re: Boy Killed Anally When Office Chair Explodes
Post by: Albert S Miller on February 21, 2009, 11:36:12 AM
That is completely horrible :'(. I will probably not ever invest in those type of chairs again.


Title: Re: Boy Killed Anally When Office Chair Explodes
Post by: SLCPUNK on February 21, 2009, 02:53:09 PM
Something ain't right with that story....


Title: Re: Boy Killed Anally When Office Chair Explodes
Post by: Albert S Miller on February 21, 2009, 08:38:07 PM
Something ain't right with that story....
What are you thinking?


Title: Re: Boy Killed Anally When Office Chair Explodes
Post by: lynn1961 on February 22, 2009, 01:47:51 AM
No fuckin' way.  I call it internet urban myth. 


Title: Re: Boy Killed Anally When Office Chair Explodes
Post by: Layne Staley's Sunglasses on February 22, 2009, 01:50:40 AM
Always buy American.


Title: Re: Boy Killed Anally When Office Chair Explodes
Post by: SLCPUNK on February 22, 2009, 04:10:43 AM
Something ain't right with that story....
What are you thinking?

Urban legend.....


Always buy American.

I guarantee you that any chair Larry Miller put together would have left this kid's prostate in place and allowed him to comfortably surf for porn, or enjoy a serious discussion about the swinger lifestyle.


Title: Re: Boy Killed Anally When Office Chair Explodes
Post by: JMack on February 28, 2009, 12:00:08 AM
Urban or anal legend what's the difference at this point?  It's all sad in the end. :o


Title: Re: Boy Killed Anally When Office Chair Explodes
Post by: Dr. Blutarsky on March 02, 2009, 05:51:41 PM
I'm getting rid of my desk chair.


Title: Re: Boy Killed Anally When Office Chair Explodes
Post by: JMack on March 07, 2009, 12:57:39 PM
I sit on an anvil wrapped in kevlar for just that reason.  You never know.


Title: Re: Boy Killed Anally When Office Chair Explodes
Post by: Dead N' Bloated on March 08, 2009, 11:34:14 AM
What a pain in the arse!



 :peace:


Title: Re: Boy Killed Anally When Office Chair Explodes
Post by: Albert S Miller on March 11, 2009, 08:30:48 AM
I sit on an anvil wrapped in kevlar for just that reason.  You never know.
So I don't know what a anvil or a kevlar are ???


Title: Re: Boy Killed Anally When Office Chair Explodes
Post by: AxlsMainMan on March 11, 2009, 11:32:50 AM
I sit on an anvil wrapped in kevlar for just that reason.  You never know.
So I don't know what a anvil or a kevlar are ???

This is an anvil, commonly used as a door stop:

(http://i39.tinypic.com/23rs5xl.jpg)

And kevlar is what bulletproof vests are traditionally made out of.


Title: Re: Boy Killed Anally When Office Chair Explodes
Post by: Albert S Miller on March 11, 2009, 01:03:05 PM
I sit on an anvil wrapped in kevlar for just that reason.  You never know.
So I don't know what a anvil or a kevlar are ???

This is an anvil, commonly used as a door stop:

(http://i39.tinypic.com/23rs5xl.jpg)

And kevlar is what bulletproof vests are traditionally made out of.
Well I must say I have seen those a time or two before, just never knew it's name.  My door stoppers are much smaller though!!


Title: Re: Boy Killed Anally When Office Chair Explodes
Post by: Layne Staley's Sunglasses on March 11, 2009, 01:04:58 PM
I'm sure you've seen Warner Brothers cartoons...