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Title: Rock of Love
Post by: jayberwanger on January 13, 2009, 02:50:32 PM
Has anyone ever noticed how many times Bret Michaels says the word "connection" on these Rock of Love shows.  You could have a drinking game for a few of his buzzwords.


Title: Re: Rock of Love
Post by: SLCPUNK on January 13, 2009, 03:06:28 PM
Some of those girls look hard, like a cocktail waitress on an oil rig.



Title: Re: Rock of Love
Post by: D on January 13, 2009, 03:16:24 PM
This show is for entertainment only of course but sometimes fake boobs are just too much. those girls look ridiculous.


HI YOOOOOOOO


the show is great though for mindless entertainment.


Title: Re: Rock of Love
Post by: axlrosegnr on January 13, 2009, 03:25:53 PM
The girls get more skanky every season. Can't blame the guy though, this show has made him somewhat relevant again. You know the show boosted his ticket sales.


Title: Re: Rock of Love
Post by: freedom78 on January 13, 2009, 05:16:13 PM
I love this show.  It's my favorite trashy TV.  And, yes, the girls seems to get nastier and more plastic with each new season.  It's kind of gross, really, but hilarious.


Title: Re: Rock of Love
Post by: G2N2R on January 13, 2009, 05:19:07 PM
This show makes me feel embarrassed and ashamed all at the same time.


Title: Re: Rock of Love
Post by: mrlee on January 13, 2009, 05:35:26 PM
the show is an embarrassment.


Title: Re: Rock of Love
Post by: Cornell on January 13, 2009, 06:10:31 PM
I can't stand this show.  A week or so ago, I saw a reunion one and he is actually with one of the girls from a previous show.  They both said that they are seeing eachother and are happy so I don't know why they are having this one.  Didn't he accomplish his goal?


Title: Re: Rock of Love
Post by: jarmo on January 13, 2009, 06:21:13 PM
Didn't he accomplish his goal?

Bret wants to be more famous and richer!





/jarmo


Title: Re: Rock of Love
Post by: D on January 13, 2009, 06:43:51 PM
Shit, I can't blame Bret a bit. I mean Poison never were the staple of credibility so what does he have to lose?

I know he is making a shit ton of new fans though because he really comes off like an awesome cool guy on the show and someone u want to support.

Plus, U figure he has to be paid pretty damn good to hang out with 12 sluts while raising your profile and popularity....

sounds like a damn good deal.


Title: Re: Rock of Love
Post by: Dot on January 13, 2009, 07:00:29 PM
The show is way too funny...a bunch of hot girls fighting like cats for the love of a man! That?s hillarious. Plus, I would be lying if I wouldn?t want to be in his place...there?s tons of fuckable girls.


Title: Re: Rock of Love
Post by: Layne Staley's Sunglasses on January 13, 2009, 07:05:46 PM
Gotta love the direction this country is taking.


Title: Re: Rock of Love
Post by: Lisa on January 13, 2009, 07:31:31 PM
Some of those girls look hard, like a cocktail waitress on an oil rig.


That's it! I want my kidney back! >:(


Title: Re: Rock of Love
Post by: Chief on January 13, 2009, 09:06:46 PM
this whole thing is hilarious.. ive only seen bits and pieces.

what's the sluttiest thing that's happened?


Title: Re: Rock of Love
Post by: D on January 13, 2009, 09:22:46 PM
First episode a chick took a shot off another girls pussy


Bret had this faux wedding ceremony and a girl gave Bret her Clit ring.


Title: Re: Rock of Love
Post by: Dot on January 13, 2009, 09:32:27 PM
I don?t remember names or seasons, but remember when that blonde girl said to the redhead in front of her parents that she knew she was the only one so far to give head to Bret?


Title: Re: Rock of Love
Post by: cotis on January 13, 2009, 09:57:10 PM
I don?t remember names or seasons, but remember when that blonde girl said to the redhead in front of her parents that she knew she was the only one so far to give head to Bret?

Heather and Lacey. Classic moment!

I watch it occasionally, gets recorded on the DVR so I check it out a few days later. I enjoy the entertainment aspect of it, like someone said before -- trashy TV.


Title: Re: Rock of Love
Post by: JMack on January 13, 2009, 11:11:30 PM
Brett says he limits some of the girls just one pill of choice and alcohol to keep him interested.


Title: Re: Rock of Love
Post by: mr marcus on January 15, 2009, 07:15:16 PM
fucking brett like 50 years old making out with chicks and haha wearing eyeliner


Title: Re: Rock of Love
Post by: The Dog on January 16, 2009, 02:25:59 AM
Bret should really just kill himself.


Title: Re: Rock of Love
Post by: gnrlies247 on January 16, 2009, 12:25:41 PM
I love the show,very entertaining although it is quite trashy and bret michaels is still looking tasty so thats a bonus.


Title: Re: Rock of Love
Post by: Jenna69 on January 16, 2009, 12:44:08 PM
Oh I love this show!  ;D


Title: Re: Rock of Love
Post by: pilferk on January 16, 2009, 12:49:15 PM
I gotta admit:

My wife and I watch it.

It's one of the best comedies on TV.  You just couldn't write this shit......


Title: Re: Rock of Love
Post by: gilld1 on January 16, 2009, 01:56:14 PM
It is a guilty pleasure of mine.  I got into the first season because he kept taking dates to some places a buddy took me to in LA like the Saddle Club and then Neptunes in Malibu.

Brett is pretty much a cornball though!!


Title: Re: Rock of Love
Post by: Albert S Miller on January 18, 2009, 01:59:30 PM
I have watched the show out of amazement, I cannot believe that most of those girls look and act the way they do, being female I am embarrassed for them, what a bunch of gold digging hoochie mammas with zero class at all, and that is not saying much for Brett Michaels, not that there is much to say anyway.  Yuck Yuck and more Yuck.  Just my opinion!!


Title: Re: Rock of Love
Post by: GNR4L on January 18, 2009, 02:31:28 PM
Poison was pathetic and now Brett Michaels is.  If you gotta have 3 seasons of Rock Of Love, to promote yourself and some shitty album nobody cares about is pretty sad.  You don't see Axl doing this kind of shit, atleast he is a real rock star.


Title: Re: Rock of Love
Post by: Lisa on January 18, 2009, 07:17:08 PM
I have watched the show out of amazement, I cannot believe that most of those girls look and act the way they do, being female I am embarrassed for them, what a bunch of gold digging hoochie mammas with zero class at all, and that is not saying much for Brett Michaels, not that there is much to say anyway.  Yuck Yuck and more Yuck.  Just my opinion!!
I agree with your opinion Msaxl! these women require SO much of so much...hair products,over done makeup..just everything over the top...what happen to trying to find real women? or the cute girl next door type of woman? they all look like cheaps hoes to me


Title: Re: Rock of Love
Post by: freedom78 on January 18, 2009, 07:31:45 PM
I have watched the show out of amazement, I cannot believe that most of those girls look and act the way they do, being female I am embarrassed for them, what a bunch of gold digging hoochie mammas with zero class at all, and that is not saying much for Brett Michaels, not that there is much to say anyway.  Yuck Yuck and more Yuck.  Just my opinion!!
I agree with your opinion Msaxl! these women require SO much of so much...hair products,over done makeup..just everything over the top...what happen to trying to find real women? or the cute girl next door type of woman? they all look like cheaps hoes to me

Just watch...if the "tomboy" doesn't do something dumb, she'll go far.  As a brunette w/ real breasts, she really stands out!.


Title: Re: Rock of Love
Post by: Bandita on January 18, 2009, 11:54:34 PM
This show makes me want to spit at my tv set.


Title: Re: Rock of Love
Post by: Albert S Miller on January 19, 2009, 12:02:48 AM
I have watched the show out of amazement, I cannot believe that most of those girls look and act the way they do, being female I am embarrassed for them, what a bunch of gold digging hoochie mammas with zero class at all, and that is not saying much for Brett Michaels, not that there is much to say anyway.  Yuck Yuck and more Yuck.  Just my opinion!!
I agree with your opinion Msaxl! these women require SO much of so much...hair products,over done makeup..just everything over the top...what happen to trying to find real women? or the cute girl next door type of woman? they all look like cheaps hoes to me

Just watch...if the "tomboy" doesn't do something dumb, she'll go far.  As a brunette w/ real breasts, she really stands out!.
It seems to me that if there are even a couple decent girls on there who are not willing to behave like the rest, Brett always thinks they are too quiet and are hard to get to know, the reality of it is that Brett Michaels is just as much of a sleaze as the girls on the show. Seriously these kind of girls can be found anywhere. I could possibly relate to the show if maybe he was truley trying to find that special someone, which I believe to be the point of the show ???, but this is obviously not the case.


Title: Re: Rock of Love
Post by: freedom78 on January 19, 2009, 12:11:27 AM
I have watched the show out of amazement, I cannot believe that most of those girls look and act the way they do, being female I am embarrassed for them, what a bunch of gold digging hoochie mammas with zero class at all, and that is not saying much for Brett Michaels, not that there is much to say anyway.  Yuck Yuck and more Yuck.  Just my opinion!!
I agree with your opinion Msaxl! these women require SO much of so much...hair products,over done makeup..just everything over the top...what happen to trying to find real women? or the cute girl next door type of woman? they all look like cheaps hoes to me

Just watch...if the "tomboy" doesn't do something dumb, she'll go far.  As a brunette w/ real breasts, she really stands out!.
It seems to me that if there are even a couple decent girls on there who are not willing to behave like the rest, Brett always thinks they are too quiet and are hard to get to know, the reality of it is that Brett Michaels is just as much of a sleaze as the girls on the show. Seriously these kind of girls can be found anywhere. I could possibly relate to the show if maybe he was truley trying to find that special someone, which I believe to be the point of the show ???, but this is obviously not the case.

I see your point, but if you look at the two girls who've "won" in previous seasons, they're not the sleazy, bleach blond, fake boob types. 


Title: Re: Rock of Love
Post by: D on January 19, 2009, 12:25:36 AM
U just have to watch it for entertainment. It isn't meant to be a true love show.

It is just gross out comedy.


Bret admitted to having fake hair!

Interesting. That shit looks real to me.


Title: Re: Rock of Love
Post by: Pine Barrens on January 19, 2009, 12:50:47 AM
You can't take it too seriously. Bret probably enjoys it... a lot! He basically gets paid to have sex with skankoids while having his own show. Plus, VH1 is amore than likely picking up the tab for his tour, so free PR and a TV show (with some nasty sex thrown in there) is probably more than Bret thought he'd have at this point in his life. I mean, it's not like the guy had a lot of credibility as an artist to lose in the first place. Know what I mean?  :)


Title: Re: Rock of Love
Post by: Dead N' Bloated on January 19, 2009, 05:01:38 AM
What season is it up to in the U.S?


 :peace:


Title: Re: Rock of Love
Post by: Pine Barrens on January 19, 2009, 06:19:33 AM
What season is it up to in the U.S?


 :peace:

If I am not mistaken, this is the third season. And since it is VH1's highest rated show, I have a feeling Bret won't meet the right girl for a few more seasons, at least.  ;D


Title: Re: Rock of Love
Post by: Bandita on January 19, 2009, 10:34:28 AM
What season is it up to in the U.S?


 :peace:

If I am not mistaken, this is the third season. And since it is VH1's highest rated show, I have a feeling Bret won't meet the right girl for a few more seasons, at least.  ;D

Not if he wants to keep getting paid, he won't! ;)


Title: Re: Rock of Love
Post by: Dead N' Bloated on January 21, 2009, 08:20:13 AM
What season is it up to in the U.S?


 :peace:

If I am not mistaken, this is the third season. And since it is VH1's highest rated show, I have a feeling Bret won't meet the right girl for a few more seasons, at least.  ;D

Not if he wants to keep getting paid, he won't! ;)

What happened to the girl from the 1st season? What was her name again?
The chick with the pink hair



 :peace:


Title: Re: Rock of Love
Post by: Padmasana on January 23, 2009, 08:21:33 PM
It's no worse than all the other MTV 'reality' shows... all total car crash stuff that makes you wonder if MTV are using the show merely to laugh at the protagonist.