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Title: Husband Wants Kidney Back from Wife
Post by: Chief on January 08, 2009, 03:08:45 AM
http://www.wcbs880.com/Husband-Wants-Kidney-Back-from-Wife/3616143


Title: Re: Husband Wants Kidney Back from Wife
Post by: Bodhi on January 08, 2009, 03:21:50 AM
i dont blame him, typical female asking for favors then dumping you...the best is when they ask for favors AFTER they dump you...


Title: Re: Husband Wants Kidney Back from Wife
Post by: SLCPUNK on January 08, 2009, 03:32:26 AM
Who appraised the kidney in question? If it was a credit-rating firm like Standard & Poor's or Moody's, then fuggetaboutit!



Title: Re: Husband Wants Kidney Back from Wife
Post by: Sin Cut on January 08, 2009, 04:12:48 AM
so, maybe he should stop whining and grab a knife.


Title: Re: Husband Wants Kidney Back from Wife
Post by: JMack on January 08, 2009, 10:30:34 AM
There really should have been a pre-nup.


Title: Re: Husband Wants Kidney Back from Wife
Post by: polluxlm on January 08, 2009, 11:34:20 AM
This is why there is no equivalent to Bitch for men.


Title: Re: Husband Wants Kidney Back from Wife
Post by: JMack on January 08, 2009, 10:41:33 PM
Hmm??  What does that mean?


Title: Re: Husband Wants Kidney Back from Wife
Post by: GNRreunioneventually on January 08, 2009, 11:07:08 PM
lol that kinda reminds me of a joke i once heard where a man gave his girlfriend blood to save her life and then when they broke up he said he wanted it back. The girl reached down her pants and fetched a tampon and said to the man "i'll pay you back monthly".

:peace:


Title: Re: Husband Wants Kidney Back from Wife
Post by: JMack on January 08, 2009, 11:38:07 PM
That is a good one that I can respect!  I may just give her my kidney.


Title: Re: Husband Wants Kidney Back from Wife
Post by: Sin Cut on January 09, 2009, 09:18:49 AM
lol that kinda reminds me of a joke i once heard where a man gave his girlfriend blood to save her life and then when they broke up he said he wanted it back. The girl reached down her pants and fetched a tampon and said to the man "i'll pay you back monthly".

:peace:

I hope he made sure she didn't have HIV, hepatite, etc.


Title: Re: Husband Wants Kidney Back from Wife
Post by: western_chaos on January 09, 2009, 09:47:16 AM
This is why there is no equivalent to Bitch for men.

lol. Men can be bitches too technically.


Title: Re: Husband Wants Kidney Back from Wife
Post by: Lisa on January 11, 2009, 04:38:19 PM
This is why there is no equivalent to Bitch for men.
Prick   :hihi:


Title: Re: Husband Wants Kidney Back from Wife
Post by: norway on January 11, 2009, 11:58:11 PM
Thats a funny story, sort of. :P

i dont blame him, typical female asking for favors then dumping you...the best is when they ask for favors AFTER they dump you...

Yeah, ladypigs...just be more elite. Men are never really dumped tho : ok:


Title: Re: Husband Wants Kidney Back from Wife
Post by: JMack on January 13, 2009, 11:13:32 PM
Hmm? what?


Title: Re: Husband Wants Kidney Back from Wife
Post by: JMack on January 13, 2009, 11:14:37 PM
Who appraised the kidney in question? If it was a credit-rating firm like Standard & Poor's or Moody's, then fuggetaboutit!


What if there is a down grade or a lower bond/kidney rating?


Title: Re: Husband Wants Kidney Back from Wife
Post by: SLCPUNK on January 13, 2009, 11:16:02 PM
Who appraised the kidney in question? If it was a credit-rating firm like Standard & Poor's or Moody's, then fuggetaboutit!


What if there is a down grade or a lower bond/kidney rating?

Too late, the teacher retirement fund down here in Florida has already based 80% of their pension on these securities.