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Title: A guy got married, fun read.
Post by: Sin Cut on November 20, 2008, 02:05:35 AM
http://www.sherdog.net/forums/f7/i-got-married-last-weekend-pics-877461/ (http://www.sherdog.net/forums/f7/i-got-married-last-weekend-pics-877461/)

omfg.


Title: Re: A guy got married, fun read.
Post by: freedom78 on November 20, 2008, 02:10:02 AM
http://www.sherdog.net/forums/f7/i-got-married-last-weekend-pics-877461/ (http://www.sherdog.net/forums/f7/i-got-married-last-weekend-pics-877461/)

omfg.

 :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Where's all her hair?  :nervous:

Don't answer that.


Title: Re: A guy got married, fun read.
Post by: polluxlm on November 20, 2008, 02:15:47 AM
http://www.sherdog.net/forums/f7/i-got-married-last-weekend-pics-877461/ (http://www.sherdog.net/forums/f7/i-got-married-last-weekend-pics-877461/)

omfg.

 :nervous:

(http://a369.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/15/l_0451f5baf98bc4040693c291fb5a2230.jpg)


Title: Re: A guy got married, fun read.
Post by: Sin Cut on November 20, 2008, 02:16:33 AM
http://www.sherdog.net/forums/f7/i-got-married-last-weekend-pics-877461/ (http://www.sherdog.net/forums/f7/i-got-married-last-weekend-pics-877461/)

omfg.

 :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Where's all her hair?  :nervous:

Don't answer that.

you *know* where all her hair is.

she can't bend to shave.

EDIT:

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Well, after the wedding we went to the Motel 6 (we live in a small town, thats all there was)
and it was on. We quickly undressed and got right down to business. I had to be careful, as she was a virgin and it was quite painful for her. I managed to get in there after a few minutes of trying. I only lasted about 2 minutes, but it was amazing. The best part was when we both orgasmed at the same time. I cried for a little while afterward, it was just so beautiful.

What the hell, is the guy related to D?!


Title: Re: A guy got married, fun read.
Post by: Layne Staley's Sunglasses on November 20, 2008, 02:22:19 AM
I've been reading the whole thread, it's pure gold!


Title: Re: A guy got married, fun read.
Post by: Sin Cut on November 20, 2008, 02:31:20 AM
http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=100082781
 (http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=100082781)

that's her myspace.

Now if she drinks too much and pass out in a pub, who can haul her out?
I'ts gotta be either Chuck Norris or Superman!


Title: Re: A guy got married, fun read.
Post by: polluxlm on November 20, 2008, 02:32:10 AM
Always nice to have something to come home to after a war. Makes you feel it was worth it.

Don't die on me now soldier, you got a wife that needs you!

I know..


Title: Re: A guy got married, fun read.
Post by: SLCPUNK on November 20, 2008, 03:06:31 AM
You ain't seen nuthin yet (http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=111777031)


Title: Re: A guy got married, fun read.
Post by: Layne Staley's Sunglasses on November 20, 2008, 03:13:42 AM
You ain't seen nuthin yet (http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=111777031)

They posted this on my Dodgers board.

My favorite is the tiled picture, that one creeps up on you fast!

I was laughing hard for a few minutes.


Title: Re: A guy got married, fun read.
Post by: Mechanical-Worm on November 20, 2008, 05:31:55 PM
That's something to be proud of...


 :no:


Title: Re: A guy got married, fun read.
Post by: D on November 20, 2008, 05:57:17 PM
I got the IP Ban at Sherdog. They don't like me over there.


Sherdog posters are full of shit. They are the kings of the "WORK"

So take that shit with a grain of salt.


Title: Re: A guy got married, fun read.
Post by: Ines_rocks! on November 20, 2008, 06:29:02 PM
http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=100082781
 (http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=100082781)

that's her myspace.

Now if she drinks too much and pass out in a pub, who can haul her out?
I'ts gotta be either Chuck Norris or Superman!


hahaha Chuck Norris!  :rofl:


Title: Re: A guy got married, fun read.
Post by: Genesis on November 21, 2008, 02:58:53 AM
Reminds me of the movie Shallow Hal  :nervous:


Title: Re: A guy got married, fun read.
Post by: Sin Cut on November 21, 2008, 03:08:07 AM
You ain't seen nuthin yet (http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=111777031)

I pm'd Ellie on myspace, she seems to be a really nice girl


Title: Re: A guy got married, fun read.
Post by: CheapJon on November 21, 2008, 07:33:16 AM
how beatiful

2 absolutely hideous people find each other so we can avoid them


wait, did i say hideous? i'm just too kind:)


Title: Re: A guy got married, fun read.
Post by: lynn1961 on November 22, 2008, 03:13:33 PM
Reminds me of the movie Shallow Hal  :nervous:

Which is exactly the way everyone is acting about this. 

I mean, the whole thing on sherdog is made up, I'm sure, and maybe all the myspace things are too.  Who knows.  But, if these people are for real, then I feel really bad for them because of all the horrible comments that are being made. 


Title: Re: A guy got married, fun read.
Post by: norway on November 22, 2008, 03:35:03 PM

We need a more natural and eliteist society.
People need to think about "do I have exemplaric good genes" before they get children.

I think it's still a great and romantic story where two humans finds eachother :-*


Title: Re: A guy got married, fun read.
Post by: lynn1961 on November 22, 2008, 07:44:05 PM

We need a more natural and eliteist society.
People need to think about "do I have exemplaric good genes" before they get children.

I think it's still a great and romantic story where two humans finds eachother :-*

The human race would die out, I'm afraid.   :hihi: