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Title: Chinese Democracy Review Thread
Post by: younggunner on November 15, 2008, 12:04:30 PM
Can we post all the links/articles in one thread? Maybe Jarmo or a mod can add the links into this thread as they come in.

http://www.rollingstone.com/reviews/album/24024297/review/24161281/chinese_democracy (http://www.rollingstone.com/reviews/album/24024297/review/24161281/chinese_democracy)

http://www.mojo4music.com/blog/2008/11/first_listen_guns_nroses.html (http://www.mojo4music.com/blog/2008/11/first_listen_guns_nroses.html)


Title: Re: Chinese Democracy Review Thread
Post by: CheapJon on November 15, 2008, 12:08:52 PM
good idea if we keep the comments in another thread so only reviews in this one?

like when there were updates and shit from shows back in 06, show updates in one thread and comments of the review in another.


Title: Re: Chinese Democracy Review Thread
Post by: whiny on November 15, 2008, 01:29:03 PM
just one review thread would be good...


Title: Re: Chinese Democracy Review Thread
Post by: Ali on November 15, 2008, 04:01:04 PM
Can we post all the links/articles in one thread?

http://www.mojo4music.com/blog/2008/11/first_listen_guns_nroses.html (http://www.mojo4music.com/blog/2008/11/first_listen_guns_nroses.html)

I agree with several of the comments in this review.  I actually dug some of the comparisons made to other songs.  Not nearly as non-sensical as saying TWAT sounds like Bon Jovi.

Ali


Title: Re: Chinese Democracy Review Thread
Post by: overmatik on November 15, 2008, 08:18:33 PM
In Brazil the reviews have been massively negative. The main Brazilian newspaper: Folha de Sao Paulo, and the 2 main magazines: Veja and Epoca have bashed the album like hell...


Title: Re: Chinese Democracy Review Thread
Post by: michaelrose on November 17, 2008, 12:46:13 PM
Not sure if this was posted already, but Spin Magazine has a review:


http://www.spin.com/reviews/guns-n-roses-chinese-democracy-geffen


Title: Re: Chinese Democracy Review Thread
Post by: Ali on November 17, 2008, 12:58:05 PM
Not sure if this was posted already, but Spin Magazine has a review:


http://www.spin.com/reviews/guns-n-roses-chinese-democracy-geffen

Thanks dude.

That was surprisingly positive.  I thought Spin was going to rip it.  3.5 out of 5 stars is above average.  Plus, no snide remarks about the old band or anything like that.  That was fair.

Ali


Title: Re: Chinese Democracy Review Thread
Post by: GeraldFord on November 17, 2008, 04:34:08 PM
Not sure if this was posted already, but Spin Magazine has a review:


http://www.spin.com/reviews/guns-n-roses-chinese-democracy-geffen

Thanks dude.

That was surprisingly positive.  I thought Spin was going to rip it.  3.5 out of 5 stars is above average.  Plus, no snide remarks about the old band or anything like that.  That was fair.

Ali

Didn't really follow the review--Bush leaving=good time for Chinese Democracy???


Title: Re: Chinese Democracy Review Thread
Post by: LunsJail on November 17, 2008, 04:42:23 PM
Not sure if this was posted already, but Spin Magazine has a review:


http://www.spin.com/reviews/guns-n-roses-chinese-democracy-geffen

Thanks dude.

That was surprisingly positive.  I thought Spin was going to rip it.  3.5 out of 5 stars is above average.  Plus, no snide remarks about the old band or anything like that.  That was fair.

Ali

Didn't really follow the review--Bush leaving=good time for Chinese Democracy???

I agree, that was the most pointless reference.


Title: Re: Chinese Democracy Review Thread
Post by: Spirit on November 17, 2008, 05:14:02 PM
http://www.nationalpost.com/arts/story.html?id=967299 (http://www.nationalpost.com/arts/story.html?id=967299)

Quite positive.  :peace:


Title: Re: Chinese Democracy Review Thread
Post by: Anywaythewindblows on November 17, 2008, 05:26:00 PM
http://www.nationalpost.com/arts/story.html?id=967299 (http://www.nationalpost.com/arts/story.html?id=967299)

Quite positive.  :peace:

It will be difficult to get something better than this, which is by the way quite good. I would like to know what songs do they consider as "fillers".


Title: Re: Chinese Democracy Review Thread
Post by: GeraldFord on November 17, 2008, 05:33:06 PM
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talent as diverse as Brian May, Trent Reznor and Moby aborting the project in fear

Trent Reznor was on board at one point?  ???


Title: Re: Chinese Democracy Review Thread
Post by: Olorin on November 17, 2008, 05:36:17 PM
In Brazil the reviews have been massively negative. The main Brazilian newspaper: Folha de Sao Paulo, and the 2 main magazines: Veja and Epoca have bashed the album like hell...

I've read some Brazilian reviews, they were awful. Why do they have a grudge against Axl? They bashed him more than they bashed any music.


Title: Re: Chinese Democracy Review Thread
Post by: FunkyMonkey on November 17, 2008, 05:38:20 PM
http://www.nationalpost.com/arts/story.html?id=967299 (http://www.nationalpost.com/arts/story.html?id=967299)

Quite positive.  :peace:

 :)

Crank up the volume and twist off your Night Train - this massive new album contains some of the year's best rock 'n' roll.



Title: Re: Chinese Democracy Review Thread
Post by: JuicySwoos on November 17, 2008, 05:44:13 PM
http://www.nationalpost.com/arts/story.html?id=967299 (http://www.nationalpost.com/arts/story.html?id=967299)

Quite positive.  :peace:

 :)

Crank up the volume and twist off your Night Train - this massive new album contains some of the year's best rock 'n' roll.



"twist off" is correct.   I still have a bottle left over from the 06 tour.  Maybe I will just have to do that on the 23rd......  ick


Title: Re: Chinese Democracy Review Thread
Post by: thesloth on November 17, 2008, 09:12:03 PM
Not sure if this was posted already, but Spin Magazine has a review:


http://www.spin.com/reviews/guns-n-roses-chinese-democracy-geffen
that wasn't a review it was a GnR bashing.  I am fine with if they don't like some songs but the reviewer does nothing but trash Axl. 


Title: Re: Chinese Democracy Review Thread
Post by: neon2002 on November 18, 2008, 08:18:11 AM
http://www.nationalpost.com/arts/story.html?id=967299

From the National Post which is a National Newspaper in Canada.



Title: Re: Chinese Democracy Review Thread
Post by: TWT on November 18, 2008, 09:06:16 AM
A preview of the 2/5 review in the next issue of Uncut, one of the more respectable magazines in the UK.

http://www.uncut.co.uk/news/guns_n_roses/news/12462

It's interesting that they say some songs are louder than others, with IRS sounding like it belongs on a different album to Sorry. With all this talk of perfectionism, that would be a fairly spectacular oversight in the mastering!


Title: Re: Chinese Democracy Review Thread
Post by: pilferk on November 18, 2008, 09:14:19 AM
A preview of the 2/5 review in the next issue of Uncut, one of the more respectable magazines in the UK.

http://www.uncut.co.uk/news/guns_n_roses/news/12462

It's interesting that they say some songs are louder than others, with IRS sounding like it belongs on a different album to Sorry. With all this talk of perfectionism, that would be a fairly spectacular oversight in the mastering!

Hmmm...interesting.

I didn't notice any glaring volume differences last night..

Anyone else at the NYC lilstening party notice any?


Title: Re: Chinese Democracy Review Thread
Post by: spuddy1 on November 18, 2008, 11:13:45 AM
http://www.nme.com/magazine

Looks like its a panning from NME 4/10 november pain.   Probably the most respected mag in the UK


Title: Re: Chinese Democracy Review Thread
Post by: TomFriend on November 18, 2008, 11:16:26 AM
http://www.nme.com/magazine

Looks like its a panning from NME 4/10 november pain.   Probably the most respected mag in the UK

NME isn't respected at all. The Word, MOJO, and Uncut are respected magazines - people have been talking shit about NME for years, and its come close to closing down due to lack of sales at least once in the last few years.

Shame it didn't really, considering the hipster, trend-hopping goober-smoochers that work for them.


Title: Re: Chinese Democracy Review Thread
Post by: Lucs on November 18, 2008, 11:17:08 AM
There's a very good review in french here : http://rocknfolk.com/site/disquedumois.php

Rated 4/5 (which means EXCELLENT).


Title: Re: Chinese Democracy Review Thread
Post by: pilferk on November 18, 2008, 11:18:54 AM
I expect some clunker reviews (incidently, I can't get to the nme site...have to try later...weird) from some of the mainstream press.  It's inevitable, all things considered.

But I heard the album last night at the NYC listening party.   It is, IMHO, amazing.  It's eclectic but it sounds like it all "fits together", ya know.  It's not JUST a collection of good material, it SOUNDS like an album.  I don't know how else to put it.....it just "flows".

There are a couple songs on there that I think will surprise people.  There is at least ONE song featuring a very good, "old school GnR" bluesy style guitar solo.  There's some "UYI" era grandiose rock style material.  And there's some new, unexpected stuff that just sounds great.  Even the stuff that's been heard (IRS, Better, etc) sounds tighter and better than the incarnations we've heard, IMHO.


Title: Re: Chinese Democracy Review Thread
Post by: AdZ on November 18, 2008, 11:20:56 AM
Probably the most respected mag in the UK


I think not.


Title: Re: Chinese Democracy Review Thread
Post by: mrlee on November 18, 2008, 01:07:20 PM
Probably the most respected mag in the UK


I think not.
+1

That piece of shit magazine pushes shit bands in this country.

Fuck NME and the NME generation.


Title: Re: Chinese Democracy Review Thread
Post by: variant on November 18, 2008, 02:30:57 PM
It doesn't surprise me that NME have given it a bad review - that magazine is so desperate for publicity and to create 'controversy' its pathetic.

Most of its readers left a few years back with what remained of its journalistic integrity.


Title: Re: Chinese Democracy Review Thread
Post by: jarmo on November 18, 2008, 02:32:26 PM
NME is the magazine that deiced to run with a story about a tribute band not performing the new songs.... They made a news headline out of it!

Seriously!



/jarmo


Title: Re: Chinese Democracy Review Thread
Post by: whiny on November 18, 2008, 02:58:51 PM
NME is the magazine that deiced to run with a story about a tribute band not performing the new songs.... They made a news headline out of it!

Seriously!



/jarmo

that's poor!

i just checked the german rolling stone. they don't have a review of cd in the upcoming issue. hm, well.


Title: Re: Chinese Democracy Review Thread
Post by: estrangedpaul on November 18, 2008, 03:44:19 PM
Excellent review -

http://www.addictivethoughts.com/?p=109

While you may agree or disagree on the quality of the songs, he does some up the thoughts of a lot of the community towards the end.


Title: Re: Chinese Democracy Review Thread
Post by: duga on November 18, 2008, 03:53:35 PM
NME is the magazine that deiced to run with a story about a tribute band not performing the new songs.... They made a news headline out of it!

Seriously!



/jarmo

And Expressen published the same story.  >:(


Title: Re: Chinese Democracy Review Thread
Post by: w.axl.rose on November 18, 2008, 04:05:31 PM
lol i love this part from the review...

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Sorry slows things down on the album with what Sebastian Bach described as a ?grinding doom metal? riff. I think he might be deaf.


Title: Re: Chinese Democracy Review Thread
Post by: CheapJon on November 18, 2008, 04:14:13 PM
Excellent review -

http://www.addictivethoughts.com/?p=109

While you may agree or disagree on the quality of the songs, he does some up the thoughts of a lot of the community towards the end.

sounds good, i havent heard the songs but this sound promising

(of course i've heard the demos but u catch my drift)


Title: Re: Chinese Democracy Review Thread
Post by: michaelvincent on November 18, 2008, 04:17:49 PM
I'm only going to say this guys...

Just put your preconceptions that you've built up from the leaks in the trash, get a pair of nice headphones, and prepare to be blown away.

This is a production tour de force the likes of which you haven't heard in a long long time. It sounds THAT good.


Title: Re: Chinese Democracy Review Thread
Post by: tHeElEcTrIcSiNtAr on November 18, 2008, 04:20:01 PM
So do we know who mastered the album yet?


Title: Re: Chinese Democracy Review Thread
Post by: whiny on November 18, 2008, 04:27:07 PM
lol i love this part from the review...

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Sorry slows things down on the album with what Sebastian Bach described as a ?grinding doom metal? riff. I think he might be deaf.

well i don't like bach too much, but why is everybody bashing him for saying that sorry "almost" sounds like doom metal? it's kinda true. the track has a certain feel that some of the old sabbath songs had.  mixed with a slightly psychedelic pink floyd mood and axl's gnr vision(s).

rest of the review is really good and professional by the way...





Title: Re: Chinese Democracy Review Thread
Post by: Olorin on November 18, 2008, 04:32:24 PM
Excellent review -

http://www.addictivethoughts.com/?p=109

While you may agree or disagree on the quality of the songs, he does some up the thoughts of a lot of the community towards the end.

I seen that, it reads more like it was written by a member of the boards.

I pretty much agree with most of it, it is very well written. I wonder who wrote it? Obviously a fan who has followed the changes over the years.


Good article, suspicions aside.


Title: Re: Chinese Democracy Review Thread
Post by: younggunner on November 18, 2008, 07:32:49 PM
http://onethirtybpm.com/2008/11/18/guns-n-roses-chinese-democracy (http://onethirtybpm.com/2008/11/18/guns-n-roses-chinese-democracy)


Title: Re: Chinese Democracy Review Thread
Post by: King Axl on November 18, 2008, 07:42:07 PM
http://onethirtybpm.com/2008/11/18/guns-n-roses-chinese-democracy (http://onethirtybpm.com/2008/11/18/guns-n-roses-chinese-democracy)

That's a review I'd like to see more of.

Well written, and above all, very positive.


Title: Re: Chinese Democracy Review Thread
Post by: neon2002 on November 18, 2008, 09:07:50 PM
I'm only going to say this guys...

Just put your preconceptions that you've built up from the leaks in the trash, get a pair of nice headphones, and prepare to be blown away.

This is a production tour de force the likes of which you haven't heard in a long long time. It sounds THAT good.

Headphones? Forget that I'm heading down to the midnight opening @ HMV and then listening to it on the 9 Speaker Boston Acoustics radio in my Jeep!

 :drool:


Title: Re: Chinese Democracy Review Thread
Post by: neon2002 on November 18, 2008, 09:12:37 PM
http://onethirtybpm.com/2008/11/18/guns-n-roses-chinese-democracy (http://onethirtybpm.com/2008/11/18/guns-n-roses-chinese-democracy)

That might be the best written review yet.


Title: Re: Chinese Democracy Review Thread
Post by: LeftToDecay on November 18, 2008, 09:28:20 PM
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talent as diverse as Brian May, Trent Reznor and Moby aborting the project in fear

Trent Reznor was on board at one point?  ???
Nope,never was.




Title: Re: Chinese Democracy Review Thread
Post by: overmatik on November 18, 2008, 10:04:30 PM
Listen people, go to rateyourmusic.com (http://rateyourmusic.com), write your personal review of the album and give a nice rating to CD, the average now there is very low, 2.75/5... The haters can't win! : ok:


Title: Re: Chinese Democracy Review Thread
Post by: estebanf on November 18, 2008, 11:20:19 PM
Excellent review -

http://www.addictivethoughts.com/?p=109

While you may agree or disagree on the quality of the songs, he does some up the thoughts of a lot of the community towards the end.

outstanding review. The part where the critic talks about This i Love and Robin's performance gave me shivers.

Here's translated into spanish: CLICK (http://gnrla.mejorforo.net/guns-n-roses-f4/addictive-thoughts-califica-a-chinese-democracy-con-4-estrellas-y-media-sobre-5-t1509.htm)


Title: Re: Chinese Democracy Review Thread
Post by: Mama Kin on November 19, 2008, 02:32:18 AM
http://www.avclub.com/content/feature/chuck_klosterman_reviews (http://www.avclub.com/content/feature/chuck_klosterman_reviews)

Pretty good review, with one very humourous moment (at least I thought it was) about a line in "Sorry".



Title: Re: Chinese Democracy Review Thread
Post by: w.axl.rose on November 19, 2008, 02:34:40 AM
That's the only line i didn't like from the song Sorry.


Title: Re: Chinese Democracy Review Thread
Post by: grog mug on November 19, 2008, 02:44:59 AM
best review yet.  Haven't heard the 3 new tracks (Sorry, TIL, Scraped), so I'll look forward to hearing that line Sunday.


Title: Re: Chinese Democracy Review Thread
Post by: Mama Kin on November 19, 2008, 02:45:03 AM
Whoops. I looked for a thread like this.

Anyway, here's the link

Chuck Klosterman Reviews CD (http://www.avclub.com/content/feature/chuck_klosterman_reviews)


Title: Re: Chinese Democracy Review Thread
Post by: Eazy E on November 19, 2008, 02:46:16 AM
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So why is this the one we finally hear? What finally made him decide, "You know, I've weighed all my options and all their potential consequences, and I'm going with the Mexican vampire accent.

 :rofl: :rofl:

Cracked me up.  This part is going to stand out like a sore thumb when I first hear this song.


Title: Re: Chinese Democracy Review Thread
Post by: Mama Kin on November 19, 2008, 02:48:13 AM
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So why is this the one we finally hear? What finally made him decide, "You know, I've weighed all my options and all their potential consequences, and I'm going with the Mexican vampire accent.

 :rofl: :rofl:

Cracked me up.  This part is going to stand out like a sore thumb when I first hear this song.

I'm glad that so far everyone found that as funny as I did. You really gotta take the whole quote, however "Rose suddenly sings an otherwise innocuous line ("But I don't want to do it") in some bizarre, quasi-Transylvanian accent, and I cannot begin to speculate as to why. I mean, one has to assume Axl thought about all of these individual choices a minimum of a thousand times over the past 15 years. Somewhere in Los Angles, there's gotta be 400 hours of DAT tape with nothing on it except multiple versions of the "Sorry" vocal. So why is this the one we finally hear? What finally made him decide, "You know, I've weighed all my options and all their potential consequences, and I'm going with the Mexican vampire accent. This is the vision I will embrace. But only on that one line! The rest of it will just be sung like a non-dead human."



Title: Re: Chinese Democracy Review Thread
Post by: Bodhi on November 19, 2008, 02:55:07 AM
easily the most amusing review I have read thus far...good stuff... : ok:


Title: Re: Chinese Democracy Review Thread
Post by: SLCPUNK on November 19, 2008, 03:06:34 AM
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So why is this the one we finally hear? What finally made him decide, "You know, I've weighed all my options and all their potential consequences, and I'm going with the Mexican vampire accent.

 :rofl: :rofl:

Cracked me up.  This part is going to stand out like a sore thumb when I first hear this song.

Every time I hear that part, I laugh my ass off, and then repeat it. It's obvious he spoke that way for some reason, but I have no idea why. It's hilarious though.

It's a great review though...


Title: Re: Chinese Democracy Review Thread
Post by: SLCPUNK on November 19, 2008, 03:28:15 AM
Excellent review -

http://www.addictivethoughts.com/?p=109

While you may agree or disagree on the quality of the songs, he does some up the thoughts of a lot of the community towards the end.

I seen that, it reads more like it was written by a member of the boards.

I pretty much agree with most of it, it is very well written. I wonder who wrote it? Obviously a fan who has followed the changes over the years.


Good article, suspicions aside.


"Sorry slows things down on the album with what Sebastian Bach described as a ?grinding doom metal? riff. I think he might be deaf. "

 :hihi:


Title: Re: Chinese Democracy Review Thread
Post by: acompleteunknown on November 19, 2008, 04:28:30 AM
Axl always does funky little voice stuff...like "baaaing" at the end of Down on the Farm.


Title: Re: Chinese Democracy Review Thread
Post by: TWT on November 19, 2008, 05:37:00 AM
If every review was like this, whether from a positive or negative angle, the world of jourmalism would be a better place. I'm sure everyone will think the same thing the first time they hear Sorry. That is to think, why?


Title: Re: Chinese Democracy Review Thread
Post by: Amish on November 19, 2008, 06:41:22 AM
Doesn't anyone else think that line is meant to be ironic?

"But I don't want to do it.
You don't know why I won't act the way you think I should."

He's doing something that he knows people will question and then in the very next line he spells out what the listener is thinking.


Title: Re: Chinese Democracy Review Thread
Post by: pilferk on November 19, 2008, 07:55:09 AM
That's the only line i didn't like from the song Sorry.

Ditto.

Sounded like he's trying to do a voice over for that "Chihuahua" movie.  Otherwise, I LOVE that song, though.


Title: Re: Chinese Democracy Review Thread
Post by: Chuzeville on November 19, 2008, 10:29:18 AM
I enjoyed reading this but the guys makes a lot of assumptions about Axl's intention that would get him flamed if the review was negative. (Incidentally, I think his assumptions are pretty close to reality, but I wouldn't know, since I don't know Axl, etc.)


Title: Re: Chinese Democracy Review Thread
Post by: veritas55 on November 19, 2008, 11:06:04 AM
That Chuck Klosterman review was excellent -- incredibly well-written, funny, and very insightful.  I actually agree with much of what he said (I have heard all the songs but Scraped).  Sounds like he cared enough to actually really think about this album on a pretty complicated level and not write either a knee-jerk positive or negative review.


Title: Re: Chinese Democracy Review Thread
Post by: Continental Drift on November 19, 2008, 11:16:10 AM
Axl always does funky little voice stuff...like "baaaing" at the end of Down on the Farm.

Yup. Or "Cool Ranch Dressing" ("Cool and Stressing")- or "Alright- that sucked!", or the extended soliloquy at the end of "Breakdown" or "Smoke 'em if you gote 'em" or "To the bar!" or "Yowzaaaaaaa" etc.... Axl always seems to work in some funny or random shit onto GN'R albums. :hihi: :peace:

I haven't heard "Sorry" yet... but I seriously doubt a Count Chockula line from Uncle Axl is going to ruin it for me. In fact, I'll probably fucking love it. There's probably some "inside joke" angle to it- that would crack us the hell up if we could ever find out what it is (like Slash having a lawyer who sounded like Dracula or something).:hihi:


Title: Re: Chinese Democracy Review Thread
Post by: Tyson on November 19, 2008, 11:21:51 AM
Entertainment Weekly's review really pisses me the fuck off.  They gave it a B-!  That is a widely read, influential magazine and a B- is NOT a good review.  We should all go to this site: http://www.ew.com/ew/article/0,,20241280,00.html    and type in our own reviews. 


Title: Re: Chinese Democracy Review Thread
Post by: Ali on November 19, 2008, 11:29:28 AM
Entertainment Weekly's review really pisses me the fuck off.  They gave it a B-!  That is a widely read, influential magazine and a B- is NOT a good review.  We should all go to this site: http://www.ew.com/ew/article/0,,20241280,00.html    and type in our own reviews. 

It's not that influential.  They gave Nickelback's latest a C+ and that won't stop it from selling millions of copies.

It's actually not the bad review you are making it out to be.  My problem with the review is the same as it usually is for their reviews:  no specifics. 

EW has never been a great music magazine, anyway.  It's more of a movie and TV focused magazine.  I've been a subscriber for many years, so I am familiar with it.  Rollingstone is the more influential US music magazine.

Ali


Title: Re: Chinese Democracy Review Thread
Post by: pilferk on November 19, 2008, 11:32:08 AM
Entertainment Weekly's review really pisses me the fuck off.  They gave it a B-!  That is a widely read, influential magazine and a B- is NOT a good review.  We should all go to this site: http://www.ew.com/ew/article/0,,20241280,00.html    and type in our own reviews. 

Eh, I'm not so miffed.

 While I'm not surprised they reviewed it (EVERYONE will, pretty much, based on it's mythos), I'm not surprised one of it's "critics" would find the music not to their tastes.  Look at his previous reviews.  He's their resident "artsy"/"semi-obscure" music critic.....He gave Jimmy Eats World's last album an A.  That pretty much says all I need to know about the critics tastes.  They're not even CLOSE to mine.

Plenty of other reviews in the mainstream press are giving it VERY positive reviews.  It's not going to be everyone's cup of tea, nor is it going to get an objective look (read the opening LINE of the EW review) by everyone, because of it's history.  There are going to be plenty of "stalwart" reviewers who are not going to like how "big" the music is on this album.  There's a lot more November Rain than there is Welcome to the Jungle...and that's going to bend some noses because they are inevitably going to make comparisons to Appetite.

I heard it.  I liked it...no, I LOVED it.  That's enough for me.


Title: Re: Chinese Democracy Review Thread
Post by: Tyson on November 19, 2008, 11:46:22 AM
You make some really good points pilferk, but my anger stems from the ability of this one moron EW critic, Andy Greenwald, to influence opinions of the general public.  ALOT of people that aren't huge GNR fans will read this review without an open mind and generally believe that this album is decent at best. 


Title: Re: Chinese Democracy Review Thread
Post by: adman2374 on November 19, 2008, 11:49:23 AM
Entertainment Weekly's review really pisses me the fuck off.  They gave it a B-!  That is a widely read, influential magazine and a B- is NOT a good review.  We should all go to this site: http://www.ew.com/ew/article/0,,20241280,00.html    and type in our own reviews. 

It's not that influential.  They gave Nickelback's latest a C+ and that won't stop it from selling millions of copies.

It's actually not the bad review you are making it out to be.  My problem with the review is the same as it usually is for their reviews:  no specifics. 

EW has never been a great music magazine, anyway.  It's more of a movie and TV focused magazine.  I've been a subscriber for many years, so I am familiar with it.  Rollingstone is the more influential US music magazine.

Ali

I agree, but did you see its the number one viewed article on their site? The review reads like it was written in 5 minutes. It's a piece of trash, but it does mention some good points. At least RS knows what they are talking about...


Title: Re: Chinese Democracy Review Thread
Post by: prairie on November 19, 2008, 11:51:44 AM
While it would be nice to see more nice reviews, who REALLY trusts a review.  Everyone likes something different.  We GNR fans can't even come close to agreeing which new songs should be singles.  Who makes buying decisions based on reviews?

prairieboy, 


Title: Re: Chinese Democracy Review Thread
Post by: Continental Drift on November 19, 2008, 11:55:25 AM
Relaaaaaaaaaaaaaaax..... This one line from the EW review alone will get most casual rock fans excited about this album:

"The blistering ''Shackler's Revenge'' rides a sinister riff to headbanging heaven, while the piano-heavy ''Catcher in the Rye'' showcases GN'R at their '70s-aping stadium best.''

People need to realize that there's a contingent of casual rock fans out there who have come to believe that NOTHING good or redeeming will come from this album. You tell them that there are at least 2 great tracks on there and their interest will be piqued. The grade was a little low... but the review was NOT that bad.


Title: Re: Chinese Democracy Review Thread
Post by: pilferk on November 19, 2008, 11:59:52 AM
Relaaaaaaaaaaaaaaax..... This one line from the EW review alone will get most casual rock fans excited about this album:

"The blistering ''Shackler's Revenge'' rides a sinister riff to headbanging heaven, while the piano-heavy ''Catcher in the Rye'' showcases GN'R at their '70s-aping stadium best.''

People need to realize that there's a contingent of casual rock fans out there who have come to believe that NOTHING good or redeeming will come from this album. You tell them that there are at least 2 great tracks on there and their interest will be piqued. The grade was a little low... but the review was NOT that bad.

Hell, 2 great songs is 1 more than is on a LOT of albums, now.  2 great songs (well, SINGLES) usually mean the album is considered a standout hit.


Title: Re: Chinese Democracy Review Thread
Post by: variant on November 19, 2008, 12:00:24 PM
Anyone read the Kerrang review?

Axl is on the cover (http://www2.kerrang.com/newissue/ (http://www2.kerrang.com/newissue/)) but there is no indication of what they thought


Title: Re: Chinese Democracy Review Thread
Post by: Ali on November 19, 2008, 12:05:53 PM
Entertainment Weekly's review really pisses me the fuck off.  They gave it a B-!  That is a widely read, influential magazine and a B- is NOT a good review.  We should all go to this site: http://www.ew.com/ew/article/0,,20241280,00.html    and type in our own reviews. 

It's not that influential.  They gave Nickelback's latest a C+ and that won't stop it from selling millions of copies.

It's actually not the bad review you are making it out to be.  My problem with the review is the same as it usually is for their reviews:  no specifics. 

EW has never been a great music magazine, anyway.  It's more of a movie and TV focused magazine.  I've been a subscriber for many years, so I am familiar with it.  Rollingstone is the more influential US music magazine.

Ali

I agree, but did you see its the number one viewed article on their site? The review reads like it was written in 5 minutes. It's a piece of trash, but it does mention some good points. At least RS knows what they are talking about...

Yes, I did notice that. 

Ultimately, I think that EW is really more of a movie and music magazine.  I'm saying this as someone who has ready the magazine and been a subscriber for many years.  I read it for the articles on The Dark Knight, The Watchmen, etc. not for the music coverage, which in reality does pale in comparison.  Their movie reviews are FAR better than their music reviews.  They have two quality movie critics that write good reviews.  I can't say the same about their music reviews and that extends way beyond GN'R.  I hated their most recent Nickelback review because the criticisms and discussions seemed to be limited to smart-ass remarks and mentions of lyrics.

Ali


Title: Re: Chinese Democracy Review Thread
Post by: Reinaldo on November 19, 2008, 12:09:46 PM
Best read of a CD review so far..

"Sometimes it seems like Axl believes every single Guns N' Roses song needs to employ every single thing that Guns N' Roses has the capacity to do?there needs to be a soft part, a hard part, a falsetto stretch, some piano plinking, some R&B bullshit, a little Judas Priest, subhuman sound effects, a few Robert Plant yowls, dolphin squeaks, wind, overt sentimentality, and a caustic modernization of the blues."  :rofl:

http://www.avclub.com/content/feature/chuck_klosterman_reviews


Title: Re: Chinese Democracy Review Thread
Post by: Bucketofguns on November 19, 2008, 12:12:00 PM
Best read of a CD review so far..

"Sometimes it seems like Axl believes every single Guns N' Roses song needs to employ every single thing that Guns N' Roses has the capacity to do?there needs to be a soft part, a hard part, a falsetto stretch, some piano plinking, some R&B bullshit, a little Judas Priest, subhuman sound effects, a few Robert Plant yowls, dolphin squeaks, wind, overt sentimentality, and a caustic modernization of the blues."  :rofl:

http://www.avclub.com/content/feature/chuck_klosterman_reviews
His review is amazing.  Would be great to hear what Axl was thinking when he made the changes.


Title: Re: Chinese Democracy Review Thread
Post by: clau68 on November 19, 2008, 12:53:48 PM
After reading all the reviews, I feel exited for listening CD. There are really good reviews. I have to wait until Friday at midnight. I have waited for all those years and now I feel like an eternity wait until Friday.


Title: Re: Chinese Democracy Review Thread
Post by: Continental Drift on November 19, 2008, 01:05:37 PM
Relaaaaaaaaaaaaaaax..... This one line from the EW review alone will get most casual rock fans excited about this album:

"The blistering ''Shackler's Revenge'' rides a sinister riff to headbanging heaven, while the piano-heavy ''Catcher in the Rye'' showcases GN'R at their '70s-aping stadium best.''

People need to realize that there's a contingent of casual rock fans out there who have come to believe that NOTHING good or redeeming will come from this album. You tell them that there are at least 2 great tracks on there and their interest will be piqued. The grade was a little low... but the review was NOT that bad.

Hell, 2 great songs is 1 more than is on a LOT of albums, now.  2 great songs (well, SINGLES) usually mean the album is considered a standout hit.

Completely agreed. Standards have completely changed since GN'R was last at this 17 years ago. 1-2 great songs these days and you've got a Darkside of the Moon for the 2000's. :hihi:

The good news is that Chinese Democracy has at least 6 truly epic tracks IMHO ("Better", "Catcher In The Rye", "Sorry", "Madagascar", "This I Love", "Prostitute")- and the rest of it is rock solid too. It's a true "throw back" album in that sense.


Title: Re: Chinese Democracy Review Thread
Post by: pilferk on November 19, 2008, 01:12:37 PM
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Completely agreed. Standards have completely changed since GN'R was last at this 17 years ago. 1-2 great songs these days and you've got a Darkside of the Moon for the 2000's. :hihi:

The good news is that Chinese Democracy has at least 6 truly epic tracks IMHO ("Better", "Catcher In The Rye", "Sorry", "Madagascar", "This I Love", "Prostitute")- and the rest of it is rock solid too. It's a true "throw back" album in that sense.

Yup, and I think that is what ultimately will help it in the sales charts.  It's one of the only albums I can think of since Greenday's "American Idiot" that has enough standout material to stand on it's own as an ALBUM, in the "old school" sense of the word.  It's not just a (or a couple of) commercial single(s) thrown together with a bunch of "filler" to try to convince the consumer there's enough material to plunk down $10 for.   CD, IMHO, might actually have some staying power based on the strength of it's material.


Title: Re: Chinese Democracy Review Thread
Post by: Spirit on November 19, 2008, 07:12:51 PM
Finally hearing 'Chinese Democracy' for the first time, under heavy guard at GN'R's UK record company, is a surreal experience. How can it ever live up to the legend, or justify its ludicrous gestation period?

Needless to say, it can't, but it is a remarkable and often exhilarating album. Across the 71 minutes, there are only the vaguest hints of the Nine Inch Nails-style industrial sound, with which Rose was reputedly toying. Instead, the music is densely layered, obviously using the computer programme ProTools. A vast armoury of instrumentation - strings, brass, programmed drums, synthesizers, samples, lots of piano (Rose's instrument), as well as traditional rock guitar/bass/drums - is crammed in there, often on the same track. The most immediately satisfying ones are punchier, punky numbers like 'Scraped', or the hi-tech, poppy confection, 'If The World'. 'There Was A Time', on the other hand, feels like a Bond theme, full of melodrama, but it doesn't half go on.

Generally, the songs are epic, long-winded, cleverly stitched together, and subject to constant mood swings - much like Axl himself. Rose sings in many voices - sneering, raging, crowing, opening his battered heart.

Yet his presence, beyond question, is phenomenal, unrivalled in contemporary rock.

On that strength alone, 'Chinese Democracy' deserves to sell a good few million, if not the 28 million accrued by GN'R's debut. For that, it would need a 'Sweet Child O' Mine' or a 'Paradise City' - a box which remains unticked. Worse, Rose writes like a man who hasn't glimpsed reality for many moons. His songs are no longer about universal experiences like going out on the lash, or simply falling for a babe. Most, such as the mewling 'This I Love', are transparently and vindictively addressed to Stephanie Seymour. One can only hope that the album's completion, coupled with a fresh blast of stadium adulation, will finally help him get over her.




This was the 'review-part' of the article from telegraph.co.uk

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/arts/main.jhtml?xml=/arts/2008/11/20/bmgnr120.xml (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/arts/main.jhtml?xml=/arts/2008/11/20/bmgnr120.xml)


Title: Re: Chinese Democracy Review Thread
Post by: JuicySwoos on November 19, 2008, 07:21:34 PM
Not a bad review.


CD review: Guns n? Roses, ?Chinese Democracy?
By Joe Gross | Wednesday, November 19, 2008, 04:59 PM

Guns N? Roses
?Chinese Democracy? (Geffen)
 


So, let?s review: The United States elected an African-American president. The Phillies won a World Series. And ?Chinese Democracy? is in stores.

Let?s not kid ourselves: The first two were going to happen sooner or later. The latter ? well, this is an album that has been discussed, debated, anticipated and consigned to the realm of myth for 15 years.

Bill Clinton was in the middle of his first term the last time G n?R put out a studio album (the 1993 covers album ?The Spaghetti Incident?).

George H.W. Bush was president the last time the last time the band released a studio album of original material (1991?s ?Use Your Illusion? I and II).

Tens of millions of dollars have been spent in the past decade and a half. Eleven musicians are credited. Fourteen studios were used. The album?s been promised and delayed more than, well, the Second Coming.

So how is it?

Um ? not bad.

Seriously, how good could it possibly be? It is the most anticipated album of all time. Unless it does your taxes, comes with stock options and cures cancer, folks are going to be a little disappointed.

As for the music (which does seem weirdly secondary at this late date), you can?t say ol? Axl has been sitting on his hands the past 15 years.

Every song here seems to have about 900 tracks of sound on it. Jumbles of guitars, weird voices, drums, mechanical rhythms, piano fills and ballad butter run all over the place. Every song feels worked over and refined and added to and subtracted from. Riffs and parts collide like a freeway pile up. More often than not, the song is the victim, any sense of true forward motion is stuck in the stacks o? tracks.

Remember the opening moments of ?Welcome to the Jungle,? the wrecking ball swing that turned that song from solid hard rock to a freight train that changed the world?

There?s nothing like that here. Even the fairly solid rockers (?Shackler?s Revenge,? ?I.R.S.,? the title track) can?t approach that astonishing groove.

Axl Rose seems to have spent even more time on the ballads, virtually all of which can be tagged with the prefix ?power? or ?epic? or ?overblown.? ?Street of Dreams? is Axl at his most power ballad emo (?All the love in the world couldn?t save yoooooooo?), ?This I Love? is his most straightforward, ?Catcher in the Rye? is, well, called ?Catcher in the Rye.? And the man still seems to be able to sing just fine.

Speaking of crazy, there?s also plenty that?s just plain weird (other than Axl?s cornrows, it-must-be-Botox looks and, well, taking 15 years to finish this thing). ?Madagascar? samples Martin Luther King?s ?Free at last?.!? and the world may never quite know why. ?Sorry? sounds beamed in from Pluto. The opening 28 seconds of ?Better? sound for all the world like the avant-pop of underground faves Deerhoof.

Every song has at least three or four parts fighting for attention. And Axl probably lavished his love and time on all of them, saying what he must have said to countless hot tub companions: ?Girls, you?re all pretty.?

Even being sold exclusively at Best Buy, ?Chinese Democracy? is going to sell through the roof; curiosity alone will drive plenty of purchases.

Which isn?t all that surprising. Rose and company have delivered a monster ? misshapen, strange and sometimes very, very powerful.

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Title: Re: Chinese Democracy Review Thread
Post by: Olorin on November 19, 2008, 07:39:25 PM
Finally hearing 'Chinese Democracy' for the first time, under heavy guard at GN'R's UK record company, is a surreal experience. How can it ever live up to the legend, or justify its ludicrous gestation period?

Needless to say, it can't, but it is a remarkable and often exhilarating album. Across the 71 minutes, there are only the vaguest hints of the Nine Inch Nails-style industrial sound, with which Rose was reputedly toying. Instead, the music is densely layered, obviously using the computer programme ProTools. A vast armoury of instrumentation - strings, brass, programmed drums, synthesizers, samples, lots of piano (Rose's instrument), as well as traditional rock guitar/bass/drums - is crammed in there, often on the same track. The most immediately satisfying ones are punchier, punky numbers like 'Scraped', or the hi-tech, poppy confection, 'If The World'. 'There Was A Time', on the other hand, feels like a Bond theme, full of melodrama, but it doesn't half go on.

Generally, the songs are epic, long-winded, cleverly stitched together, and subject to constant mood swings - much like Axl himself. Rose sings in many voices - sneering, raging, crowing, opening his battered heart.

Yet his presence, beyond question, is phenomenal, unrivalled in contemporary rock.

On that strength alone, 'Chinese Democracy' deserves to sell a good few million, if not the 28 million accrued by GN'R's debut. For that, it would need a 'Sweet Child O' Mine' or a 'Paradise City' - a box which remains unticked. Worse, Rose writes like a man who hasn't glimpsed reality for many moons. His songs are no longer about universal experiences like going out on the lash, or simply falling for a babe. Most, such as the mewling 'This I Love', are transparently and vindictively addressed to Stephanie Seymour. One can only hope that the album's completion, coupled with a fresh blast of stadium adulation, will finally help him get over her.




This was the 'review-part' of the article from telegraph.co.uk

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/arts/main.jhtml?xml=/arts/2008/11/20/bmgnr120.xml (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/arts/main.jhtml?xml=/arts/2008/11/20/bmgnr120.xml)

What a fucking dick. 3 quarters of that article was just bashing for no reason, then a few paragraphs at the bottom saying, "oh by the way, the albums great"

Fucking twat.


Title: Re: Chinese Democracy Review Thread
Post by: cybercurves on November 19, 2008, 07:41:59 PM
Author Chuck Klosterman reviews Chinese Democracy and gives it an A-

Anyone heard of this guy?  He gave the album pretty good review:

http://www.avclub.com/content/feature/chuck_klosterman_reviews

Sorry I couldn't post the review here, it was too long, lol.




Title: Re: Chinese Democracy Review Thread
Post by: martyngnr on November 20, 2008, 09:57:26 AM
Well the readers of NME.COM have spoken.

http://www.nme.com/news/guns-n-roses/41162

As far as i am concerned the fact that the scenester twats who read the NME don't like Chinese Democracy means that the album will be fantastic!  :peace:


Title: Re: Chinese Democracy Review Thread
Post by: TWT on November 20, 2008, 10:08:37 AM
Finally hearing 'Chinese Democracy' for the first time, under heavy guard at GN'R's UK record company, is a surreal experience. How can it ever live up to the legend, or justify its ludicrous gestation period?

Needless to say, it can't, but it is a remarkable and often exhilarating album. Across the 71 minutes, there are only the vaguest hints of the Nine Inch Nails-style industrial sound, with which Rose was reputedly toying. Instead, the music is densely layered, obviously using the computer programme ProTools. A vast armoury of instrumentation - strings, brass, programmed drums, synthesizers, samples, lots of piano (Rose's instrument), as well as traditional rock guitar/bass/drums - is crammed in there, often on the same track. The most immediately satisfying ones are punchier, punky numbers like 'Scraped', or the hi-tech, poppy confection, 'If The World'. 'There Was A Time', on the other hand, feels like a Bond theme, full of melodrama, but it doesn't half go on.

Generally, the songs are epic, long-winded, cleverly stitched together, and subject to constant mood swings - much like Axl himself. Rose sings in many voices - sneering, raging, crowing, opening his battered heart.

Yet his presence, beyond question, is phenomenal, unrivalled in contemporary rock.

On that strength alone, 'Chinese Democracy' deserves to sell a good few million, if not the 28 million accrued by GN'R's debut. For that, it would need a 'Sweet Child O' Mine' or a 'Paradise City' - a box which remains unticked. Worse, Rose writes like a man who hasn't glimpsed reality for many moons. His songs are no longer about universal experiences like going out on the lash, or simply falling for a babe. Most, such as the mewling 'This I Love', are transparently and vindictively addressed to Stephanie Seymour. One can only hope that the album's completion, coupled with a fresh blast of stadium adulation, will finally help him get over her.




This was the 'review-part' of the article from telegraph.co.uk

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/arts/main.jhtml?xml=/arts/2008/11/20/bmgnr120.xml (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/arts/main.jhtml?xml=/arts/2008/11/20/bmgnr120.xml)

What a fucking dick. 3 quarters of that article was just bashing for no reason, then a few paragraphs at the bottom saying, "oh by the way, the albums great"

Fucking twat.

That's what I thought, too. When I was over halfway through the review and had only read about stuff like Axl 'firing all the original members' and nothing whatsoever about the album, I thought this was only going one way. It just goes to show, we can agree that positive reviews can be just a shit as the negative ones!


Title: Re: Chinese Democracy Review Thread
Post by: T-Bone on November 20, 2008, 10:44:18 AM
From the Los Angeles Times:

'Chinese Democracy' is here. Finally. Not joking. Axl Rose's belabored creation is certainly weird, and it might be wonderful.

http://www.orlandosentinel.com/entertainment/sfl-1120-guns-n-roses,0,2001927.story


Title: Re: Chinese Democracy Review Thread
Post by: Ali on November 20, 2008, 11:03:15 AM
From the Los Angeles Times:

'Chinese Democracy' is here. Finally. Not joking. Axl Rose's belabored creation is certainly weird, and it might be wonderful.

http://www.orlandosentinel.com/entertainment/sfl-1120-guns-n-roses,0,2001927.story

Sounds pretty positive.  That's great considering it is the band's hometown newspaper.

Ali


Title: Re: Chinese Democracy Review Thread
Post by: Josh on November 20, 2008, 11:53:47 AM
Not so much a review, but a brief story on Chinese Democracy and more specifically the Myspace release.  From Reuters, as linked from DrudgeReport.com:

http://www.reuters.com/article/technologyNews/idUSTRE4AJ08G20081120?feedType=RSS&feedName=technologyNews&rpc=22&sp=true


Title: Re: Chinese Democracy Review Thread
Post by: duga on November 20, 2008, 12:38:09 PM
The first Swedish review?

http://sydsvenskan.se/nojen/skivrecensioner/article391357/Chinese-Democracy.html gives CD 3/5.


Title: Re: Chinese Democracy Review Thread
Post by: sky dog on November 20, 2008, 12:55:09 PM
From the Los Angeles Times:

'Chinese Democracy' is here. Finally. Not joking. Axl Rose's belabored creation is certainly weird, and it might be wonderful.

http://www.orlandosentinel.com/entertainment/sfl-1120-guns-n-roses,0,2001927.story

Sounds pretty positive.  That's great considering it is the band's hometown newspaper.

Ali

that was a great article


Title: Re: Chinese Democracy Review Thread
Post by: neon2002 on November 20, 2008, 01:18:50 PM
http://network.nationalpost.com/np/blogs/theampersand/archive/2008/11/20/live-blog-listening-to-guns-n-roses-chinese-democracy-for-the-first-time.aspx

National Post (Canadian National Newspaper) reviews each song.

 :beer:


Title: Re: Chinese Democracy Review Thread
Post by: Mechanical-Worm on November 20, 2008, 01:52:59 PM
I was rather suprised by the rating that Rolling Stone gave this - but I also was expecting it as well.


Title: Re: Chinese Democracy Review Thread
Post by: markreed on November 20, 2008, 02:03:54 PM
http://www.thefinalword.co.uk/content/view/754/25/

This is my review of the album, for my website. The album is an absolute masterpiece.


Title: Re: Chinese Democracy Review Thread
Post by: Josh on November 20, 2008, 03:22:32 PM
New York Times review.  Not so hot, but I can only hope their readers pick up on the irony of blasting the band for the album's unnecessary extravagance while reeling off melodramatic phrases like, "...that besieged antihero alone against the world, when he?s sharing his bunker with a cast of thousands." 


http://www.nytimes.com/2008/11/23/arts/music/23pare.html?hp


Title: Re: Chinese Democracy Review Thread
Post by: Continental Drift on November 20, 2008, 03:58:26 PM
New York Times review.  Not so hot, but I can only hope their readers pick up on the irony of blasting the band for the album's unnecessary extravagance while reeling off melodramatic phrases like, "...that besieged antihero alone against the world, when he?s sharing his bunker with a cast of thousands." 


http://www.nytimes.com/2008/11/23/arts/music/23pare.html?hp

No sweat... It's Jon Pareles!!! He and Axl have had a running feud going on for years now!! That's practically a 5 star review from Pareles considering how much he hates Axl.:hihi: :peace:


Title: Re: Chinese Democracy Review Thread
Post by: TWT on November 20, 2008, 04:01:33 PM
It's being soundly beaten by AC/DC's and Metallica's latest borefests on Metacritic so far.

http://www.metacritic.com/music/artists/gunsnroses/chinesedemocracy?q=guns%20n'%20roses

Disgusting.

Looks like The Guardian has had a small change of heart since Cunty McSpacker's earlier 'review'  : ok:

http://www.guardian.co.uk/music/2008/nov/21/guns-n-roses-chinese-democracy


Title: Re: Chinese Democracy Review Thread
Post by: duga on November 20, 2008, 04:38:42 PM
The second swedish review: http://www.na.se/meny/recension.asp?page=1&id=0&nr=16856 <- 4/5  :beer:


Title: Re: Chinese Democracy Review Thread
Post by: Ali on November 20, 2008, 04:48:45 PM
New York Times review.  Not so hot, but I can only hope their readers pick up on the irony of blasting the band for the album's unnecessary extravagance while reeling off melodramatic phrases like, "...that besieged antihero alone against the world, when he?s sharing his bunker with a cast of thousands." 


http://www.nytimes.com/2008/11/23/arts/music/23pare.html?hp

No sweat... It's Jon Pareles!!! He and Axl have had a running feud going on for years now!! That's practically a 5 star review from Pareles considering how much he hates Axl.:hihi: :peace:

Exactly.  People outside these forums may say otherwise and bash us for mentioning it, but John Pareles is hardly an objective party without any predisposition towards disliking Axl and GN'R.  Wasn't it at the 2002 MSG gig that Axl mentioned him by name from the stage?  I'm sorry, but the guy has an agenda, just like Mick Wall.

Ali


Title: Re: Chinese Democracy Review Thread
Post by: mrarkadin on November 20, 2008, 05:58:39 PM
New York Times review.  Not so hot, but I can only hope their readers pick up on the irony of blasting the band for the album's unnecessary extravagance while reeling off melodramatic phrases like, "...that besieged antihero alone against the world, when he?s sharing his bunker with a cast of thousands." 


http://www.nytimes.com/2008/11/23/arts/music/23pare.html?hp

No sweat... It's Jon Pareles!!! He and Axl have had a running feud going on for years now!! That's practically a 5 star review from Pareles considering how much he hates Axl.:hihi: :peace:


Exactly.  People outside these forums may say otherwise and bash us for mentioning it, but John Pareles is hardly an objective party without any predisposition towards disliking Axl and GN'R.  Wasn't it at the 2002 MSG gig that Axl mentioned him by name from the stage?  I'm sorry, but the guy has an agenda, just like Mick Wall.

Ali


Not everyone will get the album. What he calls pretentious and overblown, I call something completely different. I'd rather have someone try for something great and maybe fail a little than try for something absolutely small and succeed. He's banking on the album failing commercially and I hope he's wrong.


Title: Re: Chinese Democracy Review Thread
Post by: Ali on November 20, 2008, 06:01:38 PM
New York Times review.  Not so hot, but I can only hope their readers pick up on the irony of blasting the band for the album's unnecessary extravagance while reeling off melodramatic phrases like, "...that besieged antihero alone against the world, when he?s sharing his bunker with a cast of thousands." 


http://www.nytimes.com/2008/11/23/arts/music/23pare.html?hp

No sweat... It's Jon Pareles!!! He and Axl have had a running feud going on for years now!! That's practically a 5 star review from Pareles considering how much he hates Axl.:hihi: :peace:


Exactly.  People outside these forums may say otherwise and bash us for mentioning it, but John Pareles is hardly an objective party without any predisposition towards disliking Axl and GN'R.  Wasn't it at the 2002 MSG gig that Axl mentioned him by name from the stage?  I'm sorry, but the guy has an agenda, just like Mick Wall.

Ali


Not everyone will get the album. What he calls pretentious and overblown, I call something completely different. I'd rather have someone try for something great and maybe fail a little than try for something absolutely small and succeed. He's banking on the album failing commercially and I hope he's wrong.

I don't think that it's just him not getting the album.  I think his history with GN'R and Axl predisposes him towards not liking the record.  That makes it hard for me put any stock in his review, despite being well-written.

Ali


Title: Re: Chinese Democracy Review Thread
Post by: Cocaine__tongue on November 20, 2008, 06:24:23 PM
http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/music_blog/2008/11/album-review-gu.html


Title: Re: Chinese Democracy Review Thread
Post by: slashedtires on November 20, 2008, 06:41:26 PM
http://www.chartattack.com/reviews/63018/chinese-democracy-totally-worth-it



Title: Re: Chinese Democracy Review Thread
Post by: sandman on November 20, 2008, 06:42:14 PM
WOW! best review i've read so far. she states well what i have tried to communicate to friends. she truly captures the essence of the album IMO.

tons of great quotes, but my favorite is this...

""Chinese Democracy" is a test for contemporary ears, an album that turns in upon itself instead of reaching out to instantly become a ring tone."


Title: Re: Chinese Democracy Review Thread
Post by: GeraldFord on November 20, 2008, 06:46:05 PM
Quote
http://www.chartattack.com/reviews/63018/chinese-democracy-totally-worth-it
Quote
Let's cut through the bullshit right off the top: Chinese Democracy is the second-best album to have the Guns N' Roses moniker on it.
  : ok:


Title: Re: Chinese Democracy Review Thread
Post by: SLCPUNK on November 20, 2008, 06:52:38 PM
http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/music_blog/2008/11/album-review-gu.html

Great review, embarrassing comments though.


Title: Re: Chinese Democracy Review Thread
Post by: mrarkadin on November 20, 2008, 07:08:25 PM
http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/music_blog/2008/11/album-review-gu.html

Great review, embarrassing comments though.


That's the public there, can't get through 100 words without getting itchy. This album has provoked some unusually thoughtful notices.

Axl has a lot of Welles in him. Uncompromising genius, misunderstood etc. Welles worked 30 years on his self financed Don Quixote. Production lasted so long that the films stars died off midway through and eventually Orson had to dub in his own voice during edits. He never finished the film and it languishes in canisters somewhere in Spain.


Title: Re: Chinese Democracy Review Thread
Post by: draguns on November 20, 2008, 07:08:50 PM
I just want to post a link from my employer regarding the review of  Chinese Democracy: www.bloomberg.com/apps/news?pid=20601088&sid=aSdwlDcL0zyY&refer=muse.


Title: Re: Chinese Democracy Review Thread
Post by: GeraldFord on November 20, 2008, 07:11:36 PM
I just want to post a link from my employer regarding the review of  Chinese Democracy: www.bloomberg.com/apps/news?pid=20601088&sid=aSdwlDcL0zyY&refer=muse.

Seems to have liked the album, and then goes on to give it two stars?  ::)


Title: Re: Chinese Democracy Review Thread
Post by: ShotgunBlues1978 on November 20, 2008, 07:16:01 PM
LA Times review is the best one I've read

Not surprising, since Ann Powers provided the best review of the title track

She seems to have better perspective on what really drives Axl than any of the other reviewers out there and obviously listened to the album thoroughly before reviewing it.  Great stuff


Title: Re: Chinese Democracy Review Thread
Post by: GeraldFord on November 20, 2008, 07:18:01 PM
The New York Times review is the worst review thus far. I'm also betting on Erlewine trashing the album over at the AMG.


Title: Re: Chinese Democracy Review Thread
Post by: ShotgunBlues1978 on November 20, 2008, 07:35:15 PM
The New York Times review is the worst review thus far. I'm also betting on Erlewine trashing the album over at the AMG.

Well, the New York Times was definitely on the negative side, although it's not the worst review I've ever read.  I mean at least the guy tried to back up his opinion even though I completely disagree with him

But I really wonder if authors like that guy even have a slight recognition of the irony in calling Axl or his music pretentious when they write articles that try so hard to be clever, witty and brilliant with their pot shots (and fall way short of the mark)


Title: Re: Chinese Democracy Review Thread
Post by: Ali on November 20, 2008, 07:46:47 PM
USA Today (3 out of 4 stars):

http://www.usatoday.com/life/music/reviews/2008-11-20-guns-roses-democracy_N.htm

Ali


Title: Re: Chinese Democracy Review Thread
Post by: Continental Drift on November 20, 2008, 07:47:07 PM
The New York Times review is worthless and should be avoided at all costs.

Jon Pareles reviewing anything Guns N' Roses carries about as much credibility as a Sean Hannity biography of Barack Obama.

Complete garbage. : ok:


Title: Re: Chinese Democracy Review Thread
Post by: GeraldFord on November 20, 2008, 07:54:03 PM
USA Today (3 out of 4 stars):

http://www.usatoday.com/life/music/reviews/2008-11-20-guns-roses-democracy_N.htm

Ali

Quote
Chinese sags when Rose indulges melodramatic tendencies in the cheeseball Street of Dreams and overwrought There Was a Time. Bloat results elsewhere as Rose's studio rat-packing brings a brass band, choirs, hip-hop rhythms, movie dialogue and snippets of Martin Luther King Jr. into the mix. And his tech fixation buries GNR's former menacing grit and swagger under ProTools and digital editors.

Okay--USA today still gives the album 3 stars (of 4) which isn't bad. Don't see how TWAT is overwrought though...great song, my God that's a great fucking song...

Quote
But I really wonder if authors like that guy even have a slight recognition of the irony in calling Axl or his music pretentious when they write articles that try so hard to be clever, witty and brilliant with their pot shots (and fall way short of the mark)

That's Stephen Thomas Erlewine in a nutshell. Even his name is pretentious.


Title: Re: Chinese Democracy Review Thread
Post by: sandman on November 20, 2008, 07:59:26 PM
The New York Times review is worthless and should be avoided at all costs.

Jon Pareles reviewing anything Guns N' Roses carries about as much credibility as a Sean Hannity biography of Barack Obama.

Complete garbage. : ok:

Bingo. Cleary the newspaper has an agenda. and for anyone that forgets (or wasn't born yet), here's a little refresher....

(Rolling Stone Interview)

When you were in New York recently, you took offense at a review Jon Pareles wrote in the 'New York Times' and invited him to come onstage to talk about it. (Pareles, reviewing a December G n' R show at Madison Square Garden, described the audience as "oddly restrained." Pareles was invited to come to the following night's show and "tell the crowd why they weren't having a good time.")

I was actually just going to sit down and talk. I wasn't going to make him look like an ass.

Still, he would've been walking into a minefield. No matter what he said, they'd boo him and cheer you.

He didn't have the balls to stand behind what he wrote, and he got exposed.

A lot of people would say that in inviting him to talk about that on your turf, you were the one who didn't have the balls. Why didn't you call him and talk about it personally on neutral territory?

I'm not gonna make the New York Times any more money. It was an obnoxious piece. It was shit journalism. He could've written: "I didn't like the show, personally. I think they suck." Okay, fine. Cool. You can think we suck, and I can think you're an asshole. But don't just try to make it look like nobody enjoyed it.

Couldn't he have been just calling it like he saw it?

Then that's a person with some severe fucking personal problems, and he has no business being there writing about our show. It's a different crowd at a G n' R show now than it used to be. He didn't understand it. Most people that have been into G n' R for years don't understand it, but they can feel it. Having a nice time is weird for people that don't have nice times in their lives. When you don't really know what a nice time is, a nice time is for pussies.



Title: Re: Chinese Democracy Review Thread
Post by: ShotgunBlues1978 on November 20, 2008, 07:59:51 PM
That's Stephen Thomas Erlewine in a nutshell. Even his name is pretentious.

Oh yeah.  I mean his name sounds like something that was tossed out when the Family Guy writers were trying to come up with names for the writers of the New Yorker (none of whom have an anus)


Title: Re: Chinese Democracy Review Thread
Post by: ShotgunBlues1978 on November 20, 2008, 08:01:57 PM
The New York Times review is worthless and should be avoided at all costs.

Jon Pareles reviewing anything Guns N' Roses carries about as much credibility as a Sean Hannity biography of Barack Obama.

Complete garbage. : ok:

Bingo. Cleary the newspaper has an agenda. and for anyone that forgets (or wasn't born yet), here's a little refresher....

(Rolling Stone Interview)

When you were in New York recently, you took offense at a review Jon Pareles wrote in the 'New York Times' and invited him to come onstage to talk about it. (Pareles, reviewing a December G n' R show at Madison Square Garden, described the audience as "oddly restrained." Pareles was invited to come to the following night's show and "tell the crowd why they weren't having a good time.")

I was actually just going to sit down and talk. I wasn't going to make him look like an ass.

Still, he would've been walking into a minefield. No matter what he said, they'd boo him and cheer you.

He didn't have the balls to stand behind what he wrote, and he got exposed.

A lot of people would say that in inviting him to talk about that on your turf, you were the one who didn't have the balls. Why didn't you call him and talk about it personally on neutral territory?

I'm not gonna make the New York Times any more money. It was an obnoxious piece. It was shit journalism. He could've written: "I didn't like the show, personally. I think they suck." Okay, fine. Cool. You can think we suck, and I can think you're an asshole. But don't just try to make it look like nobody enjoyed it.

Couldn't he have been just calling it like he saw it?

Then that's a person with some severe fucking personal problems, and he has no business being there writing about our show. It's a different crowd at a G n' R show now than it used to be. He didn't understand it. Most people that have been into G n' R for years don't understand it, but they can feel it. Having a nice time is weird for people that don't have nice times in their lives. When you don't really know what a nice time is, a nice time is for pussies.



Wow, that puts a whole new spin on it for me


Title: Re: Chinese Democracy Review Thread
Post by: FunkyMonkey on November 20, 2008, 08:18:03 PM
http://www.chartattack.com/reviews/63018/chinese-democracy-totally-worth-it



Let's cut through the bullshit right off the top: Chinese Democracy is the second-best album to have the Guns N' Roses moniker on it. Fourteen years, $13 million, Slash, Izzy and Duff were all lost in the making of Chinese Democracy, and you know what? It was totally worth it.

Axl Rose may be the most divisive musician of our time, but you can't argue with his one-in-a-billion voice, which is in full effect throughout Democracy. The snarly "Welcome To The Jungle," the she-devil scream, the soulful "November Rain" voice? Yeah, they're all here, and then some.

Chinese Democracy is too god-damn necessary. At some point, rockers stopped dreaming of making Led Zeppelin IV or The Replacements' Tim and settled for making generic critic-proof boredom that can be toured on.

Keep screaming for the heavens, Axl. I'll be there. Just give me the next album sooner, please.


He liked it.  :)





Title: Re: Chinese Democracy Review Thread
Post by: Tynia on November 20, 2008, 08:26:42 PM
Don't know if I should put it here, but there is whole article about Axl with some vintage and up-to-date pics in Polish weekly mag called "Przekr?j" entitled: "Thorny Rose" subtile: "Axl Rose - the last real rock star is coming back". The most interesting is the last short paragraph saying about Dr. Pepper joke on G N'R and now giving away the free soda: "They underrated Axl. Or maybe we all didn't appreciate him? Maybe general Rose played with us a strategic game for life? He waited Kurt Coabain and hip-hop to pass, gave us time to get borred with Thom York and neo-rock youngsters without a face, he let us to understand, that eventhough rock idols used to annoy us, but we can't live without them. And he kindly came back".  8)


Title: Re: Chinese Democracy Review Thread
Post by: frankovc on November 20, 2008, 08:44:53 PM
Greetings to all;
Like u guys I have been a GNR fan since I was in my mom's womb.

I always enter here and read the board before getting to work, but I never have time to write.
But NOW I HAVE TIME, and I am mad!!! If you go to the Perez Hilton webpage he is talking sh@#%t Chinese Democracy saying that it's getting only bad reviews.  We need to send him emails about all the good reviews it's getting, cuz the only one he shows is the one in the NYTIMES



Title: Re: Chinese Democracy Review Thread
Post by: bazgnr on November 20, 2008, 09:10:25 PM
USA Today just posted the following review:

http://www.usatoday.com/life/music/reviews/2008-11-20-guns-roses-democracy_N.htm

 
 By Edna Gundersen, USA TODAY
The nervy, enthralling thickets of hard-rock riffola and cascades of wrathful pain will come as no surprise to Guns N' Roses fans. The biggest shocker is that Chinese Democracy (* * * out of four) is here at all after 15 years, 14 studios and an estimated $13 million.
Erratic r?sum? aside, much of the 71-minute album, due Sunday at Best Buy and iTunes, packs an undeniable wallop. Axl Rose's feral yowl remains potent and pliable. Though the futuristic industrial sound he once promised is in short supply, he leans heavily on synthesizers, samples and machined beats without abandoning metallic rock drama, especially in convulsive guitar wig-outs. Such hyperactive bashers as Shackler's Revenge and the title track recall GNR splendor, and Rose displays a nimble contemporary touch in techno-poppy If the World.

Chinese sags when Rose indulges melodramatic tendencies in the cheeseball Street of Dreams and overwrought There Was a Time. Bloat results elsewhere as Rose's studio rat-packing brings a brass band, choirs, hip-hop rhythms, movie dialogue and snippets of Martin Luther King Jr. into the mix. And his tech fixation buries GNR's former menacing grit and swagger under ProTools and digital editors. Lyrics? Rants from a hothead narcissist shut-in, bristling with paranoia and spite. Rose conjures magic in a studio, but it's a suffocating lifestyle.



Title: Re: Chinese Democracy Review Thread
Post by: axlroselegend on November 20, 2008, 09:49:32 PM

My own review is all the matters people and this album is Awesome!
It is great to see good reviews and all but once Axl (the artist) is happy enough to put record out and I as a fan love the record...i am made up man...Love it
Not going to let any negativity bring me down, i'll defend this album to the hills

Chinese Democracy is a winner in my book.


Title: Re: Chinese Democracy Review Thread
Post by: neuby87 on November 20, 2008, 10:07:41 PM
the most beutiful album I have ever heard...Period!!! My favs...Street of Dreams, Catcher in the Rye, There Was A Time, Sorry, and Shacklers Revenge...ahhh every damn song is amazing   :yes:


Title: Re: Chinese Democracy Review Thread
Post by: Continental Drift on November 20, 2008, 10:09:06 PM
Greetings to all;
Like u guys I have been a GNR fan since I was in my mom's womb.

I always enter here and read the board before getting to work, but I never have time to write.
But NOW I HAVE TIME, and I am mad!!! If you go to the Perez Hilton webpage he is talking sh@#%t Chinese Democracy saying that it's getting only bad reviews.  We need to send him emails about all the good reviews it's getting, cuz the only one he shows is the one in the NYTIMES



YES. Absolutely flood his board with posts and the Rolling Stone review- if nothing else- to influence the people that read that board. Forget about Perez personally though- he's a lost cause who has decided that he gets more attention for cutting on Axl than praising him (and he's probably right unfortunately). Anyway, the reviews are basically running at a ratio of 5 or 6 to 1 in terms of positive v. negative- so Perez is obviously divorced from reality- or pressing his own agenda.


Title: Re: Chinese Democracy Review Thread
Post by: SLCPUNK on November 20, 2008, 10:58:01 PM
Please, lets not harass people/boards who may have different opinions, it's embarrassing.


Title: Re: Chinese Democracy Review Thread
Post by: Continental Drift on November 20, 2008, 11:05:49 PM
Please, lets not harass people/boards who may have different opinions, it's embarrassing.

Disagree. Different opinions are fine. We should stick up for Axl and the band though against those that have some sort of vested interest in seeing him fail and use their influence to the best of their abilities to make it happen. Pareles for sure qualifies under that category... and Perez Hilton is running a close 2nd.

This album only gets released once. If the general public decides to take a pass on their own... fine. It would be a shame to see it get de-railed by non-objective douche bags with an axe to grind though.

Just my opinion.


Title: Re: Chinese Democracy Review Thread
Post by: badapple81 on November 20, 2008, 11:08:18 PM
Quite simply:

The album is beautiful, awesome.

It's to 10 years worth in my opinion. But I don't think it has been worked on for 10 years straight. Let's keep that in mind. It's been a drawn out process getting it done, legal issues, replacing members throughout etc. So I don't think it should be reviewed in terms of it's strength vs time.

The lyrics are unforgettable and just beautiful, particulary This I Love and Prostitute. I haven't quite made my mind up yet but my gut feeling is that the music doesn't quite stand up to the lyrics on those tracks. Of course it's early days.

Better, There Was A Time.. all just epic, beautiful tracks.


Title: Re: Chinese Democracy Review Thread
Post by: badapple81 on November 20, 2008, 11:12:14 PM
I've already changed my mind on This I Love. The music is simpler than I imagined but compliments the beautiful lyrics and Axl's soft voice just perfectly.


Title: Re: Chinese Democracy Review Thread
Post by: Eazy E on November 20, 2008, 11:19:48 PM
USA Today (3 out of 4 stars):

http://www.usatoday.com/life/music/reviews/2008-11-20-guns-roses-democracy_N.htm

Ali

Skip:  "There Was A Time"

....

Are you KIDDING ME?!?!?!


Title: Re: Chinese Democracy Review Thread
Post by: Continental Drift on November 20, 2008, 11:22:48 PM
I've already changed my mind on This I Love. The music is simpler than I imagined but compliments the beautiful lyrics and Axl's soft voice just perfectly.

"This I Love" is vintage Guns N' Roses. That's one of the primary tracks that destroys the argument that this is NOT a Guns N' Roses album IMHO (with help from "Catcher In The Rye", "Street of Dreams" and "Prostitute"). Those tracks are the thread that reaches back to the Illusions disks. Axl pulled it off. This is not only a great album... it's a great "Guns N' Roses" album in every sense.


Title: Re: Chinese Democracy Review Thread
Post by: badapple81 on November 20, 2008, 11:25:07 PM
I've already changed my mind on This I Love. The music is simpler than I imagined but compliments the beautiful lyrics and Axl's soft voice just perfectly.

"This I Love" is vintage Guns N' Roses. That's one of the primary tracks that destroys the argument that this is NOT a Guns N' Roses album IMHO (with help from "Catcher In The Rye", "Street of Dreams" and "Prostitute"). Those tracks are the thread that reaches back to the Illusions disks. Axl pulled it off. This is not only a great album... it's a great "Guns N' Roses" album in every sense.

You have nailed it.

The variety and the extremes he takes this album too IS vintage Guns N' Roses, just as he/they did on UYI.


Title: Re: Chinese Democracy Review Thread
Post by: Dr. Blutarsky on November 20, 2008, 11:28:48 PM
The more I hear it, the more it hits me...this album is phenomenal. Been streaming it on MySpace most of the evening.


Title: Re: Chinese Democracy Review Thread
Post by: NEWportTimbo on November 20, 2008, 11:36:51 PM
Most casual fans of music who barley know GNR always view them through SCOM,Paradise City, and November Rain for the most part.  Because of that they listen to the album through those ears.

Some reviewers are not unlike those casual listeners...

Timbo


Title: Re: Chinese Democracy Review Thread
Post by: badapple81 on November 20, 2008, 11:40:14 PM
I think casual listeners will enjoy tracks like Chinese Democracy, Street of Dreams and This I Love.

I can't stop calling it The Blues.. always have to correct myself and delete it!


Title: Re: Chinese Democracy Review Thread
Post by: NEWportTimbo on November 20, 2008, 11:43:50 PM
I think casual listeners will enjoy tracks like Chinese Democracy, Street of Dreams and This I Love.

I can't stop calling it The Blues.. always have to correct myself and delete it!
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I am still having a hard time getting into This I Love.  I am listening to it right now, and it is just hard for me to appreciate.  I guess I have to give it time.


Timbo


Title: Re: Chinese Democracy Review Thread
Post by: NEWportTimbo on November 20, 2008, 11:44:31 PM
well i screwed up my above post, but you get the idea...


Title: Re: Chinese Democracy Review Thread
Post by: Eazy E on November 20, 2008, 11:56:39 PM
Chinese Democracy has been added to www.metacritic.com which compiles reviews and provides a score for the album, right now it has a 60/100 (Mixed/Average - based on 6 reviews).

Edit - They also have artwork posted different from the bicycle picture, I thought the picture that's up there now was fan-made?


Title: Re: Chinese Democracy Review Thread
Post by: Smoking Guns on November 21, 2008, 12:13:06 AM
Please, lets not harass people/boards who may have different opinions, it's embarrassing.

Agree.  They are non fans, we know the fans love it!  Getting positive reviews from non fans is awesome and that is what I want to read!  With that you will get some non positive stuff as well.  Who fucking cares. 


Title: Re: Chinese Democracy Review Thread
Post by: Eazy E on November 21, 2008, 12:26:35 AM
How fucking LAME is this review?

http://www.guardian.co.uk/music/2008/nov/09/guns-roses-axl-chinese-democracy
Imagine if 'Chinese Democracy' had never come to pass. Axl Rose would have retained an air of Machiavellian mystery and we would've remained complicit fall guys for the best joke played on the music industry. Now that this half-cocked hard rock anachronism is here, the only laughs are unintentional. Axl: you blew it.

... and that's it.


Title: Re: Chinese Democracy Review Thread
Post by: D on November 21, 2008, 12:29:48 AM
USA Today (3 out of 4 stars):

http://www.usatoday.com/life/music/reviews/2008-11-20-guns-roses-democracy_N.htm

Ali

Skip:  "There Was A Time"

....

Are you KIDDING ME?!?!?!

If u read my detailed review, I have TWAT close to the bottom as well.

I don't get everyone's fascination with this song........Lyrically its the worst on the album till the outro, the solo is ok........ I think its been hugely overrated over the years........... the chorus really doesn't fit well with the music..............

Im not a huge fan of this song either and I have listened twice on Myspace whereas most other songs I have listened to about 10 times each cept for TWAT, Rhiad and IRS.


Title: Re: Chinese Democracy Review Thread
Post by: Smoking Guns on November 21, 2008, 12:30:42 AM
How fucking LAME is this review?

http://www.guardian.co.uk/music/2008/nov/09/guns-roses-axl-chinese-democracy
Imagine if 'Chinese Democracy' had never come to pass. Axl Rose would have retained an air of Machiavellian mystery and we would've remained complicit fall guys for the best joke played on the music industry. Now that this half-cocked hard rock anachronism is here, the only laughs are unintentional. Axl: you blew it.

... and that's it.

That kind of made me chuckle.... Its like now that the album is hear what the fuck are all of us going to do every day.... I will miss our anticipation, but I am so happy album is out now!


Title: Re: Chinese Democracy Review Thread
Post by: duga on November 21, 2008, 12:33:50 AM
Svenska Dagbladet: 4/6.


Title: Re: Chinese Democracy Review Thread
Post by: badapple81 on November 21, 2008, 01:26:46 AM
First Australian review  : ok:

http://www.news.com.au/heraldsun/story/0,21985,24684923-2902,00.html

November 21, 2008 12:00am

AFTER 15 years, the long-awaited album from Guns N'Roses is finally here, but does it live up to all the hype? Read the first Australian review of it here.

After 15 years, 14 recording studios and a reported $20 million budget, Axl Rose  is finally ready to release Guns N'Roses new album: Chinese Democracy.

The most expensive album in rock history hits stores today after being scheduled for release, then swiftly scrapped, each year for the last decade - becoming a long-running joke.

The laughs stop here: the unpunctual Axl Rose has somehow managed to pull it off.

The signs weren't good. Last year at Rod Laver Arena on the premature Chinese Democracy world tour Rose premiered messy, industrial rock songs that sent people off to the bar to wait for Sweet Child O'Mine and Patience.

But his revolving door of bandmates has provided new songwriting partners and new influences to enhance his kitchen-sink musical vision.

Where ex-bandmate Slash continues to peddle rock cliches with Velvet Revolver, here Rose injects everything from Spanish guitar to a touch of country to electronica into Guns N'Roses world - and it works.

His forte is still the bombastic rock epic - half the tracks here stretch past the five minute mark.

One of the best is the immense There Was a Time, - heavy strings, heavy guitar, heavy choir and who knows what else yet still a great tune set to thrill stadiums.

Street of Dreams has a touch of pomp of November Rain, a strong, string-soaked power ballad - the guitars wail, Axl wails over them.

If the World boasts the Flamenco guitar, while next single Bette provides the catchy radio-friendly hard rock moment the title track - it's the weakest moment here.

The melodramatic Catcher in the Rye displays Rose's love of Elton John, but with liberal guitar over the top, while Madagascar is simply over the top but all the better for it.

Rose vents about an ex on self-penned piano ballad This I Love, while Prostitute ends things in a suitably overblown way - he didn't rack up huge studio and orchestral bills for nothing.

However Rose hasn't gone totally soft. Scraped is wall to wall riffage and there's shredding metal guitars and Rose's Cookie Monster-style gruff vocals on Shackler's Revenge.

Axl Rose may have seriously tested his fan's patience but Chinese Democracy is a pretty fine payback - the kind of ambitious and shameless album rock bands just don't make these days.


Title: Re: Chinese Democracy Review Thread
Post by: SLCPUNK on November 21, 2008, 02:10:38 AM
Please, lets not harass people/boards who may have different opinions, it's embarrassing.

Disagree. Different opinions are fine. We should stick up for Axl and the band though against those that have some sort of vested interest in seeing him fail and use their influence to the best of their abilities to make it happen.

There is no need to defend anybodies honor, this ain't the Karate Kid afterall...


Title: Re: Chinese Democracy Review Thread
Post by: Continental Drift on November 21, 2008, 02:19:23 AM
Please, lets not harass people/boards who may have different opinions, it's embarrassing.

Disagree. Different opinions are fine. We should stick up for Axl and the band though against those that have some sort of vested interest in seeing him fail and use their influence to the best of their abilities to make it happen.

There is no need to defend anybodies honor, this ain't the Karate Kid afterall...

Not a question of honor... a question of truth and giving the casual fan a chance to navigate through agenda-driven reviews. We don't need to be dicks about it- Pareles and Hilton, personally, are lost causes- so we need not engage them directly. I don't see anything wrong with making a short post on their sites though alerting people that Rolling Stone, for example, gave the album 4 stars and that the album is NOT getting universally slammed as they would have their readers believe.

I agree though- sometimes these things can backfire and you come across looking even less objective than the writer- so "tone" is key.


Title: Re: Chinese Democracy Review Thread
Post by: TWT on November 21, 2008, 04:42:03 AM
Please, lets not harass people/boards who may have different opinions, it's embarrassing.

Opinions are like arseholes. I'd like to investigate Angela Jolie's opinion more deeply.


Title: Re: Chinese Democracy Review Thread
Post by: Red1 on November 21, 2008, 07:53:01 AM
http://www.musicradar.com/news/guitars/chinese-democracy-review-no-holds-barred-183692 (http://www.musicradar.com/news/guitars/chinese-democracy-review-no-holds-barred-183692)

The first really negative review I have read and very hard to read.


Title: Re: Chinese Democracy Review Thread
Post by: Killingmachine on November 21, 2008, 08:00:55 AM
http://www.musicradar.com/news/guitars/chinese-democracy-review-no-holds-barred-183692 (http://www.musicradar.com/news/guitars/chinese-democracy-review-no-holds-barred-183692)

The first really negative review I have read and very hard to read.

"This album is conclusive proof that Izzy Stradlin was the genuine songwriting talent in Guns N' Roses."

This sentence may be right, but I'd add, Izzy + Slash +Rose was the genuine talent in Guns n' Roses. On the other hand, Chinese Democracy it's no a AFD or Illusion III, but it s a great album anyway.


Title: Re: Chinese Democracy Review Thread
Post by: wells on November 21, 2008, 08:02:31 AM
http://www.musicradar.com/news/guitars/chinese-democracy-review-no-holds-barred-183692 (http://www.musicradar.com/news/guitars/chinese-democracy-review-no-holds-barred-183692)

The first really negative review I have read and very hard to read.

that review is just too fucking funny even to read ... amazing how people that try to be cool because of not liking it turn themselves to clowns in a single review ... not even worth 2,5 minutes of anyone's life ...

v. ..


Title: Re: Chinese Democracy Review Thread
Post by: Red1 on November 21, 2008, 08:07:09 AM
What's frustrating is that one of the reviewers ML is the former long-standing editor of Guitarist Magazine - the most highly respected guitar magazine in the world - so you think he would be writing positive things about the guitar work.

The bit that slags off the TWAT solo almost made me choke!


Title: Re: Chinese Democracy Review Thread
Post by: axe on November 21, 2008, 08:30:49 AM
First they say:

"Three MusicRadar staffers (Chris Vinnicombe, Joe Bosso and Michael Leonard) listened to Chinese Democracy separately ? so as not to influence each other ? and these are our honest opinions of the world's most expensive album ever. We didn't compare opinions before writing."

And after that they use almost the same words and terms pretty much on every song. What a coincidence! How can one agree with another opinion when he hasn't compared opinions before writing his own?


Title: Re: Chinese Democracy Review Thread
Post by: patcooper on November 21, 2008, 08:40:47 AM
i think everyone should defend gnr and chinese democracy over at http://forum.gorillamask.net/forumdisplay.php?f=8
they have a chinese democracy thread there and the majority of posts are trashing gnr and the new record. i say join and post your great opinions about the greatest band in the world. i cant do it on my own.


Title: Re: Chinese Democracy Review Thread
Post by: Death Cube K on November 21, 2008, 08:47:49 AM
http://www.dagbladet.no/kultur/2008/11/21/554975.html

Norwegian tabloid Dagbladet talks shit and gives it a 3/6


Title: Re: Chinese Democracy Review Thread
Post by: Spirit on November 21, 2008, 08:56:58 AM
http://www.dagbladet.no/kultur/2008/11/21/554975.html

Norwegian tabloid Dagbladet talks shit and gives it a 3/6

Good to see that almost all comments from the readers at the bottom of the page are attacking the writer for doing a shitty review. After all, the people buying the record is the most important thing, and it seems like 99% are loving it.


Title: Re: Chinese Democracy Review Thread
Post by: axe on November 21, 2008, 09:04:35 AM
Finnish newspaper Iltalehti put a few local rock stars or "stars" to review the record. 5 was the maximum, and they all gave it 4+ to 5. However, all these guys are well-known Axl supporters. The paper also put their readers to vote: 33% gave it a full 5. http://www.iltalehti.fi/popstars/200811218627042_ps.shtml



Title: Re: Chinese Democracy Review Thread
Post by: Death Cube K on November 21, 2008, 09:14:33 AM
Quote
Good to see that almost all comments from the readers at the bottom of the page are attacking the writer for doing a shitty review. After all, the people buying the record is the most important thing, and it seems like 99% are loving it.

Db are a bunch of wankers. Always has been. They had their mind set about this album in 2002. They just had to fill in the blanks and publish it.


Title: Re: Chinese Democracy Review Thread
Post by: Spirit on November 21, 2008, 09:18:06 AM
Quote
Good to see that almost all comments from the readers at the bottom of the page are attacking the writer for doing a shitty review. After all, the people buying the record is the most important thing, and it seems like 99% are loving it.

Db are a bunch of wankers. Always has been. They had their mind set about this album in 2002. They just had to fill in the blanks and publish it.

Yeah, to paint a little picture of how serious they really are, they actually published a review of each of the leaks a while back with the headline "We've heard Chinese Democracy". Talk about misleading the public.


Title: Re: Chinese Democracy Review Thread
Post by: Death Cube K on November 21, 2008, 09:20:11 AM
Quote
Yeah, to paint a little picture of how serious they really are, they actually published a review of each of the leaks a while back with the headline "We've heard Chinese Democracy". Talk about misleading the public.

Funny when they read the RS article and said "the first review is......positive???"

They have always had to bullshit a few bands...GNR..Motley Crue...TNT...they give crap no matter what


Title: Re: Chinese Democracy Review Thread
Post by: Dr. Blutarsky on November 21, 2008, 09:26:27 AM
http://www.musicradar.com/news/guitars/chinese-democracy-review-no-holds-barred-183692 (http://www.musicradar.com/news/guitars/chinese-democracy-review-no-holds-barred-183692)

The first really negative review I have read and very hard to read.

I couldn't get thru even half of it.  Every sentence is negative, EVERY SENTENCE! Hardly objective. I think they had a bias before they heard it.


Title: Re: Chinese Democracy Review Thread
Post by: Dr. Blutarsky on November 21, 2008, 09:28:42 AM
http://www.dagbladet.no/kultur/2008/11/21/554975.html

Norwegian tabloid Dagbladet talks shit and gives it a 3/6

 I don't know Norwegian, but if the review is that bad maybe that is a good thing.  :hihi:


Title: Re: Chinese Democracy Review Thread
Post by: Red1 on November 21, 2008, 09:43:13 AM
http://www.musicradar.com/news/guitars/chinese-democracy-review-no-holds-barred-183692 (http://www.musicradar.com/news/guitars/chinese-democracy-review-no-holds-barred-183692)

The first really negative review I have read and very hard to read.

I couldn't get thru even half of it.  Every sentence is negative, EVERY SENTENCE! Hardly objective. I think they had a bias before they heard it.

People need to register on there and post their opinion NOW.


Title: Re: Chinese Democracy Review Thread
Post by: sandman on November 21, 2008, 09:49:32 AM
Boston Herald. interesting stuff in here. he makes some good points.

Hell freezes over; ?Chinese Democracy? released

Guns N? Roses return is an Axl Rose coup

By Jed Gottlieb
Friday, November 21, 2008 -

Chinese Democracy (Geffen): A-

What are the dudes who said Guns N? Roses doesn?t work without Slash going to do now?

First things first. ?Chinese Democracy? is great - you can hear it right now as a free stream on MySpace [website] and buy it Sunday at BestBuy. It?s not ?Appetite for Destruction,? but it?s way more consistent than the bloated ?Use Your Illusions.?

Forget that we?ve chased the carrot of new G N? R tunes Axl Rose has cruelly dangled before us for 17 years. Forget that this is likely the most expensive album ever made at a reported $13 million. Forget that the cast from ?Appetite? is long gone. Just listen and you?ll hear the awesome opus Rose intended ?Illusion? to be. Because Slash, Izzy Stradlin and the rest ruined Rose?s vision of ?Illusion,? ?Chinese Democracy? is defined by their absence.

?Chinese Democracy? succeeds because Slash is missing. Slash fans need to face facts: the guitarist was never right for Rose (too much Joe Perry, not enough Brian May); post-?Appetite,? he?s consistently failed to capture his early mad-hatter-run-amok fury.

The guitarists on ?Chinese Democracy? - Buckethead, Bumblefoot, Richard Fortus, Robin Finck and Paul Tobias - use Slash?s dirty blues as a starting point but take it places G N? R?s iconic axe-man could never, and would never, want to go. And the results are wicked cool.

?I.R.S.? tilts between a gentle lilt and a classic ?Appetite? grind. Beneath the lilt are lyrical blues lines. Over the top of the grind are supernovas that reference Tom Morello, Yngwie Malmsteen, Vernon Reid and Slash, too. ?Scraped,? ?Better? and ?If the World,? all vaguely electronic, use this same approach: bursts of straight, lyrical rock guitar, bursts of fast, twisted notes that sound like they?re coming from a malfunctioning cyborg.

The absence you notice most is Stradlin.. G N? R?s second guitarist wrote the band?s straightest rock songs (?Patience,? ?Mr. Brownstone,? ?Think About You?). No Izzy means no good Stones? cops. And because Rose doesn?t do simple well without Stradlin, the weakest tracks on ?Chinese Democracy? are its most typical, specifically the title track and ?Shackler?s Revenge.?

But no Izzy means Rose is free to write what he wants: sagas equal to his best ?Illusion? experiments. Half of ?Chinese Democracy? consists of big, bold, piano-driven operettas directed at his old band mates, himself and his haters.

?Sometimes I feel like the world is on top of me/breaking me down with an endless monotony,? Rose sings on ?Scraped.? Then he adds, ?like a daily affirmation, I am unconquerable.?

So what?s Rose retained from his past life? His Queen fascination is in full bloom. His wicked yowls, howls and growls remain intact, and his obsession with ?Cool Hand Luke? has held - this time incongruously paired with Martin Luther King Jr?s ?I Have a Dream? sound bites and Kashmir-like strings on ?Madagascar.?

Oh, and there?s his ego. Now everybody knows Slash wasn?t the genius in the band.

Download the brooding, black, brilliantly un-?Appetite? tell-off, ?Sorry.?

jgottlieb@bostonherald.com


Title: Re: Chinese Democracy Review Thread
Post by: mrarkadin on November 21, 2008, 09:56:58 AM
Has anybody noticed that metacritic has some fake cover up for Chinese Democracy? I wonder if it's a mistake considering they've been a lot faster to put up negative reviews than the positive notices. This record has made me paranoid.


Title: Re: Chinese Democracy Review Thread
Post by: Red1 on November 21, 2008, 09:58:35 AM
Not sure if it's been posted yet, but the reviewer in The Sun newspaper in the UK gave the album 2.5 / 5



Title: Re: Chinese Democracy Review Thread
Post by: Olorin on November 21, 2008, 10:23:59 AM
Looks like The Guardian has released a proper review, its an average review. 3 out of 5.

http://www.guardian.co.uk/music/2008/nov/21/guns-n-roses-chinese-democracy

I have to agree about the selection of songs sounding like a compilation album, its one of the first things I noticed.
 The sound levels seem to fluctuate occasionaly throughout the record, sometimes within a song. Its like they literally plucked 14 songs from the vault and just put them on the record, not taking time to master them as all whole. To my ear all the songs obviously have been mastered individually, at different times, perhaps by different people using different programs. I thought the final album mastering session would have disguised all that.


Title: Re: Chinese Democracy Review Thread
Post by: Spirit on November 21, 2008, 10:27:07 AM
http://www.side2.no/musikk/anmeldelser/article2413929.ece (http://www.side2.no/musikk/anmeldelser/article2413929.ece)

In Norwegian... 5/6  :beer:

"A beautiful hard-rock album. There's way too few of them"


Title: Re: Chinese Democracy Review Thread
Post by: pilferk on November 21, 2008, 10:34:24 AM
http://www.musicradar.com/news/guitars/chinese-democracy-review-no-holds-barred-183692 (http://www.musicradar.com/news/guitars/chinese-democracy-review-no-holds-barred-183692)

The first really negative review I have read and very hard to read.

that review is just too fucking funny even to read ... amazing how people that try to be cool because of not liking it turn themselves to clowns in a single review ... not even worth 2,5 minutes of anyone's life ...

v. ..

I once read a bad review for Appetite.  It was on a pretty well trafficed music site, by a relatively reputable "reviewer", long after Appetite was released (obviously!).

Hell, I remember hearing a negative review, or two, when Appetite first was released, in some of the music rags.

Given the "status" of this album there are going to be plenty of critics out there who either can't get past it and review it on it's own merits (and not as "the album that took 15+ years to make) or just flat out won't find it to be their cup of tea.  It's gonna happen.

The plus side is...the majority of the press seems to like it.  And even better, the FANS seem to like it.  Not "are paying lip service to it", but genuinely seem to like the material.  I think that's enough....


Title: Re: Chinese Democracy Review Thread
Post by: Mobenrad on November 21, 2008, 10:35:24 AM
Looks like The Guardian has released a proper review, its an average review. 3 out of 5.

http://www.guardian.co.uk/music/2008/nov/21/guns-n-roses-chinese-democracy

I have to agree about the selection of songs sounding like a compilation album, its one of the first things I noticed.
 The sound levels seem to fluctuate occasionaly throughout the record, sometimes within a song. Its like they literally plucked 14 songs from the vault and just put them on the record, not taking time to master them as all whole. To my ear all the songs obviously have been mastered individually, at different times, perhaps by different people using different programs. I thought the final album mastering session would have disguised all that.


That's what they did. They're fitting the rest of the songs from 'the vault' for the other two albums.


Title: Re: Chinese Democracy Review Thread
Post by: Nytunz on November 21, 2008, 11:00:53 AM
http://www.side2.no/musikk/anmeldelser/article2413929.ece (http://www.side2.no/musikk/anmeldelser/article2413929.ece)

In Norwegian... 5/6  :beer:

"A beautiful hard-rock album. There's way too few of them"

Yeah! Good review from side2.no !!

I Love too see how many good reviews this album gets! Guns  N Roses prooved lots of people wrong!  : ok:


Title: Re: Chinese Democracy Review Thread
Post by: Olorin on November 21, 2008, 11:12:25 AM
Not sure if it's been posted yet, but the reviewer in The Sun newspaper in the UK gave the album 2.5 / 5




This is it here:

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/sftw/article1954367.ece


Funny, last week they were praising it  ???


Title: Re: Chinese Democracy Review Thread
Post by: AxlReznor on November 21, 2008, 11:32:35 AM
Not sure if it's been posted yet, but the reviewer in The Sun newspaper in the UK gave the album 2.5 / 5




This is it here:

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/sftw/article1954367.ece


Funny, last week they were praising it  ???

Different people talking about it.  Just because they work for the same (shitty) newspaper, does not mean they're all connected to some hive mind and have identical opinions. ;)


Title: Re: Chinese Democracy Review Thread
Post by: Olorin on November 21, 2008, 01:19:55 PM
Thats got to be sarcasm.


Title: Re: Chinese Democracy Review Thread
Post by: Chuzeville on November 21, 2008, 01:21:56 PM
The NME apparently has a 2-page review. I'd love to read it.


Title: Re: Chinese Democracy Review Thread
Post by: Bodhi on November 21, 2008, 01:45:39 PM
http://www.musicradar.com/news/guitars/chinese-democracy-review-no-holds-barred-183692 (http://www.musicradar.com/news/guitars/chinese-democracy-review-no-holds-barred-183692)

The first really negative review I have read and very hard to read.


well the authors of these reviews must love generic radio rock...Everything they hate about this record is the exact reason why i love it...well you cant please everyone...


Title: Re: Chinese Democracy Review Thread
Post by: DemocracyRose on November 21, 2008, 01:50:14 PM
http://www.musicradar.com/news/guitars/chinese-democracy-review-no-holds-barred-183692 (http://www.musicradar.com/news/guitars/chinese-democracy-review-no-holds-barred-183692)

The first really negative review I have read and very hard to read.


well the authors of these reviews must love generic radio rock...Everything they hate about this record is the exact reason why i love it...well you cant please everyone...

Almost every reviews from Denmark are bad. No surprise. Only a few are good...


Title: Re: Chinese Democracy Review Thread
Post by: dallasgel on November 21, 2008, 04:01:11 PM
Here's another review, not sure if it has been posted:  http://www.culturebully.com/guns-n-roses-chinese-democracy-review#more-10966


Title: Re: Chinese Democracy Review Thread
Post by: thomas on November 21, 2008, 04:05:32 PM
By SANDY COHEN
LOS ANGELES (AP) -- When the last new Guns N' Roses album came out, there were no iPods or digital downloads. There was no "American Idol." No music blogs. No MySpace.

"Use Your Illusion" volumes 1 and 2 instantly topped the charts as simultaneous releases in 1991. Guns N' Roses was one of the hottest bands in rock 'n' roll _ a sure hitmaker and stadium filler. Fans couldn't wait for the new material.

Now, 17 years later, that new material arrives.

With an entirely new lineup _ save for founding frontman Axl Rose _ and after myriad stumbles and delays, Guns N' Roses' "Chinese Democracy" is set for release Sunday.

"Is this going to be 'Snakes on a Plane,' where the buildup is more exciting than the thing itself?" wondered Rob Brunner, senior editor for music at Entertainment Weekly.

Here's a look at the long evolution of the album that time almost forgot.

___

1994: Rose begins work on "Chinese Democracy."

1996: Guitarist Slash quits the band. Drummer Matt Sorum and bassist Duff McKagan follow. "That sort of seemed like the beginning of this album," Brunner said.

1998: Rose assembles a new band, including Nine Inch Nails touring guitarist Robin Finck and former Replacements bassist Tommy Stinson. They begin making music at Rumbo Recorders, where GNR's original lineup recorded parts of its multi-platinum 1987 debut, "Appetite for Destruction."

"That's when people started to think, 'What's he doing?' It seemed pretty bizarre to people who were fans of 'Paradise City,'" Brunner said.

1999: Rose invites Rolling Stone to preview tracks from "Chinese Democracy." The magazine anticipated the album could be released the following year.

2000: Rose hires two new musicians: guitarist Buckethead and drummer Brian "Brain" Mantia. The singer appears onstage for the first time in years during a surprise performance at a small Sunset Strip nightclub.

2001: Rose and the new GNR band perform new material at the House of Blues in Las Vegas.

2002: A cornrowed Rose and his band unveil a new track during a three-song medley at the MTV Video Music Awards. "What was striking about this is how little anyone was talking about the music," Brunner said. "It was all about his appearance and the fact that he showed up. It had nothing to do with the song itself. ... That's when it started seeming like things were not going in the right direction."

2004: Geffen declares that it has spent enough money on "Chinese Democracy" and that it's Rose's "obligation to fund and complete the album." The label releases a Guns N' Roses greatest-hits record. The label did not respond to a phone call and e-mail seeking comment on the album's many delays.

2006: Rose announces that "Chinese Democracy" won't be released in 2006 as planned and sets March 6, 2007, as the new release date. Four tracks from the album leak online.

2007: "Chinese Democracy" does not materialize. More tracks leak online.

2008: In March, Dr Pepper announces it will give a free soda to everyone in America if "Chinese Democracy" is released before the end of the year. (The company says it is making good on its promise.) Two tracks are officially released in the fall: one in the "Rock Band 2" video game and another in the film "Body of Lies." In October, Geffen announces that "Chinese Democracy" will hit stores on Nov. 23. On Nov. 20, the album's 14 tracks stream on MySpace.com.

"This is his shot," Brunner said. "If this doesn't connect now, I don't think anyone, another 15 years from now, will be panting over the long-awaited follow-up to 'Chinese Democracy.'"

___

Dr Pepper is owned by Dr Pepper Snapple Group Inc.

___

On the Net:
http://www.myspace.com/gunsnroses
http://www.drpepper.com
http://www.gunsnroses.com


Copyright 2008 Associated Press. All right reserved. This material may not be published, broadcast, rewritten, or redistributed

http://www.baynews9.com/content/49/2008/11/21/405995.html

http://www.baynews9.com/Search.cfm?search=guns+n%27+roses

this is nice that my local news station is putting guns n' roses back in the spotlight :D  and plus thats a nice pic of axl they have use


Title: Re: Chinese Democracy Review Thread
Post by: Jimmy? on November 21, 2008, 05:36:29 PM
Pretty cool to get a slot on BBC2. Shows how big a deal this album really is!! It's coming up shortly. I'll keep ya posted on what they think!!

It'll start @ 11 btw!  :peace:


Title: Re: Chinese Democracy Review Thread
Post by: Bansidhe on November 21, 2008, 05:40:45 PM
Pretty cool to get a slot on BBC2. Shows how big a deal this album really is!! It's coming up shortly. I'll keep ya posted on what they think!!

It'll start @ 11 btw!  :peace:

Lol just finished watching QI then heard Warky mention it. Worth hearing their "educated opinion". ;D


Title: Re: Chinese Democracy Review Thread
Post by: St_Jimmyuk on November 21, 2008, 05:41:42 PM
don't tell me this not after eddie izzard just started on c4 :(


Title: Re: Chinese Democracy Review Thread
Post by: Jimmy? on November 21, 2008, 05:42:43 PM
don't tell me this not after eddie izzard just started on c4 :(

Sky+ ?


Title: Re: Chinese Democracy Review Thread
Post by: St_Jimmyuk on November 21, 2008, 05:43:28 PM
afraid i am not that privileged until I get my own place, law school is costing me ?11,000 plus maintenance and travel


Title: Re: Chinese Democracy Review Thread
Post by: Jimmy? on November 21, 2008, 05:44:25 PM
afraid i am not that privileged until I get my own place, law school is costing me ?11,000 plus maintenance and travel

Ah that's cool! Toss a coin then. Heads = Izzard, Tails = Guns?


Title: Re: Chinese Democracy Review Thread
Post by: St_Jimmyuk on November 21, 2008, 05:44:53 PM
i think i may find my way to change the channel at 11  : ok:


Title: Re: Chinese Democracy Review Thread
Post by: demo23nz on November 21, 2008, 05:55:19 PM
Ehh... As much as some bad reviews are agenda driven, I'm sure some just honestly don't like it. That happens with any music/art/film. It's not wrong, just opinion.

Besides which, it's not like some of the positive reviews aren't agenda driven. There is probably more than one publication that figures a really positive review will move them up the list for an interview with the man himself...

Not a perfect system, but it's how the game's always been played, so I can't see myself worrying about the reviews too much either way, especially given there's been a handful on both sides of the fence thus far.


Title: Re: Chinese Democracy Review Thread
Post by: Ines_rocks! on November 21, 2008, 06:00:01 PM
I'm really looking forward to the Q's review.


Title: Re: Chinese Democracy Review Thread
Post by: demo23nz on November 21, 2008, 06:03:47 PM
I'm really looking forward to the Q's review.

I'm looking forward to Uncut's. They're not a metal/hard rock mag at all, but they have great reviewers whove introduced me to many great acts, and they gave 'Death Magnetic' a fair hearing, so I'll be interested to see what they say, good or bad...


Title: Re: Chinese Democracy Review Thread
Post by: Bansidhe on November 21, 2008, 06:04:17 PM
Reviews starting now!!! ;D


Title: Re: Chinese Democracy Review Thread
Post by: St_Jimmyuk on November 21, 2008, 06:06:44 PM
im really not sure about this movie


Title: Re: Chinese Democracy Review Thread
Post by: Irish gunner II on November 21, 2008, 06:09:15 PM
I assume it hasn't been on yet ?


Title: Re: Chinese Democracy Review Thread
Post by: Jimmy? on November 21, 2008, 06:10:49 PM
Any minute now!!


Title: Re: Chinese Democracy Review Thread
Post by: St_Jimmyuk on November 21, 2008, 06:10:53 PM
not yet they were reviewing BLINDNESS and now eddie izzards new tour


Title: Re: Chinese Democracy Review Thread
Post by: St_Jimmyuk on November 21, 2008, 06:20:17 PM
here we go


Title: Re: Chinese Democracy Review Thread
Post by: sneeks on November 21, 2008, 06:20:52 PM
It is on now.


Title: Re: Chinese Democracy Review Thread
Post by: St_Jimmyuk on November 21, 2008, 06:23:22 PM
yes and its not putting a positive spin on the album at all


Title: Re: Chinese Democracy Review Thread
Post by: Olorin on November 21, 2008, 06:23:43 PM
Fuck sake, does anybody actually believe she is a fan? Or is she just pathetic pseudo intellectual reading an auto cue. Awful :no:


Title: Re: Chinese Democracy Review Thread
Post by: sneeks on November 21, 2008, 06:24:13 PM
Well she seemed to hate Axl from the outset of the article.


Title: Re: Chinese Democracy Review Thread
Post by: St_Jimmyuk on November 21, 2008, 06:24:18 PM
this guy knows what hes talking about  :) ;D


Title: Re: Chinese Democracy Review Thread
Post by: Jimmy? on November 21, 2008, 06:27:47 PM
Well that was unexpected!!  :o

Thought they were gonna slate it!!!


Title: Re: Chinese Democracy Review Thread
Post by: St_Jimmyuk on November 21, 2008, 06:28:17 PM
well they wanted to :)


Title: Re: Chinese Democracy Review Thread
Post by: demo23nz on November 21, 2008, 06:28:29 PM
It's like being run down by a gleaming silver monster truck driven by Axl Rose...
(imperfect quoting on my part, but you get the gist...)

I think some of you guys are being way too touchy about this, and her initial comments...

For this sort of 'high critique' kind of arts and culture show they're going to look at the good and bad of everything, and I think they've given it a fair hearing and said a lot of positive stuff. That little section of the show will have made a lot of viewers curious to hear it.


Title: Re: Chinese Democracy Review Thread
Post by: sneeks on November 21, 2008, 06:28:32 PM
Oddly she seemed to disagree with her own opinions presented in the original article when discussing it afterwards.


Title: Re: Chinese Democracy Review Thread
Post by: 11 on November 21, 2008, 06:28:45 PM
Couldn't have been any more positive if they had Universial execs on to review it.


Title: Re: Chinese Democracy Review Thread
Post by: Spirit on November 21, 2008, 06:28:59 PM
Well that was unexpected!!  :o

Thought they were gonna slate it!!!

Care to share?  8)


Title: Re: Chinese Democracy Review Thread
Post by: Evolution on November 21, 2008, 06:30:13 PM
Only noticed one mistake in the piece, the woman claiming that Matt was an original member, despite the fact there was a picture of Steven on screen.

Basically, one guy keep repeated how he loved the album, and how bizarre the whole situation is, he even name-checked Riad!


Title: Re: Chinese Democracy Review Thread
Post by: Olorin on November 21, 2008, 06:31:15 PM
The very definition of Pseudo Intellectuals  ::)  Was it a competition to see how  many metaphors and proverbs they could cram into 5 minutes?

Absolute codswallop.


Title: Re: Chinese Democracy Review Thread
Post by: demo23nz on November 21, 2008, 06:31:26 PM
Oddly she seemed to disagree with her own opinions presented in the original article when discussing it afterwards.

Not really. Her intro piece basically said a 14 year gestation could go either way (masterpiece or disaster), and then they basically concluded that against the odds it leans much closer to masterpiece than failure.

Some of their analysis was overblown of course, but that's the sort of discussion the show's viewers enjoy.


Title: Re: Chinese Democracy Review Thread
Post by: Is he struggling? on November 21, 2008, 06:31:37 PM
They really liked it.. or did they?

One minute they were calling it a bizzare masterpiece, the next they were calling it a relic of the 20th century and comparing it to 'Take That being smothered by Judas Priest'  ;D.

Still its the most positive review if seen from the UK media thus far.


Title: Re: Chinese Democracy Review Thread
Post by: Jimmy? on November 21, 2008, 06:31:51 PM
Well that was unexpected!!  :o

Thought they were gonna slate it!!!

Care to share?  8)

Basically said, This album should fail given all the barriers. But the music is fresh, Axl is like a historian of hiself telling his stories, and the guy kept saying "He's pulled it off!".


Title: Re: Chinese Democracy Review Thread
Post by: sneeks on November 21, 2008, 06:33:17 PM
Yeah it was more positive than I expected.


Title: Re: Chinese Democracy Review Thread
Post by: robz150 on November 21, 2008, 06:33:32 PM
A Masterpiece : ok:

Thats what he said

He said he didn't know how Axl did it but he got it completely right
The presenter seemed to be really excited about it
they said they weren't allowed to play any of it and had to sit in a boardroom to listen to it

The Iraq reference was to Riad

They didn't know what the songs were about but decided it was all about Axl/history of Axl

Could be right



Title: Re: Chinese Democracy Review Thread
Post by: Jimmy? on November 21, 2008, 06:34:00 PM
Btw, that has just boosted album sales in the UK. No doubt!

After the bad reviews it has been getting in the papers.


Title: Re: Chinese Democracy Review Thread
Post by: Nighteyes on November 21, 2008, 06:35:37 PM
You think this review will find it's way to the web?


Title: Re: Chinese Democracy Review Thread
Post by: Jimmy? on November 21, 2008, 06:37:09 PM
You think this review will find it's way to the web?

Video should be uploaded soon. Source - anythinggoes78 @ cd.com


Title: Re: Chinese Democracy Review Thread
Post by: demo23nz on November 21, 2008, 06:37:34 PM
Btw, that has just boosted album sales in the UK. No doubt!


It definitely raised the album's profile with an audience that may not have been that aware of it's impending release, as well as sounding intriguing and positive enough to make people who may not even be fans at least want to check it out.


Title: Re: Chinese Democracy Review Thread
Post by: 14years on November 21, 2008, 06:48:57 PM
viewers in the uk (and hopefully the rest of the world!  : ok: ) can watch the Newsnight show again on BBC's Newsnight site.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/programmes/newsnight/default.stm

Text from the site also reads:-

MUSIC - GUNS N' ROSES - Chinese Democracy
He's back, and against all the odds, Axl Rose is at last releasing Chinese Democracy.

 
The album launched online ahead of its release in shops.

After 15 years in production, it is the first album of new Guns N' Roses material since 1991.
The band arrived on the music scene in the mid '80s characterised by frenzied energy and their fans say they changed rock music forever.
Axl Rose is the only remaining member of the band's original line up.

Can this new album live up to expectations? There are guitar solos but can they make up for Slash's absence?
Chinese Democracy is released on 24th November 2008.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/programmes/newsnight/review/7724759.stm


Title: Re: Chinese Democracy Review Thread
Post by: maddog001 on November 21, 2008, 07:13:28 PM
http://ca.news.yahoo.com/s/reuters/081121/entertainment/centertainment_us_guns

The article is positive overall and good publicity. 


Title: Re: Chinese Democracy Review Thread
Post by: Butch Français on November 21, 2008, 07:39:13 PM
from the 2 norwegian newspapers I read online, one gave it 3 out of 6 and said it sounded very dated.
the other one gave it 4 out of 6 and gave it a positive review.
was very disappointed about the first one, but music critics in Norway has got to be about the worst bunch on the planet.

edit: personally, I'd give it 7 outta 10. might be higher in a little while though.


Title: Re: Chinese Democracy Review Thread
Post by: Ali on November 21, 2008, 07:48:42 PM
My review for the entire album?  OK, well, here goes...

I would give it a 7.5 out of 10 overall.  7.5/10 on my scale is not bad, considering I rarely rate any discs 10/10.  Appetite for Destruction would be an example of a 10/10 for reference.  I gave Contraband a 6/10. 

Reasons for the score from me are:

1) Axl's voice has lost a lot of range and power.  Let's face it, he's older now.  It's a shame, but his best days are behind him.  Some songs, his vocals sound great (Streets of Dreams, Sorry, Madagascar), then others are a real let down and could be helped greatly by vintage Axl (If the World, TWAT, IRS).

2) Musicianship from the band on this album is top notch.  They picked Axl up, when the vocals weren't stellar and the lyrics were a little cliche. 

3) Lyrically, the disc leaves you wanting something a little more.  Some songs feel unresolved.

4) I just have a problem with the whole Chinese concept to this album.  It works for the first song, but why dedicate the entire album to this cause?  I would have preferred a more enveloping theme after all this time.

5) The album clearly reflects years of work and the craftsmanship/effort is definitely evident on EVERY song.

So, some good points, some not so good... I give it a 7.5 out of 10.  It's not going to take the music world by storm, but it's a nice stocking stuffer for Guns fans old and new. 

This a thread for published reviews from magazines, papers, etc.  Not member reviews.  Just FYI.  BTW, Axl has lost range and power?  I don't agree with that at all.

Ali


Title: Re: Chinese Democracy Review Thread
Post by: D on November 21, 2008, 08:09:17 PM
Guys, seriously, there has never been any kind of music that has been universally loved by all. So just because someone doesn't like it, doesn't mean they are a hater or stupid or what have u.

As long as it seems they seriously  listened and gave the album a fair chance, negative reviews are just apart of it.

It means absolutely nothing.

If I reviewed a U2 record, I'd hate it cause I don't like their music, but see? it means nothing.

The reviewer may not be a GNR fan but u are suppose to be objective in that job.

So relax a bit.


Title: Re: Chinese Democracy Review Thread
Post by: FunkyMonkey on November 22, 2008, 12:53:51 AM
Guns N' Roses not bringing "Democracy" to China

Fri Nov 21, 2008

By Dean Goodman

LOS ANGELES (Reuters) - Guns N' Roses fans in China will have to go underground to get their hands on a copy of the band's first album in 17 years, "Chinese Democracy," which will be released worldwide on Sunday.

The rock band's Geffen Records label said on Friday, "It is unlikely we will be approved to release the album in Mainland China."

China's culture ministry has the final say on such matters, although rampant piracy makes the job difficult. Its decisions sometimes seem to lack consistency.

The title track might raise some eyebrows. Evidently addressing China's communist leadership, singer Axl Rose says followers of the outlawed Falun Gong spiritual movement have "seen the end and you can't hold on now."

The artwork includes Beijing artist Shi Lifeng's 2008 oil painting "Red Star," which depicts the powerlessness of Chinese people in a state ruled by an iron fist. Photos of the Chinese military and the Hong Kong skyline also appear.

But the album is devoid of bad language or sexual situations. That was not the case with the band's last release, which did slip through the net. The two "Use Your Illusion" albums from 1991 were rife with violent sexual imagery, vicious insults, cursing and homicidal thoughts. They were distributed by Beijing-based Dunhuang.

In America, the albums carried "parental advisory" labels warning consumers about explicit lyrics.

In 2003, the Chinese refused to allow the Rolling Stones to include four songs, including "Brown Sugar" and "Beast of Burden" on a hits album. But those two tracks did pass muster on a subsequent live album.

http://www.reuters.com/article/musicNews/idUSTRE4AL0TB20081122

Thanks to Blabbermouth.net



Title: Re: Chinese Democracy Review Thread
Post by: gunns1 on November 22, 2008, 12:56:24 AM
now theres a suprise,
the album might not be available in china....

they could always get it off itunes though right?


Title: Re: Chinese Democracy Review Thread
Post by: Mobenrad on November 22, 2008, 12:57:07 AM
Oh well. Shows you what communism gets.


Title: Re: Chinese Democracy Review Thread
Post by: Crowebar on November 22, 2008, 01:24:15 AM
That's too bad for the average Chinese person. Kind of sucks for them because they're missing out on some good music.


Title: Re: Chinese Democracy Review Thread
Post by: Layne Staley's Sunglasses on November 22, 2008, 01:26:04 AM
The bootleggers will find a way to get the album out there.


Title: Re: Chinese Democracy Review Thread
Post by: anythinggoes II on November 22, 2008, 04:05:35 AM
You think this review will find it's way to the web?

Video should be uploaded soon. Source - anythinggoes78 @ cd.com

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZXFA8gA8LRA

i did as i promised, but seems the BBC beat me to hosting it  ;D


Title: Re: Chinese Democracy Review Thread
Post by: Buddha_Master on November 22, 2008, 05:06:23 AM
Oh man so awesome. Thank you for posting the youtube link of this review. I want to share this with so many once I get back into the office Tuesday.


Title: Re: Chinese Democracy Review Thread
Post by: wight gunner on November 22, 2008, 05:33:50 AM
http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/b00frm1k/Newsnight_Review_21112008/

I saw this last night and they did a 10 minute review of Guns n Roses and Chinese Democracy. It's an arty programme with an extremely educated panel of reviewers, they admitted to getting a single shot to review the album, but thought it was a classic.

To get a review of an album to start with is an achievement in itself, to do a metal one is even better. Axl comes out well in this and one point that they mention that this point in time, he shows his genius.

I don't know how to rip to youtube, but the review is in the last 10 minutes, being available on BBc i-player, I'm not sure its available outsidethe UK.


Title: Re: Chinese Democracy Review Thread
Post by: wight gunner on November 22, 2008, 05:44:42 AM
now theres a suprise,
the album might not be available in china....

they could always get it off itunes though right?

I wouldn't bank on it, even Google has had to include censorship blocking measures around certain sites to avoid being accessed in China. The media had issues at the recent Olympic games for their reporting, the BBC did for sure.


Title: Re: Chinese Democracy Review Thread
Post by: Dickeye on November 22, 2008, 05:59:24 AM
Thanks for the link, nice to see people "getting" Axl  : ok:


Title: Re: Chinese Democracy Review Thread
Post by: wight gunner on November 22, 2008, 06:02:22 AM
Thanks for the link, nice to see people "getting" Axl  : ok:

and not your "average" gunners either..... :peace:


Title: Re: Chinese Democracy Review Thread
Post by: axlroselegend on November 22, 2008, 06:13:31 AM
its not a huge surprise the world in which we live is not a perfect one
The album will not be heard by the masses under this communist leadership unfortunately cause it'd be great for the to see their regime openly criticized in the public domain
I'm sure gnr fans wil get cd in ebay etc though


Title: Re: Chinese Democracy Review Thread
Post by: Where is Hassan Nasrallah ? on November 22, 2008, 06:55:12 AM
its not a huge surprise the world in which we live is not a perfect one
The album will not be heard by the masses under this communist leadership unfortunately cause it'd be great for the to see their regime openly criticized in the public domain
I'm sure gnr fans wil get cd in ebay etc though

capitalistic dictatorship, my friend.
communism has NOTHING to do with the modern china.


Title: Re: Chinese Democracy Review Thread
Post by: demo23nz on November 22, 2008, 07:07:20 AM

they could always get it off itunes though right?

iTunes is done country by country... Like, with my New Zealand credit-card, I can use the NZ iTunes store... When there was no NZ iTunes store I couldn't use the US one. So, if it's not allowed for sale in china they won't be able to get it on iTunes.


Also, while not defending either Communism or China in the slightest, it is indeed correct to say that modern China has very little to do with Communism anymore.


Title: Re: Chinese Democracy Review Thread
Post by: willow on November 22, 2008, 07:23:42 AM
its not a huge surprise the world in which we live is not a perfect one
The album will not be heard by the masses under this communist leadership unfortunately cause it'd be great for the to see their regime openly criticized in the public domain
I'm sure gnr fans wil get cd in ebay etc though

capitalistic dictatorship, my friend.
communism has NOTHING to do with the modern china.

not much of a difference in my book. Sorry.
Not a surprize to me either.


Title: Re: Chinese Democracy Review Thread
Post by: Ines_rocks! on November 22, 2008, 08:21:43 AM
its not a huge surprise the world in which we live is not a perfect one
The album will not be heard by the masses under this communist leadership unfortunately cause it'd be great for the to see their regime openly criticized in the public domain
I'm sure gnr fans wil get cd in ebay etc though

capitalistic dictatorship, my friend.
communism has NOTHING to do with the modern china.

well China is a two-sistem country... whereas its economics (meaning the special coast zones) are rulled under a capitalist douctrine (free market, exportations, investment...) the main part of China, especially its North and Center, are still rulled under the communist regime with the Party deciding on every matter of the chinese life.


Title: Re: Chinese Democracy Review Thread
Post by: Where is Hassan Nasrallah ? on November 22, 2008, 08:49:27 AM
its not a huge surprise the world in which we live is not a perfect one
The album will not be heard by the masses under this communist leadership unfortunately cause it'd be great for the to see their regime openly criticized in the public domain
I'm sure gnr fans wil get cd in ebay etc though

capitalistic dictatorship, my friend.
communism has NOTHING to do with the modern china.

well China is a two-sistem country... whereas its economics (meaning the special coast zones) are rulled under a capitalist douctrine (free market, exportations, investment...) the main part of China, especially its North and Center, are still rulled under the communist regime with the Party deciding on every matter of the chinese life.

this is dictatorship.
communism : a theory advocating elimination of private property b: a system in which goods are owned in common and are available to all as needed.
Nothing about "a party ruling your everyday life".
Do not use Stalin as a reference, he betrayed us.

Anyway, hope that our chinese friends get to hear cd somehow.


Title: Re: Chinese Democracy Review Thread
Post by: TWT on November 22, 2008, 08:52:19 AM
I watched this last night. I was expecting a complete drubbing from the BBC's most highbrow of discussion shows, so when two of the panelists described it as 'a masterpiece' I felt that Axl could stand defiant in the face of all the shitty reviews he's gotten elsewhere from the British press. Not a single mention of Slash. These people understood exactly what Chinese Democracy is and where it stands in the story of GNR.

That ["A masterpiece" - Newsnight Review] quote will look very nice on the advertisements  : ok:


Title: Re: Chinese Democracy Review Thread
Post by: Gunner_Rose on November 22, 2008, 10:14:20 AM
It's the best GN'R album EVER, thanks Axl and the band for the music.


Title: Re: Chinese Democracy Review Thread
Post by: kaasupoltin on November 22, 2008, 11:07:23 AM
Even better than I expected. That's all I can say. There Was A Time, Sorry, Scraped and This I Love are my favourites at the moment. Goddamn!


Title: Re: Chinese Democracy Review Thread
Post by: cineater on November 22, 2008, 11:27:48 AM
Beautiful


Title: Re: Chinese Democracy Review Thread
Post by: GeraldFord on November 22, 2008, 02:23:08 PM
Don't think this is his review, but an article:

Guns N? Roses - Chinese Democracy
November 21st, 2008 | 6:10 pm est | Stephen Thomas Erlewine

   
To put Chinese Democracy in some perspective: it arrives 17 years after the twin Use Your Illusions, the last set of original music by Guns N? Roses. Seventeen years prior to the Illusions, it was 1974, back before the Ramones and Sex Pistols, back before Aerosmith had Rocks and Toys in the Attic, back before Queen had A Night at the Opera ? back before almost anything that Axl Rose worships even existed. Generations have passed in these 17 years but not for Axl. He cut himself off from the world following the trouble-ridden Illusion tour, retreating to the Hollywood Hills, swapping every original GNR member in favor for contract players culled from his mid-?90s musical obsessions ? Tommy Stinson from the Replacements, Robin Finck from Nine Inch Nails, Buckethead from guitar magazines ? as he turned into rock?s Charles Foster Kane, a genius in self-imposed exile spending millions to make his own Xanadu, Chinese Democracy.

Like Xanadu, Chinese Democracy is a monument to man?s might, but where Kane sought to bring the world underneath his roof, Axl labored to create an ideal version of his inner world, working endlessly on a set of songs about his heartbreak, persecution and paranoia, topics well-mined on the Illusions. Using the pompous ten-minute epics ?Estranged? and ?November Rain? as his foundation, Axl strips away all remnants of the old, snake-dancing GNR, shedding the black humor and blues, replacing any good times with vindictive spleen in the vein of ?You Could Be Mine.? All this melodrama and malevolence feels familiar and, surprisingly, so does much of Chinese Democracy, even for those listeners that didn?t hear the portions of the record as leaked demos and live tracks. Despite a few surface flourishes - all the endless, evident hours spent on ProTools, a hip-hop loop here, a Spanish six-string there, absurd elastic guitar effects - this is an album unconcerned with the future of rock & roll. One listen and it?s abundantly clear that Axl spent the decade-plus in the studio refining, not reinventing, obsessing over a handful of tracks, spending an inordinate amount of timing chasing the sound his head - that?s it, no more, no less.

Such maniacal indulgence is ridiculous but strangely understandable: Rose received unlimited time and money to create this album, so why not take full advantage and obsess over every last detail? The odd thing is, he spent all this time and money on an album that is deliberately not a grand masterpiece ? a record that pushes limits or digs deep ? but merely a set of 14 songs. Compared to the chaotic Use Your Illusions, Chinese Democracy feels strangely modest, but that?s because it?s a single polished album, not a double album so over-stuffed it duplicates songs. Modest is an odd word for an album a decade-plus in the making, but Axl?s intent is oddly simple: he sees GNR not as a gutter-rock band but as a pomp-rock vehicle for him to lash out against all those that don?t trust him, whether it?s failed friends, lapsed fans, ex-lovers, former managers, fired band mates or rock critics. Chinese Democracy is the best articulation of this megalomania as could be possible, so the only thing to quibble about is his execution which occasionally is perplexing, particularly when Rose slides into hammy vocal inflections or encourages complicated guitar that only guitarists appreciate (it?s telling that the only memorable phrases from Robin Finck, Buckethead or Bumblefoot or whoever are ones that mimic Slash?s full-throated melodic growl). Even with these odd flourishes, it?s hard not to marvel, either in respect or bewilderment, at dense, immaculate wall of god knows how many guitars, synthesizers, vocals and strings.

The production is so dense it?s hard to warm to, but it fits the music. These aren?t songs that grab and hold, they?re songs that unfold, so much so that Chinese Democracy may seem a little underwhelming upon its first listen: it?s not just the years of pent-up anticipation, it?s that Axl spent so much time creating the music ? constructing the structure then filling out the frame ? that there?s no easy way into the album. That, combined with the realization that Axl isn?t trying to reinvent GNR, just finishing what he started on the Illusions, can make Chinese Democracy seem mildly anticlimactic but Rose spent a decade plus working on this ? he deserves to not have it dismissed on a cursory listen. Give it time, listening like it was 1998 not 2008, and the album does give up some terrific music - music that is overblown but not overdone. True, those good moments are the song that have kicked around the internet for the entirety of the new millennium: the slinky, spiteful ?Better,? slowly building into its fury; the quite gorgeous, if heavy handed, ?Street of Dreams;? ?There was a Time,? which overcomes its acronym and lack of chorus on its sheer drama,; ?Catcher in the Rye,? the lightest, brightest moment here; the slow, grinding ?I.R.S.;? and ?Madagascar,? a ludicrous rueful rumination that finds space for quotations from Martin Luther King amidst its trip-hop pulse. These aren?t innovations, they?re extensions of ?Breakdown? and ?Estranged,? epics that require some work to decode because Axl forces the listener to meet him on his own terms. This all-consuming artistic narcissism has become Rose?s defining trait, not letting him move forward, only to relentlessly explore the same territory over and over again. And this solipsism turns Chinese Democracy into something strangely, surprisingly simple: it won?t change music, won?t change any lives, it?s just 14 more songs about loneliness and persecution. Or as Axl put it in an apology for canceled concerts in 2006, ?In the end, it?s just an album.? And it?s a good album, no less and no more.

http://blog.allmusic.com/2008/11/21/guns-n-roses-chinese-democracy/



Title: Re: Chinese Democracy Review Thread
Post by: Is he struggling? on November 22, 2008, 02:53:51 PM
I tlooks like 'ordinary' music listeners like CD more than the critics. For example, take a look at this thread on a Prince message board:

http://prince.org/msg/8/289455



Title: Re: Chinese Democracy Review Thread
Post by: GeraldFord on November 22, 2008, 02:56:16 PM
I tlooks like 'ordinary' music listeners like CD more than the critics. For example, take a look at this thread on a Prince message board:

http://prince.org/msg/8/289455



Check out what the assholes over at the velvetrope are saying....

If you hate GN'R, why make post after post in the GN'R thread?


Title: Re: Chinese Democracy Review Thread
Post by: GeraldFord on November 22, 2008, 03:00:54 PM
http://www.sundaymercury.net/entertainment-news/celebrity-news/2008/11/21/guns-n-roses-chinese-democracy-a-convoluted-album-of-genius-66331-22311668/


Title: Re: Chinese Democracy Review Thread
Post by: acompleteunknown on November 22, 2008, 03:07:04 PM
Wall Street Journal had a good article about it too...hard to imagine this is still going on in parts of the world...you have to subscribe to see the article on the site so here it is....

SHANGHAI -- The heavy metal band Guns N' Roses is roiling China's
music scene. But sex, drugs and rock 'n' roll aren't the issue.
The trouble is the name of the group's latest album: "Chinese Democracy."

Axl Rose
It has taken
17 years for the band to produce a new studio record. Now, even before
it goes on sale Sunday, in a release heralded by its producers as a
"historic moment in rock ' n' roll," the disc is getting the thumbs
down from Chinese authorities. It's also causing anxiety among GN'R's
legion of loyal fans here, who aren't sure they like what lead singer
W. Axl Rose is trying to say about their country.
China's government-owned music-importing monopoly has signaled that
local record distributors shouldn't bother ordering the GN'R
production. Anything with "democracy" in the name is "not going to
work," said an official at the China National Publications Import &
Export (Group) Corp., part of the Ministry of Culture.
For fans, the response is more complicated. GN'R developed a major
following in China in the late 1980s, when the young Mr. Rose was
recording early hit songs like "Welcome to the Jungle." China was in
the throes of its own rebellious era, and heavy metal was its protest
music. GN'R's popularity soared in the wake of the 1989 Tiananmen
Square crackdown on pro-democracy demonstrators. Learning the band's
1991 ballad "Don't Cry" was a rite of passage for a generation of
Chinese guitarists.
Chinese Democracy
Listen to a clip of the title track from GN'R's new album and, below, read some of the lyrics.
?
If they were missionaries
Real-time visionaries
Sitting in a Chinese stew
To view my disinfatuation
I know that I'm a classic case
Watch my disenchanted face
Blame it on the Falun Gong
They've seen the end and it can't hold on now.
?
When your great wall rocks blame yourself
While their arms reach up for your help
And you're out of time
"It was not only the music, the band's clothes also
pushed the craze," says 30-year-old Chen Lei , one of Beijing's
best-regarded rock guitarists, who cites GN'R as a primary influence.
GN'R nostalgia remains strong. A program on state-run China Central
Television last year ranked "Qiang Hua" (literally, "Guns Flowers"), as
the group is known in Chinese, at No. 8 on a list of top rock bands of
all time.
Chinese fans eager for news on the Web about the new album sidestep
censors by using coded language. Many deliberately scramble the name,
typing "Chinese Democraxy" or "Chi Dem." They say they fear that typing
the Chinese characters for the title will draw government scrutiny.
Still, it's not much challenge to find news about the record on the
Web, where even the site www.chinesedemocracy.com is a discussion of
GN'R, not politics.
Some fans in China relish how the album discomfits the
establishment. "Rock 'n' roll, as a weapon, is an invisible bomb," says
one.
Leo Huang, a 25-year-old guitarist, just hopes it will retrace
GN'R's roots. "I prefer rock 'n' roll," said the skinny 25-year-old
guitarist after a recent gig with his band, the Wildcats, at a
hard-rock bar below a Shanghai highway.
Yet, for some fans in this nation of 2.6 billion ears, the new
album's title is an irritation. Democracy is a touchy subject in this
country. Elections are limited to votes for selected village-level
officials, and senior leaders are all chosen in secret within the
Communist Party. Many Chinese wish for greater say in their government.
But others -- including some rockers -- think too much democracy too
quickly could lead to chaos, and they resent foreign efforts to push
the issue.
Mr. Chen, the guitarist, says the "Chinese Democracy" album title
suggests "they don't understand China well" and are "just trying to
stir up publicity."
Some Chinese artists, loath to be branded as democracy campaigners,
declined valuable offers to help illustrate the album. "I listened to
their music when I was little," says Beijing visual artist Chen Zhuo .
He was "very glad" when GN'R asked to buy rights to use his picture of
Tiananmen Square rendered as an amusement park -- with Mao Zedong's
head near a roller coaster. Then, Mr. Chen looked at lyrics of the
album's title song and, after consulting with his lawyer and partner,
declined the band's $18,000 offer. "We have to take political risks
into account as artists in China," says the 30-year-old.
The new album's title track, already released as a single, begins
with eerie, high-pitched noises that sound vaguely like chattering in
Chinese. In the song's three verses, Mr. Rose sings of "missionaries,"
"visionaries" and "sitting in a Chinese stew."
The overall message is unclear, but his most provocative lines
aren't. "Blame it on the Falun Gong. They've seen the end and you can't
hold on now," Mr. Rose sings. It is a reference to the spiritual
movement that Beijing has outlawed as an "illegal cult" and vowed to
crush.
Mr. Rose, 46, who is the only remaining original member of GN'R, is
rarely interviewed and declined to comment for this article. He picked
the new album's name more than a decade ago. In a 1999 television
appearance, he discussed the thinking behind it.
"Well, there's a lot of Chinese democracy movements, and it's
something that there's a lot of talk about, and it's something that
will be nice to see. It could also just be like an ironic statement. I
don't know, I just like the sound of it," Mr. Rose said.
Mr. Rose in recent years has visited Chinese cities including
Beijing, Shanghai and Xian, and he worries he won't be let back in,
says his assistant, Beta Lebeis. "Everything is so controlled," she
says.
Chinese authorities in recent years have started letting
once-controversial artists perform in the country, but they remain
uncomfortable with hard rock. The Rolling Stones played their first
China concerts in 2006, but only after bowing to government demands to
drop certain songs, including "Brown Sugar," that were considered
controversial.
Fresh barriers went up after a Shanghai concert in March by the
singer Bjork, who punctuated her song "Declare Independence" with
shouts of "Tibet!" Officials thought it sounded like agitation against
Beijing's rule of the restive Himalayan region. In new rules issued
later, they threatened to hold promoters responsible for performers who
violated its laws, "including situations that harm the sovereignty of
the country."
One casualty: GN'R promoters in China dropped plans for two shows this year, says Ms. Lebeis.
The Ministry of Culture forbids imports of music that violate any of
10 criteria, including music that publicizes "evil sects" or damages
social morality. In reality, many songs make it into China anyway,
pirated and via the Internet.
It's unclear how much exposure the new record will get. "I have to
say, 'Chinese Democracy' sounds sensitive," says a Beijing radio
station's programming chief who doubts it will get much air play.
The title alone makes it "impossible" to imagine the album will be
released in China, says Nicreve Lee , a student in northeastern China
who runs a Web site called GN'R Online (www.gnronline.cn).
He says his first reaction listening to the title track was, "This is
an anti-China song." But, he says, "I gradually began to understand
what the song wants to say. Perhaps Axl Rose doesn't know China well,
but at least he is on the right track."


Title: Re: Chinese Democracy Review Thread
Post by: GeraldFord on November 22, 2008, 03:54:42 PM
FYI--Any critic who claims that this album sounds like Nine Inch Nails is full of shit.


Title: Re: Chinese Democracy Review Thread
Post by: Olorin on November 22, 2008, 04:07:13 PM
Wall Street Journal had a good article about it too...hard to imagine this is still going on in parts of the world...you have to subscribe to see the article on the site so here it is....

SHANGHAI -- The heavy metal band Guns N' Roses is roiling China's
music scene. But sex, drugs and rock 'n' roll aren't the issue.
The trouble is the name of the group's latest album: "Chinese Democracy."

Axl Rose
It has taken
17 years for the band to produce a new studio record. Now, even before
it goes on sale Sunday, in a release heralded by its producers as a
"historic moment in rock ' n' roll," the disc is getting the thumbs
down from Chinese authorities. It's also causing anxiety among GN'R's
legion of loyal fans here, who aren't sure they like what lead singer
W. Axl Rose is trying to say about their country.
China's government-owned music-importing monopoly has signaled that
local record distributors shouldn't bother ordering the GN'R
production. Anything with "democracy" in the name is "not going to
work," said an official at the China National Publications Import &
Export (Group) Corp., part of the Ministry of Culture.
For fans, the response is more complicated. GN'R developed a major
following in China in the late 1980s, when the young Mr. Rose was
recording early hit songs like "Welcome to the Jungle." China was in
the throes of its own rebellious era, and heavy metal was its protest
music. GN'R's popularity soared in the wake of the 1989 Tiananmen
Square crackdown on pro-democracy demonstrators. Learning the band's
1991 ballad "Don't Cry" was a rite of passage for a generation of
Chinese guitarists.
Chinese Democracy
Listen to a clip of the title track from GN'R's new album and, below, read some of the lyrics.
?
If they were missionaries
Real-time visionaries
Sitting in a Chinese stew
To view my disinfatuation
I know that I'm a classic case
Watch my disenchanted face
Blame it on the Falun Gong
They've seen the end and it can't hold on now.
?
When your great wall rocks blame yourself
While their arms reach up for your help
And you're out of time
"It was not only the music, the band's clothes also
pushed the craze," says 30-year-old Chen Lei , one of Beijing's
best-regarded rock guitarists, who cites GN'R as a primary influence.
GN'R nostalgia remains strong. A program on state-run China Central
Television last year ranked "Qiang Hua" (literally, "Guns Flowers"), as
the group is known in Chinese, at No. 8 on a list of top rock bands of
all time.
Chinese fans eager for news on the Web about the new album sidestep
censors by using coded language. Many deliberately scramble the name,
typing "Chinese Democraxy" or "Chi Dem." They say they fear that typing
the Chinese characters for the title will draw government scrutiny.
Still, it's not much challenge to find news about the record on the
Web, where even the site www.chinesedemocracy.com is a discussion of
GN'R, not politics.
Some fans in China relish how the album discomfits the
establishment. "Rock 'n' roll, as a weapon, is an invisible bomb," says
one.
Leo Huang, a 25-year-old guitarist, just hopes it will retrace
GN'R's roots. "I prefer rock 'n' roll," said the skinny 25-year-old
guitarist after a recent gig with his band, the Wildcats, at a
hard-rock bar below a Shanghai highway.
Yet, for some fans in this nation of 2.6 billion ears, the new
album's title is an irritation. Democracy is a touchy subject in this
country. Elections are limited to votes for selected village-level
officials, and senior leaders are all chosen in secret within the
Communist Party. Many Chinese wish for greater say in their government.
But others -- including some rockers -- think too much democracy too
quickly could lead to chaos, and they resent foreign efforts to push
the issue.
Mr. Chen, the guitarist, says the "Chinese Democracy" album title
suggests "they don't understand China well" and are "just trying to
stir up publicity."
Some Chinese artists, loath to be branded as democracy campaigners,
declined valuable offers to help illustrate the album. "I listened to
their music when I was little," says Beijing visual artist Chen Zhuo .
He was "very glad" when GN'R asked to buy rights to use his picture of
Tiananmen Square rendered as an amusement park -- with Mao Zedong's
head near a roller coaster. Then, Mr. Chen looked at lyrics of the
album's title song and, after consulting with his lawyer and partner,
declined the band's $18,000 offer. "We have to take political risks
into account as artists in China," says the 30-year-old.
The new album's title track, already released as a single, begins
with eerie, high-pitched noises that sound vaguely like chattering in
Chinese. In the song's three verses, Mr. Rose sings of "missionaries,"
"visionaries" and "sitting in a Chinese stew."
The overall message is unclear, but his most provocative lines
aren't. "Blame it on the Falun Gong. They've seen the end and you can't
hold on now," Mr. Rose sings. It is a reference to the spiritual
movement that Beijing has outlawed as an "illegal cult" and vowed to
crush.
Mr. Rose, 46, who is the only remaining original member of GN'R, is
rarely interviewed and declined to comment for this article. He picked
the new album's name more than a decade ago. In a 1999 television
appearance, he discussed the thinking behind it.
"Well, there's a lot of Chinese democracy movements, and it's
something that there's a lot of talk about, and it's something that
will be nice to see. It could also just be like an ironic statement. I
don't know, I just like the sound of it," Mr. Rose said.
Mr. Rose in recent years has visited Chinese cities including
Beijing, Shanghai and Xian, and he worries he won't be let back in,
says his assistant, Beta Lebeis. "Everything is so controlled," she
says.
Chinese authorities in recent years have started letting
once-controversial artists perform in the country, but they remain
uncomfortable with hard rock. The Rolling Stones played their first
China concerts in 2006, but only after bowing to government demands to
drop certain songs, including "Brown Sugar," that were considered
controversial.
Fresh barriers went up after a Shanghai concert in March by the
singer Bjork, who punctuated her song "Declare Independence" with
shouts of "Tibet!" Officials thought it sounded like agitation against
Beijing's rule of the restive Himalayan region. In new rules issued
later, they threatened to hold promoters responsible for performers who
violated its laws, "including situations that harm the sovereignty of
the country."
One casualty: GN'R promoters in China dropped plans for two shows this year, says Ms. Lebeis.
The Ministry of Culture forbids imports of music that violate any of
10 criteria, including music that publicizes "evil sects" or damages
social morality. In reality, many songs make it into China anyway,
pirated and via the Internet.
It's unclear how much exposure the new record will get. "I have to
say, 'Chinese Democracy' sounds sensitive," says a Beijing radio
station's programming chief who doubts it will get much air play.
The title alone makes it "impossible" to imagine the album will be
released in China, says Nicreve Lee , a student in northeastern China
who runs a Web site called GN'R Online (www.gnronline.cn).
He says his first reaction listening to the title track was, "This is
an anti-China song." But, he says, "I gradually began to understand
what the song wants to say. Perhaps Axl Rose doesn't know China well,
but at least he is on the right track."

Thanks for posting, very interesting  : ok:


Title: Re: Chinese Democracy Review Thread
Post by: Tynia on November 22, 2008, 05:00:26 PM
its not a huge surprise the world in which we live is not a perfect one
The album will not be heard by the masses under this communist leadership unfortunately cause it'd be great for the to see their regime openly criticized in the public domain
I'm sure gnr fans wil get cd in ebay etc though

capitalistic dictatorship, my friend.
communism has NOTHING to do with the modern china.

well China is a two-sistem country... whereas its economics (meaning the special coast zones) are rulled under a capitalist douctrine (free market, exportations, investment...) the main part of China, especially its North and Center, are still rulled under the communist regime with the Party deciding on every matter of the chinese life.

this is dictatorship.
communism : a theory advocating elimination of private property b: a system in which goods are owned in common and are available to all as needed.
Nothing about "a party ruling your everyday life".


If you haven't lived under COMUNIST REGIME, you won't understand WHAT IT MEANS, so don't hide behind intelectual definitions  :rant:

Ines put it right : ok: (BTW Ines hope your studies are going well - long time since we last time talked  :-[)

Also read that Wall Streat Journal article carefully to get the right insight into Chinese matters, dude!

Going back to Poland under comunist regime there is funny reference in that BBC review to which anythinggoes II gave above link to: at about 7:27 min. - you'll understand how much G N'R music and any other rock music meant to us back in that time  ;D

Do not use Stalin as a reference, he betrayed us.

Oh, really? And what about Roosevelt and Churchill betraying us in Yalta'45?  ::)


Title: Re: Chinese Democracy Review Thread
Post by: Tynia on November 22, 2008, 05:37:30 PM
Don't know if I should put it here, but there is whole article about Axl with some vintage and up-to-date pics in Polish weekly mag called "Przekr?j" entitled: "Thorny Rose" subtile: "Axl Rose - the last real rock star is coming back". The most interesting is the last short paragraph saying about Dr. Pepper joke on G N'R and now giving away the free soda: "They underrated Axl. Or maybe we all didn't appreciate him? Maybe general Rose played with us a strategic game for life? He waited Kurt Coabain and hip-hop to pass, gave us time to get borred with Thom York and neo-rock youngsters without a face, he let us to understand, that eventhough rock idols used to annoy us, but we can't live without them. And he kindly came back".  8)


If anyone is intrested in taking a challange to read the whole article through Google Translator here you go  ;D

http://translate.google.com/translate?u=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.przekroj.pl%2Fludzie_sylwetki_artykul%2C3614%2C0.html&hl=pl&ie=UTF-8&sl=pl&tl=en

Axl & G N'R made it also on a first page and a huge article inside today's daily paper called Dziennik:

http://translate.google.com/translate?u=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.dziennik.pl%2Fkultura%2Fmuzyka%2Farticle269130%2FPowrot_wykolejencow_z_Guns_NRoses.html&hl=pl&ie=UTF-8&sl=pl&tl=en

Don't know if the transtalion will be redable for you folks  :hihi:

Later will take pics of it to show you guys how great it all looks in paper edition  8)


Title: Re: Chinese Democracy Review Thread
Post by: thomas on November 22, 2008, 06:19:00 PM
Guns N' Roses' New Album Is Up Against a Chinese Wall

The Title Is a Problem for Authorities And Even for Some Shanghai Fans

By JAMES T. AREDDY

SHANGHAI -- The heavy metal band Guns N' Roses is roiling China's music scene. But sex, drugs and rock 'n' roll aren't the issue.

The trouble is the name of the group's latest album: "Chinese Democracy."

It has taken 17 years for the band to produce a new studio record. Now, even before it goes on sale Sunday, in a release heralded by its producers as a "historic moment in rock ' n' roll," the disc is getting the thumbs down from Chinese authorities. It's also causing anxiety among GN'R's legion of loyal fans here, who aren't sure they like what lead singer W. Axl Rose is trying to say about their country.

China's government-owned music-importing monopoly has signaled that local record distributors shouldn't bother ordering the GN'R production. Anything with "democracy" in the name is "not going to work," said an official at the China National Publications Import & Export (Group) Corp., part of the Ministry of Culture.

For fans, the response is more complicated. GN'R developed a major following in China in the late 1980s, when the young Mr. Rose was recording early hit songs like "Welcome to the Jungle." China was in the throes of its own rebellious era, and heavy metal was its protest music. GN'R's popularity soared in the wake of the 1989 Tiananmen Square crackdown on pro-democracy demonstrators. Learning the band's 1991 ballad "Don't Cry" was a rite of passage for a generation of Chinese guitarists.

"It was not only the music, the band's clothes also pushed the craze," says 30-year-old Chen Lei , one of Beijing's best-regarded rock guitarists, who cites GN'R as a primary influence.

GN'R nostalgia remains strong. A program on state-run China Central Television last year ranked "Qiang Hua" (literally, "Guns Flowers"), as the group is known in Chinese, at No. 8 on a list of top rock bands of all time.

Chinese fans eager for news on the Web about the new album sidestep censors by using coded language. Many deliberately scramble the name, typing "Chinese Democraxy" or "Chi Dem." They say they fear that typing the Chinese characters for the title will draw government scrutiny. Still, it's not much challenge to find news about the record on the Web, where even the site www.chinesedemocracy.com is a discussion of GN'R, not politics.

Some fans in China relish how the album discomfits the establishment. "Rock 'n' roll, as a weapon, is an invisible bomb," says one.

Leo Huang, a 25-year-old guitarist, just hopes it will retrace GN'R's roots. "I prefer rock 'n' roll," said the skinny 25-year-old guitarist after a recent gig with his band, the Wildcats, at a hard-rock bar below a Shanghai highway.

Yet, for some fans in this nation of 2.6 billion ears, the new album's title is an irritation. Democracy is a touchy subject in this country. Elections are limited to votes for selected village-level officials, and senior leaders are all chosen in secret within the Communist Party. Many Chinese wish for greater say in their government. But others -- including some rockers -- think too much democracy too quickly could lead to chaos, and they resent foreign efforts to push the issue.

Mr. Chen, the guitarist, says the "Chinese Democracy" album title suggests "they don't understand China well" and are "just trying to stir up publicity."

Some Chinese artists, loath to be branded as democracy campaigners, declined valuable offers to help illustrate the album. "I listened to their music when I was little," says Beijing visual artist Chen Zhuo . He was "very glad" when GN'R asked to buy rights to use his picture of Tiananmen Square rendered as an amusement park -- with Mao Zedong's head near a roller coaster. Then, Mr. Chen looked at lyrics of the album's title song and, after consulting with his lawyer and partner, declined the band's $18,000 offer. "We have to take political risks into account as artists in China," says the 30-year-old.

The new album's title track, already released as a single, begins with eerie, high-pitched noises that sound vaguely like chattering in Chinese. In the song's three verses, Mr. Rose sings of "missionaries," "visionaries" and "sitting in a Chinese stew."

The overall message is unclear, but his most provocative lines aren't. "Blame it on the Falun Gong. They've seen the end and you can't hold on now," Mr. Rose sings. It is a reference to the spiritual movement that Beijing has outlawed as an "illegal cult" and vowed to crush.

Mr. Rose, 46, who is the only remaining original member of GN'R, is rarely interviewed and declined to comment for this article. He picked the new album's name more than a decade ago. In a 1999 television appearance, he discussed the thinking behind it.

"Well, there's a lot of Chinese democracy movements, and it's something that there's a lot of talk about, and it's something that will be nice to see. It could also just be like an ironic statement. I don't know, I just like the sound of it," Mr. Rose said.

Mr. Rose in recent years has visited Chinese cities including Beijing, Shanghai and Xian, and he worries he won't be let back in, says his assistant, Beta Lebeis. "Everything is so controlled," she says.

Chinese authorities in recent years have started letting once-controversial artists perform in the country, but they remain uncomfortable with hard rock. The Rolling Stones played their first China concerts in 2006, but only after bowing to government demands to drop certain songs, including "Brown Sugar," that were considered controversial.

Fresh barriers went up after a Shanghai concert in March by the singer Bjork, who punctuated her song "Declare Independence" with shouts of "Tibet!" Officials thought it sounded like agitation against Beijing's rule of the restive Himalayan region. In new rules issued later, they threatened to hold promoters responsible for performers who violated its laws, "including situations that harm the sovereignty of the country."

One casualty: GN'R promoters in China dropped plans for two shows this year, says Ms. Lebeis.

The Ministry of Culture forbids imports of music that violate any of 10 criteria, including music that publicizes "evil sects" or damages social morality. In reality, many songs make it into China anyway, pirated and via the Internet.

It's unclear how much exposure the new record will get. "I have to say, 'Chinese Democracy' sounds sensitive," says a Beijing radio station's programming chief who doubts it will get much air play.

The title alone makes it "impossible" to imagine the album will be released in China, says Nicreve Lee , a student in northeastern China who runs a Web site called GN'R Online (www.gnronline.cn). He says his first reaction listening to the title track was, "This is an anti-China song." But, he says, "I gradually began to understand what the song wants to say. Perhaps Axl Rose doesn't know China well, but at least he is on the right track."

http://online.wsj.com/article/SB122728243679848085.html?mod=todays_us_page_one


Title: Re: Chinese Democracy Review Thread
Post by: hooliganscomics on November 22, 2008, 06:58:35 PM
New York Daily News Review By Jim Farber

Guns 'N Roses' long-awaited album 'Chinese Democracy' finally arrives
Saturday, November 22nd 2008, 3:46 PM

 
Farber for News
 
Fans have waited 17 years for the new Guns 'N Roses album 'Chinese Democracy,' which drops Sunday.
Guns N? Roses "Chinese Democracy? (Black Dog/ Geffen)

It?s a good week for music fans who don?t mind waiting.

The next few days will bring the first new music from Guns N? Roses in 17 years, the first from Tom Jones in 15, and the first joint effort from lead Talking Head David Byrne and U2 producer Brian Eno in more than two decades. Add to that a new one from the multiplatinum neo-?80s band the Killers and you?ve got one of the biggest release weeks of the year. Here?s a review of the results:

So Big Foot has finally arrived ? that mythic beast few believed they?d ever see in their lifetimes. Yes folks, we?re talking ?Chinese Democracy,? an album so often promised, and just as often delayed, it turned Guns N? Roses leader Axl Rose into the ultimate man who cried wolf.

But now that it?s finally here ? all 14 tracks and 71 minutes of it ? the question becomes less ?Was it worth the wait?? than ?What were you expecting to begin with??

After all, GNR may be remembered as one of rock?s classic bands, but what?s that really based on? In truth, they put out just one great work: 1987?s ?Appetite for Destruction,? a mix of high-wire attitude, low-down riffs and stellar songs that arrived right when rock needed it most: at the height of the worldwide horror of hair metal.


That last quality is back with a vengeance on ?Democracy.? As you?d expect from music that Axl has been rejiggering for eons, it?s overstuffed, full of piggy arrangements that keep threatening to suffocate the core of the song. Gigantic string sections saw their way around scores of guitar riffs, as if Axl had in mind to become a late-in-life successor to Phil Spector.

At least Axl?s vocal squeal still sounds burly, and the songs themselves are pleasing enough.

The best rate in the company of ?Illusion?s? peaks. The title track has an appealingly hard hook. ?Catcher in the Rye? has some catchy pop moments. Most encouraging of all, only a few tracks turn out to be total bombs, like ?Sorry? or ?Prostitute,? whose paucity of hooks, and self-conscious arrangements halt all momentum and punch.

In the end, ?Democracy? does best by doing no harm to the GNR legend. Fans will find it perfectly likable if not exactly inspired. And there?s one more payoff:

Now that we?ve gotten all this anticipation out of our systems, we won?t mind so much if Axl takes another 17 years to deliver the next followup.


Title: Re: Chinese Democracy Review Thread
Post by: Ines_rocks! on November 22, 2008, 07:01:34 PM
its not a huge surprise the world in which we live is not a perfect one
The album will not be heard by the masses under this communist leadership unfortunately cause it'd be great for the to see their regime openly criticized in the public domain
I'm sure gnr fans wil get cd in ebay etc though

capitalistic dictatorship, my friend.
communism has NOTHING to do with the modern china.

well China is a two-sistem country... whereas its economics (meaning the special coast zones) are rulled under a capitalist douctrine (free market, exportations, investment...) the main part of China, especially its North and Center, are still rulled under the communist regime with the Party deciding on every matter of the chinese life.

this is dictatorship.
communism : a theory advocating elimination of private property b: a system in which goods are owned in common and are available to all as needed.
Nothing about "a party ruling your everyday life".


If you haven't lived under COMUNIST REGIME, you won't understand WHAT IT MEANS, so don't hide behind intelectual definitions  :rant:

Ines put it right : ok: (BTW Ines hope your studies are going well - long time since we last time talked  :-[)

Also read that Wall Streat Journal article carefully to get the right insight into Chinese matters, dude!

Going back to Poland under comunist regime there is funny reference in that BBC review to which anythinggoes II gave above link to: at about 7:27 min. - you'll understand how much G N'R music and any other rock music meant to us back in that time  ;D

Do not use Stalin as a reference, he betrayed us.

Oh, really? And what about Roosevelt and Churchill betraying us in Yalta'45?  ::)

hehe thanks for the back up Tynia... some people just have to get some reality check sometimes  ;)

I'm doing ok, though I have like 4 projects t do each month hehe... hope everything is good with you too!  : ok:


Title: Re: Chinese Democracy Review Thread
Post by: FunkyMonkey on November 22, 2008, 07:04:29 PM

One casualty: GN'R promoters in China dropped plans for two shows this year, says Ms. Lebeis.


Well that's unfortunate.  :yes:





Title: Re: Chinese Democracy Review Thread
Post by: Ali on November 22, 2008, 07:08:16 PM
I tlooks like 'ordinary' music listeners like CD more than the critics. For example, take a look at this thread on a Prince message board:

http://prince.org/msg/8/289455



Prince fans liking GN'R?  Cool  : ok:

Ali


Title: Re: Chinese Democracy Review Thread
Post by: loretian on November 22, 2008, 08:52:43 PM
Star Tribune Review: http://www.startribune.com/entertainment/music/34914484.html?elr=KArksD:aDyaEP:kD:aUnOiP3UiacyKUnciaec8O7EyU (http://www.startribune.com/entertainment/music/34914484.html?elr=KArksD:aDyaEP:kD:aUnOiP3UiacyKUnciaec8O7EyU)

"Chinese Democracy" is the rock 'n' roll answer to the Hummer.

Sonically, it's bigger and beefier than any record needs to be, and it comes fully loaded with bells and whistles. Musically, it's a high-velocity, guttural, bumpy ride. Lyrically and vocally, it's manly, ugly and fierce. And financially, it probably wasn't worth the costs of keeping it running.

In short, the Guns N' Roses opus that took 14 years to complete is a love-it-or-hate-it kind of album. You're going to love it if you don't mind that Axl Rose is the only original member or that some of the songs ("If the World," "Shackler's Revenge") try way too hard to update the band with electronic beats and whirs and staticky vocals, which actually sound more 1998 than 2008. You'll love it if you still enjoy good old-fashioned, heavy metal power ballads ("Catcher in the Rye," "This I Love," both laden with goopy piano). You'll hate it if you want your rock 'n' roll to offer subtlety or humility, or vocals and guitar solos that don't try to shriek your ears off.

For more reasons than nostalgia -- such as pure and simple songwriting -- the best tracks sound like classic GNR. There's some great "Welcome to the Jungle"-sized guitar thunder and fine howling by Axl in "Riad N' the Bedouins," one of the angriest songs lyrically ("Nomads and barbarians/ I won't bend my will to them"). The dramatic "Street of Dreams" deserves to be a "November Rain"-style crossover pop hit. The best track, "Better," offers the perfect balance of old GNR grime and new Axl polish.

Is it good enough to make Rose rock's biggest star again? No, but "Chinese Democracy" should keep him from being its biggest punch line.

CHRIS RIEMENSCHNEIDER



Title: Re: Chinese Democracy Review Thread
Post by: chineseblues on November 22, 2008, 11:21:16 PM
Pigs do fly, 'Chinese Democracy' hits store shelves

Updated Sat. Nov. 22 2008 9:31 PM ET
CTV.ca News Staff

In a cultural event rivaling the discovery of a unicorn or Big Foot, Guns N' Roses' "Chinese Democracy" is hitting stores tonight at midnight.

"Chinese Democracy" is being released 17 years after the band's last original studio albums landed. Music stores around the country are opening at midnight for the Sunday release.

However, it won't be available everywhere in the world -- its been banned in China.

The reclusive Axl Rose is the sole remaining original member of the band that took the world by storm in late 1980s with their distinct gritty punk-metal sound, which was in sharp contrast to the pop-focused "hair metal" bands such as Poison or Warrant, which dominated the charts at the time.

In the estimated 14 years spent working on the album, numerous personnel changes were made to the band, and producers such as Youth, Moby, Sean Beaven and the legendary Roy Thomas Baker (Queen) came and went.

The album's release also means that soft drink maker Dr. Pepper has to pony up a free pop for every American (minus former guitarists Slash and Buckethead) after the company promised to do so if the album was released in 2008.

Americans can log on to Dr. Pepper's website for 24 hours starting Sunday to download a coupon to get their free pop. It is estimated that the bet could cost the company as much as US$20 million, even more than the massive amount it cost to produce "Chinese Democracy."

Is it any good?

The album had become a punch line for artistic indulgence in the music community and was never expected to see the light of day by many after numerous delays.

And as time passed, Rose was stuck more and more between a rock and a hard place, making the album's release even more unlikely.

Expectations for the record have grown to such levels that anything other than the perfect album would be considered a letdown for many. Critics would have a field day with it saying, "17 years for this?"

But "Chinese Democracy" has not been ruthlessly plundered in many of the early reviews of the album.

Rolling Stone magazine called it "great, audacious, unhinged and uncompromising hard-rock record."

The Los Angeles Times wrote of the album: "The end result is a cyborgian blend of pop expressiveness, traditional rock bravado and Brian Wilson-style beautiful weirdness."

Spin magazine, the BBC, the National Post, and influential writer Chuck Klosterman also gave positive to glowing notices of the album.

"There are a lot of Guns N' Roses fans . . . and the overall response is 'everyone loves it,'" David Caplan of People magazine told CTV Newsnet Saturday evening. "At People, we were listening to it and we all sort of agreed that it has a charged, high-octane energy.

"Other reviews described it as a high-velocity, almost a guttural kind of sound. It is really great for Guns N' Roses fans because it's pure Guns N' Roses."

Certainly, the album - with its wall of sound worthy of Phil Spector and wide-ranging musical influences, many far from the original Guns N' Roses sound - is not totally well-received.

The New York Times said the album "sounds like a loud last gasp from the reign of the indulged pop star" and compared it to the Titanic (the sunken ship, not the movie.)

Financial success?


Considering the album is believed to have cost at least US$13 million, executives at Rose's record label Universal are no doubt watching with baited breath at how well the album sells.

Early indications suggest there is still a massive fanbase for the band. "Chinese Democracy" is being streamed on MySpace and broke records on the website, with more than three million spins of the album's songs in one day. That's about 25 plays per second.

The album is being released exclusively through Best Buy in the United States but is available at all record stores in other countries. The marketing ploy proved successful this fall when AC/DC scored the year's biggest selling debut after going exclusive with Wal-Mart in the U.S.

"We're expecting it to be one of the biggest, if not the biggest, albums of the year," HMV Canada president Humphrey Kadaner told CTV.ca in October.

Still, Guns N' Roses will have some major competition from Kanye West, The Killers and Ludacris, who all have new albums coming out next week as well. 

The American Music Awards take place Sunday night and there are rumours that Guns N' Roses could make an appearance. However, Rose rarely makes public appearances, and is generally rumoured to be appearing at every single music awards show.

Rose is joined on "Chinese Democracy" by some combination of bassist Tommy Stinson (The Replacements), keyboardist Dizzy Reed (who joined GNR in 1990), guitarists Robin Finck (currently in Nine Inch Nails), Buckethead (who left GNR in 2004), Ron "Bumblefoot" Thal, Richard Fortus (Love Spit Love) and drummers Brian Mantia (Primus) and Frank Ferrer.

http://www.ctv.ca/servlet/ArticleNews/story/CTVNews/20081122/chinese_release_081122/20081122?hub=TopStories


Title: Re: Chinese Democracy Review Thread
Post by: wells on November 23, 2008, 04:18:40 AM
In today's daily newspaper:

http://www.jutarnji.hr/nedjeljni_jutarnji/clanak/art-2008,11,23,,142128.jl

Title is: Better than expected :) ...

and I say: Title is Better than an article, mentioning reunion and other shit... but OK, quite positive for Croatian press.

v. ..


Title: Re: Chinese Democracy Review Thread
Post by: monkey2233 on November 23, 2008, 01:01:10 PM
http://www.detnews.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20081123/ENT04/811230316/1424/ENT04

Guns N' Roses' 'Chinese Democracy' an over-the-top masterpiece

No one but Axl Rose could have set the stage as grandly and as absurdly as he did for this album, with a decade's worth of missed release dates, aborted tours, and the general rock star insanity that has surrounded this album since its inception. And frankly, for better or for worse, no one else but Axl Rose could have made "Chinese Democracy."

In an odd way, finally hearing the album in all its boffo grandeur helps the drama that has been "Chinese Democracy" make perfect sense. It couldn't have happened any other way; it had to be like this. And yes, it was worth the wait.
The first sounds you hear on "Chinese Democracy" are echoes and chatter and spooky laughter, which are all quickly silenced by the arrival of a killer buzz-saw guitar riff. It seems to be Axl's way of addressing the rampant speculation and rumors surrounding the project, and putting a stop to them by finally letting 'er rip.

The Meta themes continue throughout the album, and in many ways, "Chinese Democracy" reads like a concept album about the making of "Chinese Democracy." The journey to today's release date has surely been rife with its share of heroes (Axl, mainly), villains (Axl, mainly), strife and struggle, so why not?

The self-referencing unfolds in songs like the vaguely Middle Eastern-flavored "If the World" (the chorus supposes, "if the world would end today," which surely seems plausible given the improbability of "Chinese Democracy's" release) and the rip-roaring "Riad n' the Bedouins" (Axl sings of all his "frustrations" and "salvations" being "caught up in lies," which probably means people were trying to tell him what to do). It continues in the bluesy dirge of "Sorry" (when Axl sings "you don't know why I won't give in/ to hell with the pressure, I'm not caving in," he might as well be talking to a label boss asking him to just finish the album already) and the caustic "I.R.S." ("would it even matter the things that I say?/ You made your mind up on your own anyway," he seems to be singing, pre-emptively, to his critics). Even on the zeppelin-sized (the balloon, not the band) "Madagascar," when no less than Martin Luther King's sampled voice announces, "Free at last! Free at last! Thank God Almighty, we are free at last," it's not hard to read it as Axl's own statement of liberation from the burden of completing the album.

Ironically, given its title, "Chinese Democracy" is the product of anything but a democracy, Chinese or otherwise. With ex-Guns Slash, Duff McKagen and Matt Sorum long since having moved on, Guns N' Roses is now a dictatorship, led by Axl himself. This Guns N' Roses bares little resemblance to the young, hungry band of jackals that crafted one of hard rock's finest-ever moments in 1987's masterfully raw "Appetite for Destruction." This Guns N' Roses is more a band that thought 1991's famously bloated "Use Your Illusion" double album just wasn't big enough.
In many ways, "Chinese Democracy" is a '90s rock album through and through, a monolithic relic of a bygone rock era. It's a Hummer at an electric car convention, celebrating its excesses at a time when everyone else is scaling back and running for cover. But that's what Axl knows, and that's what Axl is. Don't hate the player, hate the game.

If you spend 15 years making an album, it better sound like it, and "Chinese Democracy" sounds every bit like Rose has been tinkering with it non-stop since the first Clinton administration. Guitars are layered on top of guitars, with a thick coat of guitars on top; symphonies of strings drop in, say hello, and bow out; choruses of angels add soothing background vocals. (Is that what took so long? Was it the auditioning of angels that tied Axl's hands?)
And then there are Axl's vocals, which are alternately screeching, preening, dark and wicked, and sound as if they've been sent through a lifetime's worth of vocal processing. Yes, "Chinese Democracy" may well be the most overproduced album of all-time -- there's nothing remotely spontaneous about it, and every millisecond is filled with a drum loop, a guitar overdub, something -- but it's a badge it wears proudly. This far into the game, it's go big or go home, and "Chinese Democracy" is nothing if not a Hail Mary with 0:00 left on the clock.
Musically, "Chinese Democracy" is fascinating, filled with experimental electronic flourishes and guitars that light up the sky like a Fourth of July fireworks display (together, guitarists Buckethead, Ron "Bumblefoot" Thal and Robin Finck form a veritable offensive line of dive bombing guitars). But underneath the studio bluster and Pro Tools perfectionism there's plenty of old school song craft at play. "Street of Dreams" -- known in early, leaked versions as "The Blues" -- would easily be the album's "November Rain," if there weren't already a half dozen other songs jockeying for the same position. It's got strings, massive guitars and the album's most winning vocal performance, but at the heart of the song is Axl and his piano, and it recalls Queen or Elton John in its scope and delivery.

Equally seismic is "There Was a Time," another holdover from leaked versions of the album, which rides a skeletal hip-hop backbeat early on before becoming a gloriously excessive parade of orchestra swells, guitar riffs, keyboards and general madness. The whole thing sounds like it's going to implode at any minute, but it hangs on, and roars proudly like a wild beast.
Make no mistake, "Chinese Democracy" is a colossal listening experience that isn't likely to be topped anytime soon. For sheer drama alone, "Chinese Democracy" is in a class all its own.

Some 70 minutes after it opens with those cackling detractors it closes with a calming orchestral outro, which seems to be Axl's way of saying he is finally at peace. He's delivered his magnum opus and he can now move on, and so can we.

Free at last! Free at last! Thank God Almighty, we are free at last.


Title: Re: Chinese Democracy Review Thread
Post by: SLCPUNK on November 23, 2008, 01:16:51 PM
Hilarious.  :rofl:


Title: Re: Chinese Democracy Review Thread
Post by: GeraldFord on November 23, 2008, 01:20:06 PM
The AMG (All Music Guide) gave the album four stars (out of five)

Here is the review from The Boston Globe

By Sarah Rodman
Globe Staff / November 23, 2008

A vote for 'Democracy': Axl Rose remains vital

When it comes to Guns N' Roses' 13-years-in-the-making "Chinese Democracy," out today, there's really only one question that matters: Was it worth the wait?

The answer has to be no, of course not, how could it be? That said, it's an exhilarating album. Seriously, after finally hearing these 14 tracks in their finished form I was so energized I wanted to climb a mountain. I felt a grudging admiration for Axl Rose's tortured artistry - and could almost imagine forgiving his make-'em-wait diva attitude at shows.

"Democracy" may not have the metal band's classic lineup, but lone original GNR member and group mastermind Rose has crafted the kind of record that makes superlatives tumble like a waterfall: exciting, urgent, frenzied, heavy, melodic, quirky, melodramatic, and occasionally overbaked. It demands that you hit the repeat button after the first listen for both the hard-rocking highs and the head-scratching lows. In other words, it's everything you want - and a little you don't.

Happily, Rose and his coterie of co-writers retain some of the hallmarks of 1987's "Appetite for Destruction" and 1991's twin "Use Your Illusion" albums.

Melt-your-face guitar solos? Check out the attack on the title track and the lumbering "I.R.S.," blistering guitar courtesy of Robin Finck and Bucket-head.

Candied, singable pop melodies wrapped in barbed-wire arrangements? Listen to the catchy hook and heated wah-wah guitar licks of "Better."

Left-field experiments just crazy enough to work? Consider the combo of delicate 12-string acoustic flights and deep bass funk of "If the World."

And Rose does it all without sounding as if he's been hermetically sealed off from the rest of popular music (witness the hip-hop-tinged rhythm tracks) or forgotten his own history (behold the throwback machine gun riffage).

As vital as "Democracy" is, the labor-intensiveness of the process is evident in the instruments piled on top of one another. Given this appetite for construction, it's easy to envision Rose huddled over a mixing board punching in the tangled guitar solos, windswept orchestral passages, and layers of backing vocals with a maniacal Frankenstein-ian glee. But at least the singer-songwriter and his army of engineers and musicians managed to keep the basic outline of the songs discernible through the clutter.

The biggest obstacle to unadulterated enjoyment may be Rose's voice. The familiar high-pitched caterwaul now more pinched and mottled comes as a shock after so many years without it. And he takes it through different modulations, mostly on the lower end, over the course of the album. One minute he's the familiar bratty ranter on the frenetic "Scraped," the next he's affecting some weird, Ozzy-post-etiquette-training elocution on "Street of Dreams." (The song itself is pretty sweet, though: a grandiose, Elton John-style piano ballad with an intimate sentiment).

There are those who had given up caring if the album would ever surface, but now that Rose has finally decided to spread "Democracy" around, it's a pleasant surprise to find how welcome it is.

http://www.boston.com/ae/music/cd_reviews/articles/2008/11/23/a_vote_for_democracy_axl_rose_remains_vital/



Title: Re: Chinese Democracy Review Thread
Post by: letsriot on November 23, 2008, 01:39:24 PM

http://www.torontosun.com/entertainment/music/2008/11/23/7505211-sun.html




It's been said that the greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist.

And maybe -- just maybe -- the greatest trick Axl Rose ever pulled was convincing the world Chinese Democracy was never coming out.

Think about it: Had Rose slapped together a disc 10 years ago, few would have cared about a Guns N' Roses album with virtually no members of GN'R on it. But by vanishing from the scene, holing up in studio after studio, treating his bandmates like chattel, and control-freakishly tweaking these songs for more than a decade, he told the world he was building something monumental on no one else's terms. And by withholding it for year after year, he turned it into the mythical Holy Grail of rock: The Most Wanted Album in Music History.

Everyone thought he was nuts. Turned out he knew exactly what he was doing. Listening to Chinese Democracy, you can hear -- and appreciate -- how much time went into these songs. Nearly every one of these 14 cuts is a massive epic crammed with umpteen parts, endless twists and turns, and layer upon layer of overdubs: A Great Wall of guitars from Bumblefoot, Buckethead and others, sure, but also electronica beats and loops, horns, strings, choirs, sound effects, you name it. And, amazingly, it all works: Instead of a bloated, indecisive, self-indulgent mess, Rose -- whose corroded, Joplin-esque shriek is still capable of shattering glass -- has created an audacious, over-the-top masterpiece that almost justifies all the years and money and mayhem and hype.

And, to give the devil his due, that's a helluva trick in itself.

Chinese Democracy 4:41

Fade in on a haunting Asian melody, whispering voices and ominous arpeggios -- and cut to a buzzsaw guitar riff, a swaggering beat and snarled lyrics about power and control. After 17 years, what are Axl's first words? "It don't really matter ... All I got is precious time." So there.

Shackler's Revenge 3:35

Axl's fascination with electronica asserts itself here as he fuses squiggly keyboards and modem-shriek stabs with hard-chugging guitars and a serpentine beat. Call in GN'R V 2.0.

Better 5:00

Opening with a sing-songy falsetto vocal, a pulsing melody and a beatbox, this seems to be a ballad -- until it kicks into a surging mid-tempo electro-rocker. Now we know better.

Street of Dreams 4:46

Cue the strings: Now it's time for the big, lushly orchestrated grand-piano power ballad -- aka the disc's November Rain. Axl's throaty warbling takes some getting used to, but it works.

If the World 4:50

Can Axl be funky? Apparently, yes -- judging by the Philly soul strings, hip-hop backbeat and wah-wah chicken-scratch licks on this groovy slow-roller. Extra points for the flamenco guitar.

There Was a Time 6:38

An orchestra and choir merge with a beatbox and shuddering, distorted guitars, while Rose waxes nostalgic over an old flame. We presume the tune's acronym is not an accident.

Catcher in the Rye 5:53

Another piano-driven slow-burner set to a gently funky groove and topped with existential lyrics inspired by Salinger. Honestly, this is the only song here that doesn't quite cut it.

Scraped 3:27

An a cappella intro leads into a punchy rocker a la Welcome to the Jungle -- but topped with intricate duelling vocals about how Axl is "unstoppable." No kidding.

Riad N' the Bedouins 4:10

Bedouins? We have no idea what the hell Rose is on about. But the thundering tom-toms and -- sorry, N' -- hard-driving funk guitars are the real stars of the show anyway.

Sorry 6:12

Axl broods through this lethargically slow waltz, blasting an ex (or perhaps an ex-bandmate?) with lines like: "You talk too much / You say I do / Difference is nobody cares about you." Ouch.

I.R.S. 4:30

Returning to the slinky, slow-grinding rock, Rose enlists the president, a PI, the IRS and the FBI to catch a woman who's cheating on him -- or perhaps her taxes. Still, killer chorus.

Madagascar 5:39

Plummy horns and shivering strings, a grandly sweeping landscape, a mid-song audio collage that samples both Martin Luther King and Cool Hand Luke -- Rose pulls out all the stops here.

This I Love 5:34

One last yearning, richly orchestrated piano ballad for the girls -- and the Queen fans in the crowd. Surprisingly, but wisely, Axl keeps the studio trickery to a minimum.

Prostitute 6:12

And one last bombastic, even more richly orchestrated electro-rocker for the boys. "Why I would choose / To prostitute myself / To live with fortune and shame?" asks Axl. Translation: Don't hold your breath for the sequel.

---

GUNS N' ROSES

Chinese Democracy

Rock

Sun Rating: 5 out of 5



Title: Re: Chinese Democracy Review Thread
Post by: The Catcher on November 23, 2008, 02:10:05 PM
Best review yet! :peace:


Title: Re: Chinese Democracy Review Thread
Post by: AC on November 23, 2008, 02:51:06 PM
Blame Canada! ;)

a.


Title: Re: Chinese Democracy Review Thread
Post by: Smoking Guns on November 23, 2008, 03:05:37 PM
Brave Words and Bloody Knuckles just put up their first of two reviews.  Here it is and I am afraid it is not good:

Yup, it's finally here ... do we care? The jury is still out. Do YOU the reader/listener care? Time will tell and the time is now! Here is the first of two (?) BraveWords.com reviews of GUNS N? ROSES' Chinese Democracy that FINALLY officially streets tomorrow (Sunday, November 23rd). Check out David Perri's take below:


Even just typing out that infamous record title for the purpose of this review is surreal. I mean, did anyone really think that Chinese Democracy would ever surface, let alone in 2008? It takes only one listen to this 14 year, $13 million purported tour-de-force to realize that W. Axl Rose, whether in a fit of delusion of grandeur or as a result of being seemingly a lonely recluse, has tried to create the greatest rock record of all time. He?s quite clearly not succeeded, but Chinese Democracy reeks of bombastic ambition anyway (and sometimes overbearingly so, as is the case in the opening moments of ?Madagascar?, ?There Was A Time? and ?Sorry?): it?s clear Rose aims high. But the main fault here, aside from the inexcusable sin of Slash and Duff not being involved, is that Chinese Democracy sounds dated, which is not surprising given that it's been in production since the Clinton administration?s first term. As well, when Chinese Democracy began its life-span, Rose?s obsession was then-superstar Nine Inch Nails and, though I?m a big fan of NIN, referencing Trent Reznor?s technological work in your own is always an immediate death sentence, as trendy technology has trouble standing the test of time. Chinese Democracy is at its best when Rose and his motley crew of hired guns (Tommy Stinson, you deserve so much better) do what Guns was once known for, namely rocking out with reckless abandon. As such, the top moments on Chinese Democracy are ?Riad N? The Bedouins? and ?Shackler?s Revenge? (despite that lame intro), with the title track/first single also showing potential, but no hook. Chinese Democracy?s undisputed highlight, however, is the brilliant ?Better?, a song that is amongst the best of the GN?R canon and should have acted as the archetype for the rest of Chinese Democracy. Elsewhere, Rose references everyone from the aforementioned Nine Inch Nails to Queen (and how), Pink Floyd, reggae, hip-hop and film soundtracks; ergo, Chinese Democracy feels like the inconsistent decade-old effort that it is, a record that is alternately confused, way too AM radio earnest (?Street Of Dreams?, ?Catcher In The Rye?) and morbidly fascinating, like that terrible highway wreck you just can?t take your eyes off of. After ten-plus years of not giving a shit about Axl Rose I have become curious enough to actually listen to Chinese Democracy, but that?s where it ends for Axl and his warped opus: the second Chinese Democracy is released, it loses all relevance, mystique and influence. The very fact that Chinese Democracy never surfaced is what made it so notorious and coveted, and now that it?s actually here it no longer possesses its vast cache of significance. In order to keep the cult of Chinese Democracy alive Rose should have never released this, and should have instead continued to offer only vague clues about the record via Sebastian Bach in the upcoming years. God damn, did anyone think W. Axl Rose was actually going to pull this off?

5/10


Title: Re: Chinese Democracy Review Thread
Post by: SLCPUNK on November 23, 2008, 03:22:25 PM
God damn, did anyone think W. Axl Rose was actually going to pull this off?


On the contrary, many people think that he did pull it off.


Title: Re: Chinese Democracy Review Thread
Post by: GeraldFord on November 23, 2008, 03:26:58 PM
Brave Words and Bloody Knuckles just put up their first of two reviews.  Here it is and I am afraid it is not good:

Yup, it's finally here ... do we care? The jury is still out. Do YOU the reader/listener care? Time will tell and the time is now! Here is the first of two (?) BraveWords.com reviews of GUNS N? ROSES' Chinese Democracy that FINALLY officially streets tomorrow (Sunday, November 23rd). Check out David Perri's take below:


Even just typing out that infamous record title for the purpose of this review is surreal. I mean, did anyone really think that Chinese Democracy would ever surface, let alone in 2008? It takes only one listen to this 14 year, $13 million purported tour-de-force to realize that W. Axl Rose, whether in a fit of delusion of grandeur or as a result of being seemingly a lonely recluse, has tried to create the greatest rock record of all time. He?s quite clearly not succeeded, but Chinese Democracy reeks of bombastic ambition anyway (and sometimes overbearingly so, as is the case in the opening moments of ?Madagascar?, ?There Was A Time? and ?Sorry?): it?s clear Rose aims high. But the main fault here, aside from the inexcusable sin of Slash and Duff not being involved, is that Chinese Democracy sounds dated, which is not surprising given that it's been in production since the Clinton administration?s first term. As well, when Chinese Democracy began its life-span, Rose?s obsession was then-superstar Nine Inch Nails and, though I?m a big fan of NIN, referencing Trent Reznor?s technological work in your own is always an immediate death sentence, as trendy technology has trouble standing the test of time. Chinese Democracy is at its best when Rose and his motley crew of hired guns (Tommy Stinson, you deserve so much better) do what Guns was once known for, namely rocking out with reckless abandon. As such, the top moments on Chinese Democracy are ?Riad N? The Bedouins? and ?Shackler?s Revenge? (despite that lame intro), with the title track/first single also showing potential, but no hook. Chinese Democracy?s undisputed highlight, however, is the brilliant ?Better?, a song that is amongst the best of the GN?R canon and should have acted as the archetype for the rest of Chinese Democracy. Elsewhere, Rose references everyone from the aforementioned Nine Inch Nails to Queen (and how), Pink Floyd, reggae, hip-hop and film soundtracks; ergo, Chinese Democracy feels like the inconsistent decade-old effort that it is, a record that is alternately confused, way too AM radio earnest (?Street Of Dreams?, ?Catcher In The Rye?) and morbidly fascinating, like that terrible highway wreck you just can?t take your eyes off of. After ten-plus years of not giving a shit about Axl Rose I have become curious enough to actually listen to Chinese Democracy, but that?s where it ends for Axl and his warped opus: the second Chinese Democracy is released, it loses all relevance, mystique and influence. The very fact that Chinese Democracy never surfaced is what made it so notorious and coveted, and now that it?s actually here it no longer possesses its vast cache of significance. In order to keep the cult of Chinese Democracy alive Rose should have never released this, and should have instead continued to offer only vague clues about the record via Sebastian Bach in the upcoming years. God damn, did anyone think W. Axl Rose was actually going to pull this off?

5/10

If you don't like the album, fine; but this reviewer is just a retard.


Title: Re: Chinese Democracy Review Thread
Post by: Ali on November 23, 2008, 03:34:56 PM
Brave Words and Bloody Knuckles just put up their first of two reviews.  Here it is and I am afraid it is not good:

Yup, it's finally here ... do we care? The jury is still out. Do YOU the reader/listener care? Time will tell and the time is now! Here is the first of two (?) BraveWords.com reviews of GUNS N? ROSES' Chinese Democracy that FINALLY officially streets tomorrow (Sunday, November 23rd). Check out David Perri's take below:


Even just typing out that infamous record title for the purpose of this review is surreal. I mean, did anyone really think that Chinese Democracy would ever surface, let alone in 2008? It takes only one listen to this 14 year, $13 million purported tour-de-force to realize that W. Axl Rose, whether in a fit of delusion of grandeur or as a result of being seemingly a lonely recluse, has tried to create the greatest rock record of all time. He?s quite clearly not succeeded, but Chinese Democracy reeks of bombastic ambition anyway (and sometimes overbearingly so, as is the case in the opening moments of ?Madagascar?, ?There Was A Time? and ?Sorry?): it?s clear Rose aims high. But the main fault here, aside from the inexcusable sin of Slash and Duff not being involved, is that Chinese Democracy sounds dated, which is not surprising given that it's been in production since the Clinton administration?s first term. As well, when Chinese Democracy began its life-span, Rose?s obsession was then-superstar Nine Inch Nails and, though I?m a big fan of NIN, referencing Trent Reznor?s technological work in your own is always an immediate death sentence, as trendy technology has trouble standing the test of time. Chinese Democracy is at its best when Rose and his motley crew of hired guns (Tommy Stinson, you deserve so much better) do what Guns was once known for, namely rocking out with reckless abandon. As such, the top moments on Chinese Democracy are ?Riad N? The Bedouins? and ?Shackler?s Revenge? (despite that lame intro), with the title track/first single also showing potential, but no hook. Chinese Democracy?s undisputed highlight, however, is the brilliant ?Better?, a song that is amongst the best of the GN?R canon and should have acted as the archetype for the rest of Chinese Democracy. Elsewhere, Rose references everyone from the aforementioned Nine Inch Nails to Queen (and how), Pink Floyd, reggae, hip-hop and film soundtracks; ergo, Chinese Democracy feels like the inconsistent decade-old effort that it is, a record that is alternately confused, way too AM radio earnest (?Street Of Dreams?, ?Catcher In The Rye?) and morbidly fascinating, like that terrible highway wreck you just can?t take your eyes off of. After ten-plus years of not giving a shit about Axl Rose I have become curious enough to actually listen to Chinese Democracy, but that?s where it ends for Axl and his warped opus: the second Chinese Democracy is released, it loses all relevance, mystique and influence. The very fact that Chinese Democracy never surfaced is what made it so notorious and coveted, and now that it?s actually here it no longer possesses its vast cache of significance. In order to keep the cult of Chinese Democracy alive Rose should have never released this, and should have instead continued to offer only vague clues about the record via Sebastian Bach in the upcoming years. God damn, did anyone think W. Axl Rose was actually going to pull this off?

5/10

This review seems oddly angry and vitriolic.  It's rife with anger and even disdain towards Axl.  It's quite clear that when you open with a reference to the "inexcusable sing" of Slash and Duff not being on the record, you have an already established negative mindset towards the project.  It's hard, if not impossible to shake a pre-existing mindset, especially when it's filled with such anger.

Ali


Title: Re: Chinese Democracy Review Thread
Post by: sandman on November 23, 2008, 04:13:37 PM
Philadelphia Inquirer

3.5 Stars (out of 4)

i included the link. it's not that interesting of a review. he says Axl lowered expectations over the years. the key quote is that he calls the album "shockingly good."
 
http://www.philly.com/inquirer/entertainment/20081123_Axl_Rose_delivers__after_17_years.html


Title: Re: Chinese Democracy Review Thread
Post by: Mysteron on November 23, 2008, 04:22:15 PM
Brave Words and Bloody Knuckles just put up their first of two reviews.  Here it is and I am afraid it is not good:

Yup, it's finally here ... do we care? The jury is still out. Do YOU the reader/listener care? Time will tell and the time is now! Here is the first of two (?) BraveWords.com reviews of GUNS N? ROSES' Chinese Democracy that FINALLY officially streets tomorrow (Sunday, November 23rd). Check out David Perri's take below:


Even just typing out that infamous record title for the purpose of this review is surreal. I mean, did anyone really think that Chinese Democracy would ever surface, let alone in 2008? It takes only one listen to this 14 year, $13 million purported tour-de-force to realize that W. Axl Rose, whether in a fit of delusion of grandeur or as a result of being seemingly a lonely recluse, has tried to create the greatest rock record of all time. He?s quite clearly not succeeded, but Chinese Democracy reeks of bombastic ambition anyway (and sometimes overbearingly so, as is the case in the opening moments of ?Madagascar?, ?There Was A Time? and ?Sorry?): it?s clear Rose aims high. But the main fault here, aside from the inexcusable sin of Slash and Duff not being involved, is that Chinese Democracy sounds dated, which is not surprising given that it's been in production since the Clinton administration?s first term. As well, when Chinese Democracy began its life-span, Rose?s obsession was then-superstar Nine Inch Nails and, though I?m a big fan of NIN, referencing Trent Reznor?s technological work in your own is always an immediate death sentence, as trendy technology has trouble standing the test of time. Chinese Democracy is at its best when Rose and his motley crew of hired guns (Tommy Stinson, you deserve so much better) do what Guns was once known for, namely rocking out with reckless abandon. As such, the top moments on Chinese Democracy are ?Riad N? The Bedouins? and ?Shackler?s Revenge? (despite that lame intro), with the title track/first single also showing potential, but no hook. Chinese Democracy?s undisputed highlight, however, is the brilliant ?Better?, a song that is amongst the best of the GN?R canon and should have acted as the archetype for the rest of Chinese Democracy. Elsewhere, Rose references everyone from the aforementioned Nine Inch Nails to Queen (and how), Pink Floyd, reggae, hip-hop and film soundtracks; ergo, Chinese Democracy feels like the inconsistent decade-old effort that it is, a record that is alternately confused, way too AM radio earnest (?Street Of Dreams?, ?Catcher In The Rye?) and morbidly fascinating, like that terrible highway wreck you just can?t take your eyes off of. After ten-plus years of not giving a shit about Axl Rose I have become curious enough to actually listen to Chinese Democracy, but that?s where it ends for Axl and his warped opus: the second Chinese Democracy is released, it loses all relevance, mystique and influence. The very fact that Chinese Democracy never surfaced is what made it so notorious and coveted, and now that it?s actually here it no longer possesses its vast cache of significance. In order to keep the cult of Chinese Democracy alive Rose should have never released this, and should have instead continued to offer only vague clues about the record via Sebastian Bach in the upcoming years. God damn, did anyone think W. Axl Rose was actually going to pull this off?

5/10

This review seems oddly angry and vitriolic.  It's rife with anger and even disdain towards Axl.  It's quite clear that when you open with a reference to the "inexcusable sing" of Slash and Duff not being on the record, you have an already established negative mindset towards the project.  It's hard, if not impossible to shake a pre-existing mindset, especially when it's filled with such anger.

Ali

I think it is not professional to review an album this way.

One should listen to an album a few times, and treat it individually, irrespective of what has come before.

The new Guns album has allowed us to review the reviewers and see who is fair and professional and who is not. It is interesting to read.


Title: Re: Chinese Democracy Review Thread
Post by: GeraldFord on November 23, 2008, 04:25:07 PM
Quote
The new Guns album has allowed us to review the reviewers and see who is fair and professional and who is not. It is interesting to read.

Yeah, I think you nailed it.


Title: Re: Chinese Democracy Review Thread
Post by: D on November 23, 2008, 04:25:38 PM
Journalist are wanna be's who never got to be so they are bitter.

kind of like the shit athlete in high school who sucked so he always criticizes pro athletes etc.


FUCK the critics


Title: Re: Chinese Democracy Review Thread
Post by: Ali on November 23, 2008, 04:28:58 PM
Philadelphia Inquirer

3.5 Stars (out of 4)

i included the link. it's not that interesting of a review. he says Axl lowered expectations over the years. the key quote is that he calls the album "shockingly good."
 
http://www.philly.com/inquirer/entertainment/20081123_Axl_Rose_delivers__after_17_years.html

Wow, Philly giving GN'R some love!!!

Ali


Title: Re: Chinese Democracy Review Thread
Post by: GeraldFord on November 23, 2008, 04:29:37 PM
Journalist are wanna be's who never got to be so they are bitter.

kind of like the shit athlete in high school who sucked so he always criticizes pro athletes etc.


FUCK the critics

If someone doesn't like the album--fine, we don't have to agree with them. But when they spend most of the article saying how Axl is a jerk, he needs Slash/Duff, etc. it's just really lame.


Title: Re: Chinese Democracy Review Thread
Post by: Ali on November 23, 2008, 04:31:07 PM
Brave Words and Bloody Knuckles just put up their first of two reviews.  Here it is and I am afraid it is not good:

Yup, it's finally here ... do we care? The jury is still out. Do YOU the reader/listener care? Time will tell and the time is now! Here is the first of two (?) BraveWords.com reviews of GUNS N? ROSES' Chinese Democracy that FINALLY officially streets tomorrow (Sunday, November 23rd). Check out David Perri's take below:


Even just typing out that infamous record title for the purpose of this review is surreal. I mean, did anyone really think that Chinese Democracy would ever surface, let alone in 2008? It takes only one listen to this 14 year, $13 million purported tour-de-force to realize that W. Axl Rose, whether in a fit of delusion of grandeur or as a result of being seemingly a lonely recluse, has tried to create the greatest rock record of all time. He?s quite clearly not succeeded, but Chinese Democracy reeks of bombastic ambition anyway (and sometimes overbearingly so, as is the case in the opening moments of ?Madagascar?, ?There Was A Time? and ?Sorry?): it?s clear Rose aims high. But the main fault here, aside from the inexcusable sin of Slash and Duff not being involved, is that Chinese Democracy sounds dated, which is not surprising given that it's been in production since the Clinton administration?s first term. As well, when Chinese Democracy began its life-span, Rose?s obsession was then-superstar Nine Inch Nails and, though I?m a big fan of NIN, referencing Trent Reznor?s technological work in your own is always an immediate death sentence, as trendy technology has trouble standing the test of time. Chinese Democracy is at its best when Rose and his motley crew of hired guns (Tommy Stinson, you deserve so much better) do what Guns was once known for, namely rocking out with reckless abandon. As such, the top moments on Chinese Democracy are ?Riad N? The Bedouins? and ?Shackler?s Revenge? (despite that lame intro), with the title track/first single also showing potential, but no hook. Chinese Democracy?s undisputed highlight, however, is the brilliant ?Better?, a song that is amongst the best of the GN?R canon and should have acted as the archetype for the rest of Chinese Democracy. Elsewhere, Rose references everyone from the aforementioned Nine Inch Nails to Queen (and how), Pink Floyd, reggae, hip-hop and film soundtracks; ergo, Chinese Democracy feels like the inconsistent decade-old effort that it is, a record that is alternately confused, way too AM radio earnest (?Street Of Dreams?, ?Catcher In The Rye?) and morbidly fascinating, like that terrible highway wreck you just can?t take your eyes off of. After ten-plus years of not giving a shit about Axl Rose I have become curious enough to actually listen to Chinese Democracy, but that?s where it ends for Axl and his warped opus: the second Chinese Democracy is released, it loses all relevance, mystique and influence. The very fact that Chinese Democracy never surfaced is what made it so notorious and coveted, and now that it?s actually here it no longer possesses its vast cache of significance. In order to keep the cult of Chinese Democracy alive Rose should have never released this, and should have instead continued to offer only vague clues about the record via Sebastian Bach in the upcoming years. God damn, did anyone think W. Axl Rose was actually going to pull this off?

5/10

This review seems oddly angry and vitriolic.  It's rife with anger and even disdain towards Axl.  It's quite clear that when you open with a reference to the "inexcusable sing" of Slash and Duff not being on the record, you have an already established negative mindset towards the project.  It's hard, if not impossible to shake a pre-existing mindset, especially when it's filled with such anger.

Ali

I think it is not professional to review an album this way.

One should listen to an album a few times, and treat it individually, irrespective of what has come before.

The new Guns album has allowed us to review the reviewers and see who is fair and professional and who is not. It is interesting to read.

Yeah, it is unprofessional to display such anger and vitriol in what is allegedly an objective critique.

Ali


Title: Re: Chinese Democracy Review Thread
Post by: D on November 23, 2008, 04:38:03 PM
Exactly Richard

Ive said a million times, I don't mind a bad review as long as it seems they just didn't "GET" it. they listened to the music and they didn't like it. That is ok, I can live with that


when reviews mention the time, the money, the old band............. saying it sounds "Dated" WTF does that even mean?


U can tell what reviews are genuine and which aren't.


Title: Re: Chinese Democracy Review Thread
Post by: TWT on November 23, 2008, 04:55:45 PM
Some of these critics have been waiting to slate this thing as long as we've waited to have it in our hands. You have to let them have their little moment in the spotlight. They'll never get this much attention again  : ok:

I'm assuming that's why it was played on MySpace. In the age of the internet, the public decides what the public wants. It would be nice to see it getting more praise, but whatever. After all these years, I still don't actually know or care who Mick Wall is.


Title: Re: Chinese Democracy Review Thread
Post by: mikestone on November 23, 2008, 05:02:50 PM
Brave Words and Bloody Knuckles just put up their first of two reviews.  Here it is and I am afraid it is not good:

Yup, it's finally here ... do we care? The jury is still out. Do YOU the reader/listener care? Time will tell and the time is now! Here is the first of two (?) BraveWords.com reviews of GUNS N? ROSES' Chinese Democracy that FINALLY officially streets tomorrow (Sunday, November 23rd). Check out David Perri's take below:


Even just typing out that infamous record title for the purpose of this review is surreal. I mean, did anyone really think that Chinese Democracy would ever surface, let alone in 2008? It takes only one listen to this 14 year, $13 million purported tour-de-force to realize that W. Axl Rose, whether in a fit of delusion of grandeur or as a result of being seemingly a lonely recluse, has tried to create the greatest rock record of all time. He?s quite clearly not succeeded, but Chinese Democracy reeks of bombastic ambition anyway (and sometimes overbearingly so, as is the case in the opening moments of ?Madagascar?, ?There Was A Time? and ?Sorry?): it?s clear Rose aims high. But the main fault here, aside from the inexcusable sin of Slash and Duff not being involved, is that Chinese Democracy sounds dated, which is not surprising given that it's been in production since the Clinton administration?s first term. As well, when Chinese Democracy began its life-span, Rose?s obsession was then-superstar Nine Inch Nails and, though I?m a big fan of NIN, referencing Trent Reznor?s technological work in your own is always an immediate death sentence, as trendy technology has trouble standing the test of time. Chinese Democracy is at its best when Rose and his motley crew of hired guns (Tommy Stinson, you deserve so much better) do what Guns was once known for, namely rocking out with reckless abandon. As such, the top moments on Chinese Democracy are ?Riad N? The Bedouins? and ?Shackler?s Revenge? (despite that lame intro), with the title track/first single also showing potential, but no hook. Chinese Democracy?s undisputed highlight, however, is the brilliant ?Better?, a song that is amongst the best of the GN?R canon and should have acted as the archetype for the rest of Chinese Democracy. Elsewhere, Rose references everyone from the aforementioned Nine Inch Nails to Queen (and how), Pink Floyd, reggae, hip-hop and film soundtracks; ergo, Chinese Democracy feels like the inconsistent decade-old effort that it is, a record that is alternately confused, way too AM radio earnest (?Street Of Dreams?, ?Catcher In The Rye?) and morbidly fascinating, like that terrible highway wreck you just can?t take your eyes off of. After ten-plus years of not giving a shit about Axl Rose I have become curious enough to actually listen to Chinese Democracy, but that?s where it ends for Axl and his warped opus: the second Chinese Democracy is released, it loses all relevance, mystique and influence. The very fact that Chinese Democracy never surfaced is what made it so notorious and coveted, and now that it?s actually here it no longer possesses its vast cache of significance. In order to keep the cult of Chinese Democracy alive Rose should have never released this, and should have instead continued to offer only vague clues about the record via Sebastian Bach in the upcoming years. God damn, did anyone think W. Axl Rose was actually going to pull this off?

5/10


/\ vr fan ,slash suckbuddy


Title: Re: Chinese Democracy Review Thread
Post by: demo23nz on November 23, 2008, 05:24:46 PM


when reviews mention the time,

I totally agree with your general point, and with the fact that the time/money spent on the recording shouldn't have any impact on anyone's assessment of its merit.

However, when the TV spot advertising Chi Dem over here in Britain actually emphasises the time that's elapsed since the last release, it's really not surprising reviewers target it too.


Title: Re: Chinese Democracy Review Thread
Post by: demo23nz on November 23, 2008, 05:30:18 PM

If someone doesn't like the album--fine, we don't have to agree with them. But when they spend most of the article saying how Axl is a jerk, he needs Slash/Duff, etc. it's just really lame.

Whether or not Axl is a jerk is indeed completely irrelevant when reviewing an album.

Suggesting Axl needs Slash/Duff/Izzy etc to make his best music, however,  can be presented as a legitimate musical opinion. People reviewing ANY band that has had lineup changes will comment on the impact those changes have had, good or bad.

Of course, in this case that will often be an opinion they've been locked into from before they even heard the album, but when that's the case it's normally pretty evident from the get-go.


Title: Re: Chinese Democracy Review Thread
Post by: riotact_vancity on November 23, 2008, 05:49:33 PM
Brave Words and Bloody Knuckles just put up their first of two reviews.  Here it is and I am afraid it is not good:

Yup, it's finally here ... do we care? The jury is still out. Do YOU the reader/listener care? Time will tell and the time is now! Here is the first of two (?) BraveWords.com reviews of GUNS N? ROSES' Chinese Democracy that FINALLY officially streets tomorrow (Sunday, November 23rd). Check out David Perri's take below:


Even just typing out that infamous record title for the purpose of this review is surreal. I mean, did anyone really think that Chinese Democracy would ever surface, let alone in 2008? It takes only one listen to this 14 year, $13 million purported tour-de-force to realize that W. Axl Rose, whether in a fit of delusion of grandeur or as a result of being seemingly a lonely recluse, has tried to create the greatest rock record of all time. He?s quite clearly not succeeded, but Chinese Democracy reeks of bombastic ambition anyway (and sometimes overbearingly so, as is the case in the opening moments of ?Madagascar?, ?There Was A Time? and ?Sorry?): it?s clear Rose aims high. But the main fault here, aside from the inexcusable sin of Slash and Duff not being involved, is that Chinese Democracy sounds dated, which is not surprising given that it's been in production since the Clinton administration?s first term. As well, when Chinese Democracy began its life-span, Rose?s obsession was then-superstar Nine Inch Nails and, though I?m a big fan of NIN, referencing Trent Reznor?s technological work in your own is always an immediate death sentence, as trendy technology has trouble standing the test of time. Chinese Democracy is at its best when Rose and his motley crew of hired guns (Tommy Stinson, you deserve so much better) do what Guns was once known for, namely rocking out with reckless abandon. As such, the top moments on Chinese Democracy are ?Riad N? The Bedouins? and ?Shackler?s Revenge? (despite that lame intro), with the title track/first single also showing potential, but no hook. Chinese Democracy?s undisputed highlight, however, is the brilliant ?Better?, a song that is amongst the best of the GN?R canon and should have acted as the archetype for the rest of Chinese Democracy. Elsewhere, Rose references everyone from the aforementioned Nine Inch Nails to Queen (and how), Pink Floyd, reggae, hip-hop and film soundtracks; ergo, Chinese Democracy feels like the inconsistent decade-old effort that it is, a record that is alternately confused, way too AM radio earnest (?Street Of Dreams?, ?Catcher In The Rye?) and morbidly fascinating, like that terrible highway wreck you just can?t take your eyes off of. After ten-plus years of not giving a shit about Axl Rose I have become curious enough to actually listen to Chinese Democracy, but that?s where it ends for Axl and his warped opus: the second Chinese Democracy is released, it loses all relevance, mystique and influence. The very fact that Chinese Democracy never surfaced is what made it so notorious and coveted, and now that it?s actually here it no longer possesses its vast cache of significance. In order to keep the cult of Chinese Democracy alive Rose should have never released this, and should have instead continued to offer only vague clues about the record via Sebastian Bach in the upcoming years. God damn, did anyone think W. Axl Rose was actually going to pull this off?

5/10

This review seems oddly angry and vitriolic.  It's rife with anger and even disdain towards Axl.  It's quite clear that when you open with a reference to the "inexcusable sing" of Slash and Duff not being on the record, you have an already established negative mindset towards the project.  It's hard, if not impossible to shake a pre-existing mindset, especially when it's filled with such anger.

Ali

I think it is not professional to review an album this way.

One should listen to an album a few times, and treat it individually, irrespective of what has come before.

The new Guns album has allowed us to review the reviewers and see who is fair and professional and who is not. It is interesting to read.

whats unprofessional about the review? didnt a lot of the early reviews only get to listen to it once?

it seems when people give it a great review the opinion on this board is something like "finally, someone who knows what he's doing when he reviews a record" whereas when someone gives a poor review they're idiots who shouldnt be allowed in front of a keyboard....some people just wont like it, though i cant personally understand how some of the songs arent universal.


Title: Re: Chinese Democracy Review Thread
Post by: riotact_vancity on November 23, 2008, 05:50:31 PM



FUCK the critics

okay, but then dont lionize the ones who think it's a masterpiece...


Title: Re: Chinese Democracy Review Thread
Post by: D on November 23, 2008, 05:51:59 PM



FUCK the critics

okay, but then dont lionize the ones who think it's a masterpiece...

Let me rephrase

Fuck the Critics who don't review the "music"only.

The other shit doesn't matter or shouldn't.


Title: Re: Chinese Democracy Review Thread
Post by: Ali on November 23, 2008, 06:51:23 PM
Brave Words and Bloody Knuckles just put up their first of two reviews.  Here it is and I am afraid it is not good:

Yup, it's finally here ... do we care? The jury is still out. Do YOU the reader/listener care? Time will tell and the time is now! Here is the first of two (?) BraveWords.com reviews of GUNS N? ROSES' Chinese Democracy that FINALLY officially streets tomorrow (Sunday, November 23rd). Check out David Perri's take below:


Even just typing out that infamous record title for the purpose of this review is surreal. I mean, did anyone really think that Chinese Democracy would ever surface, let alone in 2008? It takes only one listen to this 14 year, $13 million purported tour-de-force to realize that W. Axl Rose, whether in a fit of delusion of grandeur or as a result of being seemingly a lonely recluse, has tried to create the greatest rock record of all time. He?s quite clearly not succeeded, but Chinese Democracy reeks of bombastic ambition anyway (and sometimes overbearingly so, as is the case in the opening moments of ?Madagascar?, ?There Was A Time? and ?Sorry?): it?s clear Rose aims high. But the main fault here, aside from the inexcusable sin of Slash and Duff not being involved, is that Chinese Democracy sounds dated, which is not surprising given that it's been in production since the Clinton administration?s first term. As well, when Chinese Democracy began its life-span, Rose?s obsession was then-superstar Nine Inch Nails and, though I?m a big fan of NIN, referencing Trent Reznor?s technological work in your own is always an immediate death sentence, as trendy technology has trouble standing the test of time. Chinese Democracy is at its best when Rose and his motley crew of hired guns (Tommy Stinson, you deserve so much better) do what Guns was once known for, namely rocking out with reckless abandon. As such, the top moments on Chinese Democracy are ?Riad N? The Bedouins? and ?Shackler?s Revenge? (despite that lame intro), with the title track/first single also showing potential, but no hook. Chinese Democracy?s undisputed highlight, however, is the brilliant ?Better?, a song that is amongst the best of the GN?R canon and should have acted as the archetype for the rest of Chinese Democracy. Elsewhere, Rose references everyone from the aforementioned Nine Inch Nails to Queen (and how), Pink Floyd, reggae, hip-hop and film soundtracks; ergo, Chinese Democracy feels like the inconsistent decade-old effort that it is, a record that is alternately confused, way too AM radio earnest (?Street Of Dreams?, ?Catcher In The Rye?) and morbidly fascinating, like that terrible highway wreck you just can?t take your eyes off of. After ten-plus years of not giving a shit about Axl Rose I have become curious enough to actually listen to Chinese Democracy, but that?s where it ends for Axl and his warped opus: the second Chinese Democracy is released, it loses all relevance, mystique and influence. The very fact that Chinese Democracy never surfaced is what made it so notorious and coveted, and now that it?s actually here it no longer possesses its vast cache of significance. In order to keep the cult of Chinese Democracy alive Rose should have never released this, and should have instead continued to offer only vague clues about the record via Sebastian Bach in the upcoming years. God damn, did anyone think W. Axl Rose was actually going to pull this off?

5/10

This review seems oddly angry and vitriolic.  It's rife with anger and even disdain towards Axl.  It's quite clear that when you open with a reference to the "inexcusable sing" of Slash and Duff not being on the record, you have an already established negative mindset towards the project.  It's hard, if not impossible to shake a pre-existing mindset, especially when it's filled with such anger.

Ali

I think it is not professional to review an album this way.

One should listen to an album a few times, and treat it individually, irrespective of what has come before.

The new Guns album has allowed us to review the reviewers and see who is fair and professional and who is not. It is interesting to read.

whats unprofessional about the review? didnt a lot of the early reviews only get to listen to it once?

it seems when people give it a great review the opinion on this board is something like "finally, someone who knows what he's doing when he reviews a record" whereas when someone gives a poor review they're idiots who shouldnt be allowed in front of a keyboard....some people just wont like it, though i cant personally understand how some of the songs arent universal.

You're missing the point.  The problem is the level of anger and hostility the reviewer has towards Axl.  That hostility will ALWAYS cloud your judgment when reviewing a record.  And to display that hostility so unapologetically is beyond unprofessional, it's stupid because it makes you look bitter, like you have an axe to grind.

Ali


Title: Re: Chinese Democracy Review Thread
Post by: GypsySoul on November 23, 2008, 07:51:19 PM
'DEMOCRACY' IN ACTION
By DAN AQUILANTE/NY Post

November 23, 2008 --

YES Virginia, there is a new Guns 'N' Roses album. After more than 15 years of rumors and jokes about the existence of Axl Rose's fabled opus "Chinese Democracy," the unpredictable and reclusive singer turns myth into reality with today's release of the most delayed record in rock history.

All you GN'R fans and haters ready to slag the disc because it took forever to finish, suck up the venom. Axl made a kickass rock record.

There are no apologies or major missteps on "Chinese Democracy," unless you count its exclusive distribution through "Best Buy" stores in the US. It's a record that sounds like an honest continuation of the band's work despite the monumental recording hiatus and the fact that Rose is now the sole founding member remaining in the band.

A large part of that consistency goes to the man's voice, which is still fantastic whether he's wailing through an arena power ballad or squeezing his pipes into falsettos during numbers that sound as influenced by the grind of Nine Inch Nails as the metallic pop of his youth. While there is occasionally a little too much Broadway bombast in Rose's vocal attack - there always was - in all, this disc displays a rock timelessness that never sounds like a dated, tired GN'R retread.

Here, track-by-track, is how the musical origami of "Chinese Democracy" unfolds.

"Chinese Democracy": As a musical mission statement that says GN'R is back, the title track is a glorious headbanger. It starts with a haunting mix of Asian flutes and Chinese chatter that gives way to crisp, percussive guitar work and Axl drawling lyrics as inscrutable as fortune-cookie wisdom. He seems to be saying that time is running out, yet time changes nothing. A great rock song waiting to be played in an arena.

"Shackler's Revenge": This is one of the disc's most interesting mutants, bridging classic GN'R hard rock and industrial crunch. The yin/yang effect of the different styles and the bold midsong guitar solo are the key reasons this track was snatched up for placement in the second edition of the video game "Rock Band," released earlier this fall.

"Better": Opening with a guitar lick reminiscent of the "Twilight Zone" theme, "Better" finds Axl getting in touch with his emotions. He praises love and laments losing it - and he manages to do so without stepping in sap. Again, Axl's crafted a complex melody with multiple bridge elements that isn't satisfied with just being a catchy tune.

"Street of Dreams": Last year, Rose was playing this song in concert and calling it "The Blues." He was right the first time. "Street" is a kitchen-sink ballad in which he turns on his show-tune voice to match the opening Elton John piano riff. Then he sweetens (for the worse) with an overzealous string orchestration.

"If the World": One of the album's top tracks. The drums have a gris-gris swamp groove that quickly gets funked up enough to support an Isaac Hayes-like melody. There's even a hint of the piano line from Traffic's "Dear Mister Fantasy." In keeping with the song's wide musical scope, Rose muses on the end of the world.

"There Was a Time": Sounding more like the Eagles' "Hotel California" than anything in the Guns songbook, "Time" gives Axl a chance to trash a girl who did him wrong. If you think it's about anything else, just condense the title to its initials.

"Catcher in the Rye": In this piano ballad, Axl channels his inner Beatle. It's a very pretty song in which he attempts to unravel the mystery of why angst-ridden, sexually repressed, screwed-up youths like to imagine themselves as J.D. Salinger's Holden Caulfield before they pull a trigger and kill men like John Lennon.

"Scraped": Straight-up, take-no-prisoners rock, it boasts one of the disc's best guitar solos, shredded by KFC-loving ax-man Buckethead. He recorded the riff years ago, before being booted like a host of other sidemen.

"Riad N' the Bedouins": On this urgent, heavy power-beat rocker that could have been called "Osama and the Suicide Skyjackers," Axl says he won't live in fear in a terror-filled world. Good song, but its 9/11 references are as subtle as a sledgehammer.

"Sorry": Is Pink Floyd listening? Because Axl's been listening to them.

"IRS": Another standout, this one flips between mellow introspection and a raging metal storm. It's a relationship song. Axl in love is scary.

"Madagascar": This is among the most epic "November Rain"-style songs on the record. It raises a fist against prejudice by interpolating Martin Luther King Jr.'s "I Have a Dream" speech. But in an otherwise adventurous collection, this one's a little too repetitious.

"This I Love": Axl goes all Freddie Mercury on this Queen-esque love ballad. Surprisingly, it works for him. It's such an unexpected move for Rose, it makes you pay attention to how good a singer he really is.

"Prostitute": For any fan contemplating why Axl abandoned them for 14 years, the opening lines might help. He sings, with sincerity, "It seems like forever and a day, if my intentions were misunderstood, please be kind, I've done all I should." In fact, he's done just that on this imperfect but solid record.


Title: Re: Chinese Democracy Review Thread
Post by: 14 Yrs Of Silence on November 23, 2008, 09:14:00 PM
The thing that bothers me most, at least at this moment, is when reviewers label CD as "dated".  Had the same material been released in a short time span no one would label it as dated.


Title: Re: Chinese Democracy Review Thread
Post by: The Catcher on November 23, 2008, 10:05:03 PM


"Riad N' the Bedouins": On this urgent, heavy power-beat rocker that could have been called "Osama and the Suicide Skyjackers," Axl says he won't live in fear in a terror-filled world. Good song, but its 9/11 references are as subtle as a sledgehammer.


Talk about not doing research before you write the article. That song was perfomed live, not to mention written, before September 11th. God, I wish people would chill with their terror retoric once in a while. Sure, it can pop into mind as a motivation for the lyrics post-9/11, but Jesus Christ, it can mean so many other things too. Who knows, Axl writes deep lyrics, not obvious terror referances. Otherwise ok review, but a little too personally written. I wish people with chill witht the comparisons to other artist. Completely uncalled for, judge the music for what it is. It just shows the reviewer doesn't know what he is talking about and to boast knowledge anyway.


Title: Re: Chinese Democracy Review Thread
Post by: LittleFly on November 23, 2008, 10:24:29 PM

"IRS": Another standout, this one flips between mellow introspection and a raging metal storm. It's a relationship song. Axl in love is scary.
BAHAHAHAHAHAH 

Oh man, that made me laugh so hard!!!   :rofl:


Title: Re: Chinese Democracy Review Thread
Post by: Sandinista on November 23, 2008, 11:38:52 PM
Sign up and rate that album HTGTHers!

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4 excellent Dave de Sylvia STAFF (179 Reviews) 2008-11-23

Summary: Chinese Democracy is comfortably the most consistent product the band has put out since Appetite For Destruction.

The words ?Chinese Democracy? conjure up all kinds of images, from Tiananmen Square to rioting monks in Tibet, but surely the most enduring image- for music fans anyway- is of be-braided rock n? roll recluse Axl Rose slaving over a hot mixing desk in his pimp hat and trackies (OK, maybe some of those details are specific to me). 14 years since what was left of the band assembled to write the follow-up to 1991?s Use Your Illusion I & II, and a good decade since recordings began in earnest, the big fear was that Axl might have overcooked the eggs- his penchant for big, big arrangements is legendary, after all, and the band line-up has swelled to a generous nine members at times (it currently sits at a lean seven). Yet reality has never been quite so simple, and those in the know have long painted an entirely different picture: Rose as the perpetual procrastinator, for whom the delay had come about not as a result of overwork, but because he would abandon the project for months on end when things didn?t go precisely to plan. Which brings us to the recorded product itself: something doesn?t sit quite well with Chinese Democracy, and it?s definitely not because it?s too perfect.

Chinese Democracy kicks off with its title track and lead single- which, true to form, Rose released to radio without a single edit, leaving intact the minute-plus of ambient sounds and Chinese people chattering that bookends the track. Easily datable to the early (read: industrial) period of the album?s genesis, due to its deliciously serrated guitar riff and viciously distorted vocals, ?Chinese Democracy? is a co-write between Rose and one-time band member Josh Freese. (To put a timeline on this album, drummer Freese and engineer Billy Howerdell met while recording Chinese Democracy. They formed a band, released three platinum records, toured the world twice, sold eight million records and broke up- FOUR YEARS AGO.) Unusually for Axl, or at least for this album, the title track seems to be aimed solely at the Chinese government and its tendency to be overwhelmingly filled with ruthless tyrannical bastards and isn?t, as we?ll see elsewhere, a lofty metaphor for the persecution he?s suffered at the hands of x, y and z.

?Madagascar,? on the other hand, is a lofty metaphor for Rose?s persecution at the hands of x, y and z (those tyrannical bastards!). Another track that?s been in the public domain for a good seven years, since being premiered at Rock In Rio III in 2001, ?Madagascar? is an uncompromising statement of defiance against those that seek to quell Rose?s spirit by painting him as a helpless exile, cut off from the world at large (and Africa). The track begins: ?I won?t be told anymore that I?ve been brought down in this storm / And left so far out from the shore that I can?t find my way back anymore.? It kicks off on a sullen note, with mournful, regal-sounding programmed horns gradually giving way to chilling string sweeps and Axl?s world-weary vocals. Rose sounds almost unrecognisable for the first minute-and-a-half, sounding more like a latter-day Chris Cornell, before unleashing his higher register for the chaotic wordless chorus. The arrangement is dynamic, building with each passing verse, setting a pattern for the album that holds for just about every ballad-type song on the album, though ?Madagascar? stands out for its extended middle section that features numerous film quotes interspersed through key passages from Martin Luther King, Jr.?s ?I Have A Dream? speech. It?s delivered with all the subtlety of a nail bomb, but by God it works.

The two other survivors from those early shows (back when ?soon? was the word!) are ?Street Of Dreams? and ?Riad N? The Bedouins.? ?Street Of Dreams,? introduced all those years ago as ?The Blues,? is probably the token piano ballad of the album but, knowing Axl, it?s never quite so simple. Beginning with a simple piano motif reminiscent of Motley Crue?s epic ?Home Sweet Home,? ?Street Of Dreams? is buoyed by Rose?s singularly most impressive vocal performance and Tommy Stinson?s understated, plunking bassline . The false ending is sublime, and completely unexpected, and really adds to the replay value of the song, while there are echoes of the old band in the way Robin Finck and Buckethead seamlessly trade guitar solos. While Buckethead might grab all of the headlines, the now sadly-departed Finck emerges as the album?s marquee act: his trademark ultra-wide bends on the outro of ?There Was A Time? prove more than a match for Slash?s fire-siren finish on ?November Rain,? while he shows himself a tasteful heavy blues wailer in the Gary Moore mould on the otherwise tepid ballad ?This I Love.?

Cracks do appear, however, every now and then. As a lyricist, Rose has always teetered precariously between rarely insightful and what on earth is he talking about?, and Chinese Democracy has probably more of the latter than the former. Clearly, Axl is still hung up on the broken-down relationships of his past. Slash gets a light roasting on ?Sorry,? a fiercely melodic co-write with Buckethead that marries the best of Big B?s Colma-era material with grandiose, prog-metal guitars, culminating in a show-stopping blues guitar solo reminiscent of Dave Gilmour. That said, it?s hard to see Slash being too shaken by the awkwardly-written chorus chant: ?I?m sorry for you, not sorry for me / You don?t know who in the hell to or not to believe.? Far more incisive is ?I.R.S.,? which appears to be a light-hearted send-up of his former bandmates? predilection for lawsuits (they?ve sued Axl and his management more than once in recent years), while ?There Was A Time? is a deliciously pointed attack at a bed-hopping former girlfriend, ?the one who can?t recall if she was sleeping in another woman?s bed, or the doctor?s or the lawyer?s or the stranger that she?d met?.

?Shackler?s Revenge? made its debut on Rock Band 2 early this year, and it?s easy to see why it was chosen, with its spine-shaking, rotating drill guitar riff and the best of the tippy-tappy guitar stuff recent recruit Ron ?Bumblefoot? Thal has to offer. ?Scraped,? on the other hand, bears a remarkable resemblance to the last official GN?R release, ?Oh My God,? except instead of the searing industrial tones we?re left with gaudy layered vocals and sub-Extreme funk metal. ?This I Love,? which traces its origins all the way back to the Use Your Illusion sessions, is a gothic piano ballad that could conceivably have been ?the song? from Forgetting Sarah Marshall, while ?Riad N? The Bedouins? calls to mind the original line-up?s Led Zeppelin fetish, reminiscent as it is of the classic ?Immigrant Song.? ?If The World? and ?Prostitute? bear the hallmark of producer Sean Beaven, balancing understated trip-hop beats alongside more conventional classic rock instrumentation; ?If The World? in particular recalls the Axl of the ?80s at his ?mm-ma-mm-ma-mm-ma? ba-stammering best.


Still, it?s hard to avoid the impression that, for all its million years in conception, Chinese Democracy is a rush release, and a worse product as a result. There are at least three audible blips during the course of the album- during ?There Is A Time,? ?Scraped? and ?Riad N? The Bedouins?- that clearly aren?t intentional; in the case of ?There Was A Time,? it saws off the entire end of a line and throws the rest off-time. It?s like when CD-writers were just new on the home PC market, and every second song ripped from a CD would be infected with some sort of blip or imperfection (to this day, I can?t listen to Thin Lizzy without anticipating those involuntary skips)- these imperfections are clearly not intentional, so why are they there? Similarly, the accompanying booklet looks like it was cobbled together during a drunken afternoon sesh: there are dozens (as in more than one dozen) of misprints and copy errors in the lyrics section, and some of the images used are of a bizarrely low resolution. This hardly pertains to the quality of the music, but it?s confirmation that, for all the time and effort that?s gone into Chinese Democracy, the release was always doomed to be a last-minute near-catastrophe.

It?s a shame, it really is, that Chinese Democracy is such a shoddily-packaged product. With ?Scraped? and ?This I Love? the only obvious duds, Chinese Democracy is comfortably the most consistent record the band have put out since Appetite For Destruction, and proof the ginger midget can put out genuinely great rock music without the blonde giant and the black guy.

http://www.sputnikmusic.com/album.php?reviewid=28092


Title: Re: Chinese Democracy Review Thread
Post by: Ali on November 23, 2008, 11:42:09 PM
Ginger midget, blonde guy and black guy?   ::)

Condescending and unnecessary comments.

Ali


Title: Re: Chinese Democracy Review Thread
Post by: thesloth on November 24, 2008, 03:20:43 AM
braveworld and blabbermouth completly ignore.  Unless it has people screaming death metal crap they hate it. 

Also I do not consider GnR metal but just a great rock band


Title: Re: Chinese Democracy Review Thread
Post by: duga on November 24, 2008, 03:27:50 AM
braveworld and blabbermouth completly ignore.  Unless it has people screaming death metal crap they hate it. 

Also I do not consider GnR metal but just a great rock band

GNR have never been metal. GNR is pure "hard rock" to me.


Title: Re: Chinese Democracy Review Thread
Post by: Grizzly on November 24, 2008, 05:20:45 AM
There's an excellent review up at allmusic.com that nails it, for me anyways.

http://blog.allmusic.com/2008/11/21/guns-n-roses-chinese-democracy/ (http://blog.allmusic.com/2008/11/21/guns-n-roses-chinese-democracy/)


Title: Re: Chinese Democracy Review Thread
Post by: TWT on November 24, 2008, 07:45:21 AM
A respectful 7/10 from the popular UK teletext mag Planet Sound.

http://www.teletext.co.uk/planetsound/interviews-features/a42068beb73c83db29d0da0a23dcd724/bGuns+N'+RosesChinese+Democracyb.aspx


Title: Re: Chinese Democracy Review Thread
Post by: [mango] on November 24, 2008, 08:05:40 AM
It's from Slovenian biggest webportal (covering news, culture, sports, cars, music..) - the album reviews there are well-respected by the people here, so I think it's valuble at this time also  ;D  ;D

THE BEST ROCK ALBUM OF THE YEAR. BY FAR!


GUNS N' ROSES - CHINESE DEMOCRACY (2008)
Quick: Axl rocks!



There will be a lot of people claiming that it would be better, if Chinese Democracy would never see the daylight. Mainly a lot of older people, fans that lived their life through this great rock band more then 15 years ago, will claim that "it's not the real thing", just like they've been told in 1987 when Appetite for Destruction was released, that Guns N' Roses were at the time just a "bad copy" of Aerosmith.

If you're following the situation at least a bit, and you aren't prejudice to the new music, different music and more creative approach, then you don't have to argue about "being the real thing". The icon of GNR, singer Axl Rose created a masterpiece record with completely new band, consisting of great musicians. There has been a lot of changes in the new lineup, so at one point it all seemed like a Mexican telenovela with no proper ending. Whatever you may think of the record, though all the rumors and speculations in the press, Chinese Democracy is a living proof that Axl Rose did a lot of thinking and hard work in the last 10 years.

Chinese Democracy has the attitute of raw rock n' roll enegery which was a major point of Appetite For Destruction. It also has a lot of orchestral tidbits, creativness and timeless rocking greatness that was a part of Use Your Illusions records, the band itself added to the final product a lot of new, modern electronic sounds which are not bad at all. Sometimes the new-sounding parts were incorporated in a whole song, sometimes just in small places, but those little details gave the record another step further in quality. There are a lot of this "hidden goodies" on the Chinese Democracy and you won't regret listening to them. Axl has made a tremendous job by only putting together his charismatic vocals and the music made by various musicians - you can hear different sounds effects on synths, acoustic guitars matching the heavy rhytms and the list goes on and on. The melodies are also very well done, at some places almost magicly extravagant. We won't tell you all, you have to listen to it.

The project itself are the guitarists on the record. Many of you won't agree, but the fact is, that they have more then decently replaced the work of Slash and company. Now former member of GNR, Buckethead (born as Brian Patrick Carrol) was the voice of "new sounding guitars" on the record, his solos are a big part of Chinese Democracy. The current duo of guitarists is also incredible. Robin Finck (now on tour with Nine Inch Nails) plays surprisingly good and continues with its own charismatic chord chops and solos, while Ron "Bumblefoot" Thal is a true shred-maniac and more similar to Bucketheads playing. Therefore the guitar parts of the record consist of wild shreding, awesome solos and great riffs. All together a great package.

Chinese Democracy, generaly speaking, sounds pretty modern and classical timeless at the same time. It's also been done not by any valid standards in todays musical production, which may be the reason of being even better sounding then some new releases. Axl Rose made it sounds different and at the same time the record is a continuing of the previous records, eventhough its recorded differently. It holds on thin line of being "true-rock" (old band's sound) and not sounding "mtv-ish". The songs on the record are done with Axl's perfectionism until the last detail. There has been no album in the last decade, which would recieve such amount of speculations and thoughts, as Chinese Democracy and Axl Rose prooved himself once again.


Chinese Democracy is a classic of rock music and the best rock album of the year.
By far.

(http://itm.siol.net/pic/glasba/ocene/ocena7.gif)



apart from mentioning Fortus, PitReed and drummers, i think it's fair enough   :peace: :peace:


Title: Re: Chinese Democracy Review Thread
Post by: demo23nz on November 24, 2008, 11:31:50 AM
braveworld and blabbermouth completly ignore.  Unless it has people screaming death metal crap they hate it. 


Well, blabbermouth is primarily a metal site, and is an offshoot of Roadrunner, who are primarily a metal label, so that's why.
Also, their reviews are not always up on the day of an album's release.


Title: Re: Chinese Democracy Review Thread
Post by: GeraldFord on November 24, 2008, 05:07:34 PM
http://www.nme.com/blog/index.php?blog=10&title=guns_n_roses_chinese_democracy_your_verd&more=1&c=1&tb=1&pb=1

Guns N' Roses' 'Chinese Democracy' ? Your Verdict?By Luke LewisPosted on 24/11/08 at 10:21:31 am Half the world's population have already heard it at myspace.com/gunsroses. It is the biggest and most important album ever made, having cost ?8 trillion and taken 43 years to complete. Recording sessions involved a cast of thousands, including the Moscow Symphony Orchestra, a choir of mermaids, and Barack Obama on wobble-board.


You get the idea. Beyond the wild hyperbole, though, is 'Chinese Democracy' any good?

Reviews have generally been negative, with a number of critics complaining about the album's production (too overblown) and pacing (too many ballads). You can read NME's verdict by picking up the latest issue of the magazine.
Alexis Petridis in The Guardian reckons the album is "as exhausting to listen to as it must have been to make", while Uncut's David Stubbs slams the entire project as "insanity", in particular bemoaning the absence of Slash as a counterweight to Axl Rose's more rococo instincts.

American critics have been kinder, with Rolling Stone's David Fricke praising 'Chinese Democracy' as a "great, audacious, unhinged and uncompromising hard-rock record". Consequently, Rollingstone.com has become a haven for Guns N' Roses supporters, with over 100 user-generated reviews, most of them positive.

More surprisingly, the indie-leaning Spin magazine is onside too, praising the record as an "outrageously overblown pop-metal extravaganza".


Quote
Reviews have generally been negative

That is not true NME is full of shit.


Title: Re: Chinese Democracy Review Thread
Post by: Ali on November 24, 2008, 05:10:40 PM
The NME is full of shit, I'm afraid.  They seem to think that everyone shares their opinion and that isn't the case.  Maybe they are only looking at the reviews from the UK, which seem to be more negative than the US?  Who knows?  Well, not the NME apparently.

Ali


Title: Re: Chinese Democracy Review Thread
Post by: sky dog on November 24, 2008, 05:23:27 PM
http://music.yahoo.com/read/news/61899325

Axl up on the main yahoo page


Title: Re: Chinese Democracy Review Thread
Post by: sky dog on November 24, 2008, 05:25:35 PM
http://www.philly.com/philly/entertainment/music/20081123_Axl_Rose_delivers__after_17_years.html


Title: Re: Chinese Democracy Review Thread
Post by: GNR_Green on November 24, 2008, 06:04:25 PM
The NME is full of shit, I'm afraid.  They seem to think that everyone shares their opinion and that isn't the case.  Maybe they are only looking at the reviews from the UK, which seem to be more negative than the US?  Who knows?  Well, not the NME apparently.

Ali
Stopped reading that crap years ago.  In a similar way that Blabbermouth is a metal site, it's a magazine for wank indie music.

Some of the reviews are scarily bad.  The one above says This I Love is a dud - wtf?  The bloke's obviously clueless.  The piano and guitar solo alone make it anything other than a dud.  Then there's the one mentioning 911 in relation to Riad - utter crap.  It's a positive review but I still think it's a crap review.  Plenty of reviews say it's over-produced - again, why?  There's two keyboard players in the band, so it's not as if they can't recreate the music live.  Led Zeppelin are more over-produced imo.  More crap when anyone says it sounds dated - it's anything other than dated.  It's a surprizingly modern sounding album especially considering the average age of the band members.

Rolling Stone's review was the only half-decent effort I've read so far and that's saying something!


Title: Re: Chinese Democracy Review Thread
Post by: Black Betty on November 24, 2008, 06:09:02 PM
Dear lord, all these reviews are crazy retarded. :-\


Title: Re: Chinese Democracy Review Thread
Post by: Black Betty on November 24, 2008, 07:22:55 PM
There we go. A reviewer who gets it. :hihi:


Title: Re: Chinese Democracy Review Thread
Post by: Ali on November 24, 2008, 07:48:00 PM
Another positive review:

http://music.yahoo.com/read/news/61899325

Ali


Title: Re: Chinese Democracy Review Thread
Post by: variant on November 25, 2008, 04:12:16 AM
I really think Universal dropped a bollock with those listening sessions for the early reviews. There is far too much going on in the album to judge it on one or two listens. I mean I thought the album was great from my first couple of listens but it is only now that I'm up to my 7th or 8th listen that I'm really starting to appreciate and love it. It is an incredible album and, like all great pieces of art, requires a little more work than a cursory glance.


Title: Re: Chinese Democracy Review Thread
Post by: audjon on November 25, 2008, 04:52:06 AM
I really think Universal dropped a bollock with those listening sessions for the early reviews. There is far too much going on in the album to judge it on one or two listens. I mean I thought the album was great from my first couple of listens but it is only now that I'm up to my 7th or 8th listen that I'm really starting to appreciate and love it. It is an incredible album and, like all great pieces of art, requires a little more work than a cursory glance.

I agree, first I wasn't overly impressed but now....  :drool:


Title: Re: Chinese Democracy Review Thread
Post by: gilee7 on November 25, 2008, 10:31:20 AM
I really think Universal dropped a bollock with those listening sessions for the early reviews. There is far too much going on in the album to judge it on one or two listens. I mean I thought the album was great from my first couple of listens but it is only now that I'm up to my 7th or 8th listen that I'm really starting to appreciate and love it. It is an incredible album and, like all great pieces of art, requires a little more work than a cursory glance.

I agree, first I wasn't overly impressed but now....  :drool:

Yeah, the first listen-through I felt a bit underwhelmed, but the more you listen to this cd, the better it gets. There's too much going on in these songs to fully digest with just a couple listens. They seem to slowly reveal themselves as you listen to them more and more--- which is a sign of great music, imo. Too often a cd may sound good with the first few listens, then the music quickly gets old. That doesn't happen with Guns N Roses.

All these reviewers should've waited until they listened to the cd several times before writing their review. I think the negative ones would've been much more positive then.


Title: Re: Chinese Democracy Review Thread
Post by: variant on November 25, 2008, 10:47:21 AM
Quote
http://www.metalhammer.co.uk/mhtv/?movieID=844&key=1

Make sure you vote in the poll on the right hand side of the page...


Title: Re: Chinese Democracy Review Thread
Post by: oneway23 on November 25, 2008, 11:33:07 AM
http://www.blistering.com/fastpage/fpengine.php/link/1/templateid/14497/tempidx/4/menuid/2

Really good review there

That reviewer get a holiday card from my household.


Title: Re: Chinese Democracy Review Thread
Post by: Buddha_Master on November 25, 2008, 11:39:36 AM
http://www.metalhammer.co.uk/mhtv/?movieID=844&key=1

I thought this was pretty interesting. A really good example of how different people hear things or how they perceive things. Like a case study. Cool.


Title: Re: Chinese Democracy Review Thread
Post by: The Catcher on November 25, 2008, 10:12:59 PM
'DEMOCRACY' IN ACTION
By DAN AQUILANTE/NY Post

November 23, 2008 --

"Riad N' the Bedouins": On this urgent, heavy power-beat rocker that could have been called "Osama and the Suicide Skyjackers," Axl says he won't live in fear in a terror-filled world. Good song, but its 9/11 references are as subtle as a sledgehammer.

I think this has got to be my favourite review quote so far. This guy could have been called Dan "I read up on new GN'R as soon as I received Chinese Democracy in the mail and I must have missed the part about Riad being older than 9/11" Aquilante.


Title: Re: Chinese Democracy Review Thread
Post by: chineseblues on November 25, 2008, 10:27:03 PM
David Wild
Posted November 25, 2008 | 02:10 PM (EST)

Axl Right, World Wrong: "Democracy" Prevails



Once upon a time in late 1999, Axl Rose played me many of the songs on Chinese Democracy.

First he invited me with my family to his house for Halloween. That's a story for another day.

A few weeks later, we met in the middle of night in a studio that I believe was then owned by the Captain & Tennille. Having first met Axl just as his career was taking off, he generously invited me and took a few hours from recording to play me some of the music that he'd already been working on for years. Then he gave me an extremely rare interview about his already mysterious work in progress for Rolling Stone. I loved what I heard. Sometime that morning, I remember asking Axl if having just missed the 20th century, he would definitely commit to releasing the album during the 21st century. I think Axl -- arguably the last real rock star -- might've even cracked a slight smile, but then again that might be wishful remembering.

I'll never forget that night because I got home at 4:45 am, crawled into bed with my wife, and then looked at the clock as I fell asleep around 4:58 am. At exactly 5:01 am, my older son Andrew, who was then just two, crawled into our bed and woke me up for the day. Fortunately, the buzz from the music was more than enough to keep me going on three minutes sleep. Andrew is now 11 and thinks Guns N' Roses is really cool, like his brother, his mother and father.

Last night I finally heard Chinese Democracy in all its glory.

Why did it take so long? Maybe Axl wanted to wait until he outlived the music industry. Maybe he was waiting for Obama to come around and remind us about American Democracy. Or maybe it just took exactly as long as it took. In any case, I love it. It's the perfect soundtrack to our not-so-Great Depression, and the sort of inspiring resurrection that's always welcome for all those of us for whom rock & roll is still a religion.

Axl, it's always great to hear from you, and thanks for the gift. I downloaded your album on iTunes, but so far it's the Best Buy of my holiday season.

Come around more often, you hear?

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/david-wild/axl-right-world-wrong-dem_b_146397.html


Title: Re: Chinese Democracy Review Thread
Post by: Ali on November 25, 2008, 10:35:09 PM
Very interesting to hear David Wild's input. 

He is a good writer and he got to hear a lot of these songs way before any of us.

Ali


Title: Re: Chinese Democracy Review Thread
Post by: The Catcher on November 25, 2008, 10:37:08 PM
That was very cool, thanks :peace:


Title: Re: Chinese Democracy Review Thread
Post by: The Prez on November 26, 2008, 06:36:12 AM
I am shocked and seriously dissapointed about a review in my favorite magazine (belgian magazine - HUMO). HUMO is a very good, and very reliable magazine and mostly I agree on there movie and CD reviews.

But, fuck after reading the CD review. For them it is just awful...
The magazine is generally not pro-GN'R, but the reviewers claim they were not waiting to bash this album as they wanted to be pleasantly surprised by Axl...but after hearing the 'too artificial, non thruthfull, lame' album they give it a fucking 1 on 4. This is the worst score an album can get. They say it is, in dutch 'Gezeik', which literally means: It's piss.

I am so fucking dissapointed with this as HUMO has a major influence on the rock scene in Belgium and thus on the general rock lovin' public.


Title: Re: Chinese Democracy Review Thread
Post by: variant on November 26, 2008, 08:27:39 AM
Anyone read the Kerrang review? Its in the new issue: http://www2.kerrang.com/newissue/ (http://www2.kerrang.com/newissue/)

Q gave it 2/5 but that was to be expected.


Title: Re: Chinese Democracy Review Thread
Post by: wells on November 26, 2008, 10:14:48 AM
much better review in Croatian newspaper (than the last one):

http://www.vecernji.hr/home/showbiz/3198275/index.do

Basically it says that it is brave CD and deserves respect.

:D


Title: Re: Chinese Democracy Review Thread
Post by: mrarkadin on November 26, 2008, 10:19:35 AM
David Wild
Posted November 25, 2008 | 02:10 PM (EST)

Axl Right, World Wrong: "Democracy" Prevails



Once upon a time in late 1999, Axl Rose played me many of the songs on Chinese Democracy.

First he invited me with my family to his house for Halloween. That's a story for another day.

A few weeks later, we met in the middle of night in a studio that I believe was then owned by the Captain & Tennille. Having first met Axl just as his career was taking off, he generously invited me and took a few hours from recording to play me some of the music that he'd already been working on for years. Then he gave me an extremely rare interview about his already mysterious work in progress for Rolling Stone. I loved what I heard. Sometime that morning, I remember asking Axl if having just missed the 20th century, he would definitely commit to releasing the album during the 21st century. I think Axl -- arguably the last real rock star -- might've even cracked a slight smile, but then again that might be wishful remembering.

I'll never forget that night because I got home at 4:45 am, crawled into bed with my wife, and then looked at the clock as I fell asleep around 4:58 am. At exactly 5:01 am, my older son Andrew, who was then just two, crawled into our bed and woke me up for the day. Fortunately, the buzz from the music was more than enough to keep me going on three minutes sleep. Andrew is now 11 and thinks Guns N' Roses is really cool, like his brother, his mother and father.

Last night I finally heard Chinese Democracy in all its glory.

Why did it take so long? Maybe Axl wanted to wait until he outlived the music industry. Maybe he was waiting for Obama to come around and remind us about American Democracy. Or maybe it just took exactly as long as it took. In any case, I love it. It's the perfect soundtrack to our not-so-Great Depression, and the sort of inspiring resurrection that's always welcome for all those of us for whom rock & roll is still a religion.

Axl, it's always great to hear from you, and thanks for the gift. I downloaded your album on iTunes, but so far it's the Best Buy of my holiday season.

Come around more often, you hear?

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/david-wild/axl-right-world-wrong-dem_b_146397.html

What a nice read. I don't know rock writers, but I've read and reread that "in the studio" article a hundred times over the years, and often wondered what that writer thought of everything subsequent. Does he still think it sounds like Physical Graffitti remixed by Beck and Trent Reznor?


Title: Re: Chinese Democracy Review Thread
Post by: Bitch Slap Rappin on November 26, 2008, 10:20:30 AM
Check out my review under G&R songs explained, visions and dreams.
(This is a killer album!!!!)  : ok:


Title: Re: Chinese Democracy Review Thread
Post by: TWT on November 26, 2008, 10:39:43 AM
Anyone read the Kerrang review? Its in the new issue: http://www2.kerrang.com/newissue/ (http://www2.kerrang.com/newissue/)

2/5? I don't think I wanna read it. We're all doomed. DOOMED, I TELL THEE.


Title: Re: Chinese Democracy Review Thread
Post by: Hammy on November 26, 2008, 04:39:50 PM
Anyone read the Kerrang review? Its in the new issue: http://www2.kerrang.com/newissue/ (http://www2.kerrang.com/newissue/)

2/5? I don't think I wanna read it. We're all doomed. DOOMED, I TELL THEE.
Aye I skim read it tonight.

General gist, from what I remember.  They loved There Was A Time.  Called the title track dated nu-metal, said the record was all over the place and didn't know what it wanted to be, said it wasn't exciting or dangerous or something like that and that's what Axl nearly always is.  They also like Madagascar and mention it in the November Rain area, and finally said the line "What we've got here is failure to communicate" pretty much summed up the album or something of the sort.

And they recommend it for fans of Queen & Buckcherry.


Title: Re: Chinese Democracy Review Thread
Post by: Is he struggling? on November 26, 2008, 04:58:26 PM
A five star review from the British Press!  8)

http://www.thelondonpaper.com/cs/Satellite/london/music/article/1157156729362?packedargs=suffix%3DSubSectionArticle



Title: Re: Chinese Democracy Review Thread
Post by: Mr. Dick Purple on November 27, 2008, 06:27:36 PM
This is a review from Ecuadorian press a positive news.  ;D

http://www.eluniverso.com/2008/11/26/0001/259/4B52A8EA14614A59BFABA0A042125949.html


Title: Re: Chinese Democracy Review Thread
Post by: Annie on November 27, 2008, 07:11:00 PM
I was so annoyed by the Chicago Tribune review that I had to email thw writer. I asked him, "DID WE LISTEN TO THE SAME CD?" At least he had the courtesy to answer, "I'm glad that you enjoyed the CD."


Title: Re: Chinese Democracy Review Thread
Post by: Doc Emmett Brown on November 27, 2008, 11:24:14 PM
A positive review from The Epoch Times
http://en.epochtimes.com/n2/arts-entertainment/guns-n-roses-chinese-democracy-axl-rose-7706.html (http://en.epochtimes.com/n2/arts-entertainment/guns-n-roses-chinese-democracy-axl-rose-7706.html)

I liked what he said about Better.


The headline page (SoCal edition)
(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3142/3064355483_7522da0239.jpg)



Title: Re: Chinese Democracy Review Thread
Post by: BlowUpYourVideo on November 28, 2008, 08:31:24 AM
Don't know if it's been mentioned, but Q magazine also gave it 2/5.

The UK press are being fairly harsh on CD. I apologise on their behalf. I hope Classic Rock will give it something resembling a positive review...


Title: Re: Chinese Democracy Review Thread
Post by: AxlReznor on November 28, 2008, 08:41:26 AM
Don't know if it's been mentioned, but Q magazine also gave it 2/5.

The UK press are being fairly harsh on CD. I apologise on their behalf. I hope Classic Rock will give it something resembling a positive review...

I think this could settle the whole debate about whether or not good reviews mean better sales figures.  Most of the world has been giving largely positive reviews, and they all appear to have large sales figures.  But in this shithole of a country, there have been more bad reviews than good, and lo and behold, The Killers are outselling them by over 40,000 copies.  It's annoying me, tremendously.


Title: Re: Chinese Democracy Review Thread
Post by: The Catcher on November 28, 2008, 08:43:15 AM
Fuck Q.
Classic Rock is one of the few mags with half a brain, I expect them to post a decent review.


Title: Re: Chinese Democracy Review Thread
Post by: The Catcher on November 28, 2008, 08:45:37 AM
A five star review from the British Press!  8)

http://www.thelondonpaper.com/cs/Satellite/london/music/article/1157156729362?packedargs=suffix%3DSubSectionArticle



Now that's what I'm talking about! :smoking:


Title: Re: Chinese Democracy Review Thread
Post by: estebanf on November 28, 2008, 08:55:12 AM
Chinese Democracy was reviewed last monday by the biggest argentine newspaper, ''Clar?n''.

The review said a lot of bullshit, not worth, basically because the reviewer didnt know a damn shit about the band.

Anyway, here's the cover:

(http://img155.imageshack.us/img155/9262/1507065clarin24112008b0gj3.jpg) (http://imageshack.us)


Title: Re: Chinese Democracy Review Thread
Post by: ToonGuns on November 28, 2008, 10:55:00 AM
Don't know if it's been mentioned, but Q magazine also gave it 2/5.

The UK press are being fairly harsh on CD. I apologise on their behalf. I hope Classic Rock will give it something resembling a positive review...

Is there a link to the Q review anywhere?


Title: Re: Chinese Democracy Review Thread
Post by: GNR_Green on November 28, 2008, 11:09:05 AM
Q - another pointless rag I stopped looking at years ago.  They probably think James Blunt's good, so go figure...


Title: Re: Chinese Democracy Review Thread
Post by: Red1 on November 28, 2008, 12:03:08 PM
I'll be interested to see the Classic Rock review.  What we all have to remember is that there are 'politics' involved in journalism.  Just to throw my two pence worth in....

If I were Classic Rock Magazine I would be pretty pissed off that after showing years or support to Axl, including full backing of the new band and continuous positive coverage of GNR, that GNR's management then give the exclusive 'own the first copy in the UK' competition to the likes of Kerrang - who have been nothing but negative about GNR for years. 

I reckon they'll give it a good review, but I think that GNR/Management should look at things like this next time.


Title: Re: Chinese Democracy Review Thread
Post by: its_so_easy on November 28, 2008, 12:44:45 PM
http://www.virginmedia.com/music/reviews/albumreviews/gunsnroses-chinesedemocracy.php


By Johnny Dee


17 years in the making Axl finally releases his masterpiece

Such is the amount of time, artistic freedom and money Axl Rose has lavished on this album that it would be no surprise to learn that he?d taught a dolphin to play keyboards and had enlisted the services of the Dalai Lama to produce it. At times it sounds more than possible.

Having been greeted on a par with the raising of the Titanic, the actual reality was never going to be as good (or bad) as many imagined. But the shocking truth of this sprawling, elaborate 77 minute epic is that it's closer to Andrew Lloyd Weber than the hard rocking Guns N' Roses we remember from all those years ago.

Yes, it's a laboured, pseudo musical maze ? every instrument, every technique and doubtless every guitarist in the state of California as well as Brian May is here - but in every overwrought track there's a genuinely great track struggling to emerge (Catcher In The Rye, Better, There Was A Time stand out over the first few plays). Once you acclimatize to Rose?s huge ambition and accept its mad grandiosity Chinese Democracy becomes an enjoyable monster.

I love it ? especially the dolphin solo


****


Title: Re: Chinese Democracy Review Thread
Post by: demo23nz on November 28, 2008, 02:20:08 PM
Don't know if it's been mentioned, but Q magazine also gave it 2/5.

The UK press are being fairly harsh on CD. I apologise on their behalf. I hope Classic Rock will give it something resembling a positive review...

I think this could settle the whole debate about whether or not good reviews mean better sales figures.  Most of the world has been giving largely positive reviews, and they all appear to have large sales figures.  But in this shithole of a country, there have been more bad reviews than good, and lo and behold, The Killers are outselling them by over 40,000 copies.  It's annoying me, tremendously.

Per head of population though, midweek sales numbers actually suggest Chi Dem is selling just as well in Britain is it is in the US. It's just that the Killers are really damn popular over here.


Title: Re: Chinese Democracy Review Thread
Post by: The Estranged MrFlashbax on November 30, 2008, 04:14:10 PM
http://music.ign.com/articles/933/933276p1.html


Title: Re: Chinese Democracy Review Thread
Post by: Ali on November 30, 2008, 04:24:48 PM
http://music.ign.com/articles/933/933276p1.html

I knew that was coming from that guy.  I remember his review of "Shackler's Revenge", complete with a diatribe about the old band, Axl keeping the name, etc.  Predictable.

Ali


Title: Re: Chinese Democracy Review Thread
Post by: TomFriend on November 30, 2008, 08:40:32 PM
James Rolfe, a.k.a. The Angry Video Game Nerd has posted a review on his site:

http://www.cinemassacre.com/new/?p=572


Title: Re: Chinese Democracy Review Thread
Post by: gcluskey on November 30, 2008, 08:57:10 PM
James Rolfe, a.k.a. The Angry Video Game Nerd has posted a review on his site:

http://www.cinemassacre.com/new/?p=572
I love this guy, he's fuckin hilarious in some of his videos. That's not a bad review from him


Title: Re: Chinese Democracy Review Thread
Post by: riotact_vancity on December 01, 2008, 02:43:50 AM
James Rolfe, a.k.a. The Angry Video Game Nerd has posted a review on his site:

http://www.cinemassacre.com/new/?p=572

...and the real reason why Axl shouldnt have called it Guns N Roses. Not because Slash et al weren there, but because it is impossible to not equate GnR 2.0 with the old band, which means the music is listened thru the prism of AFD/ Illusions, hoping for the follow up to those. Therefore Axl cant really pursue his vision, which is ironic...I dont want the old band to reunite because there would be no bigger disappointment than if they got back together and released a new album, which would inevitably be mediocre.

but of course, Axl couldnt get the $13 million to make the album without it being a Guns N Roses album. No one gets big $ for solo albums; John Lennon could pull a Lazarus and wouldnt get more than a couple million for a solo album. So Axl backed himself into a corner by needing the money, yet ensured that the music could never live up to the hype, because it wasnt really a Guns N Roses album...because he wanted to reimagine the music, reimagine the aura of the band.

these reviews that mention Axl isnt trying to reinvent GnR are completely off base because he obviously is. When you replace everybody, for reasons pertaining to their unwillingness to break new ground, you are by definition reinventing. But the public at large wont let him reinvent GnR because we're left with GnR at its peak, with the legend still mighty.

the sad part is that the music on CD which seeks to reinvent and push to greater and different heights is brilliant. If the World, Sorry, Prostitute showcase what i feel is an evolution of rock, a willingness and ability to put these other musical forces into a song as a driver of the song. not just as a gimmick. But those songs arent Guns n Roses and will never be accepted as such, regardless of its genius. Even a song like IRS, which i love, has elements which on the surface would appeal to old GnR fans, but will get stuck because it's not really Guns N Roses, and there's no way to make it such, no matter the revealed brilliance. A lot, if not most, on this board will never accept that because we bow at the altar of Axl. I've read posts on here still believing that Axl is 5 steps ahead of all of us and still has a grand scheme that will blow us all away. What if the fact is that Axl, for all his musical talent, is a man unable to come to grips with his failures and unwilling to admit he cant overcome himself? What if he is a man just like all of us, caught in our own dementia, but with the added element of massive sycophantic pressure from many sides? What if he just cant handle it? What if there is no master plan?

This record has spots of genius in it, and i would go as far as to compare the overall scope to Beethoven's Ninth, in that both had the ideas germinating for ages, both took all their influences and put it into a master work, both were reviled to a point in their time, and both were troubled, lonely, misunderstood and seemingly unable to cope with reality.

While i have been listening to this album non-stop for the past week, what should have been a triumphal time has become one of reflection on the signs we've seen. What should have been hasn't happened yet, and the chance has been lost. We got an album full of moments where you genuinely feel his pain, which juxtapose against moments where he blusters about not caving in, and kicking ass and being unstoppable. Yet i come away from the album sensing those moments are just that, bluster, while the real, anguished moments remain unresolved and very much a part of what drives the man.



Title: Re: Chinese Democracy Review Thread
Post by: Continental Drift on December 01, 2008, 03:16:11 AM
riotact_vancity,

I don't agree with everything you said- but damn... that was a great, well thought-out post. An enjoyable read. I particularly liked your comparison of Axl and Beethoven- one I have made with friends (and on this board) from time-to-time. I think it's spot on.:beer:

There are going to be so many different takes and interpretations on this album- and virtually none of them will be EXACTLY right. I think you make a lot of interesting points though.

After a week of listening- I really do come away feeling like this IS a true "Guns N' Roses" album though- at least at its core... and by "core" I mean the recorded performances of Axl, Robin Finck, Tobias/Fortus, Tommy Stinson, Brain and Dizzy Reed. It's very evident to me that Axl successfully rebuilt "Guns N' Roses" with that base IMHO. The very stripped down "This I Love" shows that the classic Guns N' Roses magic is alive and well- even without Slash, Duff, etc. What's interesting is, as we all know, that he decided to push the envelop even further by adding on the contributions of Buckethead, Bumblefoot, and Chris Pitman. I think their work, almost all of which is brilliant, is where the album veers off into new experimental ground that may or may not be received as "Guns N' Roses" by the masses. It works for me- but I'm sure many others will be hung up with it.

At the end of the day though- whatever the name stamped on the front- it's an absolutely beautiful piece of art IMHO- even if, as you suggest, it is the musings of a delusional, megalomaniac, deceived by sycophants and riddled with self-doubt that's never fully accepted or appreciated by the general public. It's STILL gorgeous for what it is IMHO and could very well go down as my favorite Guns N' Roses album of all time (running closely with Use Your Illusion II).:beer:


Title: Re: Chinese Democracy Review Thread
Post by: Alfie Bones on December 01, 2008, 04:03:26 AM
A positive review from The Epoch Times
http://en.epochtimes.com/n2/arts-entertainment/guns-n-roses-chinese-democracy-axl-rose-7706.html (http://en.epochtimes.com/n2/arts-entertainment/guns-n-roses-chinese-democracy-axl-rose-7706.html)

I liked what he said about Better.


The headline page (SoCal edition)
(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3142/3064355483_7522da0239.jpg)



The Epoch Times are the Falun Gong's newspaper. They have a reason to be biased in favor of the album, as it defends them and makes the Chinese government looks bad.  : ok:


Title: Re: Chinese Democracy Review Thread
Post by: Grizzly on December 01, 2008, 05:22:12 AM
The highly regarded Pitchfork gives 5.8 out of 10. Well written, worth a read.

http://www.pitchforkmedia.com/node/147782 (http://www.pitchforkmedia.com/node/147782)


Title: Re: Chinese Democracy Review Thread
Post by: Layne Staley's Sunglasses on December 01, 2008, 05:28:33 AM
The highly regarded Pitchfork gives 5.8 out of 10. Well written, worth a read.

http://www.pitchforkmedia.com/node/147782 (http://www.pitchforkmedia.com/node/147782)

Not even.  Once Mr. Ian Cohen brought up former members, I knew this review would go nowhere.

He didn't really review the album.  He found ways to slam the album for not having the former members on it, and he had grand expectations.  How he could mention Chuck Klosterman's April Fool's review and the Hindenberg in the same paragraph is beyond me.

Moving on...


Title: Re: Chinese Democracy Review Thread
Post by: western_chaos on December 01, 2008, 05:45:08 AM
The highly regarded Pitchfork gives 5.8 out of 10. Well written, worth a read.

http://www.pitchforkmedia.com/node/147782 (http://www.pitchforkmedia.com/node/147782)

Extremely poor review, how any one could equate use your illusion to chinese democracy is beyond me...

He obviously did not listen to the same album as we did.


Title: Re: Chinese Democracy Review Thread
Post by: RancidPunx on December 01, 2008, 05:52:01 AM
The highly regarded Pitchfork gives 5.8 out of 10. Well written, worth a read.

http://www.pitchforkmedia.com/node/147782 (http://www.pitchforkmedia.com/node/147782)

Not even.  Once Mr. Ian Cohen brought up former members, I knew this review would go nowhere.

He didn't really review the album.  He found ways to slam the album for not having the former members on it, and he had grand expectations.  How he could mention Chuck Klosterman's April Fool's review and the Hindenberg in the same paragraph is beyond me.

Moving on...

LOL@ former members. As if these were just some guys that came and went and didn't play any role in GNR selling 90 million albums. Maybe when the newer guys become more well known and carve out their own identity then reviewers will place them on a Slash/Duff level. Ask the general public what they they think when they see a picture of the new band and all you will get is that Fortus looks like Izzy. It was a fair review.


Title: Re: Chinese Democracy Review Thread
Post by: western_chaos on December 01, 2008, 05:56:21 AM
The highly regarded Pitchfork gives 5.8 out of 10. Well written, worth a read.

http://www.pitchforkmedia.com/node/147782 (http://www.pitchforkmedia.com/node/147782)

Not even.  Once Mr. Ian Cohen brought up former members, I knew this review would go nowhere.

He didn't really review the album.  He found ways to slam the album for not having the former members on it, and he had grand expectations.  How he could mention Chuck Klosterman's April Fool's review and the Hindenberg in the same paragraph is beyond me.

Moving on...

LOL@ former members. As if these were just some guys that came and went and didn't play any role in GNR selling 90 million albums. Maybe when the newer guys become more well known and carve out their own identity then reviewers will place them on a Slash/Duff level. Ask the general public what they they think when they see a picture of the new band and all you will get is that Fortus looks like Izzy. It was a fair review.

It was not a fair review. A fair review is one that is not biased and a fair review is a review where they actually listened to the album.


Title: Re: Chinese Democracy Review Thread
Post by: RancidPunx on December 01, 2008, 05:59:37 AM
The highly regarded Pitchfork gives 5.8 out of 10. Well written, worth a read.

http://www.pitchforkmedia.com/node/147782 (http://www.pitchforkmedia.com/node/147782)

Not even.  Once Mr. Ian Cohen brought up former members, I knew this review would go nowhere.

He didn't really review the album.  He found ways to slam the album for not having the former members on it, and he had grand expectations.  How he could mention Chuck Klosterman's April Fool's review and the Hindenberg in the same paragraph is beyond me.

Moving on...

LOL@ former members. As if these were just some guys that came and went and didn't play any role in GNR selling 90 million albums. Maybe when the newer guys become more well known and carve out their own identity then reviewers will place them on a Slash/Duff level. Ask the general public what they they think when they see a picture of the new band and all you will get is that Fortus looks like Izzy. It was a fair review.

It was not a fair review. A fair review is one that is not biased and a fair review is a review where they actually listened to the album.

Umm,he gave his thoughts on a lot of the songs. What in his review makes you think he didn't listen? Just because he doesn't worship at the altar of Axl, does not mean he didn't listen to the albums. The guy knows his stuff as he even went into detail about the Illusions. It isn't like he is a writer that thinks GnR has NR,PC,SCOM and WTTJ as their only material.


Title: Re: Chinese Democracy Review Thread
Post by: KeVoRkIaN on December 01, 2008, 08:22:54 AM
Howard Stern to do a review of Chinese Democracy in next 30 mins - cannot tape (on my way to work).  Can anyone record this??? Howard 100 Sirius Radio


Title: Re: Chinese Democracy Review Thread
Post by: variant on December 01, 2008, 08:25:55 AM
Digital Spy gave it an average review (3/5) - http://www.digitalspy.co.uk/music/a137005/guns-n-roses-chinese-democracy.html (http://www.digitalspy.co.uk/music/a137005/guns-n-roses-chinese-democracy.html)

Nuts magazine (UK) gave it 4/5


Title: Re: Chinese Democracy Review Thread
Post by: mrarkadin on December 01, 2008, 10:20:43 AM
The highly regarded Pitchfork gives 5.8 out of 10. Well written, worth a read.

http://www.pitchforkmedia.com/node/147782 (http://www.pitchforkmedia.com/node/147782)

I think it's certainly a biased review--he has personal expectations for what the record should accomplish after 15 years. But, to some extent, I agree with a lot of what he says--I just take a completely different judgment. Ten years ago, though, Axl said he was taking the old fans along "slowly." This guy wants a reinvention of the wheel. Even a song like Shackler's or If the World alienates some old fans. So, when he says Axl underestimated what the fans want, I think this guy is overestimating how much they would take. I mean, Axl is no fool. This was always going to be a Guns N Roses album. The next records will probably go further, if Pitman speaks the truth. As it is, within the confines of what a GNR album could be right now, Axl does push the boundaries of style and complexity. The reviewer neglects to mention a lot of those tunes, however.

Critics also focus too much on trends. Does it fit into this trend or not. Is it hip, is it dated etc. And when they know this album has been gestating and Axl was last prominent 17 years ago they take shots at how "anachronistic" the album sounds. Go slam the Killers then. Or any of these indie bands that never got beyond the Beatles or My Bloody Valentine. These GNR songs will hold up. We've been listening to some of them for 8 years and they are still exciting and compelling.










Title: Re: Chinese Democracy Review Thread
Post by: faldor on December 01, 2008, 11:32:16 AM
Howard Stern to do a review of Chinese Democracy in next 30 mins - cannot tape (on my way to work).  Can anyone record this??? Howard 100 Sirius Radio
It wasn't much of a review.  They played "Chinese Democracy" which they all said was good.  Artie said it was better than anything Velvet Revolver ever did and that it was better than anything out there today.  They played "Shackler's Revenge" for about 30 seconds, not much discussion about it.  They played "Better" for about 10 seconds and Robin said it wasn't good.  They played "Catcher In The Rye" for about 30 seconds and Howard said he liked it.  Then they played "Prostitute" for about 20 seconds and Robin again said it wasn't any good.  They made the usual jokes about how long the album took to make and how much money it cost.  Howard seemed to like it but he said that he just doesn't think he's that IN to music anymore, then Robin said that wasn't the case.  She said he wasn't IN to THIS music because it wasn't any good.  So all in all, Howard DID seem to like it but couldn't get over the time/money aspect.  Artie definitely liked it.  Robin did not and she claimed that was because of quality, nothing more, nothing less.  Of course they listened to very small snippets of 5 songs so it's hardly a legitimate review.  Nothing to see here.


Title: Re: Chinese Democracy Review Thread
Post by: falungong69 on December 01, 2008, 01:51:28 PM
The highly regarded Pitchfork gives 5.8 out of 10. Well written, worth a read.

http://www.pitchforkmedia.com/node/147782 (http://www.pitchforkmedia.com/node/147782)

Not even.  Once Mr. Ian Cohen brought up former members, I knew this review would go nowhere.

He didn't really review the album.  He found ways to slam the album for not having the former members on it, and he had grand expectations.  How he could mention Chuck Klosterman's April Fool's review and the Hindenberg in the same paragraph is beyond me.

Moving on...

LOL@ former members. As if these were just some guys that came and went and didn't play any role in GNR selling 90 million albums. Maybe when the newer guys become more well known and carve out their own identity then reviewers will place them on a Slash/Duff level. Ask the general public what they they think when they see a picture of the new band and all you will get is that Fortus looks like Izzy. It was a fair review.

i don't even understand why you're hear.  all you ever do is slag axl and defend people who abandoned him or betrayed him. 

this review is utter and complete shit.  i officially hate this reviewer and will be sending him some very strongly worded emails that let him know.  it's fucking bullshit to bring up the old band becuase THEY ARE NOT GUNS N ROSES ANYMORE!  i don't see the critics complaining about how AFD didn't have Tracii Guns on it and he was the first gnr guitarist.  they're so stuck up slash's ass it's gay.  and why?  because he's on video games and whoring himself out for anybody who will give him money?

i cry nearly every time i listen to this i love. do you know how many songs can do that?  hardly any.  therefore, it is a great one of a kind song.  period.  and there's shit that slash or gay homo pitchfork media can say about it.  they try to destroy, but they're just petty small assholes.  this album will sell tons in the long term and they'll probably write another reivew in a few years that apologizes for the first review and explains that they just weren't capable of appreciating how amazing the music is.  their subscriptions will probably decline after this review.  mark my words.


Title: Re: Chinese Democracy Review Thread
Post by: Doc Emmett Brown on December 01, 2008, 03:11:17 PM
A positive review from The Epoch Times
http://en.epochtimes.com/n2/arts-entertainment/guns-n-roses-chinese-democracy-axl-rose-7706.html (http://en.epochtimes.com/n2/arts-entertainment/guns-n-roses-chinese-democracy-axl-rose-7706.html)

I liked what he said about Better.


The Epoch Times are the Falun Gong's newspaper. They have a reason to be biased in favor of the album, as it defends them and makes the Chinese government looks bad.  : ok:

If a single song on an album that is otherwise personal and not political can inspire him to give it more than a cursory listen and offer his own feelings about the songs, then kudos to him.  : ok:


For those who have the strange desire to read reviews slanted to the negative, here's one from the LA Weekly:
http://www.laweekly.com/2008-11-27/music/amuse-your-delusion/ (http://www.laweekly.com/2008-11-27/music/amuse-your-delusion/)

"a lost cause taken to delirious extremes, a fascinating catastrophe inspiring equal parts awe and pity."



Title: Re: Chinese Democracy Review Thread
Post by: SLCPUNK on December 01, 2008, 05:10:16 PM
A positive review from The Epoch Times
http://en.epochtimes.com/n2/arts-entertainment/guns-n-roses-chinese-democracy-axl-rose-7706.html (http://en.epochtimes.com/n2/arts-entertainment/guns-n-roses-chinese-democracy-axl-rose-7706.html)

I liked what he said about Better.


The Epoch Times are the Falun Gong's newspaper. They have a reason to be biased in favor of the album, as it defends them and makes the Chinese government looks bad.  : ok:

If a single song on an album that is otherwise personal and not political can inspire him to give it more than a cursory listen and offer his own feelings about the songs, then kudos to him.  : ok:


For those who have the strange desire to read reviews slanted to the negative, here's one from the LA Weekly:
http://www.laweekly.com/2008-11-27/music/amuse-your-delusion/ (http://www.laweekly.com/2008-11-27/music/amuse-your-delusion/)

"a lost cause taken to delirious extremes, a fascinating catastrophe inspiring equal parts awe and pity."




"This is the mythical burrito microwaved by God, which is so hot, God himself cannot eat it."

 :hihi:


Title: Re: Chinese Democracy Review Thread
Post by: SLCPUNK on December 01, 2008, 05:17:24 PM
Just a general observation: Can't GnR fans disagree with "Negative" reviews without acting like angry children?

No need to insult people are act like a group of loons.


Title: Re: Chinese Democracy Review Thread
Post by: Cake on December 01, 2008, 05:19:16 PM

The only thing that annoys me about any of the negative press that I have seen is inaccuracies and flat out Axl-bashing. If people take time to listen to it and don't like the songs, then fair enough - The music cannot be to everyone's tastes. That's just a fact of life!


Title: Re: Chinese Democracy Review Thread
Post by: SLCPUNK on December 01, 2008, 05:22:43 PM
Yes, but giving a nasty reply is pretty much what they want, and makes the GnR community look like a group of buffoons.


Title: Re: Chinese Democracy Review Thread
Post by: KeVoRkIaN on December 01, 2008, 05:46:46 PM
Howard Stern to do a review of Chinese Democracy in next 30 mins - cannot tape (on my way to work).  Can anyone record this??? Howard 100 Sirius Radio
It wasn't much of a review.  They played "Chinese Democracy" which they all said was good.  Artie said it was better than anything Velvet Revolver ever did and that it was better than anything out there today.  They played "Shackler's Revenge" for about 30 seconds, not much discussion about it.  They played "Better" for about 10 seconds and Robin said it wasn't good.  They played "Catcher In The Rye" for about 30 seconds and Howard said he liked it.  Then they played "Prostitute" for about 20 seconds and Robin again said it wasn't any good.  They made the usual jokes about how long the album took to make and how much money it cost.  Howard seemed to like it but he said that he just doesn't think he's that IN to music anymore, then Robin said that wasn't the case.  She said he wasn't IN to THIS music because it wasn't any good.  So all in all, Howard DID seem to like it but couldn't get over the time/money aspect.  Artie definitely liked it.  Robin did not and she claimed that was because of quality, nothing more, nothing less.  Of course they listened to very small snippets of 5 songs so it's hardly a legitimate review.  Nothing to see here.

Thanks - I caught it on the replay.  Not a great review...not a fair review.  Hey at least Stern fans heard a bunch of tracks and they would value Artie's opinion over any of them.  Robin hardly counts in this....


Title: Re: Chinese Democracy Review Thread
Post by: Cake on December 01, 2008, 05:56:23 PM
Yes, but giving a nasty reply is pretty much what they want, and makes the GnR community look like a group of buffoons.

That's true. For example, I thought the Pitchfork review was fair and balanced. Unfortunately unless this configuration of Guns tour heavily next year, release another album in late 2009/ early 2010, the name will always be attributed to the original lineup. Which seems to be the problem that irks most of the people who post on here. Not a criticism, just an observation.


Title: Re: Chinese Democracy Review Thread
Post by: faldor on December 01, 2008, 06:47:40 PM
Howard Stern to do a review of Chinese Democracy in next 30 mins - cannot tape (on my way to work).  Can anyone record this??? Howard 100 Sirius Radio
It wasn't much of a review.  They played "Chinese Democracy" which they all said was good.  Artie said it was better than anything Velvet Revolver ever did and that it was better than anything out there today.  They played "Shackler's Revenge" for about 30 seconds, not much discussion about it.  They played "Better" for about 10 seconds and Robin said it wasn't good.  They played "Catcher In The Rye" for about 30 seconds and Howard said he liked it.  Then they played "Prostitute" for about 20 seconds and Robin again said it wasn't any good.  They made the usual jokes about how long the album took to make and how much money it cost.  Howard seemed to like it but he said that he just doesn't think he's that IN to music anymore, then Robin said that wasn't the case.  She said he wasn't IN to THIS music because it wasn't any good.  So all in all, Howard DID seem to like it but couldn't get over the time/money aspect.  Artie definitely liked it.  Robin did not and she claimed that was because of quality, nothing more, nothing less.  Of course they listened to very small snippets of 5 songs so it's hardly a legitimate review.  Nothing to see here.

Thanks - I caught it on the replay.  Not a great review...not a fair review.  Hey at least Stern fans heard a bunch of tracks and they would value Artie's opinion over any of them.  Robin hardly counts in this....
Later on in the show someone called up, probably a member of some GNR message board, and told Howard to play "There Was A Time" to hear a great guitar solo from Buckethead.  So Howard fast forwarded to the solo and let it play.  He said it was good.  Robin again wasn't too fond of the Bucket solo in TWAT.  She said it sounded okay, but it was nothing new and she had heard similar solos over the years.  They talked a little about Buckethead and said he was a good guitarist.  Howard asked if he was called Buckethead because the old band had a Slash, Fred explained he wore a KFC bucket on his head, hence the name.  Artie brought up the fact that when Slash was on the show last year how he said that Bucket was a good technical guitarist but didn't play with much emotion.  The caller explained that Robin Finck was the emotional guitarist in the group but neither remained.  They then contemplated why it was so difficult to work with Axl.  The caller said Axl was bi-polar and they didn't think that was reason enough to not work with him.  Howard said it sounded like a record he could definitely dig and listen to, but he doesn't buy records anymore.

THEN, at the end of the show Howard did a live commercial for Chinese Democracy.  Robin said people should listen to it since Axl took such a long time working on it.  Howard read some quotes from Rolling Stone about it.  Artie said he digs it.  Howard said he liked what he heard but they didn't really get a chance to give it a thorough listen, just clips of 5 songs.  Robin agreed.  They were real positive, which they always are during their live commercials.  Howard can talk up just about anything, he's got a knack for that.  Hopefully they continue to push the album, I think that could help things along.  Howard still gets millions of listeners a day, so it certainly couldn't hurt.


Title: Re: Chinese Democracy Review Thread
Post by: badobsession_r21 on December 01, 2008, 07:51:47 PM
Time out magazine New York

http://www.timeout.com/newyork/articles/music/69316/guns-n-roses

Rating *****

Many have grumbled that GN?R just ain?t GN?R without Slash & Co. But spinning Chinese Democracy?finally!?brings to mind a fascinating notion: What if the old Guns N? Roses was actually holding Axl back? This record lives up to the hype in one crucial sense: Dear God, is it ever weird?a schizophrenic smattering of grandly symphonic pop, sleek industrial metal and hallucinatory trip-hop, topped off by Rose?s heavily processed yet surprisingly intact yowl. And unmistakably, it?s the work of a creative dictator. No actual democracy could have wrought something this twisted and elaborate.

Or, perhaps, this entertaining. Chinese Democracy comes off as a sweet, bitter and at times knowingly funny pop epic, on which a gripping hook balances every oddball juxtaposition. Case in point: the exquisite ?Better,? which begins as fey R&B, then mutates from charging modern arena rock into brute postgrunge. Somehow, Rose and his myriad motley recruits maintain a spunky catchiness throughout.

The record is crammed with similarly WTF? episodes, like the Destiny?s Child?esque chorale of shrieking Axls that opens ?Scraped? or the collage of MLK samples in ?Madagascar.? However over-the-top the album gets, though, it never feels incoherent or silly; even the tearjerking ballad ?This I Love? hints eerily at gothic mania. Whether the long march toward Chinese Democracy has left Rose genuinely disturbed or he?s just in the throes of some particularly turbulent muse, he?s ended up with a singular, exhilarating statement.


Title: Re: Chinese Democracy Review Thread
Post by: younggunner on December 01, 2008, 08:21:07 PM
I think we have a winner...possibly the best review Ive read...

ROX OFF

Roaring rampage of redemption


Chinese Democracy
Guns N' Roses
Geffen/Black Frog, 2008

 

By Peter Venkman

In many ways, the work of a critic is easy. We risk very little yet enjoy a position over those who offer up their work and their selves to our judgement. We thrive on negative criticism, which is fun to write and to read. But the bitter truth we critics must face, is that in the grand scheme of things, the average piece of junk is more meaningful than our criticism designating it so. But there are times when a critic truly risks something, and that is in the discovery and defense of the new.

The world is often unkind to new talent, new creations. The new needs friends. These past couple of days, I have experienced something new, some extraordinary music, but from a singularly "old" source. To say that both the music and the performers behind it have challenged my preconceptions about rock n' roll is a gross understatement. They have rocked me to my core.(*)

If ever there was an album that needed to win friends, it's Chinese Democracy.

To even listen to this album without the collective weight of over a decade of anticipation and hype is almost impossible, and its actual existence is universally predetermined as a letdown. That is until you hear it.

The first Guns N' Roses album of original material since 1993 is the musical equivalent of the Kill Bill movies, but Axl Rose gets to do one up on Quentin Tarantino; his sprawling epic isn't chopped up - it lands as a lean, mean killing machine of hard rock glory.

Imagine the tasty mom and pop scene in Kill Bill Volume Two fragmented by the bloodspattering swordfight centerpiece from Volume One and translate it all to music. Like Tarantinos roaring rampages of cinematic revenge, Democracy evokes genuine emotion beneath the pomp and the circumstance. It's operatic, misanthropic, celebratory, bizarre, electrifying.

The album really exists out of time. Part arty-hearty freakshow, part stylistic melting pot, part diving Hindenburg but it also - amazingly - sounds like a Guns N' Roses record. Clearly the product of a distinctive artistic vision, more compelling than coherent, it offers a roadmap lush with musical depth and originality. This is music with the richness of great fiction.

Nuances are revealed through repeated listens but unlike some of it's peers - Dark Side of the Moon, Physical Graffiti, Queen II, Achtung Baby, OK Computer, Smile and yes, GNR's own brimming Use Your Illusion discs - Democracy never goes down beaten paths but trots out across uncharted territory.

In the end, it's the sum of its parts. Those parts being what constitutes Guns N' Roses today; Paul Tobias, Tommy Stinson, Chris Pitman, Robin Finck, Dizzy Reed and Axl Rose, all of whom have contributed to the songwriting and performances as a band. Others include Buckethead, Ron 'Bumblefoot' Thal, Richard Fortus and drummers Brian 'Brain' Mantia and Frank Ferrer. Characterizing everyone is shrewd technical ability and a more or less indie background. Which is far removed from the mainstream monster that Guns N' Roses had become.

Democracy will therefore sound testy to contemporary ears and it may shock the waiting vampires and Sunset strippers who long for green grass, pretty girls and paradise cities. Not merely a blend of traditional rock sensibilities, punk expressiveness and pop bravado but a damn-the-torpedoes fusion of whatever works and is within radar, it's still experimental without being oblique. Add Rose's snake-dance danger and his penchant for piano-themed hymns and the result is a sonic landscape as far as the eye can see - and ear can hear. The band has toured twice since Rose began serious work on this album around 1997, and have displayed a rare vitality on stage all but missing from rock n' roll today.

Rest assured, the passage of time nor alleged trauma has not eroded the gingerhaired's artistic instincts or vocal capabilities. In fact, Rose sounds positively sane and clearheaded throughout, neither engulfed by rage or fueled by bitter regret. Okay, it's not like he doesn't set the record straight or has softened his attitude. No, no. This is his return, his moment and his answer to, as that old GNR song went, "14 years of silence".

Millions of dollars spent, thousands of headlines later and more than a decade underway, it's hard deciding on what's most surreal: the neverending media spun controversy and personal attacks on Rose - or the silence from the accused. The idiocy displayed by uninformed, unresearched and prejudiced journalists over the years has been mindboggling and warrants some soulsearching.

The reality is, that Democracy is worth getting for one song alone.
Check out the slowburning Sorry, the most evocative and haunting personal reply ever put to music since John Lennon wrote How Do You Sleep? about Paul McCartney. Rose literally takes ex-guitarist Slash apart piece by piece, displaying an emotional and vocal cadence that sucks you in like a tractor beam. "To hell with the pressure, I'm not caving in," recites Rose, finally going public with the cross he'll always carry by keeping the band name. As in: where's Slash?

"Nobody owes you, not one goddamn thing," he sneers to a morphine-slowed kickdrum beat, as the lazy Toni Iommi'sh guitar groove sways. "You close your eyes, all well and good, you tell them stories they'd rather believe, use and confuse them, they're numb and naive," Rose intimately tells everybody's favorite Guitar Hero. The listener is unwillingly catapulted to a state of eavesdropping. Rose then tightens the message and looks his former friend and bandmate in the eye - for a second, echoing emotional rescue - "What were you thinking? Because I don't forget."

That's the crux.

Rose figures he won this war of attrition not because he held out, but because he was always true to himself. Time is of no consequence in his world. The most daunting lyric on the album, also from Sorry, shakes off the flack that's constantly headed in his very direction: "Truth is, the truth hurts, don't you agree?" Ouch.

In that sense, everything on Democracy is counterbalanced by the pathos of Rose - a songwriter, singer and performer who, let's face it, is Jim Morrison's heir. Both were driven by inner demons and genuine spite, both were in direct conflict with their audience and fans. Rose's never-changing battle to remain an auteur in a celebrity world increasingly hostile to such individualists has become a performance in itself. Morrison fled to Paris and he unfortunately never made it back. Rose holed up in his Malibu mansion, went AWOL for seven years and "Axl-sightings" were invented. He has now returned.

So, it's time to listen to the music. And there's a lot of great music here.

The groove oriented Better is an instant classic. Dirty hard rock swagger with rollicking clout and a hook to die for. Easily the catchiest tune the band has made this side of Sweet Child O' Mine. Nobody does it better.

The pounding disco (yes, disco) of Shackler's Revenge ("Don't ever try and tell me how much you care for me,") and the stressful, scream-chorus inferno of Riad N' The Bedouins rivals the best of The Sex Pistols, ELO, Boston and The Who. Dissolved, punchy hard rock with clarity and purpose that bends but never breaks. The guzzling and schizofrenic Scraped is introed by an a-cappella vocal chorale before it runs amok ("Don't you try and stop us now!"). If The World is Miami Vice-sleaze mixed with funky blaxsploitation metal topped off with a scorching Buckethead. Remarkable stuff.

The Beatlesque and happy-go-lucky Catcher in the Rye is beatific, complete with "na-na-na's", in sharp contrast to the abrasive lyrics that encompass both the book, the John Lennon murder, the concept of mortality and what sounds like undertones of anguish, regret and maybe even child abuse. Ron Thal hits the ground running with beehive guitar while the vocals sound like they're whitewater rafting. It's a deceitful, little devil this.

"If I thought that I was crazy, well I guess I'd have more fun, it's what used to be's not there for me," croons an introspective Rose, part Mark David Chapman, part Holden Caulfield, part J.D. Salinger and part estranged rock n' roll icon.

There Was A Time is the monolithic album "halftime show". Almost seismic in its complexity, the melody is never buried, only built upon, layer after layer, "all the way from California.. and your ways around the laws", with chickenplucking guitar by Buckethead, a chanting Axl and a choir of angels to start the party. Old tales of broken relationships along the PCH and deep in to the flickering L.A. night, right down to the broken glass, the cigarettes and snorting coke in a stall. A melodic and lyrical triumph.


Title: Re: Chinese Democracy Review Thread
Post by: younggunner on December 01, 2008, 08:21:43 PM
As the album draws to a close, everything suddenly stops. Here comes the lugubrious This I Love, probably Rose's finest moment yet.

Written back in 1993, he's been sitting on this baby forever. Allegedly, it's the final chapter to the saga of Don't Cry, November Rain and Estranged, linked together in spirit and story only through their accompanying self-indulgent videos from the early 90s, two of which starred Rose's then girlfriend, Stephanie Seymour. Stripped of anything but the bare essentials, this open wound farewell to Seymour features Rose on piano, in a shattering meltdown of a ramshackle voice, and lavish string-bending sensuality from Finck. "Please God you must believe me, I searched the universe and found myself within her eyes," cries Rose like an air raid horn before B-52s carpetbomb with autographed Blood On The Tracks CDs. Yes, it's enough to make grown men cry and undeniable proof of Rose's prestige. It rubs you raw, leaves you dizzy. Fantastic.

Earlier, the symphonic Street of Dreams actually revisits the Seymour break-up in tantalizing fashion: Rose's fire-siren yelp is here underscored by a Broadway setup of Billy Joel taking a crap at the Honolulu Bar(**). This is a positive. "What I thought was beautiful, don't live inside of you," schreeches Rose before Finck's strangulated blues gothguitar once again wields in and out and all around, sometimes headbutting Stinson's staccato punk bass. The musicianship on this record is unparalleled.

"That's not stardust at my feet, it leaves a taste that's bittersweet, that's called the blues." Melodic to a fault and dramatized to perfection.

But there is not just heartbreak here, there is also a vicious clinging to love's promise and the fight-to-the-death belief in purity of truth. The slow-moving majesty of Madagascar evokes spiritual optimism and sounds like Leonard Cohen, circa The Future, fronting Led Zeppelin at Tiananman Square. A deeply personal tune ("I won' be told anymore, that I've been caught down in this storm, that I lived so far out from the shore, that I can't find my way back anymore") in light of everything the band has been through since the golden days, Madagascar transcends as a universal weltschmertz anthem that offers intellectual musings far removed from mere rock n' roll muscle and pop poetics.

An exercise in consolidation, equity and continuity ("Forgive them that tear down my soul, bless them that they might grow old") the analogy of its title goes hand in hand with ingenious movie sample choices (Braveheart, Se7en, Mississippi Burning, Casualties of War) that are mixed effortlessly with sound bites from Martin Luther King's "I Have a Dream" speech. Somewhere, DJ Shadow is smiling.

Rose uses - not his illusions - but allusions as rhetorical weapons, ultimately revealing his convictions and the star by which he sails. It's Elisabeth Drewian at heart. The world is not run by thought, nor by imagination, but by opinion. And that can be a tough place for any self-contained artist that is not for sale.

Again, Rose, now 46, didn't wait this long for his own enjoyment or vanity. To him, the circumstances simply dictated or instituted the wait and/or gestation period. Whatever one might agree or disagree with in this matter - and however one views Rose personally - is of no consequence. Because the music is here and it plays like a roaring rampage of rock n' roll redemption. The best kind.

"Ask yourself, why I would choose, to prostitute myself, to live with fortune and shame," he commands on the album closer, appropriately titled Prostitute, that literally sizzles with evocative piano, fat beats by Brain and sumptuous manifest guitar by Buckethead.

That just may be Democracy's grandest achievement; Rose manages to re-direct all the venom, hatred, frustration and bile back at the instigators. He's encouraging you to find the proof in the pudding yourself. As he tells Slash; "It's harder to live with the truth about you, than to live with the lies about me." So put that in your pipe and smoke it.

Great music will never be denied, and one could therefore say that Axl Rose wins.

In overtime.

Rating: * * * * ? (4? out of 5)

By: Peter Venkman


Title: Re: Chinese Democracy Review Thread
Post by: Axl4Prez2004 on December 01, 2008, 09:04:00 PM
^ Younggunner, that review was fucking amazing and spot-on!  Thank you for posting.   :beer:

might I add, the line, "Ask yourself, why I would choose, to prostitute myself, to live with fortune and shame," couldn't paint a better picture of Axl's feelings on cash-grab reunion shit. 

btw, the writer (and it seems many others) are assuming Sorry is only about Slash.  Maybe it is, but I'm not 100% sure. 


Title: Re: Chinese Democracy Review Thread
Post by: Layne Staley's Sunglasses on December 01, 2008, 11:05:28 PM
I really enjoyed reading that review.

If only more journalists were like Peter Venkman. 


Title: Re: Chinese Democracy Review Thread
Post by: western_chaos on December 01, 2008, 11:22:46 PM
Yeah, that was a well written review. It's nice to see someone who actually thinks about what they are reviewing.


Title: Re: Chinese Democracy Review Thread
Post by: Chief on December 01, 2008, 11:30:58 PM
Ok this review is excellent, thank you!!!


I think we have a winner...possibly the best review Ive read...

ROX OFF

Roaring rampage of redemption


Chinese Democracy
Guns N' Roses
Geffen/Black Frog, 2008

 

By Peter Venkman


Title: Re: Chinese Democracy Review Thread
Post by: Shoeboy517 on December 01, 2008, 11:36:12 PM
The attention CD has been getting on the Stern show leads me to believe Axl may make an appearance there, in a "weirder things have happened" kind of way.  A couple of the other Gould/Azhoff clients ) have shown up to promote their retail exclusive albums.  For anybody who's been listening, they've actually spoken about the album a number of times over the last few weeks, and I find that often this type of discussion on the show precedes an appearance.

Crossed fingers.  An Axl interview by Howard Stern would be something to hear.




Title: Re: Chinese Democracy Review Thread
Post by: faldor on December 01, 2008, 11:53:06 PM
The attention CD has been getting on the Stern show leads me to believe Axl may make an appearance there, in a "weirder things have happened" kind of way.  A couple of the other Gould/Azhoff clients ) have shown up to promote their retail exclusive albums.  For anybody who's been listening, they've actually spoken about the album a number of times over the last few weeks, and I find that often this type of discussion on the show precedes an appearance.

Crossed fingers.  An Axl interview by Howard Stern would be something to hear.



I hope so, that would be awesome.  That would completely make up for not doing any interviews or press to this point.  It's at the very least a good sign that the show is giving the album some pretty good reviews and Howard is actually doing live commercials for the album.  Many GNR mentions on the show today.  On the Wrap Up Show they even discussed Buckethead briefly and said he was a good guitar player.  Richard Christy (a professional musician/drummer) said that Bumblefoot was a great guitarist.  They're saying all the right things right now, that at least could leave the door open for Axl to appear on the show.  Obviously they'd jump at the chance to have him.  It'd all be up to Axl.  IF he ever does talk, which I think he will, I can't think of a much better place to do it.  Howard can ask some tough questions, but unless you're Amy Fisher, he's very respectful of his guests and won't go anywhere they don't want to go.


Title: Re: Chinese Democracy Review Thread
Post by: younggunner on December 01, 2008, 11:59:29 PM
Howard is a great interviewer. If he knew GNRs history then I def would love to see this happen. I just think it would be a weird interview for both of them and Axl is risking a lot going on there. So I doubt it would happen.


Title: Re: Chinese Democracy Review Thread
Post by: tHeElEcTrIcSiNtAr on December 02, 2008, 12:10:42 AM
Howard is a great interviewer. If he knew GNRs history then I def would love to see this happen. I just think it would be a weird interview for both of them and Axl is risking a lot going on there. So I doubt it would happen.

It wouldnt be the first interview between them.


Title: Re: Chinese Democracy Review Thread
Post by: Alfie Bones on December 02, 2008, 12:38:03 AM
Was that a fake review?

Peter Venkman is the main character from Ghostbusters.


Title: Re: Chinese Democracy Review Thread
Post by: Mobenrad on December 02, 2008, 12:44:00 AM
That interview truly says it the best. I'm glad he agrees that Better is the catchiest tune.


Title: Re: Chinese Democracy Review Thread
Post by: Eazy E on December 02, 2008, 12:52:29 AM
Was that a fake review?

Peter Venkman is the main character from Ghostbusters.

If only more journalists were like Peter Venkman. 

Absolutely Hilarious.  :rofl:


Title: Re: Chinese Democracy Review Thread
Post by: TheRaven on December 02, 2008, 01:21:33 AM
Was that a fake review?

Peter Venkman is the main character from Ghostbusters.
I don't know, I did a quick google check and saw that the same "person" reviewed the songs Chinese Democracy and Shackler's Revenge in the past, but I can't find any site that he writes for (he's only appeared on GN'R message boards). Given that, I'd be inclined to believe it's fake. Too bad, it was pretty well written. I wouldn't mind having him as a writer (and ghost killa).lol


Title: Re: Chinese Democracy Review Thread
Post by: Mobenrad on December 02, 2008, 01:23:02 AM
Was that a fake review?

Peter Venkman is the main character from Ghostbusters.

If only more journalists were like Peter Venkman. 

Absolutely Hilarious.  :rofl:


:rofl: :rofl:

Good catch bud.


Title: Re: Chinese Democracy Review Thread
Post by: Alfie Bones on December 02, 2008, 01:30:28 AM
Well, if Bill Murray likes the album, that's fine with me.  : ok:


Title: Re: Chinese Democracy Review Thread
Post by: Chief on December 02, 2008, 02:07:34 AM
even if it's not an official review, it's still well written and thought out.


Title: Re: Chinese Democracy Review Thread
Post by: Rainfox on December 02, 2008, 02:15:14 AM

The review is legit.

Rox Off is a private mailing list (much like GNR had - and still have: the DnB List) for rock, pop and movie enthusiasts. It's pretty hardcore, members only and bi-monthly, hence the review surfaced in the beginning of December here.

Yes, Peter Venkman is a pseudonym that he/she is using.

As far as I know.

 8)






Title: Re: Chinese Democracy Review Thread
Post by: TheRaven on December 02, 2008, 02:21:22 AM

The review is legit.

Rox Off is a private mailing list (much like GNR had - and still have: the DnB List) for rock, pop and movie enthusiasts. It's pretty hardcore, members only and bi-monthly, hence the review surfaced in the beginning of December here.

Yes, Peter Venkman is a pseudonym that he/she is using.

As far as I know.

 8)





They should have Venkman writing the content for the GN'R website.  :smoking:


Title: Re: Chinese Democracy Review Thread
Post by: Layne Staley's Sunglasses on December 02, 2008, 08:51:35 AM

The review is legit.

Rox Off is a private mailing list (much like GNR had - and still have: the DnB List) for rock, pop and movie enthusiasts. It's pretty hardcore, members only and bi-monthly, hence the review surfaced in the beginning of December here.

Yes, Peter Venkman is a pseudonym that he/she is using.

As far as I know.

 8)






Who ya gonna call?!?  ;D


Title: Re: Chinese Democracy Review Thread
Post by: Mobenrad on December 02, 2008, 10:10:36 AM

The review is legit.

Rox Off is a private mailing list (much like GNR had - and still have: the DnB List) for rock, pop and movie enthusiasts. It's pretty hardcore, members only and bi-monthly, hence the review surfaced in the beginning of December here.

Yes, Peter Venkman is a pseudonym that he/she is using.

As far as I know.

 8)






Who ya gonna call?!?  ;D

GHOST BUSTERS!!!  :peace:


Title: Re: Chinese Democracy Review Thread
Post by: McGann on December 02, 2008, 10:56:36 AM
I'm friends with Venkman.
He is a really good guy
And he knows his stuff!!

Splash

/Mike


Title: Re: Chinese Democracy Review Thread
Post by: Continental Drift on December 02, 2008, 02:22:56 PM
Venkman nailed it. Great review. :peace:

To hell with the haters. The QUALITY on this album is undeniable.8)


Title: Re: Chinese Democracy Review Thread
Post by: badobsession_r21 on December 03, 2008, 07:26:25 AM
Great review :

Music Review: Guns N' Roses - Chinese Democracy
Written by Anthony Tobis
http://blogcritics.org/archives/2008/11/21/105618.php

I'll admit it ? I wasn't a believer before tonight. Until my ears were physically christened with the opening notes to the title track of Chinese Democracy soaring through my thoroughly overwhelmed computer speakers as it streamed off of the Guns N' Roses MySpace page, I did not believe that Axl Rose would wade through the insanity of his genius and bring us what has become the Holy Grail of rock music.

But what once seemed like an untouchable, unattainable vision in the head of a madman ? destined never to be realized -- has now thankfully become reality. And those fans who have yearned for years to once again gain access to the ingeniously conceptual and chaotically invigorating world of rock and roll that only Rose can create will not be disappointed.

Chinese Democracy is the ultimate rock and roll album. It announces GNR's reemergence in the world of metal with a sonic explosion that cuts through the status quo like a razor blade, beautifully sharp and piercingly deadly. Axl combines the raw ferocity of Appetite for Destruction with the soaring and dramatic compositional approach the band took on their Use Your Illusions albums, combining those formidable forces in a shell of layered, electronic sound that is thick and powerful. Electronic beats and melodies pour over Axl's ballads like the lofting "Streets of Dreams" and rage over rockers like the buzzsaw guitar-laced jam "Better," creating an affluence of sound that assaults and consumes its audience completely.

Every note and every vocal coursing through this record are placed perfectly into the overall mosaic that only an artist like Axl can create. Each track is strong in its own intrinsic way, drawing on the various influences that swirl through his consciousness, giving the listener a unique sensory experience as they journey through the landscape of the record as it unfolds.

Fans of GNR's earlier work will cite harder tracks like the distortion drenched rocker "Shackler's Revenge" or the pulse-pounding "Riad N' The Bedouins" as the strongest songs on the record.

Those who enjoy Axl's melodic tendencies will no doubt be drawn to the album's prime examples of his ever-present ability to write a sentimental hook, like "Catcher in the Rye" or the hauntingly melodic "Sorry."

For most, the glaring spectacle of this album is undoubtedly Axl's innovation: his introduction of hip hop and electronic beats and sounds, metallic industrial crunch in the vein of Ministry, and thunderously layered guitars, all crashing together in a violent and perfect harmony throughout the record show that, for all his eccentricities and insistence on perfectionism, Axl showed no restraint in fully realizing a thoroughly bombastic and beautiful musical concept. Those who criticized him must now give thanks for those very aspects of his mentality that drew their ire, for they are the integral ingredients that define and differentiate Chinese Democracy from anything that preceded it.

Over the time in which Axl was in his self-induced exile, it is now obvious that rather than an act of instability or social rejection this was an act of musical evolution. Gone are the days when he shared the GNR spotlight with any one musician. This new incarnation of the band is more reminiscent of a metal version of Arthur Lee's Love or Don Van Vilet's Beefheart. Axl is at the helm of this ship and it his personal journey into new realms of sonic madness, totally foriegn to rock and roll, that make Chinese Democracy nothing short of incredible. It is a record so conceptually powerful in its ideas, so innovative in its sounds, that it will single-handedly elevate the standard against which all rock music is subsequently measured.



Title: Re: Chinese Democracy Review Thread
Post by: The Catcher on December 03, 2008, 08:32:01 AM
Great review :

Music Review: Guns N' Roses - Chinese Democracy
Written by Anthony Tobis
http://blogcritics.org/archives/2008/11/21/105618.php

I'll admit it ? I wasn't a believer before tonight. Until my ears were physically christened with the opening notes to the title track of Chinese Democracy soaring through my thoroughly overwhelmed computer speakers as it streamed off of the Guns N' Roses MySpace page, I did not believe that Axl Rose would wade through the insanity of his genius and bring us what has become the Holy Grail of rock music.

But what once seemed like an untouchable, unattainable vision in the head of a madman ? destined never to be realized -- has now thankfully become reality. And those fans who have yearned for years to once again gain access to the ingeniously conceptual and chaotically invigorating world of rock and roll that only Rose can create will not be disappointed.

Chinese Democracy is the ultimate rock and roll album. It announces GNR's reemergence in the world of metal with a sonic explosion that cuts through the status quo like a razor blade, beautifully sharp and piercingly deadly. Axl combines the raw ferocity of Appetite for Destruction with the soaring and dramatic compositional approach the band took on their Use Your Illusions albums, combining those formidable forces in a shell of layered, electronic sound that is thick and powerful. Electronic beats and melodies pour over Axl's ballads like the lofting "Streets of Dreams" and rage over rockers like the buzzsaw guitar-laced jam "Better," creating an affluence of sound that assaults and consumes its audience completely.

Every note and every vocal coursing through this record are placed perfectly into the overall mosaic that only an artist like Axl can create. Each track is strong in its own intrinsic way, drawing on the various influences that swirl through his consciousness, giving the listener a unique sensory experience as they journey through the landscape of the record as it unfolds.

Fans of GNR's earlier work will cite harder tracks like the distortion drenched rocker "Shackler's Revenge" or the pulse-pounding "Riad N' The Bedouins" as the strongest songs on the record.

Those who enjoy Axl's melodic tendencies will no doubt be drawn to the album's prime examples of his ever-present ability to write a sentimental hook, like "Catcher in the Rye" or the hauntingly melodic "Sorry."

For most, the glaring spectacle of this album is undoubtedly Axl's innovation: his introduction of hip hop and electronic beats and sounds, metallic industrial crunch in the vein of Ministry, and thunderously layered guitars, all crashing together in a violent and perfect harmony throughout the record show that, for all his eccentricities and insistence on perfectionism, Axl showed no restraint in fully realizing a thoroughly bombastic and beautiful musical concept. Those who criticized him must now give thanks for those very aspects of his mentality that drew their ire, for they are the integral ingredients that define and differentiate Chinese Democracy from anything that preceded it.

Over the time in which Axl was in his self-induced exile, it is now obvious that rather than an act of instability or social rejection this was an act of musical evolution. Gone are the days when he shared the GNR spotlight with any one musician. This new incarnation of the band is more reminiscent of a metal version of Arthur Lee's Love or Don Van Vilet's Beefheart. Axl is at the helm of this ship and it his personal journey into new realms of sonic madness, totally foriegn to rock and roll, that make Chinese Democracy nothing short of incredible. It is a record so conceptually powerful in its ideas, so innovative in its sounds, that it will single-handedly elevate the standard against which all rock music is subsequently measured.



Now THAT's a review! :smoking:
Great to see somebody do the album justice and give the music the credit it deserves, rather than focusing on personal bias towards Axl or past history with the band.


Title: Re: Chinese Democracy Review Thread
Post by: makane on December 03, 2008, 06:36:54 PM
Great review :

Music Review: Guns N' Roses - Chinese Democracy
Written by Anthony Tobis
http://blogcritics.org/archives/2008/11/21/105618.php

I'll admit it ? I wasn't a believer before tonight. Until my ears were physically christened with the opening notes to the title track of Chinese Democracy soaring through my thoroughly overwhelmed computer speakers as it streamed off of the Guns N' Roses MySpace page, I did not believe that Axl Rose would wade through the insanity of his genius and bring us what has become the Holy Grail of rock music.

But what once seemed like an untouchable, unattainable vision in the head of a madman ? destined never to be realized -- has now thankfully become reality. And those fans who have yearned for years to once again gain access to the ingeniously conceptual and chaotically invigorating world of rock and roll that only Rose can create will not be disappointed.

Chinese Democracy is the ultimate rock and roll album. It announces GNR's reemergence in the world of metal with a sonic explosion that cuts through the status quo like a razor blade, beautifully sharp and piercingly deadly. Axl combines the raw ferocity of Appetite for Destruction with the soaring and dramatic compositional approach the band took on their Use Your Illusions albums, combining those formidable forces in a shell of layered, electronic sound that is thick and powerful. Electronic beats and melodies pour over Axl's ballads like the lofting "Streets of Dreams" and rage over rockers like the buzzsaw guitar-laced jam "Better," creating an affluence of sound that assaults and consumes its audience completely.

Every note and every vocal coursing through this record are placed perfectly into the overall mosaic that only an artist like Axl can create. Each track is strong in its own intrinsic way, drawing on the various influences that swirl through his consciousness, giving the listener a unique sensory experience as they journey through the landscape of the record as it unfolds.

Fans of GNR's earlier work will cite harder tracks like the distortion drenched rocker "Shackler's Revenge" or the pulse-pounding "Riad N' The Bedouins" as the strongest songs on the record.

Those who enjoy Axl's melodic tendencies will no doubt be drawn to the album's prime examples of his ever-present ability to write a sentimental hook, like "Catcher in the Rye" or the hauntingly melodic "Sorry."

For most, the glaring spectacle of this album is undoubtedly Axl's innovation: his introduction of hip hop and electronic beats and sounds, metallic industrial crunch in the vein of Ministry, and thunderously layered guitars, all crashing together in a violent and perfect harmony throughout the record show that, for all his eccentricities and insistence on perfectionism, Axl showed no restraint in fully realizing a thoroughly bombastic and beautiful musical concept. Those who criticized him must now give thanks for those very aspects of his mentality that drew their ire, for they are the integral ingredients that define and differentiate Chinese Democracy from anything that preceded it.

Over the time in which Axl was in his self-induced exile, it is now obvious that rather than an act of instability or social rejection this was an act of musical evolution. Gone are the days when he shared the GNR spotlight with any one musician. This new incarnation of the band is more reminiscent of a metal version of Arthur Lee's Love or Don Van Vilet's Beefheart. Axl is at the helm of this ship and it his personal journey into new realms of sonic madness, totally foriegn to rock and roll, that make Chinese Democracy nothing short of incredible. It is a record so conceptually powerful in its ideas, so innovative in its sounds, that it will single-handedly elevate the standard against which all rock music is subsequently measured.



Now THAT's a review! :smoking:
Great to see somebody do the album justice and give the music the credit it deserves, rather than focusing on personal bias towards Axl or past history with the band.

"overwhelmed computer speakers as it streamed off of the Guns N' Roses MySpace page" <- Take notes, this is the right way to review a CD.

Seriously, Thats not even a review.
He doesn't have the objectivity to be neutral about this. You're not meant to sell the product.

Whatever, I noticed hes some sort of "blog critic", that really explains a lot  :D


Title: Re: Chinese Democracy Review Thread
Post by: loretian on December 03, 2008, 06:43:23 PM
Quote
"overwhelmed computer speakers as it streamed off of the Guns N' Roses MySpace page" <- Take notes, this is the right way to review a CD.

Seriously, Thats not even a review.
He doesn't have the objectivity to be neutral about this. You're not meant to sell the product.

Whatever, I noticed hes some sort of "blog critic", that really explains a lot  :D

So, you're critical of him cause he gave an entirely positive review?

How do you know what objectivity he has?  You're basis for saying he has none is that he gave it a positive review.  Blah! 


Title: Re: Chinese Democracy Review Thread
Post by: makane on December 03, 2008, 06:56:54 PM
Quote
"overwhelmed computer speakers as it streamed off of the Guns N' Roses MySpace page" <- Take notes, this is the right way to review a CD.

Seriously, Thats not even a review.
He doesn't have the objectivity to be neutral about this. You're not meant to sell the product.

Whatever, I noticed hes some sort of "blog critic", that really explains a lot  :D

So, you're critical of him cause he gave an entirely positive review?

How do you know what objectivity he has?  You're basis for saying he has none is that he gave it a positive review.  Blah! 

Yes.

Hes selling it, not reviewing.

It's like putting Jim Bob or Shackler to write a "review" for RS, it just wouldn't pass.


Title: Re: Chinese Democracy Review Thread
Post by: daviebuckethead on December 03, 2008, 06:57:35 PM
^^^^

he's critical because there is no objectivity.

Critics cant win i suppose....Some salivate over the album and people say they are up axls ass. others bach the album and everyone in the GnR community sends them hate mail  :-\


Title: Re: Chinese Democracy Review Thread
Post by: faldor on December 03, 2008, 07:02:10 PM
Quote
"overwhelmed computer speakers as it streamed off of the Guns N' Roses MySpace page" <- Take notes, this is the right way to review a CD.

Seriously, Thats not even a review.
He doesn't have the objectivity to be neutral about this. You're not meant to sell the product.

Whatever, I noticed hes some sort of "blog critic", that really explains a lot  :D

So, you're critical of him cause he gave an entirely positive review?

How do you know what objectivity he has?  You're basis for saying he has none is that he gave it a positive review.  Blah! 

Yes.

Hes selling it, not reviewing.

It's like putting Jim Bob or Shackler to write a "review" for RS, it just wouldn't pass.
Any review that is positive is "selling" the album in a way.  If it's a negative review, it's telling the reader, "it's not worth the time."  I've read plenty of those, I guess we'll just do away with all positive and negative reviews.  Only reviews that contain both positive and negative comments can be looked at legitimately.  Is that what you're looking for?


Title: Re: Chinese Democracy Review Thread
Post by: SLCPUNK on December 03, 2008, 07:08:04 PM


So, you're critical of him cause he gave an entirely positive review?

How do you know what objectivity he has?  You're basis for saying he has none is that he gave it a positive review.  Blah! 

The same can be asked for "negative" reviews.


Title: Re: Chinese Democracy Review Thread
Post by: makane on December 03, 2008, 07:34:51 PM
Quote
"overwhelmed computer speakers as it streamed off of the Guns N' Roses MySpace page" <- Take notes, this is the right way to review a CD.

Seriously, Thats not even a review.
He doesn't have the objectivity to be neutral about this. You're not meant to sell the product.

Whatever, I noticed hes some sort of "blog critic", that really explains a lot  :D

So, you're critical of him cause he gave an entirely positive review?

How do you know what objectivity he has?  You're basis for saying he has none is that he gave it a positive review.  Blah! 

Yes.

Hes selling it, not reviewing.

It's like putting Jim Bob or Shackler to write a "review" for RS, it just wouldn't pass.
Any review that is positive is "selling" the album in a way.  If it's a negative review, it's telling the reader, "it's not worth the time."  I've read plenty of those, I guess we'll just do away with all positive and negative reviews.  Only reviews that contain both positive and negative comments can be looked at legitimately.  Is that what you're looking for?

That is it.

Even the most critical reviews usually have some positive remark, if not then it is just as useless as the review above.
 
There is a fine line between blind praise and hate, so it really gets my blood boiling when people say the most positive reviews are the only good ones, and everything else is just (they see me rolling, they) hating.

(I know this is a FANBOARD and I was never expecting anyone to applaud my view, but I thought id just tell my view of things)


Title: Re: Chinese Democracy Review Thread
Post by: dungbeetle on December 03, 2008, 09:47:56 PM
The guy that posted blog critic guy is not a real critic.  The fanboy that posted this probably wrote it too.   Its a glowing piece on GNR for sure.  This guy is not employed as a critic thats for sure. 


Title: Re: Chinese Democracy Review Thread
Post by: ShacklerSlash on December 04, 2008, 09:22:25 AM
Some belated Irish reviews

From Irish Times (one of Ireland's two main broadsheets)
Smell of Roses

BRIAN BOYD

Fri, Nov 21, 2008

CD CHOICE:This weeks CD of the week is Chinese Democracyby Guns n' Roses Polydor ***

Not as good as any album which takes 15 years to complete should be, but not nearly as bad as many feared this farcically delayed album would be.

The background to the release is already well-known, and while the Guns N' Roses fan boards are busy treating this as something bigger than the Second Coming, the media may have to put away their sharpened knives and rehearsed sneers - in parts this is very good.

The first indication that Axl (the only original member left in the band) has got his mojo back comes from the thundering Shacklers Revenge, with its grunge colour field of guitars and mini-blitzkrieg stylings. The similarities to Nine Inch Nails here are startling - although not legally so. There is an industrial feel and a slight flattening out of the rhythm section's sound, but Rose (and whatever number of musicians worked on the track) excels himself here.

The influence of NIN pervades a fair few tracks (younger readers: this is quite a good thing) but elsewhere the tempo is dropped dramatically as soft pianos tinkle and sweeping strings swoop over the tracks.

Street of Dreamsmay reek too much of a big hair ballad for hardcore fans, but on If The World(which many are comparing to a James Bond theme song for some reason) will surely give the band their lighter-in-the-air moment when they bring this album to an enormodome near you next year.

Some songs will divide opinion: Madagascarhas a slight dancefloor undertow to it, and a swing horn section that arrives unannounced. There are also (how very Obamatastic) samples of a Martin Luther King speech.

If they had got Chinese Democracyout two years after Use Your Illusionit would be viewed as a really good Guns N' Roses album.

Download:Shackler's Revenge, Madagascar
http://www.irishtimes.com/newspaper/theticket/2008/1121/1227137498313.html (http://www.irishtimes.com/newspaper/theticket/2008/1121/1227137498313.html)

Taste of a review from music mag State
http://www.state.ie/blog/new-guns-n-roses-album-streaming-on-myspace-now/ (http://www.state.ie/blog/new-guns-n-roses-album-streaming-on-myspace-now/)

That?s right folks. Chinese Democracy is actually coming out. HMV and Tower in Dublin are playing the album into the ground today before its release tomorrow on Saturday (moved).

On behalf of State, Dave McLaughlin has had a listen and this is a sample taken from his forthcoming review in the next issue of State due in early December.

    The audacity of Chinese Democracy alone is staggering. There?s Elton-inspired piano [the title track, ?Catcher In The Rye?], industrial clamouring [?There Was A Time?] killer melodies [?Better?] and subtle hip-hop aesthetics sprinkled throughout. Thankfully, it never feels like the dated, laughing stock many were expecting. If anything, the fluidity of styles and mongrel spirit root it firmly in the present, which is an impressive feat given the breadth of time it took.



Title: Re: Chinese Democracy Review Thread
Post by: variant on December 04, 2008, 09:26:45 AM
Loaded magazine (UK) gave it 3.5/5


Title: Re: Chinese Democracy Review Thread
Post by: Chuzeville on December 04, 2008, 09:29:53 AM
Philippe Manoeuvre, France's most important rock critic, has given it 4 stars out 5, which means he found the album 'excellent'  ;D


Title: Re: Chinese Democracy Review Thread
Post by: ShacklerSlash on December 04, 2008, 09:34:46 AM
More Irish reviews

Evening Herald. Most popular national evening paper.

Axl Rose Saves The World

By Eamon Carr
Thursday November 27 2008

Here at last! Here at last! Great God Almighty, it?s here at last! As America works itself into a lather of hyperbole and blessed relief that Axl Rose has, after some 14 years, released a new album, the expectation clearly is that, along with some bloke called Barack Obama, this is the key to solving the international banking crisis, world recession and creating a global egalitarian society, while providing the perfect soundtrack for a rootin?, tootin?, shootin?-up Saturday night party-hearty.

Those expecting musical innovation on the scale of The Beatles' Revolver, The Beach Boys' Pet Sounds or even Pink Floyd's Dark Side of the Moon are likely to be disappointed. But Chinese Democracy is not a dog -- and Axl wasn't the first cat to get hip to the Chinese tip.

That would have been the guy who recorded Chinese Blues. No. Not Johnny Thunders. His was Chinese Rocks. And China Girl was written by David Bowie and Iggy Pop, also in the 70s.

So popular did Chinese Blues become when it was released in the early 1930s that ukulele dude George Formby revamped it as Chinese Laundry Blues and never looked back. A string of similar-themed hits followed including Mr Wu's A Window Cleaner Now.

Okay, I digress. But if Axl Rose can take 14 years to let us hear his 14 new songs, he can wait a few pars to hear what I make of them.

Mr Rose's management are keen to talk up this collection. Its release, they claim is a "historic moment in rock'n'roll history". They refer to the album's "groundbreaking sound". All hard-sell nonsense, of course.

Street of Dreams, for example, is old-skool metal sludge with added orchestral strings and a vocal that sounds like someone's grabbed Podge or Rodge by the testicles. The instantly forgettable If he World clunks along on a mid-tempo groove that is credited to two live drummers and five drum arrangers. There are, however, enough highlights to make this an interesting album. For starters, there are two tracks that seem destined to send American students with messianic fixations into the shopping malls of the mid-west armed to the teeth.

The shadow of Mark Chapman, John Lennon's executioner, hangs over Catcher In The Rye... "that's what the old folks say/but everytime I see them/makes me wish I had a gun/if I thought that I was crazy/well I guess I'd have more fun..." It's a rum do, I tell you. Shackler's Revenge, a robust combination of techno burbling and squealing guitars, has 46-year-old Axl screeching: "I got an itchy finger and they'll be hell to play/I'm gonna pull the trigger and blow them all away..."

Hard rock fans don't welcome change. They require reassurance that ears can bleed when the amps are turned up to the max and that cigarette lighters (or mobile phones) are for waving during the big ballad.

Overall, Chinese Democracy is entertaining easy- listening bombast, heavy rock's attempt at a Hotel California, the cunning interface between metal and MOR.

It's got enough twists and turns (14 years worth) to keep DJs and fans occupied for another decade. HHH
- Eamon Carr
http://www.herald.ie/entertainment/hq/axl-rose-saves-the-world-1555107.html (http://www.herald.ie/entertainment/hq/axl-rose-saves-the-world-1555107.html)




Title: Re: Chinese Democracy Review Thread
Post by: Mobenrad on December 04, 2008, 10:32:19 AM
More Irish reviews

Evening Herald. Most popular national evening paper.

Axl Rose Saves The World

By Eamon Carr
Thursday November 27 2008

Here at last! Here at last! Great God Almighty, it?s here at last! As America works itself into a lather of hyperbole and blessed relief that Axl Rose has, after some 14 years, released a new album, the expectation clearly is that, along with some bloke called Barack Obama, this is the key to solving the international banking crisis, world recession and creating a global egalitarian society, while providing the perfect soundtrack for a rootin?, tootin?, shootin?-up Saturday night party-hearty.

Those expecting musical innovation on the scale of The Beatles' Revolver, The Beach Boys' Pet Sounds or even Pink Floyd's Dark Side of the Moon are likely to be disappointed. But Chinese Democracy is not a dog -- and Axl wasn't the first cat to get hip to the Chinese tip.

That would have been the guy who recorded Chinese Blues. No. Not Johnny Thunders. His was Chinese Rocks. And China Girl was written by David Bowie and Iggy Pop, also in the 70s.

So popular did Chinese Blues become when it was released in the early 1930s that ukulele dude George Formby revamped it as Chinese Laundry Blues and never looked back. A string of similar-themed hits followed including Mr Wu's A Window Cleaner Now.

Okay, I digress. But if Axl Rose can take 14 years to let us hear his 14 new songs, he can wait a few pars to hear what I make of them.

Mr Rose's management are keen to talk up this collection. Its release, they claim is a "historic moment in rock'n'roll history". They refer to the album's "groundbreaking sound". All hard-sell nonsense, of course.

Street of Dreams, for example, is old-skool metal sludge with added orchestral strings and a vocal that sounds like someone's grabbed Podge or Rodge by the testicles. The instantly forgettable If he World clunks along on a mid-tempo groove that is credited to two live drummers and five drum arrangers. There are, however, enough highlights to make this an interesting album. For starters, there are two tracks that seem destined to send American students with messianic fixations into the shopping malls of the mid-west armed to the teeth.

The shadow of Mark Chapman, John Lennon's executioner, hangs over Catcher In The Rye... "that's what the old folks say/but everytime I see them/makes me wish I had a gun/if I thought that I was crazy/well I guess I'd have more fun..." It's a rum do, I tell you. Shackler's Revenge, a robust combination of techno burbling and squealing guitars, has 46-year-old Axl screeching: "I got an itchy finger and they'll be hell to play/I'm gonna pull the trigger and blow them all away..."

Hard rock fans don't welcome change. They require reassurance that ears can bleed when the amps are turned up to the max and that cigarette lighters (or mobile phones) are for waving during the big ballad.

Overall, Chinese Democracy is entertaining easy- listening bombast, heavy rock's attempt at a Hotel California, the cunning interface between metal and MOR.

It's got enough twists and turns (14 years worth) to keep DJs and fans occupied for another decade. HHH
- Eamon Carr
http://www.herald.ie/entertainment/hq/axl-rose-saves-the-world-1555107.html (http://www.herald.ie/entertainment/hq/axl-rose-saves-the-world-1555107.html)




In absolutely no way does The Blues sound like old sludgy metal.


Title: Re: Chinese Democracy Review Thread
Post by: Rainfox on December 04, 2008, 01:55:22 PM


Hey everyone,

Robert Parker is the greatest and most read wine critic in the world. And maybe the most respected critic of any trade .. in the world. He doesn't take advertisement and is not for sale.

His tastings and ratings - ALONE - set the price for global Bordeaux wine.

He's Ralph Nader meets Roger Ebert and as famous as he is notorious. A while back, he hired famous English wine writer Neil Martin - just as fiercely independent as Parker himself and on the "up" in the wine world - and his whole site and futuere writings were incorporated in to Parker's Wine Advocate site.

See more here: www.erobertparker.com

Martin is a music nut. Most of what he mentions and reviews is below radar and what was called "indie" in the old days. Parker himself is a Neil Young fanatic. That is, however, not one of Martin's favorites.

Anyhow... lo and behold, what is the album of the month by Martin? And up on the most respected wine site in the world?

Woo-har!

:)




Axl Pulled It Off

Now, this is one album of the month that I would have never have predicted at the beginning of 2008.

Theoretically, I should have sided with the NME who awarded this a miserable album 4/10, which is 0.23 points for each of the 17 years it took to record. I was still at university when Guns 'n Roses last deigned us with music; marriage and kids lay distant beyond the horizon and wine held not one atom of interest for me. Since then, Guns n' Roses fell apart, member by disillusioned member, Axl Rose became a megalomaniac who shied away from sunlight, grew dreadlocks and looked irrelevant. Music moved on, or rather became more adept at reinventing and repackaging itself.

Any album that takes such an interminable time to create should in theory be a pile of toss. It suggests that matters are going awry in the studio and that what shall be committed to disc will represent a waste of plastic. In November 2008, do we really need a new Guns 'n Roses album, or the caterwauling diva that is Axl Rose, self-absorption made corporeal? Should we not just remember the impact of one of the greatest debuts of all time, the incendiary Appetite For Destruction?

I must confess, whilst I was playing the cool dude attending illegal warehouse raves around Essex and the M25, I secretly cherished Guns 'n Roses. I still treasure my original vinyl copy of "It's So Easy", released early 1987 before they really hit the big time. I am looking at the front cover now: the original five members looking wasted on hookers and coke. I listen to Appetite about once every two months and it still sends a shiver down my spine: it has never and probably will never be surpassed. I vividly recall corrupting my younger brother with my cassette of Appetite when he was about eight years old where he listened to it on his Sony Walkman in the back garden.

Dad whipped the headphones off his head, apoplectic over the four-letter expletives and insanely blanked out the four-letter expletives, I guess his own "Axl" moment that we occasionally rib him about.

It is strange then, that Chinese Democracy against all expectations; is (whisper it) rather excellent. You have to put aside the fact that Axl Rose seems a fairly repugnant character, one hell of a screwed up one at that, a bully that pissed of everyone from the fellow hoodlums that founded the band to members of his audience. Lo and behold, finally slipping Chinese Democracy into the CD drawer, we find the title track sounding not dissimilar to a full-throttle Metallica track with taut shredded guitar riff that almost makes you forgive the excommunication of the Slash (but not quite.)
Thereafter follows one epic song after another, histrionic guitar solos piled like a car-crash on top of another, the odd choir, references to Catcher in the Rye in the appropriately titled "Catcher In the Rye", snatches of orchestral interludes, choirs, Martin Luther King and perhaps most importantly, some great melodies welded to Axl's unique, bellicose voice. Even though he is now 46-years of age, that voice is untrammelled by the passing years and sends tingles down the spine like it did back in the 80's. "Scraped" is strapped to one hell of guitar rift that never lets up, one of those songs that will make you drive over the speed limit if you listen in the car. "There Was A Time" could not possibly be a more bombastic 6 minutes and 41 seconds?but works brilliantly; "Raid 'n the Bedouins" throttles along at Mach II even though I don't know what the hell Axl is going on about (and frankly, don't particularly care) and "I.R.S." could have been a highlight of either Use Your Illusion 1 or 2.

The most remarkable thing about Chinese Democracy is that it does not sound over-laboured.

Over-baked in some parts, but not over-laboured. It just sounds like a bloody good rock album and most crucially, Axl has retained the edginess the distinguished G 'n R from his poodle-haired contemporaries. Just like a wine needs nervosit?, so rock needs a sense of tension, which for me separates the great (Hendrix, Led Zep, Thin Lizzy, Motorhead, Metallica, Slayer and AC/DC) from the flabby dross.

Was it worth the wait? Well, no, it is not the masterpiece that it might have been, it is not the perfection that is Appetite for Destruction and yeah?I do miss Slash even if the battalion of producers and the fretwork of Robin Finck and the unfortunately named "Buckethead" compensate much more that could ever be expected. But is it worth spending ten quid on? Definitely. It rocks hard; it takes chances; it has songs that many artists would kill for and as soon as it is finished, you want to play it again. In essence, Axl Rose has pulled it off. Now please, will the original line-up please reform just for one night and play the London Marquee again?just once.

Wine Recommendation: Hmm?I nipped in buy Chinese Democracy just before a tasting of wines where Olivier Douga acts as consultant. I would therefore opt for the Damnation de Ch?teau Roques Mauriac 2005, an interesting Cabernet Franc dominated Bordeaux, perhaps a bit linear for my liking, but certainly boding well for the future.

But lets hope we do not have to wait 17 years for their next vintage.

Guns N' Roses
Chinese Democracy



Cheers everyone.. in left bank, red Medoc wine  8)


 :peace:




Title: Re: Chinese Democracy Review Thread
Post by: estebanf on December 04, 2008, 02:00:11 PM
Malbec and Chinese Democracy. KILLER combination.

God bless Guns N' Roses and argentine wineries  :peace:


Title: Re: Chinese Democracy Review Thread
Post by: Rainfox on December 04, 2008, 02:04:47 PM

Malbec : ok:

It was banished from France, but found a new life in Argentina. Respect!

Give the band a round if they tour there, Esteban.

Cheers.

 :)



Title: Re: Chinese Democracy Review Thread
Post by: ShacklerSlash on December 05, 2008, 10:36:14 AM
Review from British celebrity gossip mailout Holy Moly 8/10
http://www.holymoly.com/page/Music/0,,12643~1470673,00.html (http://www.holymoly.com/page/Music/0,,12643~1470673,00.html)
13 Years, ginger braids, no slash - worth it?

Well - kind of.

 There are moments when you're thrown straight back to 'Appetite for Destruction' in all it's middle finger glory, but a couple of songs in and it's all white hot pants, guitar solos on a cliff, bad acting in videos and all that crap.

 But to be fair, compare this to the recent Metalicca comeback (come on - how many of you have listened to it more than once?) and you find an album that for all it's faults, for all the excitement and rumour actually pretty much manages to live up to it's own promises. 'Prostitutes' is absolutely fucking dreadful though.

The best thing about big albums is reading the thankyous. Axl for some reason thanks his bank, Donatella Versace, Soho House and.. wait for it... Towers of London. WTF?

It's clear Axl is still an angry man (after 13 years,14 different studios band members with less job security than a shelf stacker at Woolworths i'd be pretty fucking angry too) who feels as though he has some lead in his pencil,  but he's also 46 and I don't know about you, but want my rock stars to be able to sleep through the night without needing a piss thanks.
Listen to it over at Myspace.
8 ginger braids out of 10



Title: Re: Chinese Democracy Review Thread
Post by: Zartan on December 05, 2008, 10:46:38 AM
http://www.timeout.com/newyork/articles/music/69316/guns-n-roses-chinese-democracy-review

 :beer:


Title: Re: Chinese Democracy Review Thread
Post by: Mobenrad on December 05, 2008, 10:54:21 AM
http://www.timeout.com/newyork/articles/music/69316/guns-n-roses-chinese-democracy-review

 :beer:

Ah, hell yeah!


Title: Re: Chinese Democracy Review Thread
Post by: FunkyMonkey on December 05, 2008, 11:32:34 AM
?Chinese Democracy? finally surfaces, delivers

Ron J. Rambo Jr.
The Advocate

Something that many people thought would never happen has actually happened: Guns N? Roses is finally back on the Billboard charts.

After nearly two decades, and six years after the ?Chinese Democracy? world tour, GN?R has resurfaced as a force in the music industry. Set to debut at number two on the charts, ?Chinese Democracy? has already angered many of China?s ruling Communist Party officials, when an article in The Global Times said that the album ?venomously attacks China? and ?turns its spear point on China.?

The album starts out with the title track, and harkens back to ?Appetite for Destruction? with a ?Welcome to the Jungle? style opening. The buildup is a perfect start to an album that has taken nearly an entire high school senior?s life to complete. The guitars are heavy, the pace is great, and the mix of the song is outstanding. Axl Rose has always been a grandiose musician and performer, and while it is evident throughout the entire album, it is especially clear with this track that he wants fans to know that GN?R is back. Thankfully, Rose kept former guitarist Buckethead?s material on the album (who departed after the 2002 tour); his guitar work is absolutely marvelous.

Unfortunately, (or fortunately, depending upon taste) the first two tracks are by far the heaviest on the album, and most of the remaining songs are moderately paced, with some signature Rose-softies available as well.

The album continues with ?Better,? a favorite from GN?R?s most recent ?06 U.S. tour, as well as ?Street of Dreams? (formerly known as ?The Blues?), which is a beautiful piano-laced rock piece that brings back some ?Use Your Illusion? magic. ?If The World,? which was featured during the end credits of the recent theatrical release ?Body of Lies,? is attractive to the ear in so many ways, from Rose?s vocals to the Middle Eastern sound, and an amazing solo. The first big peak of the album is at the sixth track, ?There Was a Time,? which is destined to be on tour setlists for years to come.

The remainder of the album is good, particularly ?Riad N? The Bedouins,? which is probably the song that resembles their UYI-era rock songs the most. ?Madagascar,? also featured on every tour since 2001, is really the last hurrah on the disc, but overshadows another good song in ?This I Love.?

The real strengths of ?Chinese Democracy? lie in the overall song structure and creativity that Rose has always brought to the table, and his understanding of music that is melodically and harmonically pleasing to the ear. A lot of the compositions are formed in such a majestic way that it almost takes away from the epic feel of each song, which is both good and bad. Buckethead?s guitar work really cannot be understated; he does an amazing job on both the heavier and softer songs, and really impresses with the overall phrasing and technique of his solos. While the diversity of the album is a definite plus, it is also probably its greatest weakness ? the album really doesn?t have any kind of specific identity.

So does the album deliver? For most fans aching to hear new stuff, it will match expectations at the very least. To fans who aren?t open to change, and instead are expecting to hear a ?classic? Guns N? Roses album, it will disappoint. But to those that are fans of good music as a whole, the album should be on hand at all times. This is one of the most musically diverse albums that has been released in a very long time, and will really have something for everyone. Half of the songs will be on your iPod playlist at any given time because they really are that good. It?s just up to the listener to decide which ones are most attractive to their ear.


Title: Re: Chinese Democracy Review Thread
Post by: wells on December 05, 2008, 11:39:49 AM
?Chinese Democracy? finally surfaces, delivers

Ron J. Rambo Jr.
The Advocate

Something that many people thought would never happen has actually happened: Guns N? Roses is finally back on the Billboard charts.

After nearly two decades, and six years after the ?Chinese Democracy? world tour, GN?R has resurfaced as a force in the music industry. Set to debut at number two on the charts, ?Chinese Democracy? has already angered many of China?s ruling Communist Party officials, when an article in The Global Times said that the album ?venomously attacks China? and ?turns its spear point on China.?

The album starts out with the title track, and harkens back to ?Appetite for Destruction? with a ?Welcome to the Jungle? style opening. The buildup is a perfect start to an album that has taken nearly an entire high school senior?s life to complete. The guitars are heavy, the pace is great, and the mix of the song is outstanding. Axl Rose has always been a grandiose musician and performer, and while it is evident throughout the entire album, it is especially clear with this track that he wants fans to know that GN?R is back. Thankfully, Rose kept former guitarist Buckethead?s material on the album (who departed after the 2002 tour); his guitar work is absolutely marvelous.

Unfortunately, (or fortunately, depending upon taste) the first two tracks are by far the heaviest on the album, and most of the remaining songs are moderately paced, with some signature Rose-softies available as well.

The album continues with ?Better,? a favorite from GN?R?s most recent ?06 U.S. tour, as well as ?Street of Dreams? (formerly known as ?The Blues?), which is a beautiful piano-laced rock piece that brings back some ?Use Your Illusion? magic. ?If The World,? which was featured during the end credits of the recent theatrical release ?Body of Lies,? is attractive to the ear in so many ways, from Rose?s vocals to the Middle Eastern sound, and an amazing solo. The first big peak of the album is at the sixth track, ?There Was a Time,? which is destined to be on tour setlists for years to come.

The remainder of the album is good, particularly ?Riad N? The Bedouins,? which is probably the song that resembles their UYI-era rock songs the most. ?Madagascar,? also featured on every tour since 2001, is really the last hurrah on the disc, but overshadows another good song in ?This I Love.?

The real strengths of ?Chinese Democracy? lie in the overall song structure and creativity that Rose has always brought to the table, and his understanding of music that is melodically and harmonically pleasing to the ear. A lot of the compositions are formed in such a majestic way that it almost takes away from the epic feel of each song, which is both good and bad. Buckethead?s guitar work really cannot be understated; he does an amazing job on both the heavier and softer songs, and really impresses with the overall phrasing and technique of his solos. While the diversity of the album is a definite plus, it is also probably its greatest weakness ? the album really doesn?t have any kind of specific identity.

So does the album deliver? For most fans aching to hear new stuff, it will match expectations at the very least. To fans who aren?t open to change, and instead are expecting to hear a ?classic? Guns N? Roses album, it will disappoint. But to those that are fans of good music as a whole, the album should be on hand at all times. This is one of the most musically diverse albums that has been released in a very long time, and will really have something for everyone. Half of the songs will be on your iPod playlist at any given time because they really are that good. It?s just up to the listener to decide which ones are most attractive to their ear.


nice review :)


Title: Re: Chinese Democracy Review Thread
Post by: Donner on December 05, 2008, 02:06:58 PM
http://www.metal-rules.com/review/viewreview.php?month=December&year=2008&pos=18 (http://www.metal-rules.com/review/viewreview.php?month=December&year=2008&pos=18)

Quote
Guns n` Roses - Chinese Democracy
   
  December 2008
Released: 2008, Geffen/Universal
Rating: 4.5/5
Reviewer: Lord of the Wasteland

One would think that after waiting eighteen years for a new Guns n? Roses album, it wouldn?t be all that difficult to come up with plenty to say about CHINESE DEMOCRACY. The length of this review is proof to that. But obviously the expectations are sky-high, so keeping this overblown, over-hyped beast in perspective without resorting to hyperbole and gross exaggeration is tricky. This is, after all, one of the most eagerly-anticipated hard rock releases not just of 2008 but of the last decade. However, after leaving the album on continuous rotation for four days straight and letting the initial thrill pass, I think it?s safe to say the sprawling, dynamic package has finally rooted itself properly.



The release of CHINESE DEMOCRACY is an ?event??a pop-culture phenomenon?that has been mired in controversy, false starts and bizarre rumors since at least 1996. In that time, Axl Rose has seen the departure of every one of the members of the ?classic? Guns n? Roses lineup, as well as several more that have come and gone during the recording process. As it is, this fourteen-track, 71-minute epic is little more than an extravagant Axl Rose solo album. Calling it a Guns n? Roses album is ludicrous at this point, but why beleaguer the point. It is what it is and CHINESE DEMOCRACY could never live up to the reputation that the name carries with it. It has been too long, too expensive (rumors have notched the cost at a staggering $13 million) and too hyped to ever live up to what anyone could possibly expect from an album. That being said, anyone going in blind should not expect USE YOUR ILLUSION III?and, please, let go of any hopes for a return to the sound and style of APPETITE FOR DESTRUCTION?because this is an entirely different lineup and a different time. To put things in perspective, when USE YOUR ILLUSION I and II dropped in September 1991, grunge was not even a twinkle in Seattle?s flannel-sporting eye, George W. Bush?s father was still in the White House and no one had even heard of the Internet or debit cards. In a nutshell, what we have in CHINESE DEMOCRACY is an album of almost inconceivable diversity highlighted by Rose?s immediately recognizable stratospheric shrieks and soulful crooning. Of course, that capsulated summation cannot do justice to what Rose has delivered here?



Many fans will go in wanting a straight-forward, ?classic? sounding Guns n? Roses ripper and the title track satisfies wholly. Opening with a monstrous, arena-ready guitar lead and a face-peeling scream from Rose, the song rocks and grooves with a sizzling solo from Robin Finck and Buckethead. ?Catcher In The Rye,? ?Riad n? The Bedouins? and ?I.R.S.? follow a similar pattern with a familiar underlying vibe that is immediately forged with Guns n? Roses stamp. As he did on ?November Rain? and ?Estranged? from the USE YOUR ILLUSION records, Rose?s epic compositions are brought to light on several occasions here with mixed results. The piano-based ?Street of Dreams? and ?There Was A Time? are awash in strings but avoid becoming schmaltzy, while ?This I Love? goes in the opposite direction. Rose?s overwrought vocals and the sweeping orchestration take the song down a path of no return, simultaneously hitting the lows of a Broadway musical and drawn-out ego of a deluded rock star. ?Sorry,? on the other hand, sits right in the middle. Part songwriting tour de force and part overblown experiment, the slow, moody tempo, bluesy guitar and biting lyrics make this track a ?grower,? one that leaves the listener a bit unsure at first but will surely come to be cherished down the road. ?If The World? will prove a real test of fans? open-mindedness as the flamenco/funk hybrid and slinky riff would make it a perfect soundtrack song for a gritty 1970s cop movie or even a lead-in for the venerable Agent 007, James Bond. The album?s high point sits in ?Better,? with an especially intriguing vocal performance from Rose and a catchiness that is immediate. The strutting groove within the verses just ooze with an obvious hit factor and the subtle modern touches lying underneath everything really add to the overall appeal. Likewise, ?Madagascar? (a song that has been around for years and even played live) is the sound of the new millennium version of Guns ?n Roses with sampled drums and French horns sharing space with sound bytes taken from Dr. Martin Luther King?s speeches, as well as several films (nice nod to the clip from COOL HAND LUKE that opened ?Civil War?).



While ?Scraped? and ?Prostitute? still do little for me in an otherwise positive landscape, the song that carries the most contention is ?Shackler?s Revenge.? The distorted, industrial guitars that open and close the track are painfully dated, sounding like they were recorded in 1999 and never looked at again (looking through the sprawling album credits with its laundry list of studios, producers and engineers, they probably were). Fans who remember ?Oh My God,? the soundtrack cut that Guns n? Roses released back in 1999 for the Arnold Schwarzenegger bomb END OF DAYS, will find many similarities between that song and ?Shackler?s Revenge??and the almost unanimous contempt launched then certainly doesn?t do the new material any favors nearly a decade later.



The guitarwork on CHINESE DEMOCRACY is nothing short of remarkable. Employing five players (and Rose himself even gets credited on two tracks), the songs crackle with fluid expressions of each musicians? individual style while fitting into the cohesive sound of the respective songs. One would think so many players would create a muddled mess of riffing and soloing but considering the diversity that each track on CHINESE DEMOCRACY possesses, things never feel disjointed or awkward. No one tries to ?do? Slash?s sound either, which is refreshing to hear. And, good God, does Axl Rose sound absolutely phenomenal everywhere on this record. His voice, while certainly given more than its share of studio finessing, is centre-stage at every second, unleashing impossibly high screams, gorgeous, cleanly-sung serenades and a newfound lower register that has undoubtedly arisen with age. Gone, too, are Rose?s raging epithets that peppered past songs like ?Get In The Ring,? ?Back Off Bitch? and ?It?s So Easy.?



CHINESE DEMOCRACY is an unusual album because of the legacy that it carries. Attaching the name Guns n? Roses to the project leaves it open to an unfairly subjective outlook which has the potential to sink the record right out of the gates. Maybe Rose is deluded enough to think that his assembled stable of hired hands actually possesses a shred of the street-wise attitude and rock-and-roll sensibility that the original lineup had, even after they become bigger the world by the time the bloated USE YOUR ILLUSION albums were released. Had he released the album under his own name, a lot of slack would have cut but as it is, under the Guns n? Roses moniker, expectations can never possibly be met. It is difficult to step outside that mindset, too, both as a fan and as the supposedly objective voice of a writer. That being said, CHINESE DEMOCRACY is flawlessly produced and delivered in such a lovingly, believable way?Rose pored over each and every nuance of this record from start to finish for over a decade?that one cannot ignore the perfection that lies within every note of the album. It is simply stunning what Rose has created here and despite a few very brief missteps, CHINESE DEMOCRACY is the album that Guns n? Roses fans have been waiting for. Many will pick apart the record with a fine-toothed comb and highlight what they feel are glaringly obscene extravagances by a megalomaniacal control freak but the truth is that Axl Rose has finally green-lighted the record that an entire generation of music fans have been waiting for and he has done it on his own terms and no one else?s. That is the signature of a real artist. While the delays have been frustrating for everyone?for Rose himself likely more than anyone?CHINESE DEMOCRACY is not the bomb that many cynics were hoping for but, as best as it could, delivers in its long-awaited promise of being a landmark release that Rose can be proud of.



KILLER KUTS: ?Chinese Democracy,? ?Better,? ?Street of Dreams,? ?If The World,? ?Riad n? The Bedouins,? ?Sorry,? ?I.R.S.,? ?Madagascar?   
   


Title: Re: Chinese Democracy Review Thread
Post by: its_so_easy on December 05, 2008, 06:19:21 PM
Good review

http://www.contactmusic.com/new/home.nsf/albumreview/guns-n-roses-chinese-democracyx01x12x08

Album review for Guns N' Roses release Chinese Democracy.

The hype, rumours and statistics which surround the release of this record have verged on the ridiculous, though understandable to a degree as it has taken nearly a decade-and-a-half to hit the shelves. Those stories can be found plastered all over the internet, but ultimately what anyone should actually care about is whether or not it is any good.

In short, the answer is yes it is, to varying degrees. The opening quartet of tracks sit nicely amongst GN'R's finest, with the opening title-track acting as a statement of 'I'm back' from Axl Rose which contains all the trademark sounds of the band's rockier sound. Electronic samples litter the ferocious 'Shackler's Revenge', while 'Better' is quite simply an excellent tune which swaggers on crunching riffs to back a tale of a forlorn heart. Piano-led ballad 'Street Of Dreams' is a cousin to 'November Rain', Rose pouring out his heart again while giving an education in how to produce an epic monster full of swirling strings, soaring solos and of course his wonderfully dramatic vocals. With less immediate impact 'There Was A Time' (with its unintentionally humorous acronym) develops into a pleasing listen while 'Madagascar' is brilliantly haunting, utilising samples of Martin Luther King Jr. and various films including 'Se7en'.

The remainder of the record varies from the pleasant 'Cather In The Rye' to the unpredictable mess of 'Scraped' and overblown 'This I Love'. A couple of other decent heavier songs arrive in the shape of 'Riad N' The Bedouins' and 'I.R.S.', but in a year when truly great rock numbers have been at a premium, they still seem to stand out somewhat. Ultimately at over seventy minutes the record is a slightly too long, but what is proved by 'Chinese Democracy' is that Axl Rose is perfectly capable of continuing Guns N'Roses without his former gang of Slash, Duff McKagan et al.

Alex Lai


Title: Re: Chinese Democracy Review Thread
Post by: Continental Drift on December 05, 2008, 07:48:01 PM
Good review

http://www.contactmusic.com/new/home.nsf/albumreview/guns-n-roses-chinese-democracyx01x12x08

Album review for Guns N' Roses release Chinese Democracy.

The hype, rumours and statistics which surround the release of this record have verged on the ridiculous, though understandable to a degree as it has taken nearly a decade-and-a-half to hit the shelves. Those stories can be found plastered all over the internet, but ultimately what anyone should actually care about is whether or not it is any good.

In short, the answer is yes it is, to varying degrees. The opening quartet of tracks sit nicely amongst GN'R's finest, with the opening title-track acting as a statement of 'I'm back' from Axl Rose which contains all the trademark sounds of the band's rockier sound. Electronic samples litter the ferocious 'Shackler's Revenge', while 'Better' is quite simply an excellent tune which swaggers on crunching riffs to back a tale of a forlorn heart. Piano-led ballad 'Street Of Dreams' is a cousin to 'November Rain', Rose pouring out his heart again while giving an education in how to produce an epic monster full of swirling strings, soaring solos and of course his wonderfully dramatic vocals. With less immediate impact 'There Was A Time' (with its unintentionally humorous acronym) develops into a pleasing listen while 'Madagascar' is brilliantly haunting, utilising samples of Martin Luther King Jr. and various films including 'Se7en'.

The remainder of the record varies from the pleasant 'Cather In The Rye' to the unpredictable mess of 'Scraped' and overblown 'This I Love'. A couple of other decent heavier songs arrive in the shape of 'Riad N' The Bedouins' and 'I.R.S.', but in a year when truly great rock numbers have been at a premium, they still seem to stand out somewhat. Ultimately at over seventy minutes the record is a slightly too long, but what is proved by 'Chinese Democracy' is that Axl Rose is perfectly capable of continuing Guns N'Roses without his former gang of Slash, Duff McKagan et al.

Alex Lai

Good review.... although I'm not sure how in a million years "This I Love" could qualify as "overblown"- especially on THIS album. It's about as stripped down as Guns N' Roses gets IMHO. Certainly since the AFD/Lies era. That's part of its beauty- particularly on an album chock-a-block full of epic, super-produced rockers and ballads.


Title: Re: Chinese Democracy Review Thread
Post by: gilee7 on December 06, 2008, 12:02:40 AM
Yeah, and I don't see how anyone can say that the CD is too long, either. Personally, I think bands should be required to fit as much material on an album as possible. Even though some songs will be considered "filler," others will like those songs. I always feel ripped off when I buy an album that only has ten songs on it and is barely 40 minutes long.

I've seen reviews for the UYI albums that say they're too long . . . If you don't like certain songs, skip them. But at least GNR has always given you your money's worth.


Title: Re: Chinese Democracy Review Thread
Post by: Mobenrad on December 06, 2008, 10:59:00 PM
Yeah, and I don't see how anyone can say that the CD is too long, either. Personally, I think bands should be required to fit as much material on an album as possible. Even though some songs will be considered "filler," others will like those songs. I always feel ripped off when I buy an album that only has ten songs on it and is barely 40 minutes long.

I've seen reviews for the UYI albums that say they're too long . . . If you don't like certain songs, skip them. But at least GNR has always given you your money's worth.

Yeah seriously, you'd think critics would WANT the album to be longer than it actually is given the time put into it and the delays, ya know?


Title: Re: Chinese Democracy Review Thread
Post by: dynomite1371 on December 08, 2008, 04:37:16 AM
It really bothers me that half of these so called "critics" were not even around when APD was released. So therefore, them comparing Chinese Democracy to App. is a flawed technique. What they don't know and what has been reported is that APD. took a year to take off. It does bother me a bit that this record did'nt top the charts (billboard) as of yet, however does any one truely believe that Kanye West, NickelFuck or Tayl-Whore Swift will really be around in the long run. If any one of them waited over a decade to release an album would anyone buy it? I doubt it.  Some of the greatist records that have ever been released were panned at first but only became popular long after their release. I often find that music that is instantly liked by all runs its course fairly quick. Where as music that takes time to appreciate, due to its many layers, will be around  much longer and remain relevant. I think Democracy is just that kind of record. Being a fan of many types of music I compare this record alot to Pauls Boutique by the Beastie Boys. The long awited follow up to Licensed to Ill. After its release the heads of the record company lost their jobs and album sales were bismal at best. Yet it became one of the most sold rap albums of all time. And the critics all changed their stance much much later dubbing the album as "superb" and "ahead of its time". Most people in the industry want instant gratification. They are lazy and feel that something is a failure if all aspects don't agree with their ear. I will bet that this record will be here and in our minds for a long time. A long time afer Kanye West is shot in a "drive- by" and Taylor Swift is doing reality shows. Todays "chart topping" records don't get leaked on the internet because in the end no one really cares. It is a much different market now than 17 years ago and I think we all know it and I also think that Axl will have the last laugh..........             


Title: Re: Chinese Democracy Review Thread
Post by: tim_m on December 08, 2008, 05:06:35 AM
What do you mean? Most of the reviews i've seen of CD have been very very positive.


Title: Re: Chinese Democracy Review Thread
Post by: Red1 on December 08, 2008, 05:35:51 AM
This months Classic Rock magazine comes with a supplement called 'The Making Of Chinese Democracy 1994-2008' - which is a good read.  Nothing new to hardcore fans, but cool none the less.

It also has their full album reiew.  8/10 and a great, balanced review. : ok:


Title: Re: Chinese Democracy Review Thread
Post by: doooodickiebr on December 08, 2008, 05:47:56 AM
What do you mean? Most of the reviews i've seen of CD have been very very positive.

yeah, mostly positive


Title: Re: Chinese Democracy Review Thread
Post by: variant on December 08, 2008, 06:05:39 AM
Couldn't see an actual review in this months Observer Music Monthly but it was number 50 in their top 50 albums of the year list. Bon Iver was number one.

http://www.guardian.co.uk/music/2008/dec/07/bon-iver-coldplay-best-albums (http://www.guardian.co.uk/music/2008/dec/07/bon-iver-coldplay-best-albums)


Title: Re: Chinese Democracy Review Thread
Post by: BlowUpYourVideo on December 11, 2008, 03:55:03 PM
It also has their full album reiew.  8/10 and a great, balanced review. : ok:

Aye, I saw that today. Glad to see a positive review in a magazine I read : ok: Haven't properly read the actual review yet, just saw the rating and a few positive comments ;D

They also put CD at #3 in their top 50 albums of 2008.


Title: Re: Chinese Democracy Review Thread
Post by: FunkyMonkey on December 16, 2008, 08:01:27 PM
GNR: Near perfection

If it takes 13 years to release a CD, and it?s as anticipated as much as Guns N? Roses? ?Chinese Democracy? has been, it better be good. Truth be told, ?Chinese Democracy? was worth the wait. There are very few misses within its 14 songs.

The title track gives a semi-dated start to the CD. ?Shackler?s Revenge? follows and features a mass of different guitar tones, from gritty to industrial.

The first of several standouts, ?Better? really reintroduces us to Rose?s familiar and incomparable nasally voice. The song is GNR in its finest form ? angry guitars and pounding drums mixed with snarling lyrics like ?I never wanted you to be so full of anger/ I never wanted you to be somebody else.? The stunning ?Street of Dreams? includes gorgeous lyrics like ?What I thought was beautiful don?t live inside of you anymore? and sweeping piano. This song is on par with the band?s classic epics like ?November Rain.?

?If The World? has a bluesy Spanish tinge and porn-like bass offset by gritty guitar and tinkling piano. ?There Was A Time? is harmonic yet hard, and ?Catcher In The Rye? is another masterpiece with great lyrics, guitars and prominent piano.

?Sorry? lopes its mid-tempo way to a heavy chorus and nicely follows the pillaging ?Riad N? The Bedouins.? ?I.R.S.? grinds prior to the mechanical-sounding ?Madagascar,? which begins with horns and features a gravelly Rose and snippets from Martin Luther King Jr. and films, including the ?Cool Hand Luke? sound clip used in ?Civil War.?

Piano takes prominence again on the lost-love torch song ?This I Love.? It?s the slowest track and features a heartfelt guitar/piano duet. ?Prostitute? closes the CD with a mash-up of GNR rock and radio-friendly pop that tapers off in a soft symphony.

While ?Chinese Democracy? may have taken too long ? and features a vast army of musicians that might hinder a tour ? fan or not, the CD is worth listening to for a simple reason: it?s good.

Rose sings on the pounding ?Scraped? ?Sometimes I feel like/ There?s nothing that?s stopping me.? The only thing that can stop you now is you, Axl. If you let it ? and that would be a damn shame.

http://www.theweekender.com/music/GNR__Near_perfection_12-16-2008.html


Title: Re: Chinese Democracy Review Thread
Post by: wells on December 29, 2008, 11:15:15 AM
Metal-Rules.com review...

just 12 posts above yours  ;) ...

http://www.heretodaygonetohell.com/board/index.php?topic=54286.msg1141357#msg1141357

-velimir


Title: Re: Chinese Democracy Review Thread
Post by: freedom78 on December 29, 2008, 11:22:12 AM
Metal-Rules.com review...

just 12 posts above yours  ;) ...

http://www.heretodaygonetohell.com/board/index.php?topic=54286.msg1141357#msg1141357

-velimir

AAAARRRGGGH.  Damned search. 


Title: Re: Chinese Democracy Review Thread
Post by: FunkyMonkey on January 03, 2009, 03:39:13 PM
Our picks for The best music of 2008

Posted By Dave Carter Posted 3 hours ago
   
CHINESE DEMOCRACY

Guns N' Roses

Geffen Records

There may be some mixed opinions about whether Chinese Democracy is truly a Guns N' Roses album or an Axl Rose release, but what can't be argued is the quality of the disc. I have read that this album, which took years and millions of dollars to make, is a masterpiece, and while my mindset is not quite there it is no doubt going to become a classic. Listeners seem engaged with the title track Chinese Democracy and Better, but for me the depth and intellect lie with tracks like If The World and Catcher In The Rye.

Chinese Democracy is musical magic with the metal/pop polished and classed up with a symphonic energy of which most arena rock is void and that artists don't understand.

Guns N' Roses' Chinese Democracy is a wonderful album, but let's just hope we don't have to wait this long again for another one.

http://www.stratfordbeaconherald.com/ArticleDisplay.aspx?e=1372301



Title: Re: Chinese Democracy Review Thread
Post by: lennonisgod on January 03, 2009, 04:29:56 PM
That's a nice little review (above). I always like to hear the opinions of people that are intelligent enough to actually "get it". Some people are just musically incompetent.


Title: Re: Chinese Democracy Review Thread
Post by: jarmo on January 09, 2009, 08:17:34 PM
My album of the year for 2008? Chinese Democracy.

http://paulgargano.blogspot.com/2009/01/album-of-year.html




/jarmo


Title: Re: Chinese Democracy Review Thread
Post by: ppbebe on January 11, 2009, 05:14:57 PM
not that I totally agree with everything it says, but  I find this review very interesting.  :smoking:


"Guns n Roses: Chinese Democracy

If Axl Rose spent fifteen years perfecting Chinese Democracy, I most certainly am allowed two months to get my head around it. I believe it?s called respect in some circles.

I don?t know about everybody else but for the last 15 years, I?ve been busy living my life and not sitting around waiting for Axl Rose to deem his masterpiece worthy of public consumption. On an unprecedented global scale, most reviewers of Chinese Democracy have found the story of the album a more interesting tale than the album itself - which is something akin to being asked what you did yesterday afternoon and responding with your life story. And now the Holy Grail is upon us, those same people have not really formulated much of an opinion on the album at all, which is actually a much bigger crime than the one Axl perpetrated in the name of art.

Chinese Democracy is full of holes, but then, so is the sky and that still seems to work just fine. The point everybody seems to be missing is that Chinese Democracy is a logical extension of all that came before. Let?s say that Live Like a Suicide was a band testing the water. Seeing that the water was good, Guns n Roses went on to record a great rock n roll album in the shape of Appetite for Destruction that was simply right place, right time. While that may be something of an understatement, I?m pretty sure of myself when I say that the rest of the band would have been happy to pump another out a year later straight off the cuff and be a ?real rock n roll band?.

Axl however, was never going to put an album out that, no matter how good the songs were, would put the band in the same league as the other guys that left Los Angeles with them. (Calling Bang Tango. Calling Faster Pussycat?). With Use Your illusion I & II, there was so much material - some instant, some that took years to realise its worth - that nobody could possibly compare them to Appetite. They did try though and all of them failed miserably.

Such is Chinese Democracy. With no members of the original band left (not that there were all the original members on any other releases), comparison is futile. Axl wins again. He may not be in the ball park he originally intended (that of creating another Day at the Races), but putting himself in a game with only him playing, how could he fail. As Jim once said ?How can you be late for your own show?? Actually that?s probably a question that Axl could answer better than anybody.

As the single Chinese Democracy shuddered its way into the world as a precursor to the album proper, it showed one thing. Slash or no Slash, the album was still going to be the equivalent of walking into a bar with nothing on but your pants. That solitary guitar at full throttle, not quite keeping a beat or pace with anything else, is most unnerving to say the least. It?s the aural equivalent of The Fellowship of the Ring simply because it?s a riff full of hope and suggested adventure, which is all any of us should ever have wanted from it. The fact that a couple of months on, none of us have a clue what the song is really about only serves to make it more important.

Once its big sister hit the racks, it became a free for all. The Big Web became full of people saying in equal amounts that it was ?utter shit? or the ?greatest thing ever? - both entirely based on a gut reaction, years of living with bootlegs or some basic need to say anything at all. In other words, pointless blabbing.

Personally, I find Shackler?s Revenge really weak, (though time may tell a different story), but Better is outrageously beautiful. Creeping at first, it daringly opens its coat to reveal a Matrix-like arsenal of hooks, melody and lyrics (complete with killer harmonies) fit for a king, allowing the album to settle into a groove that feels like home.

If Street of Dreams sprawls across the decks with ?that? piano that we?ve missed so much and makes us feel like we?re on home turf again, If the World rubbishes that idea with its dead beats and dumbed down slap bass. Coming on like the closing soundtrack tune from a movie you loved but likewise didn?t understand, it burrows itself under the skin and feels odd. The track doesn?t really go anywhere or do anything but repeatedly present itself and its looped five second rhythm to your psyche, so why it should linger long and hard is beyond me. This is disturbing but by now, the smart listener should have decided to quit trying to second guess where it?s going and settle in for the journey. The dumb listener on the other hand is busy typing comments into Big Web forums. I?m going to skip over There Was A Time. It?s one of those holes in the sky for me.

Then we come to one of the albums centrepieces. Catcher in the Rye is one of the most talked about songs on board but at six minutes forty, it falls short of what it?s trying so hard to be, which is November Rain bottled together with Queen?s Spread Your Wings. Scraped follows and does exactly what it says it will - but here comes the brute: Riad n? the Bedoins says more than anything what Chinese Democracy is about. You can?t do anything to this song. You can?t be angry, dance to it or drive to it - not without ripping out your gearbox anyway. I?ve tried. It hosts multiple threads of its own life and is going to stand out for a long time to come - and shit, that solo that kicks in towards the end has got it all!

As we ease our way towards the final act - almost as if somebody knew they were doing when they put the album together - the whole project falls into place track after track in a spectacular display of rock masterclass. Sorry begins the journey by posing as an understated ballad of sorts that bleeds and bleeds until there?s nothing left to give. Indeed, Sorry is so big, I still can?t fit it all in my head and to follow it with I.R.S. which parades its badass attitude with parade is genius. Then cometh Madagascar - the behemoth of the moment. A stunning foray into the outer reaches of the soul, this sums up Chinese Democracy for me. I won?t even attempt to justify it with words. This does for me what Dreamer (Tommy Bolin) does. It simply punches hard where you?re wounded. This Is Love then comes round the back for a fatal suckerpunch to the head. Frankly, it?s a mean way to finish off an album - and probably goes some way to explaining why Prostitute brings up the back end. This ?gang? of songs combined hit hard, hit fast and hit bigger than anything else I?ve heard in a long time.

So, I find myself not able to wrap up Chinese Democracy eloquently at all. It?s an album that defies any categorisation. It?s too big. It?s too powerful. It does strange things. Full as it is of shock and awe, it all seems very normal and that?s when things are most dangerous. It?s never the kid on the corner full of booze who?s the real danger. It?s the guy with the scope behind the curtain you need to watch out for.

Sion Smith"

http://www.shakenstir.co.uk/index.php/reviews/guns-n-roses-chinese-democracy/reviews/5557/


Title: Re: Chinese Democracy Review Thread
Post by: FunkyMonkey on February 18, 2009, 03:24:21 PM
Guns N' Roses - 'Chinese Democracy'

February 18, 12:40 PM

by John McLaughlin, Denver Hard Rock Examiner

The powerful opening riff goes right through you and you just know ?Chinese Democracy ? is gonna be good.  The songs are huge productions.  Some include grandiose, orchestral string sections, choir sections, Elton John-style piano, and lots of guitar, while others are straight ahead rockers.  But none of the songs are convoluted.  Everything fits.  And Axl Rose proves he?s one one of the best vocalists out there.  His range and intensity are insanely good ? more impressive than on any of his past albums.
 
Speaking of guitars (my favorite part), each tune on this album boasts three guitar players and some have as many as five.  The credits list Robin Finck (Nine Inch Nails), Richard Fortus (Psychedelic Furs), Ron ?Bumblefoot? Thal, Paul Tobias, and Buckethead.  If you don?t know who Buckethead is, you owe it to yourself to check him out.  He is the best guitar player alive and he can shred like Joe Satriani, rip like Kerry King (Slayer) or play with feel like David Gilmour (Pink Floyd).   Buckethead is simply amazing!  It is also rumored that Brian May (Queen) played the lead on ?Catcher In The Rye?.  This is quite the guitar army Axl put together.
 
The title track ?Chinese Democracy? and track three ? Better? are the ?hits?.  Both are rockin?, heavy numbers more akin to vintage Guns N' Roses.  Great riffs and layers of guitar.  Old time fans will love these two ?they remind one of the ?Appetite? days.
 
My favorite track on the album is called ?If The World?.  This one is a mellower tune that starts out with a middle eastern strumming, then moves quickly into a laid back, funky ?70s groove.  This song (and the whole album for that matter) displays Axl?s vocals.  I think most people hearing it for the first time won?t recognize it as GN?R, but  if you just keep an open mind and don?t get caught up in what you think it should sound like, you realize - it?s just a cool tune. 
 
Another great track is ?Sorry?.  Again, one of the slower selections on the album. The song  showcases beautiful, soulful, dreamy guitar playing by Buckethead - the solo has oodles of feeling.  Axl ?s dark,  stinging  lyrics cut like a knife ? he?s clearly sending a message to someone.  Whether he?s addressing ex-bandmates,  ex-girfriends, fans who second-guessed him or someone in his distant past is unclear.  Maybe all of the above.   Either way, he?s skewering somebody with the line  ?Truth is the truth hurts?.  This one also features Sebastian Bach (Skid Row) on backing vocals.  Great tune!
 
?Chinese Democracy? is an epic album!  It?s got  peaks and valley, it ebbs and flows, and it?s all over the map in terms of style.  And like all truly great albums, it gets better every time I listen to it.

http://www.examiner.com/x-3323-Denver-Hard-Rock-Examiner~y2009m2d18-Guns-N-Roses--Chinese-Democracy




Title: Re: Chinese Democracy Review Thread
Post by: Layne Staley's Sunglasses on February 19, 2009, 12:58:55 AM
Hey McLaughlin, what's your username here?

 ;D


Title: Re: Chinese Democracy Review Thread
Post by: ppbebe on February 19, 2009, 11:14:19 AM
a poster @ here would know it's difinetly not Brian May in the rye.

very fair review I can nod the writer in the most part.

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more impressive than on any of his past albums.
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This is quite the guitar army Axl put together.
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?Chinese Democracy? is an epic album!  It?s got  peaks and valley, it ebbs and flows, and it?s all over the map in terms of style.  And like all truly great albums, it gets better every time I listen to it.
:yes:


Title: Re: Chinese Democracy Review Thread
Post by: Voodoochild on February 19, 2009, 12:35:23 PM
but here comes the brute: Riad n? the Bedoins says more than anything what Chinese Democracy is about. You can?t do anything to this song. You can?t be angry, dance to it or drive to it - not without ripping out your gearbox anyway. I?ve tried. It hosts multiple threads of its own life and is going to stand out for a long time to come - and shit, that solo that kicks in towards the end has got it all!
Couldn't agree more.


Title: Re: Chinese Democracy Review Thread
Post by: Buddha_Master on February 19, 2009, 05:05:34 PM
Something fucking crazy. Its February 19, and I still keep going back To Chinese Democracy almost daily and fall in love with this album all over again. Seriously what the fuck? I like the reviews above for the most part. CD deserves every last bit of love it gets. So ridiculously good. CD is clearly one of the best Rock albums to ever come out. It resonates. Some of the best sex ever. I will forever have Axl's back. I could not be more appreciative towards a work of art then I am for Chinese Democracy. So bloody fucking thankful for this album.


Title: Re: Chinese Democracy Review Thread
Post by: jarmo on February 19, 2009, 06:15:58 PM
Something fucking crazy. Its February 19, and I still keep going back To Chinese Democracy almost daily and fall in love with this album all over again.

You're not the only one.

 :D



/jarmo


Title: Re: Chinese Democracy Review Thread
Post by: loretian on February 19, 2009, 06:17:28 PM
Something fucking crazy. Its February 19, and I still keep going back To Chinese Democracy almost daily and fall in love with this album all over again.

You're not the only one.

Ditto again!  I was just listening to it last night, into the early hours of this morning.


Title: Re: Chinese Democracy Review Thread
Post by: D on February 19, 2009, 07:21:01 PM
That was a really great review up above.

I haven't listened to it in a bout 2 weeks. I'm gonna have to stick it back in my CD player


I still think If The World and Sorry are the two best songs on there.

I really wish they'd get released as singles.

Street of Dreams is rumored to be the next single but man, Sorry and If The World in my opinion have a much better shot at crossing over.



Title: Re: Chinese Democracy Review Thread
Post by: oldgunsfan on February 19, 2009, 08:32:43 PM
That was a really great review up above.

I haven't listened to it in a bout 2 weeks. I'm gonna have to stick it back in my CD player


I still think If The World and Sorry are the two best songs on there.

I really wish they'd get released as singles.

Street of Dreams is rumored to be the next single but man, Sorry and If The World in my opinion have a much better shot at crossing over.



This album still has ton's of potential singles: ;D
Street of Dreams
If the World
TWAT
Catcher
Scraped
Sorry
IRS
Madagascar

It'll definitely have legs once they start touring


Title: Re: Chinese Democracy Review Thread
Post by: kmorgan on February 19, 2009, 10:49:16 PM
Something fucking crazy. Its February 19, and I still keep going back To Chinese Democracy almost daily and fall in love with this album all over again.

You're not the only one.

Ditto again!  I was just listening to it last night, into the early hours of this morning.

I agree.  I can't take it out of my CD player.  I feel like there is so much there I'm missing, so I have to keep listening to it over and over to try and figure it all out. 

Anyone that listens to the music without thinking about all the drama that has surrounded it has to appreciate it.  Everytime I listen, I love it more.  I am so happy to hear Axl singing again.


Title: Re: Chinese Democracy Review Thread
Post by: gilee7 on February 20, 2009, 12:37:14 AM

I haven't listened to it in a bout 2 weeks. I'm gonna have to stick it back in my CD player


Are you serious? I can't even go a day without listening to it.


Title: Re: Chinese Democracy Review Thread
Post by: faldor on February 20, 2009, 12:43:40 AM

I haven't listened to it in a bout 2 weeks. I'm gonna have to stick it back in my CD player


Are you serious? I can't even go a day without listening to it.
I haven't listened to any other CD's since Nov. 23rd.  I listen to the radio on occasion, hoping to hear new GNR, but other than that when I'm not listening to Howard Stern, I'm listening to CD.


Title: Re: Chinese Democracy Review Thread
Post by: Layne Staley's Sunglasses on February 20, 2009, 01:09:24 AM

I haven't listened to it in a bout 2 weeks. I'm gonna have to stick it back in my CD player


Are you serious? I can't even go a day without listening to it.
I haven't listened to any other CD's since Nov. 23rd.  I listen to the radio on occasion, hoping to hear new GNR, but other than that when I'm not listening to Howard Stern, I'm listening to CD.

I still hear Better regularly on Octane.

And I heard Riad on the Boneyard. 

Odd.


Title: Re: Chinese Democracy Review Thread
Post by: Naltav on February 20, 2009, 04:23:49 AM
Something fucking crazy. Its February 19, and I still keep going back To Chinese Democracy almost daily and fall in love with this album all over again.

You're not the only one.

 :D



/jarmo

No, you're defenitly not alone!   :)

I'm trapped in Prostitute! Can't get enough of that track!    :-\



Title: Re: Chinese Democracy Review Thread
Post by: faldor on February 20, 2009, 09:13:20 AM
I've woken up to Chinese Democracy every day I've needed an alarm since its release. Prior to that it was AFD for 2 years.  Only problem is I usually lay in bed and listen to it until it gets cut off during "This I Love" at the 1 hour mark.  That's the signal that it's now really time to get up.

I didn't realize The Boneyard played new GNR, I thought Octane were the only ones.  I'll have to check that out. I'll switch over to Boneyard AFTER I hear them on Octane.  That is a little strange they play Riad. 


Title: Re: Chinese Democracy Review Thread
Post by: Voodoochild on February 20, 2009, 11:25:16 AM
Why? Riad is a kick ass song! :D


I heard If The World last night on Big Brother Brasil. :P


Title: Re: Chinese Democracy Review Thread
Post by: -Rob- on February 20, 2009, 01:31:55 PM
'chinese democracy' is the best guns album to date, and in my top 5 favorite albums of all time. it's been available to buy for nearly 3 months and i still find myself spinning it on a daily basis. no skips whatsoever. epic amazing from start to finish.


Title: Re: Chinese Democracy Review Thread
Post by: fishtifer on February 20, 2009, 02:26:50 PM
I end up skipping most of the songs on the album now, I could only stomach If The World, Street of Dreams, Sorry and Scraped for only a few listens. I still love Shacklers Revenge, Better and Madagascar. I'm starting to think this album was Axl's "Star Wars: The Phantom Menace". Everybody was so looking forward to it after such a long time since the last one and it's cool to enjoy it the first time but after a while it feels like an over produced cheesy product that will end up in clearance bins everywhere. Does anybody get the urge to watch The Phantom Menace now?

 


Title: Re: Chinese Democracy Review Thread
Post by: -Rob- on February 20, 2009, 02:37:27 PM
I end up skipping most of the songs on the album now, I could only stomach If The World, Street of Dreams, Sorry and Scraped for only a few listens. I still love Shacklers Revenge, Better and Madagascar. I'm starting to think this album was Axl's "Star Wars: The Phantom Menace". Everybody was so looking forward to it after such a long time since the last one and it's cool to enjoy it the first time but after a while it feels like an over produced cheesy product that will end up in clearance bins everywhere. Does anybody get the urge to watch The Phantom Menace now?

the only "urge" that i received after reading your .... well, let's face it, dissing of the album, was to tell you that maybe this isn't the right place for you. judging by what i can see, most of us here realize just how powerful and epic this album really is. if you have the urge to mention how much you think it sucked, why don't you go and join one of the many other gnr "fan" sites who seem to encourage that type of thinking.  referring to the album as "cheesy" and "belonging in the bargain bin" only re-inforces that you are a lying troll who is only here to instigate and be a shit stirrer.


Title: Re: Chinese Democracy Review Thread
Post by: Buddha_Master on February 20, 2009, 02:42:00 PM
I end up skipping most of the songs on the album now, I could only stomach If The World, Street of Dreams, Sorry and Scraped for only a few listens. I still love Shacklers Revenge, Better and Madagascar. I'm starting to think this album was Axl's "Star Wars: The Phantom Menace". Everybody was so looking forward to it after such a long time since the last one and it's cool to enjoy it the first time but after a while it feels like an over produced cheesy product that will end up in clearance bins everywhere. Does anybody get the urge to watch The Phantom Menace now?

 

You just fucked up. I am a monster fucking Star Wars fan. Could not wait until Episode one. But as I sat there watching it, I knew it was not a great Star Wars movie. Darth Maul fucking owned and some of the early seeds planted in the film were cool but, that was the worst Star Wars film. I knew that at the time it was worse then 4-6, and I know that it is now the worst of the 6. But dude, this is months after CD first released. MONTHS!

Chinese Democracy is still the fucking top of the food chain. It might not be perfection but, it just might be the closest thing to it. You stand alone. You have the right to your opinion and you be a nice guy but, that doesn't fucking cut it. Me and you are done professionally. Your shtick is fucking dis-tract-ing.


Title: Re: Chinese Democracy Review Thread
Post by: faldor on February 20, 2009, 03:07:47 PM
Why? Riad is a kick ass song! :D


I heard If The World last night on Big Brother Brasil. :P
Oh I agree, Riad is definitely a good tune.  It's just I like 13 other songs from the album more.  That's just me though.


Title: Re: Chinese Democracy Review Thread
Post by: Layne Staley's Sunglasses on February 20, 2009, 10:00:01 PM
I've woken up to Chinese Democracy every day I've needed an alarm since its release. Prior to that it was AFD for 2 years.  Only problem is I usually lay in bed and listen to it until it gets cut off during "This I Love" at the 1 hour mark.  That's the signal that it's now really time to get up.

I didn't realize The Boneyard played new GNR, I thought Octane were the only ones.  I'll have to check that out. I'll switch over to Boneyard AFTER I hear them on Octane.  That is a little strange they play Riad. 

I was really disappointed that they got rid of The Boneyard after the merger, but after a few months, they brought it back.

The 'yard, Hair Nation, Octane, and Classic Rewind are the stations that play GN'R.


Title: Re: Chinese Democracy Review Thread
Post by: fishtifer on February 20, 2009, 11:06:59 PM
I end up skipping most of the songs on the album now, I could only stomach If The World, Street of Dreams, Sorry and Scraped for only a few listens. I still love Shacklers Revenge, Better and Madagascar. I'm starting to think this album was Axl's "Star Wars: The Phantom Menace". Everybody was so looking forward to it after such a long time since the last one and it's cool to enjoy it the first time but after a while it feels like an over produced cheesy product that will end up in clearance bins everywhere. Does anybody get the urge to watch The Phantom Menace now?

the only "urge" that i received after reading your .... well, let's face it, dissing of the album, was to tell you that maybe this isn't the right place for you. judging by what i can see, most of us here realize just how powerful and epic this album really is. if you have the urge to mention how much you think it sucked, why don't you go and join one of the many other gnr "fan" sites who seem to encourage that type of thinking.  referring to the album as "cheesy" and "belonging in the bargain bin" only re-inforces that you are a lying troll who is only here to instigate and be a shit stirrer.

Well, what a response to my thoughts on Chinese Democracy! I guess you are only allowed to say positive things on this board! I was a huge Axl fan from 1991-2008, I got teased for liking him so much, I listened to everyone say "it's never going to come out man" "Axl can't hit the high notes anymore", and of course "Axl sucks". I ignored them and I just expected the most amazing thing I've ever heard from Axl, and being a NIN fan I didn't mind the rumors that he was testing the industrial sound, I loved "Oh, My God".

Maybe after becoming a huge NIN fan back in 1995 and the big wait for CD my music tastes have changed. I don't like bands like Buckcherry or Motley Crew, I find them very cheesy. Just for the record, Velvet Revolver sucks and I think Axl is still the man, he just needs to get rid of the braids and goatee and dust off his bandanas. Maybe his next one will be a little better like "Attack of the Clones", or pretty good like "Revenge of the Sith". Back to the NIN forums....


Title: Re: Chinese Democracy Review Thread
Post by: Buddha_Master on February 21, 2009, 04:19:53 AM
Yea alright well, see ya sport. I'm sorry for you.


Title: Re: Chinese Democracy Review Thread
Post by: uzisuicide2002 on February 21, 2009, 10:24:51 AM
IDK if this would go here BUT...

Guns N' Roses Together At Last

I never thought I'd see the day when Axl would finally unleash Chinese Democracy on the world,but here it is!Theres been so many delays and broken promises over the past 14 years and yet I can't think of anyone else making music today that would still be relevant enough for the album to be taken serious but them.Since work began in 1994 the world has changed immensely.The Internet as we know it was introduced.Nelson Mandela was inaugurated as South Africa?s first Black president.Heck most artists have a career and comeback in the time it took to get this album completed and released to the public.
I took this screen capture in iTunes of all the albums together just to encapsulate the fact that when their last album The Spaghetti Incident was released the MP3 wasn't even widely known by the general public.If he had waited any longer to release it some sort extrasensory psychic music format would probably been invented.Still though the excitement and wonderment of new music is rare these days with most albums leaking weeks in advance,and yet the anticipation for the final mix of Chinese Democracy never faltered.Not since Radiohead's In Rainbows pay what you want experiment have people been this excited about a release,and in these times of music industry meltdown and illegal downloading that can surely be only a good thing for record sales.
The occasion is almost as enormous as the music but notwithstanding the tracks are incredible.Shackler's Revenge,Better and If the World are my initial favorites and I'm certain the rest of the album will grow on me even more with a few more listens,just like every classic album does.So heres to Axl and his mythical masterpiece.I just hope he has the sense not to give the next album a title before he's certain its ready to be released.

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Title: Re: Chinese Democracy Review Thread
Post by: -Rob- on February 21, 2009, 12:24:56 PM

Well, what a response to my thoughts on Chinese Democracy! I guess you are only allowed to say positive things on this board! I was a huge Axl fan from 1991-2008, I got teased for liking him so much, I listened to everyone say "it's never going to come out man" "Axl can't hit the high notes anymore", and of course "Axl sucks". I ignored them and I just expected the most amazing thing I've ever heard from Axl, and being a NIN fan I didn't mind the rumors that he was testing the industrial sound, I loved "Oh, My God".

Maybe after becoming a huge NIN fan back in 1995 and the big wait for CD my music tastes have changed. I don't like bands like Buckcherry or Motley Crew, I find them very cheesy. Just for the record, Velvet Revolver sucks and I think Axl is still the man, he just needs to get rid of the braids and goatee and dust off his bandanas. Maybe his next one will be a little better like "Attack of the Clones", or pretty good like "Revenge of the Sith". Back to the NIN forums....

so now it's axl's image that you don't like? first, it was the album that you couldn't stomach, now it's his hair and his fashion tastes that bother you. really man, pretty weak and jaded. things change, people change. do you still style your hair and dress the same as you did 20 yrs ago? i guarantee if axl still had the teased hair and leather pants you'd be bitching that he's "stuck" and a wash-up.

to me, it sounds like you are still hung up on the past, and upset that asshole top hat and mr. celebrity rehab aren't on the album. i have a feeling that's the real issue here. get over it. this album is absolutely killer from start to finish. if you could set your pre-determined agenda aside, maybe you could see what the majority of us already do.


Title: Re: Chinese Democracy Review Thread
Post by: fishtifer on February 21, 2009, 12:57:14 PM
Actually I don't care that "mr.top hat and mr.celebrity rehab" aren't in the band anymore. Like I said I was always an AXL fan. Being a huge NIN fan as well I was pleased that Robin played with GNR, and Buckethead was a treat too. As far as the image goes, I just miss the Axl that I used to watch videos of, have posters of and draw portraits of but you're right, people change.


Title: Re: Chinese Democracy Review Thread
Post by: -Rob- on February 21, 2009, 01:16:29 PM
Actually I don't care that "mr.top hat and mr.celebrity rehab" aren't in the band anymore. Like I said I was always an AXL fan.
well, judging by your posts that I've seen so far, it seems as though you were an axl fan, back when he was wearing leather pants and wearing bandanas. now you're just upset these days that he's not pulling a poison or motley crue.  :hihi:

Being a huge NIN fan as well I was pleased that Robin played with GNR, and Buckethead was a treat too.
well, that's nice. buckethead is gone and by the looks of things, so is robin. i'm failing to see how you being a "huge nin fan" justifies your logic of being upset that axl isn't still living in 1988.
As far as the image goes, I just miss the Axl that I used to watch videos of, have posters of and draw portraits of but you're right, people change.
yes, you've mentioned "missing" the old axl several times now. i guess i just find it hard to "miss" something that is still alive, well, relevant, and releasing absolutely awesome albums.


Title: Re: Chinese Democracy Review Thread
Post by: faldor on February 21, 2009, 01:24:07 PM
I've woken up to Chinese Democracy every day I've needed an alarm since its release. Prior to that it was AFD for 2 years.  Only problem is I usually lay in bed and listen to it until it gets cut off during "This I Love" at the 1 hour mark.  That's the signal that it's now really time to get up.

I didn't realize The Boneyard played new GNR, I thought Octane were the only ones.  I'll have to check that out. I'll switch over to Boneyard AFTER I hear them on Octane.  That is a little strange they play Riad. 

I was really disappointed that they got rid of The Boneyard after the merger, but after a few months, they brought it back.

The 'yard, Hair Nation, Octane, and Classic Rewind are the stations that play GN'R.
Hair Nation only plays old GNR though right?  And I imagine the same on Classic Rewind?  Not that there's anything wrong with that.


Title: Re: Chinese Democracy Review Thread
Post by: axl32rose on February 21, 2009, 03:16:09 PM
I don't know if this is the correct thread for this posting, feel free to move it if neccesary.

Anyways, i am at work now here in Sydney Nova Scotia at the EDS Call Centre and i gave my supervisor a copy of Chinese Democracy this morning when i came into work..  There is about 400 people in this call center and my supervisor had CD on repeat since 9am this morning and you wouldn't believe how many employees came over to listen to the CD.  There will be many many of my co workers heading to buy a copy of Chinese Democracy after work today.  I never heard one bad word about CD here yet.  It's rather slow today and were not all that busy so my Supervisor has CD on LOUD enough for all of us to hear.  Sounds Awesome having your favorite bands new CD playing at Work....  I thought i share this little story today. : ok:

PS.   TWAT is playing as we speak. :drool:


Title: Re: Chinese Democracy Review Thread
Post by: Ali on February 21, 2009, 03:23:40 PM
I don't know if this is the correct thread for this posting, feel free to move it if neccesary.

Anyways, i am at work now here in Sydney Nova Scotia at the EDS Call Centre and i gave my supervisor a copy of Chinese Democracy this morning when i came into work..  There is about 400 people in this call center and my supervisor had CD on repeat since 9am this morning and you wouldn't believe how many employees came over to listen to the CD.  There will be many many of my co workers heading to buy a copy of Chinese Democracy after work today.  I never heard one bad word about CD here yet.  It's rather slow today and were not all that busy so my Supervisor has CD on LOUD enough for all of us to hear.  Sounds Awesome having your favorite bands new CD playing at Work....  I thought i share this little story today. : ok:

PS.   TWAT is playing as we speak. :drool:

That's a cool story, man.  Thanks for sharing that.

Ali


Title: Re: Chinese Democracy Review Thread
Post by: -Rob- on February 21, 2009, 03:37:21 PM
I don't know if this is the correct thread for this posting, feel free to move it if neccesary.

Anyways, i am at work now here in Sydney Nova Scotia at the EDS Call Centre and i gave my supervisor a copy of Chinese Democracy this morning when i came into work..  There is about 400 people in this call center and my supervisor had CD on repeat since 9am this morning and you wouldn't believe how many employees came over to listen to the CD.  There will be many many of my co workers heading to buy a copy of Chinese Democracy after work today.  I never heard one bad word about CD here yet.  It's rather slow today and were not all that busy so my Supervisor has CD on LOUD enough for all of us to hear.  Sounds Awesome having your favorite bands new CD playing at Work....  I thought i share this little story today. : ok:

PS.   TWAT is playing as we speak. :drool:

great to hear. thanks for sharing.  :D

i wouldn't be the least bit surprised to hear that this is going on in alot of workplaces throughout different countries. tell your supervisor to keep representing. it's terrific hearing stories of just how captivating this album really is.


Title: Re: Chinese Democracy Review Thread
Post by: axl32rose on February 21, 2009, 04:24:45 PM
I don't know if this is the correct thread for this posting, feel free to move it if neccesary.

Anyways, i am at work now here in Sydney Nova Scotia at the EDS Call Centre and i gave my supervisor a copy of Chinese Democracy this morning when i came into work..  There is about 400 people in this call center and my supervisor had CD on repeat since 9am this morning and you wouldn't believe how many employees came over to listen to the CD.  There will be many many of my co workers heading to buy a copy of Chinese Democracy after work today.  I never heard one bad word about CD here yet.  It's rather slow today and were not all that busy so my Supervisor has CD on LOUD enough for all of us to hear.  Sounds Awesome having your favorite bands new CD playing at Work....  I thought i share this little story today. : ok:

PS.   TWAT is playing as we speak. :drool:



great to hear. thanks for sharing.  :D

i wouldn't be the least bit surprised to hear that this is going on in alot of workplaces throughout different countries. tell your supervisor to keep representing. it's terrific hearing stories of just how captivating this album really is.

I certainley will tell him to keep representing, matter of fact he asked me a little while ago do i have anymore Guns N' Roses cd's i could bring in to work on Saturdays.  I guess Saturdays are gonna be Guns N' Roses day at work :rofl:.. Saturdays are so relaxing here as there is no big bosses or management nosing around and by having GNR playing it makes the work day so much MORE relaxing...



BTW...  Thanks for enjoying my story.... :peace:


Title: Re: Chinese Democracy Review Thread
Post by: The Catcher on March 23, 2009, 09:44:24 AM
This is by far the best review of Chinese Democracy I have ever read. This guy has really gotten the idea of everything. Bravo. From amazon.com:

I have to say this album is an absolute joy to listen to. I know people are bashing the hell out of it but I am about to present a case for this album that I think will change a lot of people's minds. The album itself is much like a unicorn, a beast of mythical proportions that people like the idea of more than the actual animal. Keeping with that mind set the album is a return to a time when music had a vibe about it that had people talking in the hallways and alleyways at schools and offices. It's the sort of record that generates a kind of buzz that even people who have never heard a single track off of it already have an opinion and are ready to discuss it at the first mention or drop of a hat.

In a society of people like myself who are hooked on massively numbing amounts of deeply rooted sarcasm and a rabid need to be visually stimulated to a point of full desensitization, releasing an album of this caliber is like planting seeds in rocky soil. It will take a while and the wind may blow away a lot of the effort but eventually things will begin to grow and take root. I remember the first time I realized a large majority of the population and most of my friends never bothered listen to the lyrics of songs on the the records they would buy or listen on the radio. I felt a deep sense of disappointment for them in that they were not only missing the point of the music but also not really getting the message of the song. I began to notice this phenomenon more and more during the rise of hip hop in the 90's. Have you ever stopped to actually listen to the lyrics from any of the more popular music of the last decade? The majority of it sounds like it was written during music appreciation hour at a school for the mentally handicapped.

Enter Axl Rose and Chinese Democracy, an album written by a guy who is such an obsessive compulsive about his lyrics and musical compositions that he has been working on the same project for the last 13 years! Talk about sacrifice and dedication! Now imagine trying to sell a work of this caliber to a generation of people who find humor in shows like Family Guy, which in 20 minutes is able to take an intelligent human and turn him into a slobbering cretin. Now factor in the idea that we as a generation take pride in being desensitized sociopaths, who are constantly uploading and downloading every over the top thing we can get our hands on. Now for a grand finale try to imagine releasing the most anticipated album in rock history to a generation of people like myself who can download anything we want in a matter of minutes. Is anyone else starting to understand why so many people are bashing this album now?

I will be the first to admit back in the day I was downloading everything I could get my hands on off of Napster. But to be honest it really cheapened the experience, for me there was nothing like going to my local record shop at 7:30 am and banging on the door to get that new album before my classes. I would scramble out of the record store like a wino with a paper sack and greedily open my package all alone in my car savoring every piece of cellophane as I tore into my purchase. I would then drop the windows and crank it up to 11 as I sped across town off to another boring day of teachers and books. During the day I could pull out the CD booklet and put it in between the pages of my text book as I took in every bit of type as if it were the classical literature I was supposed to be reading. As soon as school let out was I was off to the parking lot to leave some tire marks and blast that disc I had been day dreaming about all day. For me, Chinese Democracy is the first album in years that has given me that same feeling of tangible excitement and audible pleasure. I enjoyed the point that one reviewer brought up that this is possibly the last great tangible rock album that will ever be released in the age of digital downloads and online music sales. I feel this album is a statement both about where we have come from and also about where we are going. For me it lives up to the hype all things being considered, the price of admission is well worth the wait.

Track By Track:

Chinese Democracy- I can't even begin to imagine the amount of thought and attention to intricate detail that this track must have gone through to become the title track to the most anticipated album in rock history. This track delivers on so many levels, I have heard people complain up and down about it but I can't find fault with it. By the time Axl finishes screaming "Cause it would take a lot more hate than you, to to end the fascination" I realize the hype about this record is starting to pay off. The guitar solos are sick. If you think Slash and Co. can play this stuff you are delusional. The musicians working with Axl are on another level above the old GNR band, I really believe they have pulled off a modern day masterpiece with this track.

Shackler's Revenge- This track is brim full of the filth and fury of classic GNR jams like "You Could Be Mine" and "Mr. Brownstone" but with a modern edge. The grinding guitar rhythms and falsetto vocals leave little room for improvement. To be honest this is one of the best rock tracks I have heard in a decade or more.

Better- This track really struck me as a slick "record company" type of single, in parts it comes off as being a little overproduced but it finds redemption in the details. The soaring crescendos about 3/4 into the track build up to a tasteful payoff to close out the song. Axl surprises lyrically on this track delivering a mix of on the sleeve emotion and deep rooted sympathy worn like a badge earned from hard luck.

Street of Dreams- Fantastic old school GNR intro that builds into a masterpiece of clever lyrics and not too lengthy solos. When this song kicks in on my stereo system at about 1:35 I get that feeling I first felt when I placed Use Your Illusion disc one into my CD player for the first time. Also the mixing on this track is exceptional, kudos to the sound crew.




Title: Re: Chinese Democracy Review Thread
Post by: The Catcher on March 23, 2009, 09:45:19 AM
If The World- This song is a bit unusual, the lyrics are deceptively simple like a Beatles tune, but the sleazy grind of the guitars seems to be a contradiction to the melody. Yet when you put the two together the contrast works incredibly well. I love the way Axl is able to pull off that Robert Plant like snarl to the end of every line in the verse of the song, again it just shouldn't work but for some reason it does...it just feels so right.

There Was A Time- It took me a while to figure out where Axl was coming from with this track. It has a nostalgic vibe to it which comes very close to becoming sappy yet at the last minute Axl pulls straight back on the controlls delivering lines like "It'd be the devil hates a loser, and you thought you had it all." Again it has that classic GNR feel with Axl going full speed ahead laying out some lyrical gems. This is one of the most solid tracks on the album, you can almost hear Axl telling his critics "Yeah, I've still got it!" At over six and a half minutes there could be plenty of moments that feel bloated or just long winded but the arrangement is so masterfully put together I hardly notice it being any longer than some of the three minute tracks. I love the ending of this song it reminds me of "You Can't Always Get What You Want" by the Stones.

Catcher in the Rye- This song is just a masterpiece. The first time I listened to the album all the way through I stopped and played this track three times in a row. It has everything a great song should have, for me this is the track that makes the album live up to the hype. The only musicians I know that can write tracks like this are Burt Bacharach, Paul McCartney and Bernie Taupin. The clarity of the lyrics is just unparallel to anything in the current rock scene.

Scraped- A lot of odd influences blend this track together from the R&B (Seal on acid anyone?) intro to the Zeppelin like groove straight from "The Crunge" from the Houses of the Holy album. Axl rips it up vocally leaving it all out on the table with lines like "All things are possible, I am unstoppable." I can't even imagine the old GNR trying to pull off this track.

Riad N' the Bedouins- Another track that comes right out and kicks you in the head will a full frontal assault of thrashing drums, thick guitar riffs and piercing vocals. Just one more reason for me to put my money on the album living up to the hype. The lyrics feel a bit thin at times but they work so well with the music I can't imagine changing them. Think the simplicity of Zepplin's "Immigrant Song" or Sabbath's "Paranoid."

Sorry- A very odd song that starts off at a crawling pace with Axl hammering the lyrics like nails into a wall with such a conviction you have to believe they are directed at one single person. This track really shouldn't work, it is basically the equivalent of a rap "diss" track but delivered as a rock song. I have to admit I can't stop listening to it, I don't know if there is another musician in the world that could pull a track like this off and make it so listenable.

I.R.S.- This is the only track on the album I feel could have been on a previous GNR album. It is an instant classic, I put it right up there with "Dust N' Bones" and "Paradise City." The lyrics are dead on, the music is fantastic, the mixing is complete perfection. This has that sunset strip feel of yesteryear written all over it. By the time Axl begins to scream "I bet you think I'm doing all this for my health!" your ears will reach a state of euphoria reserved for only a very few songs in the history of rock.


Title: Re: Chinese Democracy Review Thread
Post by: The Catcher on March 23, 2009, 09:45:55 AM
Madagascar- Everything about this track just oozes the word EPIC. I can't help but feel this is the sound Axl was looking for on the Use Your Illusion discs but fell short of achieving. Again the lyrics are nothing short of brilliant, there should be crowds of people out in the street right now talking about it. I love the "Cool Hand Luke" audio clips, along with the MLK speech. If you don't get goose bumps from this song you must be a corpse. Thank you for this track Axl, it was worth the wait.

This I Love- A very theatrical themed track, It almost comes off sounding like an outake from Phantom of the Opera. The piano has a certain richness to its sound much like the live version of "November Rain" from the 2 disc live GNR set. The vocals are hair raising with intensity and devotion. This track has the one thing modern rock has never been able to capture, sincerity. No one can plead a case for love like monsieur Rose and this track is no exception. Bravo.

Prostitute- Everything about this track is well crafted, I find myself putting it on repeat quite a bit. It is the story of the album, from beginning to end put to music. I don't think Axl has ever been more honest or sounded more likable in his career. It's just him telling about his life, opening his ribcage to his audience letting them see what he is really made of. If you are a skeptic of the record do yourself a favor take the chip off of your shoulder, put yourself in Axl's shoes and listen to this track. Don't bring your preconceived notions about what the album should be along with you for the ride just let the music be and enjoy it for what it is. It might just make a believer out of you.

People are going to hate on this album because they have been socially invited to hate it by their peers, the media and quite frankly the music industry itself. The problem with modern music and our society is we have become sheep. We go with the flow, leadership, idealism and the value of the individual have all fallen by the wayside in the name of instant gratification and cheap thrill entertainment. We have turned into a generation of faceless, spineless, forum bashing individuals who take everything personally and revel in the idea of anything we can use to entertain ourselves at the expense of someone else's feelings. We are becoming a generation of folks that love to look for reasons to feel sorry for ourselves as a distraction instead of dealing with our real thought and emotions. I think in a way this album is a much needed kick in the pants for our generation as well as our country. It says "never give up on your dreams", and if you keep navel gazing and posting fap threads on 4chan you "need to get it together" before you are 30 and end up living in your parent's basement.

Chinese Democracy the album is in fact like Chinese Democracy the event, it is an event of such great proportions it will take years for the effects to be fully realized, it is that one event that happens in your lifetime, the JFK assignation, the fall of the Berlin Wall, the twin towers of 9/11. For better or for worse it will change you and it will continue to change people and the music industry for years to come. After listening at great length to this disc I have to say other than the "swagger" I really do not miss the old GNR at all, times have changed, minds have changed and music has changed. I highly recommend getting the album on vinyl. The sound quality is fantastic, it sounds like you are in the room with the band watching them jam. Go back to vinyl everyone!!!! Since the introduction of the CD music quality has steadily gone downhill for the last 20 years.

So Axl if you really are sitting at home all alone suffering from anthropophobia, I just wanted to say thank you for releasing this album, the world needed it.


Title: Re: Chinese Democracy Review Thread
Post by: Spirit on April 03, 2009, 08:43:29 PM
I'm sorry if this one has been posted before, but I stumbled across this today. Probably one of the most insightful ones I've read yet. It's from Classic Rock mag I guess, but the URL links to a Norwegian blog (just skip the first part written in Norwegian ;))

http://spitfire.vgb.no/2009/01/23/beste-chinese-democracy-guns-n-roses-anmeldelse-jeg-har-lest/ (http://spitfire.vgb.no/2009/01/23/beste-chinese-democracy-guns-n-roses-anmeldelse-jeg-har-lest/)



Title: Re: Chinese Democracy Review Thread
Post by: The Catcher on April 03, 2009, 09:32:12 PM
I'm sorry if this one has been posted before, but I stumbled across this today. Probably one of the most insightful ones I've read yet. It's from Classic Rock mag I guess, but the URL links to a Norwegian blog (just skip the first part written in Norwegian ;))

http://spitfire.vgb.no/2009/01/23/beste-chinese-democracy-guns-n-roses-anmeldelse-jeg-har-lest/ (http://spitfire.vgb.no/2009/01/23/beste-chinese-democracy-guns-n-roses-anmeldelse-jeg-har-lest/)



Fucking brilliantly written, although I don't agree with every single statement he makes. The summary at the end had my eyes a little watery.


Title: Re: Chinese Democracy Review Thread
Post by: loretian on April 03, 2009, 10:16:22 PM
Fucking brilliantly written, although I don't agree with every single statement he makes. The summary at the end had my eyes a little watery.

I have to agree.  I don't agree on all counts either, but definitely one of the better reviews written.  His conclusion is outstanding; I don't necessarily want to ruin it for those that would like to read the entire (long) review first, but it's worth it just for the conclusion (even if the conclusion is wrong - I have no idea).


Title: Re: Chinese Democracy Review Thread
Post by: wolftread on May 15, 2009, 08:12:37 PM
http://newyork.timeout.com/articles/music/69316/guns-n-roses-chinese-democracy-review


Title: Re: Chinese Democracy Review Thread
Post by: ryan_of_lax on May 16, 2009, 12:13:20 PM
Madagascar- Everything about this track just oozes the word EPIC. I can't help but feel this is the sound Axl was looking for on the Use Your Illusion discs but fell short of achieving. Again the lyrics are nothing short of brilliant, there should be crowds of people out in the street right now talking about it. I love the "Cool Hand Luke" audio clips, along with the MLK speech. If you don't get goose bumps from this song you must be a corpse. Thank you for this track Axl, it was worth the wait.

This I Love- A very theatrical themed track, It almost comes off sounding like an outake from Phantom of the Opera. The piano has a certain richness to its sound much like the live version of "November Rain" from the 2 disc live GNR set. The vocals are hair raising with intensity and devotion. This track has the one thing modern rock has never been able to capture, sincerity. No one can plead a case for love like monsieur Rose and this track is no exception. Bravo.

Prostitute- Everything about this track is well crafted, I find myself putting it on repeat quite a bit. It is the story of the album, from beginning to end put to music. I don't think Axl has ever been more honest or sounded more likable in his career. It's just him telling about his life, opening his ribcage to his audience letting them see what he is really made of. If you are a skeptic of the record do yourself a favor take the chip off of your shoulder, put yourself in Axl's shoes and listen to this track. Don't bring your preconceived notions about what the album should be along with you for the ride just let the music be and enjoy it for what it is. It might just make a believer out of you.

People are going to hate on this album because they have been socially invited to hate it by their peers, the media and quite frankly the music industry itself. The problem with modern music and our society is we have become sheep. We go with the flow, leadership, idealism and the value of the individual have all fallen by the wayside in the name of instant gratification and cheap thrill entertainment. We have turned into a generation of faceless, spineless, forum bashing individuals who take everything personally and revel in the idea of anything we can use to entertain ourselves at the expense of someone else's feelings. We are becoming a generation of folks that love to look for reasons to feel sorry for ourselves as a distraction instead of dealing with our real thought and emotions. I think in a way this album is a much needed kick in the pants for our generation as well as our country. It says "never give up on your dreams", and if you keep navel gazing and posting fap threads on 4chan you "need to get it together" before you are 30 and end up living in your parent's basement.

Chinese Democracy the album is in fact like Chinese Democracy the event, it is an event of such great proportions it will take years for the effects to be fully realized, it is that one event that happens in your lifetime, the JFK assignation, the fall of the Berlin Wall, the twin towers of 9/11. For better or for worse it will change you and it will continue to change people and the music industry for years to come. After listening at great length to this disc I have to say other than the "swagger" I really do not miss the old GNR at all, times have changed, minds have changed and music has changed. I highly recommend getting the album on vinyl. The sound quality is fantastic, it sounds like you are in the room with the band watching them jam. Go back to vinyl everyone!!!! Since the introduction of the CD music quality has steadily gone downhill for the last 20 years.

So Axl if you really are sitting at home all alone suffering from anthropophobia, I just wanted to say thank you for releasing this album, the world needed it.

This is absolutely deranged....
How is the release of an album POSSIBLY on par with the fall of the Berlin Wall or 9/11??? If you think the two are in any way related, I honestly feel sorry for you.

And no, people have not been convinced by outsiders that they don't like the album... Some people just genuinely DON'T like the album. It did take 15+ years to come around, but in the end, it's just another album! A pro-tooled mess, in my opinion with some good songs... but nothing more than just another album.


Title: Re: Chinese Democracy Review Thread
Post by: -Rob- on May 16, 2009, 12:26:53 PM

And no, people have not been convinced by outsiders that they don't like the album... Some people just genuinely DON'T like the album. It did take 15+ years to come around, but in the end, it's just another album! A pro-tooled mess, in my opinion with some good songs... but nothing more than just another album.


I pretty much agree with alot of what you said. 'Chinese D' had some decent tracks, but in the end, the hype greatly exceeded anything that I personally heard. It's been awhile now since I have actually had it in my player. Personally, I think a stripped down album would have been much better. Something about the over-usage of pro-tools on an album really takes away from a song's feel. My opinion, anyway.

But in the end, it was the album that Axl spent years laboring over and I'm glad that he was happy with the final result. Even the man himself stated that it was only going to be an album. People can't get angry if they set expectations above what was promised.



Title: Re: Chinese Democracy Review Thread
Post by: carmiedisco12 on May 16, 2009, 12:36:25 PM
Jesus Christ.

That review above (Ryan) ....... 
I don't mean to be a bastard, but show that post to your family man, or a bunch of new acquaintances and gauge wether they view it as healthy . Though I guess they could just be "socially invited to hate it"......Oooooh Kayyyy,

For me a really really, good album. 8/10
I'd rate CD better than Illusion I, not quite as good as Illusion II.
For me the production is patchy, sometimes AWESOME - (If the world, ) and other times thin and tinny like a demo (TWAT).......and sometimes just WAY  overproduced (Catcher)  (for people that cant 'get' that term - see plastic/manufactured/altered/non organic ), but other than that a very good album and greatly enjoyed.

Surprisingly my non GNR friends for the most part love the album though, I'm pleasantly surprised.


Title: Re: Chinese Democracy Review Thread
Post by: ryan_of_lax on May 16, 2009, 01:19:00 PM
hey... I was quoting another writer. I didn't write that insane review!
But I agree with what you said about the production.

Sometimes it's amazing (like how the guitars and vocals just keep building and building in the chorus of Sorry).
But other times the production detracts from the songs, in my opinion. I honestly cannot listen to Scraped because of the chopped up nagging vocals. Same goes for the intro verse in The Blues...


Title: Re: Chinese Democracy Review Thread
Post by: carmiedisco12 on May 16, 2009, 01:40:25 PM
Apologies, perhaps I didn't read closely enough.