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share the most stupid questions you have ever been asked in your life.this can be about anything.

here is a few of mine.undoubtedly the most stupid.
what language do you speak in england? hahahahahahaha and where was i asked this you might think?only in america of course,lol you speak english you dumb fuck what language do you think...haha

and in this wonderful free thinking country i was asked also how long it took me to drive from london to new york...haha...yeah just 5 days in my submarine car.

and finally more of a statement than a question "hey man fuck you,we won the civil war"haha no shit,civil being the operative word there......do you meamn the revolution??

lol....gotta love them.

which presedential canditate has education on there list of things for this nation cos i hope its one of them as the rest seem to have missed that boat.i think that guy would get my vote if god forbid i was a yank.

lol

so what are the most stupid questions or even statements you have heard?i bet you cant beat mine.and i swear on my life these are all true...they were all while i was gigging across the place,2 in new york one in pennsylvania...god i hate to think what you might get asked in some places.

my question is not such a stupid one but here it is....since when do huge steel buildings collapse from a few hours of fire?oh wait they dont but demolitions look cool dont they?


hahahaha


peace.

won the civil war :rofl:

Is Axl Rose the singer for Rose Tattoo? The girl that asked me that ended being a long term girlfriend. lol. I think I was stupider.  :hihi:


 :peace:

Not that stupid, but I have been asked "Isn't Axl Rose been dead like for years? Twice!!!

The second time I went on a hunch and said you must be confusing him with Kurt Cobain? The answer I got was "who is that?"   ::)

Was telling about Norway to some Chinesee people.

"Do you often fall on the ice and hurt yourself? " with Chinesee accent  :hihi:

I was playing Tekken with a guy (neither of us were particularly experienced with Tekken), and my character/fighter/dude appeared on screen and he said "Am I him?" and I said "no" to which he asked "well, who am I?"

Try that guy's opponent. :hihi:

well it wasnt so much a question. but i remember a girl i knew went to download festival 2006 when gnr played n she reported back to me the events n seemed genuinely convinced slash had joined them for a few numbers.  :rofl:

hahaha thats funny!

Two come to mind:

#1: "How many livers do people have?"

#2: (after showing a list of items to a worker at Best Buy) "Pink Floyd.  Is that a band?"

I've not been asked personally, but apparently tourists in Edinburgh commonly ask what time the one o'clock gun goes off.

1.  Are you for real?

2.  Is that really your hair?

"Give me the number of 911!"

I was outside my local train station when I was asked by a car driver "Please can you give directions to the train station".

Was in the post office because I was not getting my mail. Guy in front of me wanted to send a package  to "Europe." Postal worker turns to colleague and asks "What country is Europe in?"

No hesitation by colleague: "England. Europe is in England."

I swear this is true.

I left with a complete understanding of why I was not getting my mail.

Wow. 

You want depression...give college kids in the US a geography test with "Mexico" and "Canada" on it.  :crying:

Standing in the elevator, motorcycle jacket and jeans on, helmet in my hand. 

"Did you ride a bike in?"

I'm 6 years older than you...............guess how old i am? ............and yes i was asked that question :lmao: