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Title: Are You A Public Urinator?
Post by: Layne Staley's Sunglasses on September 07, 2008, 01:17:03 AM
Well?

Do you, or someone you know, relieve yourself/themselves in the swimming pool?

How about in the shower?

Maybe you just like going on trees and bushes.

Explain your madness.


Title: Re: Are You A Public Urinator?
Post by: Jim Bob on September 07, 2008, 01:26:11 AM
I film girls urinating


Title: Re: Are You A Public Urinator?
Post by: GNRreunioneventually on September 07, 2008, 01:26:52 AM
if i'm in a pool my shower my back yard and i have to piss then goddamnit i will whiip it out and go right there unless its in the pool cause then it jsut kinda floats around and out of your pants and if its in the shower then its already out BUT STILL.....you get my point ;)

:peace:


Title: Re: Are You A Public Urinator?
Post by: lynn1961 on September 07, 2008, 01:55:24 AM
What?  Are we that bored, here, that we have to post this?   :hihi:

Men seem to think they can urinate anywhere, I think.  And maybe they can, just because they can pull it out.  They learn that at an early age, let me tell ya'.

But, women do it too.  Not as often, but many of us have been known to squat somewhere, when in need.

 



   


Title: Re: Are You A Public Urinator?
Post by: jazjme on September 07, 2008, 01:59:03 AM
HEy when I feel like it I just piss out my window! :P


Title: Re: Are You A Public Urinator?
Post by: D on September 07, 2008, 02:06:02 AM
I am a runner, so yes. I don't care if I piss 2 seconds before I run, After the first mile or two, I have to stop and piss. So I find a tree, hopefully cars won't come for a minute or so and I'll let it fly.


Title: Re: Are You A Public Urinator?
Post by: lynn1961 on September 07, 2008, 02:44:40 AM
See?  Men urinate in public, all the time! 

Because they can.........


Title: Re: Are You A Public Urinator?
Post by: CheapJon on September 07, 2008, 06:26:42 AM
pissed of a balcony on the 8th floor last friday night


Title: Re: Are You A Public Urinator?
Post by: polluxlm on September 07, 2008, 07:19:02 AM
Of course.


Title: Re: Are You A Public Urinator?
Post by: Axl4Prez2004 on September 07, 2008, 11:18:55 AM
I film girls urinating

I am always stunned there's a market out there for that stuff.  To each his own I guess!  Yikes.  :confused:



Title: Re: Are You A Public Urinator?
Post by: GNRFAN20 on September 07, 2008, 11:28:05 AM
I film girls urinating

So I guess your the filmer for 2 Girls 1 Cup :nervous:


Title: Re: Are You A Public Urinator?
Post by: CheapJon on September 07, 2008, 11:42:43 AM
I film girls urinating

So I guess your the filmer for 2 Girls 1 Cup :nervous:

i guess not since they are taking a shit while JB's girls are pissin'


Title: Re: Are You A Public Urinator?
Post by: GNRFAN20 on September 07, 2008, 11:52:29 AM
Still, its disguisting


Title: Re: Are You A Public Urinator?
Post by: Dr. Blutarsky on September 07, 2008, 12:00:28 PM


When ya gotta go ya gotta go, even if you happen to be in public.

If you don't you could get  Urimisitisis and die!


Title: Re: Are You A Public Urinator?
Post by: Albert S Miller on September 07, 2008, 02:55:35 PM
I think in all reality there are emergency situations, maybe even camping or hiking might be more appropriate in doing so, peeing in a shower, well I guess thats the persons choice, but I thought the shower was for getting clean, not wading in your own bodily wastes, and really what is the excuse, if your already in the bathroom why not just use the "Commode" before?  Swimming in a pool, to that I say get your lazy ass out of the pool, cuz that is just discusting, peeing outside just because you can, in my book is pretty unappropriate if it is within someones viewing, and even then it should not be left for passerby's to have to walk through or even view. Thats my opinion 101 on this subject. :)


Title: Re: Are You A Public Urinator?
Post by: GNRreunioneventually on September 07, 2008, 04:29:42 PM
What?  Are we that bored, here, that we have to post this?   :hihi:

Men seem to think they can urinate anywhere, I think.  And maybe they can, just because they can pull it out.  They learn that at an early age, let me tell ya'.

But, women do it too.  Not as often, but many of us have been known to squat somewhere, when in need.

its because we can and its the sence of marking our teritry and yeah i know a lot of chicks that pop a squat too, theres this abandoned house that me and a bunch of my friends party at that doesn't have a working toilet so all the girls that have to go go there in the bushes......it sucks when you got to shit though cuase town isn't for another 5 miles :-\


Title: Re: Are You A Public Urinator?
Post by: Layne Staley's Sunglasses on September 07, 2008, 05:20:34 PM
Freaks.


Title: Re: Are You A Public Urinator?
Post by: w.axl.rose on September 07, 2008, 05:48:45 PM
i only urinate in the gyms shower and someone caught me and i think he wants to report me  :confused:


Title: Re: Are You A Public Urinator?
Post by: Layne Staley's Sunglasses on September 07, 2008, 05:59:17 PM
i only urinate in the gyms shower and someone caught me and i think he wants to report me  :confused:




If you don't you could get  Urimisitisis and die!


Title: Re: Are You A Public Urinator?
Post by: CheapJon on September 07, 2008, 06:24:34 PM
i only urinate in the gyms shower and someone caught me and i think he wants to report me  :confused:

pissin in a "public" shower  :rofl: maan


Title: Re: Are You A Public Urinator?
Post by: w.axl.rose on September 07, 2008, 06:41:29 PM
its from an episode of Seinfeld. when our very own Mr. George Costanza pisses in the gym shower


Title: Re: Are You A Public Urinator?
Post by: The Chad Cometh on September 07, 2008, 07:39:53 PM
Freaks.

Entrapment anyone?  :rofl: :rofl:

It was George that took the piss by the way  :peace:


Title: Re: Are You A Public Urinator?
Post by: Layne Staley's Sunglasses on September 07, 2008, 08:31:58 PM
Like msaxl said earlier, I think peeing in your shower is downright dumb.  There is a toilet right in the same room!

But, I have my own story to tell.

There were these annoying kids that would swim with me in our swimming pool.  I absolutely abhorred them.  Right when they would come in, I would leave, but not before leaving them a token of my love and appreciation.  ;)


Title: Re: Are You A Public Urinator?
Post by: Genesis on September 08, 2008, 02:27:22 AM
There were these annoying kids that would swim with me in our swimming pool.  I absolutely abhorred them.  Right when they would come in, I would leave, but not before leaving them a token of my love and appreciation.  ;)

You can't try that in the pool I go to. They add some sort of chemical to the water, so that if you pee, it reacts with the urea and turns a bright blue around you :hihi:


Title: Re: Are You A Public Urinator?
Post by: The Chad Cometh on September 08, 2008, 02:58:08 AM
There were these annoying kids that would swim with me in our swimming pool.  I absolutely abhorred them.  Right when they would come in, I would leave, but not before leaving them a token of my love and appreciation.  ;)

You can't try that in the pool I go to. They add some sort of chemical to the water, so that if you pee, it reacts with the urea and turns a bright blue around you :hihi:

Isn't that an urban myth from like 25 years ago?


Title: Re: Are You A Public Urinator?
Post by: Genesis on September 08, 2008, 03:43:56 AM
There were these annoying kids that would swim with me in our swimming pool.  I absolutely abhorred them.  Right when they would come in, I would leave, but not before leaving them a token of my love and appreciation.  ;)

You can't try that in the pool I go to. They add some sort of chemical to the water, so that if you pee, it reacts with the urea and turns a bright blue around you :hihi:

Isn't that an urban myth from like 25 years ago?

Damn, I've been fooled. :o


Title: Re: Are You A Public Urinator?
Post by: crazycheryl on September 08, 2008, 10:50:38 AM
Ok. In college house parties would be so crowded, that literally you had to go outside or hold it and the houses that we traveled to weren't right next door to each other. I have pictures of people pissing outside.

My two best urinating outside stories:

1. In college pissed in a bush and fell and woke up the next day with those sticker weeds stuck in my bush hair.
2. Went to a trade show with a bunch of colleagues and the trade show served drinks, kind of liquored up on the way home, stuck in 2 MPH traffic, got out of a van, ran into a port-o-pot on the highway - they were of course doing construction and got out while the van had only moved maybe 100 feet. Not really public but as public as I will go at this age.


Title: Re: Are You A Public Urinator?
Post by: Sin Cut on September 09, 2008, 09:06:17 AM
After you have to go the first time the beers just go straight thru.

Hell yes if I'm walking to a bar and need to go I just do it into some bush beside the sidewalk.

Sure I try to look that there ain't too many people walking since I'd hate to fight with my dick hanging out and pants halfway down.

I usually down a beer while doing it too.

It kinda fills the empty space the urine leaves behind.