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Title: Man held over bestiality claims, banned from farms Post by: Genesis on July 18, 2008, 09:36:18 AM Man held over bestiality claims (http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/england/london/7512440.stm)
A man has been arrested in south-east London after allegedly having sex with sheep at a farm. The 27-year-old was arrested during a raid on Thursday morning at his home in Dulwich, south-east London, on suspicion of bestiality. It follows several complaints about a man molesting sheep in Botany Bay Lane, Chislehurst, in May and June. A Metropolitan Police spokesman said the man was also held on suspicion of drugs possession with intent to supply. Witnesses reported a man sexually assaulting sheep before running off, often leaving clothing at the scene. It is understood the man was traced after forensic scientists identified DNA recovered from a pair of jogging bottoms found at the scene. Two sheep were found dead in the field during the period of the attacks but it is not known if their deaths were linked. Police are also investigating reports that the suspect took photographs of the animals before the attacks. The crime of bestiality carries a maximum prison sentence of two years. Farm ban for sheep sex arrest man (http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/england/london/7513533.stm) A man arrested for allegedly having sex with sheep has been banned from visiting farmland. The 27-year-old was arrested on suspicion of bestiality by officers at his home in Dulwich, south-east London on Thursday morning. It followed several complaints about a man molesting sheep in Botany Bay Lane, Chislehurst, in May and June. He was bailed on the condition that he does not enter farmyards within the Metropolitan Police area. The arrest was made when witnesses reported a man sexually assaulting sheep before running off, often leaving clothing at the scene. DNA tests It is understood the man was traced after forensic scientists identified DNA recovered from a pair of jogging bottoms found at the scene. Two sheep were found dead in the field during the period of the attacks but it is not known if their deaths were linked. Police are also investigating reports that the suspect took photographs of the animals before the attacks. A Metropolitan Police spokesman said the man was also held on suspicion of drugs possession with intent to supply. The crime of bestiality carries a maximum prison sentence of two years. Title: Re: Man held over bestiality claims, banned from farms Post by: CheapJon on July 18, 2008, 09:46:40 AM if i'm not wrong, beastiality is not illegal in sweden, only if they can prove that the animal didn't like it :hihi:
true story Title: Re: Man held over bestiality claims, banned from farms Post by: Axl4Prez2004 on July 18, 2008, 06:49:23 PM I didn't know D moved to England! :hihi: Cheerie-oh mate!
Cheapjon, good point. There's a reason why God hates sweden. I get all my reliable information from godhatessweden.com ;D Title: Re: Man held over bestiality claims, banned from farms Post by: Albert S Miller on July 19, 2008, 12:08:36 PM It is so wierd that this topic came up on here. My husband and I are business owners here in the pacific nw. About 3 weeks ago one of our employees was found murdered. :o Our employee had apparently hired a handyman to help out around their place. It just so happens the handyman and the homeowners girlfriend decided they liked each other,and mind you she and the homeowner had been in a previous nine yr relationship. Needless to say they breakup, but regardless our employee apparently decided he was not moving out of the home they were sharing and he was not going to give up on his relationship. Well after investigations they found that homeowner (our employee) had pictures of his girlfriend commiting beastiality to a horse and had been using the pictures against the girlfriend to try and make her come home. So in the end the girlfriend and and the new boyfriend murdered him. Well they plotted it together but the new boyfriend actually commited the murder. They were also after his 25,000 life insurance policy as she was the beneficiary, however she didn't read the fine lines, policy wouldn't pay her cuz she murdered him duh!! Anyway in my state beastiality is allowed as long as the animal is larger than you. Pretty sick.
Title: Re: Man held over bestiality claims, banned from farms Post by: polluxlm on July 19, 2008, 12:16:07 PM I don't know, do the animals care? If not I say go for it.
Pleasure for both, no? The part about the animals having to be bigger than you sounds like a decent enough law to me. That way, if he or she doesn't like it, they can take care of the problem. Getting a horses hoove in your balls must be a major turn off. Title: Re: Man held over bestiality claims, banned from farms Post by: BlowUpYourVideo on July 19, 2008, 05:47:37 PM Best thread title ever? Quite possibly.
And is it just me or does the sentence "Farm ban for sheep sex arrest man" not make any sense? Title: Re: Man held over bestiality claims, banned from farms Post by: D on July 21, 2008, 12:09:00 PM Im here to say righ now th at those SHEEP LIE!
I never had sexual relations with any beasts................. I've had a couple double baggers but no beast! Title: Re: Man held over bestiality claims, banned from farms Post by: Lisa on July 21, 2008, 06:02:11 PM hmmm...are you willing to undergo a lie detection device D? hmm? hmm? :hihi:
Title: Re: Man held over bestiality claims, banned from farms Post by: Axl4Prez2004 on July 21, 2008, 06:12:37 PM Im here to say righ now th at those SHEEP LIE! I never had sexual relations with any beasts................. I've had a couple double baggers but no beast! Alright, it had to be said: D's Soundtrack... Track 1: (Going) Down on the Farm -yes, a lot of folks think this tune sucks...and in this case, they're right! :hihi: Track 2: Baaaa'd Obsession Track 3: Ewe Could be Mine! :o Title: Re: Man held over bestiality claims, banned from farms Post by: D on July 21, 2008, 11:54:29 PM Im here to say righ now th at those SHEEP LIE! I never had sexual relations with any beasts................. I've had a couple double baggers but no beast! Alright, it had to be said: D's Soundtrack... Track 1: (Going) Down on the Farm -yes, a lot of folks think this tune sucks...and in this case, they're right! :hihi: Track 2: Baaaa'd Obsession Track 3: Ewe Could be Mine! :o :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: Dont forget You Give Love a BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA'd name Title: Re: Man held over bestiality claims, banned from farms Post by: Sin Cut on July 22, 2008, 01:51:18 AM Here's a pic D draw when he was 4.
(http://teo.esuper.ro/wp-content/images/sheep.gif) Title: Re: Man held over bestiality claims, banned from farms Post by: Rapunzel on July 22, 2008, 02:23:57 AM Here's a pic D draw when he was 4. (http://teo.esuper.ro/wp-content/images/sheep.gif) But he didn't draw something for the sheep to sleep on! :hihi: Where's it house, for heaven's sake D! Title: Re: Man held over bestiality claims, banned from farms Post by: Sin Cut on July 22, 2008, 02:51:41 AM Here's a pic D draw when he was 4. But he didn't draw something for the sheep to sleep on! :hihi: Where's it house, for heaven's sake D! his favorite is the submitted sheep in the upper right corner, it has only the two "important" legs and can't run away. Title: Re: Man held over bestiality claims, banned from farms Post by: Rapunzel on July 22, 2008, 02:55:20 AM I like the one that sits above the sheep on the bottom with the black face. :hihi:
What do you call a sheep with a black face? Title: Re: Man held over bestiality claims, banned from farms Post by: Sin Cut on July 22, 2008, 02:58:53 AM I like the one that sits above the sheep on the bottom with the black face. :hihi: What do you call a sheep with a black face? I don't know, here's D's favorite movie http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0779982/ His other favorite movie is blacksheep mountain. Which is a movie he shot himself when he was camping with SLC. Title: Re: Man held over bestiality claims, banned from farms Post by: Tj on July 22, 2008, 12:36:12 PM Speaking of D and farmyard animals, this seems like a good time for me to resurface for the sake of re-posting this picture I skillfully crafted way back when...
(http://i34.tinypic.com/20z30d1.jpg) Title: Re: Man held over bestiality claims, banned from farms Post by: Rapunzel on July 22, 2008, 12:41:50 PM And you "skillfully crafted" a man's head onto a sheeps body because?
Title: Re: Man held over bestiality claims, banned from farms Post by: Tj on July 22, 2008, 12:54:15 PM Haha you have no idea do ya? :P
Title: Re: Man held over bestiality claims, banned from farms Post by: CheapJon on July 22, 2008, 12:54:44 PM I bought an inflatable sheep (same model as below) to my friend that is the horniest dude i know without ever getting any, he works at a farm and i thought this would keep him away from the sheep, but i dunno maybe it backfired
(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3098/2357867492_bd4b32fc13.jpg?v=0) btw, yeah it's D's head on that sheep Tj posted Title: Re: Man held over bestiality claims, banned from farms Post by: Rapunzel on July 22, 2008, 12:57:48 PM :hihi:
Oh, it's Ds head. Well that makes alot more sense.......I was abit confused there.... I mean, why would you stick a man's head onto a sheep! unless... :confused: Title: Re: Man held over bestiality claims, banned from farms Post by: Tj on July 22, 2008, 01:07:59 PM Unless it were some sort of sick voodoo experiment
Title: Re: Man held over bestiality claims, banned from farms Post by: Sin Cut on July 22, 2008, 02:19:02 PM ..like the time he had a taperecorder playing jon bon jovi interview?
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