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Title: Celebrities you think suck...
Post by: GeraldFord on May 10, 2008, 02:43:53 PM
Hey everyone--just feel like ranting. But who else is with me that this guy sucks. He's a talentless hack whose 15 minutes should have been up--10 minutes ago. I bet his new piece of shit movie flops and that's the end of his career.


Title: Re: Ashton Kutcher
Post by: Axl4Prez2004 on May 10, 2008, 03:14:16 PM
Talentless, yes.  Going away?  Nope.  He hooked onto the Demi Moore fame machine and it aint going away, no matter how badly he and the material he produces, sucks.


Title: Re: Ashton Kutcher
Post by: Chief on May 10, 2008, 04:48:05 PM
he's pretty much a lame star who shouldn't be as famous as he is


Title: Re: Ashton Kutcher
Post by: GNRreunioneventually on May 10, 2008, 10:06:59 PM
ohh kelso :no:






personally i don't think he's that bad, his hieght of fame was while he was doint that 70s show and thats the only part he's really good at playing which is a stupid shalow stoner. which is what his new character is in this new movie of his so i don't think it'd be that bad. Will i pay to see it? probably not. but it is one of those movies i would sneek in to see.

:peace:


Title: Re: Ashton Kutcher
Post by: Bodhi on May 11, 2008, 12:29:14 AM
yes I agree...my gf actually wanted to see his new movie this weekend and I told her ' i would never actually pay money to see one of his movies"..and I saw "Freddy Got Fingered" twice a few years back....


Title: Re: Ashton Kutcher
Post by: fuckin crazy on May 11, 2008, 04:23:24 AM
... stupid shalow stoner.

Hey now, what have you got against stoopid, shallow, stoners from the 70s.   ;D


Title: Re: Ashton Kutcher
Post by: GeraldFord on May 11, 2008, 06:12:05 AM
Anyone see the new add on TV, where he's at some party with a camera---comes off as a total douche....


Title: Re: Ashton Kutcher
Post by: Layne Staley's Sunglasses on May 11, 2008, 06:27:53 AM
His show Punk'd was a poor mans Candid Camera.


Title: Re: Ashton Kutcher
Post by: fuckin crazy on May 11, 2008, 06:44:31 AM
His show Punk'd was a poor mans Candid Camera.

 ... at best.


Title: Re: Celebrities you think suck...
Post by: GeraldFord on May 11, 2008, 07:18:28 AM
Tina Fey--not funny.


Title: Re: Celebrities you think suck...
Post by: fuckin crazy on May 11, 2008, 08:16:24 AM
^I'd eat a mile of her shit just to see where it came from.

Neil Young; the consummate asshole.


Title: Re: Ashton Kutcher
Post by: Albert S Miller on May 11, 2008, 10:42:39 AM
yes I agree...my gf actually wanted to see his new movie this weekend and I told her ' i would never actually pay money to see one of his movies"..and I saw "Freddy Got Fingered" twice a few years back....
Daddy would you like some sausage lol!!! Stupid ass movie.


Title: Re: Celebrities you think suck...
Post by: Dr. Blutarsky on May 11, 2008, 10:52:13 AM
Jane Fonda sucks.

Not sure she qualifies as a celebrity anymore though, she's pretty much long past her prime.


Title: Re: Celebrities you think suck...
Post by: bigcash2002 on May 11, 2008, 07:31:25 PM
Ashton K. is certainly a fuckin douche.
In addition:

Rosie O'donnell (sp?)
Star Jones
Paula Abdul


Title: Re: Celebrities you think suck...
Post by: Lara on May 11, 2008, 07:42:14 PM
More like an internet celebrity... Cory Kennedy  :no:


Title: Re: Ashton Kutcher
Post by: GNRreunioneventually on May 11, 2008, 11:15:10 PM
... stupid shalow stoner.

Hey now, what have you got against stoopid, shallow, stoners from the 70s.   ;D

lol nothing man. I'm actually one myself however, i'm not shallow. I'd fuck any chick that doesn't have hair on her face or an adams apple :hihi:


Title: Re: Celebrities you think suck...
Post by: Mr. Redman on May 11, 2008, 11:24:54 PM
Tila Tequlia.


Title: Re: Celebrities you think suck...
Post by: Bill 213 on May 11, 2008, 11:39:02 PM
First and foremost..........any reality show person.  You're not a fucking celebrity....you're a douchebag that acted like an even bigger douchebag on tv for 15 minutes of fame.  The worst one is that Trischelle from the Real World. 

Dane Cook.......face it dude, other than your frat boy looks........you got nothing.  Your comedy isn't funny and Employee of the Month was one of the most stupendous things I've ever had the displeasure of watching.

Jessica Simpson, Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton, Britney Spears......all talentless whores.  The only thing they'll be remembered for is how much wang they tackled in their heydays.

Carlos Mencia.......okay we get it dude.......you're a mexican who makes fun of other races.  I liked the premise of your show and routines better when Dave Chappelle did them. 

Rosie O'Donnell....once again, we get it dude, you're a loud mouthed lesbian ball of sass.   Stop pretending like the world gives a shit.  Look at Ellen...she's cool, as for you, go choke on a kooch ball.

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And for the person who mentioned "Freddie Got Fingered".......c'mon man....that movie was so stupid it was great.  :rofl:

"I'm the backwards man, the backwards man..........I can walk backwards as fast I can."

Nah...Tom Green is another guy who is funny for a few minutes and then it gets old quick.


Title: Re: Celebrities you think suck...
Post by: Genesis on May 12, 2008, 01:34:20 AM
Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie.
If I hear the term 'Brangelina' again, I swear...


Title: Re: Celebrities you think suck...
Post by: Sin Cut on May 13, 2008, 02:06:01 AM
Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie.
If I hear the term 'Brangelina' again, I swear...

I'd do her.

We got Bj?rk coming to have a show in Finland. Could we have no Bj?rk, please?


Title: Re: Celebrities you think suck...
Post by: Bandita on May 13, 2008, 09:40:56 AM


We got Bj?rk coming to have a show in Finland. Could we have no Bj?rk, please?

Ugh, I can't stand her either.


Title: Re: Celebrities you think suck...
Post by: Drew on May 14, 2008, 07:45:11 AM
I despise Angelina Jolie. Brad Pitt makes me want to puke. Fat pigs Rosie O'Donnell and Michael Moore would be perfect for each other. Others would be Al Gore, George Clooney, Alec Baldwin, Will Smith, Neil Young, Tom Cruise, Oprah Winfrey, Jennifer Tilly, Janeane Garofalo.

That's all I can think of right now but I'm sure there are plenty more.


Title: Re: Celebrities you think suck...
Post by: SLCPUNK on May 14, 2008, 01:47:50 PM
All have probably given more time and more money to charity then you ever will I'm sure.


Title: Re: Celebrities you think suck...
Post by: Drew on May 14, 2008, 05:22:34 PM
To me, charity is not a competition. Any and all charity done right is a good thing.  Besides this has nothing to do with the charity given by the people's names I mentioned.


Title: Re: Celebrities you think suck...
Post by: mrlee on May 14, 2008, 06:04:45 PM
amy winehouse.

shes nothing new, seen it all before. Just another junkie who seems to get a shit load of attention. Who cares, i dont give a fuck if shes shooting up, her choice, let her sort it out.

Not like the news are playing the good saints trying to help her out, they are taking a known face and making them into the victim for some sales.


Title: Re: Celebrities you think suck...
Post by: Ulises on May 14, 2008, 06:20:35 PM
Slash  ;D


Title: Re: Celebrities you think suck...
Post by: SLCPUNK on May 14, 2008, 08:21:37 PM
Besides this has nothing to do with the charity given by the people's names I mentioned.

No, just blind right wing hatred of those on the left. Most, if not all, have given more of their time and money than you ever will to service.


Title: Re: Celebrities you think suck...
Post by: lynn1961 on May 15, 2008, 01:55:42 AM
Good one, SLC!! 

I've seen Rosie O'Donnell mentioned, here, a couple of times.  Personally, I like her audacity to say exactly what she really thinks.  She just has the guts to say it, on public forums, and not give a shit what anyone thinks.  She definitely makes me think twice about a lot of topics!   

Now.....Bill O' Reilly sucks! 


Title: Re: Celebrities you think suck...
Post by: Drew on May 15, 2008, 07:39:43 AM
No, just blind right wing hatred of those on the left. Most, if not all, have given more of their time and money than you ever will to service.

Wrong and wrong again. And you keep going back to this charity competition. A lot of us don't have millions of dollars to give to charity. So no, I will not ever be able to match that. I can only give time and money I can.


Title: Re: Celebrities you think suck...
Post by: CheapJon on May 15, 2008, 08:12:34 AM
pretty much all female pornstars that i've seen sucked..



..not that i've seen any


Title: Re: Celebrities you think suck...
Post by: Gunner80 on May 16, 2008, 01:13:53 AM
The pitts, Mariah Carey, Madonna, Jack White. Those are a few off the top of my head.


Title: Re: Celebrities you think suck...
Post by: fuckin crazy on May 16, 2008, 01:35:44 AM
Though, he has been getting a lot of publicity, of late, That fucking idiot on VH1 with the gold teeth. Stupid, should be painful.


Title: Re: Celebrities you think suck...
Post by: Layne Staley's Sunglasses on May 16, 2008, 01:41:13 AM
Though, he has been getting a lot of publicity, of late, That fucking idiot on VH1 with the gold teeth. Stupid, should be painful.

FLAAAAAAAAAAAVOR FLAVVVVVVVVVVV!


Title: Re: Celebrities you think suck...
Post by: fuckin crazy on May 16, 2008, 01:45:31 AM
YOU SIR,  are responsible for cleaning the biomass off my keyboard. Is there such a thing as a thermonuclear aneurysm?

S-T-R-O-K-E !!!


Title: Re: Celebrities you think suck...
Post by: SLCPUNK on May 16, 2008, 02:35:30 AM
Good one, SLC!! 

I've seen Rosie O'Donnell mentioned, here, a couple of times.  Personally, I like her audacity to say exactly what she really thinks.  She just has the guts to say it, on public forums, and not give a shit what anyone thinks.  She definitely makes me think twice about a lot of topics!   

Now.....Bill O' Reilly sucks! 

I like Rosie because she called out many of her Hollywood peers for asking for money for 9-11 charities, but giving zero money when she called and asked them personally. She really attacked them for that, and deservingly so.

That's why I don't have a "problem" with these celebs that many of the bitter right wing despise. Most, if not all, give their time, and their money to SERVICE WORK. Helping others, which is admirable IMO. They certainly don't have to do a thing, but use their celebrity to bring attention, raise awareness, and money towards a cause they find important. Sean Penn got in a fucking boat and pulled people out of that flood in New Orleans. That's honest, decent, and selfless. How somebody could attack that is beyond me.



Title: Re: Celebrities you think suck...
Post by: Layne Staley's Sunglasses on May 16, 2008, 03:33:31 AM
YOU SIR,  are responsible for cleaning the biomass off my keyboard. Is there such a thing as a thermonuclear aneurysm?

S-T-R-O-K-E !!!

Why do you have plant materials and animal waste on your keyboard?  Going green starting with your computer?

NICE.


Title: Re: Celebrities you think suck...
Post by: Mysteron on May 16, 2008, 02:40:13 PM
One person I didn't take to was Timothy Dalton.

People that become famous are that way for a reason. They are either very driven and confident people, or are high on things they shouldn't be, or related to famous people and high on things they should be.


Title: Re: Celebrities you think suck...
Post by: GeraldFord on May 16, 2008, 09:38:38 PM
All have probably given more time and more money to charity then you ever will I'm sure.

And they make a lot more money too...


Title: Re: Celebrities you think suck...
Post by: GeraldFord on May 16, 2008, 09:39:46 PM
Why is Rosie O'Donnel even famous?


Title: Re: Celebrities you think suck...
Post by: Perfect Criminal on May 17, 2008, 02:37:12 PM
I like Rosie ...

You lost credibility at that point man.  She's a fucking idiot and even most liberals don't want her on their side (except the far far extreme left which everyone here knows you are SLC).  When you defend people like O'Donnell and Moyers and Olbermann and attack Hannity and O'Reilly, you lose credibility.  They are all extreme (except O'Reilly who is probably a tad more moderate).  You have this set of blinders on where you just hate everything said by anyone a hair right of center.  It is hard to take you seriously when you dismiss ever counter point because it comes from a conservative.


Title: Re: Celebrities you think suck...
Post by: Perfect Criminal on May 17, 2008, 02:38:36 PM
Why is Rosie O'Donnel even famous?

Rosi-o-fat is outspoken and gay.  That's as simple as that.


Title: Re: Celebrities you think suck...
Post by: GeraldFord on May 17, 2008, 06:57:18 PM
She was famous well before she came-out.


Title: Re: Celebrities you think suck...
Post by: lynn1961 on May 18, 2008, 12:32:33 AM
I like Rosie ...

You lost credibility at that point man.  She's a fucking idiot and even most liberals don't want her on their side (except the far far extreme left which everyone here knows you are SLC).  When you defend people like O'Donnell and Moyers and Olbermann and attack Hannity and O'Reilly, you lose credibility.  They are all extreme (except O'Reilly who is probably a tad more moderate).  You have this set of blinders on where you just hate everything said by anyone a hair right of center.  It is hard to take you seriously when you dismiss ever counter point because it comes from a conservative.

You think O'Reilly is "moderate"?   Bah, hah, hah, hah, hah, hah!   :rofl:


Title: Re: Celebrities you think suck...
Post by: lynn1961 on May 18, 2008, 12:37:17 AM
Why is Rosie O'Donnel even famous?

Rosi-o-fat is outspoken and gay.  That's as simple as that.

That makes her famous?  Really?   :hihi:

Like RichardNixon said, she was famous before she came out - for being a comedian and a well-loved talk show host. 

You know, you just finished posting something about having a "set of blinders on where you just hate everything said by anyone a hair right of center".    Your above post makes you sound that way, too. 


Title: Re: Celebrities you think suck...
Post by: fuckin crazy on May 18, 2008, 04:54:47 AM
... and high on things they should be.

Where is my 15 minutes?






 Ooh, I passed out. Nevermind!


Title: Re: Celebrities you think suck...
Post by: russkwtx on May 19, 2008, 12:56:43 AM
Paris Hilton
Brittany Spears
Cher (saw her on Oprah the other day, she is like 65 or so and looks 35. OMG, it is too weird to describe.)
Madonna
Actually, I am pretty sick of anything and anyone who comes out of Hollywood.

And no, I am not a misogynist.

To the person who said Neil Young:why is he an asshole? I think he is pretty cool, one of the founders and frequent contributors to Farm Aid. What did he do to you to make you hate him?


Title: Re: Celebrities you think suck...
Post by: D on May 19, 2008, 01:50:05 AM
IM really weird cause I like rosie and Bill Oreilly



Celebrities I think suck are

Andy Dick "How the fuck is this guy famous"

Jude Law sucks

Ithat Andy fat fuck on MTV sucks

Paris Hilton *WTF does she do?



Title: Re: Celebrities you think suck...
Post by: Layne Staley's Sunglasses on May 19, 2008, 02:25:29 AM

To the person who said Neil Young:why is he an asshole? I think he is pretty cool, one of the founders and frequent contributors to Farm Aid. What did he do to you to make you hate him?

I think it was that song Southern Man.


Title: Re: Celebrities you think suck...
Post by: russkwtx on May 19, 2008, 10:19:27 AM
^That song is a rock classic.


Title: Re: Celebrities you think suck...
Post by: Thorned Rose on May 19, 2008, 01:54:32 PM
I can't stand Queen Latifah or Paris Hilton...

hate them

very very dumb people


Title: Re: Celebrities you think suck...
Post by: crazycheryl on May 21, 2008, 02:06:48 PM
Suck my left tit:

Paris Hilton
Nicole Richie
Lindsay Lohen
Brittany Spears
Barbara Walters
The entire Hills cast
Most reality stars because they are just famous for reality and try to milk the crap out of it
Kim Kardashian
Hulk Hogan
Michael Bolton
Brad Pitt
Angelina Jolie
Ryan Seacrest
Kfed

And I know I have more but can't think right now. sorry Brad and Angelina are just too much in the media. And I think what he did to Aniston is shitty. The rest should be self explanatory. Well, Babwa because I am so sick of her talking about her book and going on shows talking about it. Shut up.
Ryan Seacrest hosts everything.


Title: Re: Celebrities you think suck...
Post by: fuckin crazy on May 22, 2008, 02:34:04 AM
To the person who said Neil Young:why is he an asshole? I think he is pretty cool, one of the founders and frequent contributors to Farm Aid. What did he do to you to make you hate him?

I can't remember if it was(probably) me, but he treated some of the people that toured with him, in the 70s, like shit ... basically, he was an ASSHOLE.

 ... and no, it had nothing to do with "Southern Man". Which I love ...


Title: Re: Celebrities you think suck...
Post by: mrbucketfoot on June 03, 2008, 02:40:51 PM
The Pussycat Dolls and any of their ilk with peroxide blonde hair and deep tans who flaunt nothing but their plastic boobies in skimpy outfits. Basically everyone that crazycheryl said. I miss the time when less meant more. Don't get me wrong I enjoy the breasticular arts, sure, but there's a line. I'm tired of flipping through every channel with (not that good looking) girls with their tits hanging out acting like a diva thinking that their the coolest thing since sliced bread. America is breeding a generation of poor, uneducated, pretentious whores. It's disgusting.

People can do what they want however I do feel that people in positions of power shouldn't glorify and flaunt that. And with no strong parental structure to reinforce society's (or the family's) core values, obviously kids will think that it's the "cool" thing to wear next to nothing and place all importance on image and achievement. Very "American", capitalistic attitude. Even when Axl was deep into his sex and party world, he took the time to talk about doing something with your life and getting your proverbial stuff together, because if you don't then you won't succeed nor will you be happy. The devolution process has already begun.

/Rant


Title: Re: Celebrities you think suck...
Post by: Bitch Slap Rappin on June 03, 2008, 02:56:19 PM
 :rofl:  This is a very good thread!!!! I'm smiling from ear to ear because of all the comments. Another one for the books are the day time soap operas. Add to that the freaking talk-shows like Jerry Springer, Opera and what ever stupid realty shows that they have on.
What ever happen to just making quality shows and quality movies? I like to like a celebrity because of his or her acting. Not all the personal drama that may or may not be true.
But the funny thing is their are many who will disagree with me because they claim we need all this personal drama to sell....sell....sell.......... :o


Title: Re: Celebrities you think suck...
Post by: fuckin crazy on June 05, 2008, 03:22:25 AM

Paris Hilton *WTF does she do?



I heard she could suck start a Harley.


Title: Re: Celebrities you think suck...
Post by: Sin Cut on July 09, 2008, 08:09:38 AM


We got Bj?rk coming to have a show in Finland. Could we have no Bj?rk, please?

Ugh, I can't stand her either.

Thank GOD, it was cancelled


Title: Re: Celebrities you think suck...
Post by: MadmanDan on July 09, 2008, 08:35:45 PM
 Why the fuck do you weirdos hate Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie???  Simply because the press realised that their relationship is a goldmine and make pointless news stories about them? Stop reading the tabloids and get a fucking mind of your own...

 


Title: Re: Celebrities you think suck...
Post by: $$$$ on July 13, 2008, 03:35:33 AM
Ill probably take a lot of heat for this but

lately nikki sixx has been getting on my nerves. he seems to be kind of self absorbed, like someone you cant really appreciate because they are always telling you how badass they were and all the cool stuff they used to do. It almost seems like hes bragging but masking it with this whole "its all in the name of helping young addicts" idea (which I think is great if its genuine). The straw that broke the camels back was when I watched motleys behind the music. He came off as such a pompous asshole and told all these stories about himself that would have maybe been cool if it were someone other than himself telling them and ..............................ahhhh Ill shut up now


Title: Re: Celebrities you think suck...
Post by: Layne Staley's Sunglasses on July 13, 2008, 03:25:40 PM
Miley Fucking Cyrus and her perverted dad.