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Title: Second Coming Of Christ
Post by: fuckin crazy on December 18, 2007, 11:01:38 PM
Man Displays Meteorite With Image Of Jesus

CELINA, Texas -- An Abilene man who recently moved to Collin County said he wants to share his gift from the heavens with North Texans.

Terrance Cotton said he wished on what he thought was falling star outside his Abilene home while playing with his dogs. The object headed toward him at lighting speed, he said.

"There was this cracking sound, and it was really loud," Cotton said.

A meteorite crashed into his yard.
(http://i207.photobucket.com/albums/bb259/soliussymbiosus/14867817_240X180.jpg)

"I heard a voice, and it said, 'Look and see if you can see a face,'" he said. "And I looked, and I saw an image of Jesus Christ."

It made headlines in Abilene when it happened almost a year ago. Dozens of people come to his home to see it.

"I've had people look at it, and they can't look at it anymore; it's too much," Cotton said. "And I've had people come in and say they can't see it."

Cotton said he has seen the changes in his life. He is at peace, he said. He hopes the meteorite can be studied.

"I believe science needs to take a look at this and study it to see what it means," Cotton said.

He had scientists from Hardin Simmons University look at the meteorite and confirm it is real.

Several people have offered to buy it for thousands of dollars, Cotton said.




For some reason, I thought he would have an accompaniment of horns and trumpets


Title: Re: Second Coming Of Christ
Post by: *Timothy* on December 18, 2007, 11:11:09 PM
Looks more like the DEVIL TOO ME>


Title: Re: Second Coming Of Christ
Post by: Bandita on December 18, 2007, 11:13:33 PM
I wonder if this guy is related to the chick who saw Mary in her grilled cheese?


Title: Re: Second Coming Of Christ
Post by: Bill 213 on December 18, 2007, 11:20:01 PM
That looks like a big ball of poo to me.  Like in Joe Dirt.


Title: Re: Second Coming Of Christ
Post by: *Timothy* on December 18, 2007, 11:21:13 PM
That looks like a big ball of poo to me.  Like in Joe Dirt.

Space nugget!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Title: Re: Second Coming Of Christ
Post by: Genesis on December 19, 2007, 01:56:42 AM
"I believe science needs to take a look at this and study it to see what it means," Cotton said.

He needs to have his head studied. :yes:


Title: Re: Second Coming Of Christ
Post by: fuckin crazy on December 19, 2007, 04:02:21 AM
It looks to me like Jebus is stoned in that photograph.


Title: Re: Second Coming Of Christ
Post by: LeftToDecay on December 19, 2007, 04:39:02 AM
This  thread doesn't deliver what the topic would suggest, I want my money back. :-\


Title: Re: Second Coming Of Christ
Post by: D on December 19, 2007, 05:25:55 AM
Jesus 2.0

Its Damn Real!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Title: Re: Second Coming Of Christ
Post by: fuckin crazy on December 19, 2007, 07:00:47 AM
This thread doesn't deliver what the topic would suggest, I want my money back. :-\

Well, he did descend from he heavens ...