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Title: I need a Computer nerd Stat!
Post by: GNRreunioneventually on December 12, 2007, 07:15:21 PM
alright this time i got a new monitor. Its awesome except for the fact that everything on this new monitor is all stretched horizontally and i mean everything. words, windows, everything.

is there a way i can ajust it to not be so stretch and get everything back to being porportionate?

thanks in advanced :peace:


Title: Re: I need a Computer nerd Stat!
Post by: GypsySoul on December 12, 2007, 07:26:13 PM
In the Control Panel >> Display >> Display Properties >> Settings >> Screen resolution

mine is set at 1024 by 768 pixels but play with that till you find what's good for you  : ok:


Title: Re: I need a Computer nerd Stat!
Post by: D on December 12, 2007, 07:32:18 PM
Thank God for Computer Nerds!


Title: Re: I need a Computer nerd Stat!
Post by: GNRreunioneventually on December 12, 2007, 07:48:38 PM
In the Control Panel >> Display >> Display Properties >> Settings >> Screen resolution

mine is set at 1024 by 768 pixels but play with that till you find what's good for you? : ok:

thanks Gypsysoul : ok:
 

everything now is at normal size but now the screen is too wide. Like now i can't even see the start menu cuz its out or the backward function on the page :-\ what do i do now?

:peace:


Title: Re: I need a Computer nerd Stat!
Post by: GypsySoul on December 12, 2007, 07:55:41 PM
There should be a button or buttons on the monitor itself.  It might say "menu" or if there's like three of them there's one plain one, one with a minus sign and one with a plus sign.   Press the plain one and you should get a menu listing.  Use the plus or minus buttons to scroll and then the plain one to select.  Try the OSD (On Screen Display) Setting one.  Or the Positioning one.


Title: Re: I need a Computer nerd Stat!
Post by: Mr. Redman on December 12, 2007, 09:40:14 PM
Simple - get a mac.


Title: Re: I need a Computer nerd Stat!
Post by: GNRreunioneventually on December 12, 2007, 09:48:54 PM
thanks Gypsysoul i got it all figured out : ok:

Simple - get a mac.

i wipe my ass with macs


Title: Re: I need a Computer nerd Stat!
Post by: *Timothy* on December 12, 2007, 09:53:45 PM
thanks Gypsysoul i got it all figured out : ok:

Simple - get a mac.

i wipe my ass with macs

You must have pretty bad case of hemroids  then.


Title: Re: I need a Computer nerd Stat!
Post by: GNRreunioneventually on December 12, 2007, 10:42:23 PM
thanks Gypsysoul i got it all figured out : ok:

Simple - get a mac.

i wipe my ass with macs

You must have pretty bad case of hemroids? then.

nope all my shits come out long and hard, Gravity fed my friend. My roids are just fine :yes:

if you want verification i can take a pic and show you


Title: Re: I need a Computer nerd Stat!
Post by: Chief on December 12, 2007, 11:07:59 PM
yes. this should do it.. some even have an auto adjust which usually works well!


There should be a button or buttons on the monitor itself.  It might say "menu" or if there's like three of them there's one plain one, one with a minus sign and one with a plus sign.   Press the plain one and you should get a menu listing.  Use the plus or minus buttons to scroll and then the plain one to select.  Try the OSD (On Screen Display) Setting one.  Or the Positioning one.


Title: Re: I need a Computer nerd Stat!
Post by: Mr. Redman on December 13, 2007, 10:53:08 AM
thanks Gypsysoul i got it all figured out : ok:

Simple - get a mac.

i wipe my ass with macs

Why wipe your ass with a far superior computer?


Title: Re: I need a Computer nerd Stat!
Post by: mrlee on December 13, 2007, 11:53:03 AM
thanks Gypsysoul i got it all figured out : ok:

Simple - get a mac.

i wipe my ass with macs

Why wipe your ass with a far superior computer?

it may be superior, but its not catered for like microsoft machines.

microsoft machines are the easiest to deal with since everythings built/programmed for them pretty much.


Title: Re: I need a Computer nerd Stat!
Post by: Mr. Redman on December 13, 2007, 12:17:31 PM
thanks Gypsysoul i got it all figured out : ok:

Simple - get a mac.

i wipe my ass with macs

Why wipe your ass with a far superior computer?

it may be superior, but its not catered for like microsoft machines.

microsoft machines are the easiest to deal with since everythings built/programmed for them pretty much.

How so? It's set up to go right outta the box, and plus, the apple support is best support for anythign I've ever seen out there. They know what the problem is no matter how you explain it and help you to correct it in like 10 minutes tops.


Title: Re: I need a Computer nerd Stat!
Post by: GNRreunioneventually on December 13, 2007, 05:58:48 PM
thanks Gypsysoul i got it all figured out : ok:

Simple - get a mac.

i wipe my ass with macs

Why wipe your ass with a far superior computer?

it may be superior, but its not catered for like microsoft machines.

microsoft machines are the easiest to deal with since everythings built/programmed for them pretty much.

YEAH!

not as fustrating either


Title: Re: I need a Computer nerd Stat!
Post by: JMack on December 14, 2007, 03:48:06 PM
     Now let me just get this straight.  You needed help with your PC screen and indeed recieved some from a friendly poster in Gypsy Soul.  Where did we stray into wiping asses.  Now is the wiping done with the actual PC or the mouse/keyboard because either way it's not very hygenic and what would be the difference between a Mac or say a Dell when used to wipe your ass?  Is one better than the other in regards to wiping ones ass?
     It's the little things that keep me amused.


Title: Re: I need a Computer nerd Stat!
Post by: chineseblues on December 14, 2007, 04:12:01 PM
thanks Gypsysoul i got it all figured out : ok:

Simple - get a mac.

i wipe my ass with macs

Why wipe your ass with a far superior computer?

I find these types of comments to be hilarious. I've been using PC's my whole life and I can count the number of times on one hand that I've had a major problem. Sure, if it's a cheap machine then it's going to suck, but if you actually buy a quality computer then you shouldn't have any problem no matter if it's a PC or a Mac.


Title: Re: I need a Computer nerd Stat!
Post by: kaasupoltin on December 14, 2007, 04:21:11 PM
Thank god you got a PC so you don't have to ask for any help : ok:


Title: Re: I need a Computer nerd Stat!
Post by: JMack on December 14, 2007, 04:24:23 PM
I'll admit to owning 1 Mac (older) and several (6) Dells. ?I kind of like the P.C. myself. ?I never have a customer service problems either after 1 real bad one. ?Since that 1 bad customer service call where the tech started having me format my PC w/o back up, which I caught before I pressed enter, I was given a direct line and also I think I've spent enough on Dell's to have a dedicated number and I speak to only 2 people. ?I haven't had a problem in awhile though. ?Knock on wood. ?Either way if you like PC's use them, if you like MACs use them. ?They get you to pretty much the same place.
Oh yeah I had a IBM that was real expensive and the service did suck.  My wife used it as a word processor for 12 years until last year.  That was a waste.


Title: Re: I need a Computer nerd Stat!
Post by: chineseblues on December 14, 2007, 08:32:28 PM
Oh yeah I had a IBM that was real expensive and the service did suck.  My wife used it as a word processor for 12 years until last year.  That was a waste.

I have 3 Lenovo systems (they bought the IBM computer manufacturing division a few years ago I believe) 2 desktops and a laptop and they are without a doubt the best systems I've ever used. My one desktop is used for 3d animation and shit and I have no problems at all. I've also dropped my laptop about a million times and that thing still won't die, definitely one of the best brands I've ever come across.