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Title: Steve Vai's BIGGEST fan!
Post by: The Dog on December 11, 2007, 01:13:42 AM
http://youtube.com/watch?v=wAi-2a5SgxA&feature=related

If I was Mr. Vai, I would change my name and leave the country, maybe the planet.

This is scary and hysterical at the same time.


Title: Re: Steve Vai's BIGGEST fan!
Post by: freedom78 on December 11, 2007, 12:59:42 PM
http://youtube.com/watch?v=wAi-2a5SgxA&feature=related

If I was Mr. Vai, I would change my name and leave the country, maybe the planet.

This is scary and hysterical at the same time.

 :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

#1.) Boy, she sure does fellate that carrot for a while!

#2.) Don't you think that if you wanted to impress someone, you'd practice your lines?  She's always stuttering and stumbling...edit!

#3.) I do love that she put on all her jewelry for this.  God, I hope none of those are family hand-downs.  Poor grandma, rolling over in her grave. 

#4.) At one point, she calls "cut" after fucking up...which means that some other psycho actually thought this was a good enough idea to help out.  :nervous:

#5.) It looks like she really tried hard on the cake decorating.

#6.) Was that Meatloaf?  If you want to impress Steve Vai, why are you listening to Meatloaf in your video?

#7.) WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT NOISE?  Did she really just queef on video?  :puke:

#8.) It takes a ballsy chick to compare her pussy noises to Steve Vai's guitaring...I'll give her that!
 


Title: Re: Steve Vai's BIGGEST fan!
Post by: Lisa on December 11, 2007, 06:45:43 PM
that has got to be ONE of the most ridiculous and sad things I have ever watched ::)


Title: Re: Steve Vai's BIGGEST fan!
Post by: freedom78 on December 12, 2007, 12:30:13 AM
Apparently there's an uncensored version where she "blows out" the candle...  :o


Title: Re: Steve Vai's BIGGEST fan!
Post by: SLCPUNK on December 12, 2007, 12:53:22 AM
Did she queef the theme to Rocky there at the end or what?



Title: Re: Steve Vai's BIGGEST fan!
Post by: estranged88 on December 12, 2007, 11:09:34 AM
Maybe im a sick person but I think this may be the funniest thing ive seen in my life.


Title: Re: Steve Vai's BIGGEST fan!
Post by: norway on December 12, 2007, 02:18:21 PM

Women are fucking pigs :yes:


Title: Re: Steve Vai's BIGGEST fan!
Post by: mrlee on December 12, 2007, 02:23:42 PM
im gutted because it wont load for me!


Title: Re: Steve Vai's BIGGEST fan!
Post by: The Dog on December 12, 2007, 02:57:29 PM
I think shes hot.


Title: Re: Steve Vai's BIGGEST fan!
Post by: Verse Chorus Verse on December 12, 2007, 03:06:56 PM
Did anyone actually sit and watch all 9 minutes?


Title: Re: Steve Vai's BIGGEST fan!
Post by: freedom78 on December 12, 2007, 06:33:42 PM

Women are fucking pigs :yes:

 :rofl:  So true.  The only things on their mind are queefing and Steve Vai.  They're animals!  :rofl:


Title: Re: Steve Vai's BIGGEST fan!
Post by: Mr. Redman on December 12, 2007, 09:40:49 PM
What the fuck was that...?!?!?! Hah, wow.


Title: Re: Steve Vai's BIGGEST fan!
Post by: The Dog on December 12, 2007, 10:37:55 PM

Women are fucking pigs :yes:

 :rofl:  So true.  The only things on their mind are queefing and Steve Vai.  They're animals!  :rofl:

Funniest thing I've read all day.  : ok:


Title: Re: Steve Vai's BIGGEST fan!
Post by: Layne Staley's Sunglasses on December 13, 2007, 03:20:22 PM
Poor, defenseless guitar.


Title: Re: Steve Vai's BIGGEST fan!
Post by: Irish rose on December 13, 2007, 04:33:24 PM
Her eyes are a bit too far apart for my liking