Here Today... Gone To Hell!

Thought this thread might be a bit of fun ... or die a miserable death ...

Post the next part of the story, but only 3 words in each post ...

--Start--

Axl was desperately

seeking a way

to stop this

monstrocity we call

Guns N' Fucking Roses

but he couldnt

stop Sebastian talking

Then Interscope called.

and killed them

'cause he was

mentally unstable and

he was drinkin'

tequilla with Bubbles

during Tokyo earthquake.

He saw the

gorilla nazi carry

Matt Sorum away

without his desert

eagle in hand

and then Robin

came onstage with.

Marilyn Manson, who

decided to behead

the security guard

eating a sandwhich

. The sandwich was

Marilyn Mansons balls

on whole wheat

with pepperjack cheese.

 :rofl:

Marylin reattached his

half eaten balls.

Limping badly, he

sacrificed rabbitty the

elephant by cutting

his throat with

a katana. Suddenly

The Chad Cometh

 :rofl: :rofl:

and everyone trembled

because the earthquake

shook them all

up. Then Slash

shaved his balls

and stopped lying

every morning at

the rainbow where

Jarmo accused Slash

of stealing his

axl turd collection

and then bono

revealed he was

a piece of

work by shoving

anal beads in

axls ginger ass

**good god**

which resulted in

fluid seeping out

onto the stage.

A Big Bomb

went off , like

in bonos arse

killing him instantly.

A Big Vampire

decided that this thread got really irrelevant to the G'n'R story but still works out for















*sorry was that a little more than 3 words?
:peace:

**ignoring the last post ...   ;D**
**Doesn't necessarily have to be about G'n'R, more of an excuse to spam**


sucked CDE's cock

so axl said

"Have some candy"

and shit on

this photo of

a dude named

gerrard "fag" way

Tommy told Richard

Duff is awesome!

but i'm better

richard agreed and

so did duff :)

.  DUFFMAN entered, thrusting

ice cold duff

was pured out

making a hazard

in the doorway

where Axl stood

in his bathrobe.

covered in poo

after watching a

kangeroo fly home,

on a magical

dooby roll up

and then the

phone starts ringing

t'was Josh Richman

eating a taco

with hot sause

watching serious porn

smoking crack with

john lennons gf

And Hulk Hogan

Izzy then fired

^that didn't make any sence at all...but;

a desert eagle

at Richard's head

And hit Perla' [fat ass]

in her giant

round ass. She

exploded into pieces

sending rotting chunks

into the audience

then someone bottled

bucketheads statue area

was all covered

(^didnt quite work but oh well)

in donkey poo

buckethead then took

Axl by the

cornrow hair extention

shop in west

**Let's try and make sense shall we?**

.  Jabba the Hutt

slobbered all over

Chinese Democracy Eventually  ;D ;D

and Chads mom

licked her tit

**chunders**

whilst watching CDE

. vince neil decided

fight Chuck Norris

Which resulted in

vince losing weight

as Chuck roundhouse

kicked vince in



*there is such a thing as a round house kick right?*

his face , which



Yes their is a kick called the Roundhouse kick.

resulted in him

getting more plastic

surgery on his

ugly ass nose

then Motley Crue

did a reunion

tour and killed : ok: :headbanger:

theirselves dancin' with

almost famous' mother

being the groupie.

cuz CDE's mom
was looser then
Steven adler's asshole.
but then they realized
they didn't 'want my mom
cause even GNR
have standards also

not to spam so im putting it all in one post.

A fuckwit arrived

turning on the

red hot lovin

when McLovin entered

wearing a thong.

singing Panama with

an Irish lilt.

As the stage

was made from

cheese, mice stormed

The area , demanding

lower taxes (on) cheese

While clubbing a

fat biker chick

to death while

she gave head

to rikki rocket

and I lol'd

. Ricki came so

he sang 'TDTM'

Which wasn't that

sexual for her

So, she chopped

her legs off

and jumped around

stevens small ass

with her pussylips.

spraying piss everywhere

got in rikkis'

fine permed hair.

"I'm showering", she

boldly proclaimed whilst

fingering herself madly

thinking about Axl.

Axl arrived and

shot her head

with cum, leaving

a scent (of) love

in her hair.

which atracted a

swarm  of fangirls

to kill him

and rape his...
tight ass with...
a rusty pliers...

of iron from

a scrapyard. Optimus-Prime

transformed into a

big hairy testical

then transformed into......





a Giant mechanical.....






Barbara Streisand. Then

Jared from Subway

thought he could

could throw a

sub at Perla

del Pacifico Norte

then Scoot asked

"is it Miller-time?"

A priest arrived

with a boy

and (the) Prophet Mohammed

put a jihad

on Good Charlotte

the jihads then

had sex with.......

Mohammeds asshole. then....

two playful mimes

and a nun

played with each

others genitals when

they sucked huge

banana cream popsicles

with teenage nihilists

spuing cum everywhere

while CDE watched.

his mom masturbade

. An earthquake caused

**Let's pay attention to punctuation people  :P**

a rupture in

duffs rotten pancreas

caused by axl's

incredible wailing while

he was beeting......


him up. Scotts.....


drunk ass got

stuck in jail

called up Slash

and slash laughed

his arse off

Then he relized

reuniting with Axl

would piss scott

storch and jesus

 ??? :-\


confused us all.             

Yes. The END!

Until Axl thought

"wheres my dick?"

it's in Eva's

rear end passage

dancing with Mr.

Brownstone, causing the

 :rofl:

drug mule fell

to Steven's spaghetti

which turned mouldy

but he still

mixed it with

cocaine and sauce

to create a

natural aphrodisiac, and

extreme tripper meal

Axl eats it

and floats to

Vince Neils' House

and they finally

have a death

match of hell

Slash heard this

and shit (his) pants

then decided to

hit axl rose

with a rubber

hand grenade bomb

filled with cheese

and cherry pie

(^pun intended)

and some white

powdery, snowy blow.  (end of sentence!)

A giant kangaroo

Fucked Weiland's ass

so hard that

he came drugs.

:rofl: That is just bizarre.

Matt Sorum Rubbed

exotic fruits on

ian astbury so

so monkey's would

sell sanctuary for

  It's not only bizarre, but just wrong!  Especially since Weiland has nothing to do with GnR.

bananas and Adler.

(in the spirit of things)

robert plant asked

to fuck weiland

and kill him

LMAO!! :rofl: :rofl: Scott is having a REAL Bad Day!


For a Chance

to live on

as a professional..

nu-metal rap "artist"

who sucks on

lemon juice...squeezed

till the juice

ran down his

leg, and he

repeated baby X5

Axl's infected hangnail

became lost thread


(sorry, I kind of have fun with this one, so had to bring it back to life, if only for awhile)