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I guess I'm pro enough to write a quick guide How To Karaoke since I'm a certified professional KJ.

First things first; you need a decent KJ, kinda like me. Actually I'll fit the role perfectly.

First time is always just that, first time. You ain't really sure what to do, you might feel nervous and I'm more experienced, I've done it with a lot of different people and you're giving your karaokevirginity and might wonder have I enjoyed it more with someone else.

So let me help you out, I'm a pro, remember, we got a few minutes to talk, so let me make you laugh, and if you're one of those beautiful girls who take my breath away - part with your number; maybe I'm a pro in something else, too.

Oh, and when singing, try not to look like an ape.

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There are some rules tho, to make my job more enjoyable, and helping you perform better.

A. use your voice, there's nothing worse than a singer who don't use that, plus when I hit the mic to max there's a higher possibility that the feedback monitor reaches the mic and feedback sound amplifies pretty fast. It doesn't sound nice and it can break my equipment. So use some voice or don't sing. If you want to do lip sync, do it somewhere else. Period.

B. If you're a first timer, take a song you know, since that way there's something familiar (I might be familiar, tho? ?: ok:)

C. Enjoy. If you don't, it's shows. Also? swal.. smiling helps.

D. Practise. If your first time wasn't that good, you propably sucked, since I performed perfectly once again. So let's do it again!

E. Some people can't sing, even if those websites you google with "how to sing" says differently. I know this for a fact. There are some people that are hopeless. When a hopeless singer "sings" it's a good time to go outside to have a smoke. Even if you DON'T smoke.

F. Don't get too drunk. It's hard to sing if you can't see the words, and it's also much harder to get laid with a man/woman/karaoke jockey if you're drunk as a bat.

I hope everyone found this helpful!

God, you've put this everywhere  :nervous:  :P  :love: