Here Today... Gone To Hell!

Does anyone have any quotes about life?...other then Life Sucks, and then you die lol

like..."Those who mind, dont matter, and those who matter wont mind"...something like that...or that has to do with morales

I'm hornier then a nine peckered billy goat in a field full of gopher holes :hihi:
sumthin like that?? ;D

" shit happens"

" Life is like a box of chocolates,you never know what you are going to get."

I love the fact that a woman posted that.

She's a red hawt Dali Lama momma, yes she is...

One day you are the pigeon, the next day the statue.

... and it stinks.

Why do today what you can put off tomorrow.

There are three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who has the same first name as a city; and never get involved with a woman with a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, and everything else is cream cheese.

Spits out coffee.....

this one is a quote of mine :

Jealousy is like a hot curry, it gives you the shits

man who goes to bed with itchy ass wakes with smelly fingers

"As a well-spent day brings happy sleep, so a life well spent brings a happy death."  - Leonardo da Vinci

I like that one.

I always liked this quote from Charlie Brown

"In the book of life, the answers are not at the back."

Another good one from a Rocky Movie no less  ;D

"It ain't about how hard you hit, it's about how hard you can GET hit and keep moving forward."

That's funny.

I've found, that if you're smart, if you look back you can find many answers for what may lay ahead.