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Title: Guess who the HTGTH poster is game!
Post by: GeraldFord on October 31, 2007, 10:46:26 PM
Guess who I am trying to be, and then mimic the style of another poster for the next person to guess!

I'll go first and make it easy!

U gotta check out the new Bon Jovi, it's great. I've been listening to it so much, my ears are bleeding!


Title: Re: Guess who the HTGTH poster is game!
Post by: GNRreunioneventually on October 31, 2007, 11:24:13 PM
is it D? :D



my turn
"uhh ohhh guys whos ASS would you love to just burry your face in for 6years?"
:rofl:


Title: Re: Guess who the HTGTH poster is game!
Post by: CheapJon on November 01, 2007, 06:33:23 AM
RichardNixon




my turn
true dat.oh .axl is so sexy.i know what id love to do with him.lol


Title: Re: Guess who the HTGTH poster is game!
Post by: LeftToDecay on November 01, 2007, 08:39:46 AM
Best thread ever!!

my turn
true dat.oh .axl is so sexy.i know what id love to do with him.lol
Horsey?


[Thread title: NEED ADVICE!]
Guys and girls, I need Advice. I know these 2 hot girls, Ritva and Milla And cant decide between them? Which one I should take? What do you think?Your opinion about this REALLY means a lot to me. Perhaps I should provide some backround:

....So there I was, parking the  limo in front of the shady Hotel. Taking care of business with Z?ge, Reiska and Teppo-Dun-Dun had taken longer than I thought. Z?ge had a knife after all. I dont like hurting people but mans gotta do what mans gotta do.
Lucky for me, all 3 girls were still waiting for me. Of course they were. Ritva and Milla had been very busy with each other already, which didn't surprise me. I was finally about to allow them have sex with me, after all. Understandably the thought had made them unbearably horny. 

Since I totally respect women and want to treat them well, I was worried, however. It was only 3 girls after all. The mind boggling amount of my raw, sexual energy for just 3 girls to satisfy..I hoped no one would end up hurt. It is important for me people i have sex with don't die; i am unselfish guy like that.
 As foreplay, I removed my shirt and allowed the girls to observe my perfect abs. I am never that horny after violent street fighting but fortunately the hotel room came with a mirror, so things were starting to get exiting for me too pretty soon.

Ohhh god my Abs are so well formed..skin so..perfect. I totally gave my self the "hunk eyes" through the mirror, and began whispering "how are you doin" with my sensual, unbearably sexy voice. Trying different poses.  Then I began to flex a little, and things really got going.  I ran my hands on my lower back, then on my ass. Glad i had shaved that very morning. Skin was so soft, smooth..mmm,just like that.
You guys have no idea how amazing sex is, really. Hope at least some of you get lucky one day.  If you have any questions about location of clitoris, or how to kick a man with a knife in the face so it hurts, just ask and i make thread about it. I like helping people.





Title: Re: Guess who the HTGTH poster is game!
Post by: DarkFairy on November 01, 2007, 11:22:45 AM
Best thread ever!!

my turn
true dat.oh .axl is so sexy.i know what id love to do with him.lol
Horsey?


[Thread title: NEED ADVICE!]
Guys and girls, I need Advice. I know these 2 hot girls, Ritva and Milla And cant decide between them? Which one I should take? What do you think?Your opinion about this REALLY means a lot to me. Perhaps I should provide some backround:

....So there I was, parking the  limo in front of the shady Hotel. Taking care of business with Z?ge, Reiska and Teppo-Dun-Dun had taken longer than I thought. Z?ge had a knife after all. I dont like hurting people but mans gotta do what mans gotta do.
Lucky for me, all 3 girls were still waiting for me. Of course they were. Ritva and Milla had been very busy with each other already, which didn't surprise me. I was finally about to allow them have sex with me, after all. Understandably the thought had made them unbearably horny. 

Since I totally respect women and want to treat them well, I was worried, however. It was only 3 girls after all. The mind boggling amount of my raw, sexual energy for just 3 girls to satisfy..I hoped no one would end up hurt. It is important for me people i have sex with don't die; i am unselfish guy like that.
 As foreplay, I removed my shirt and allowed the girls to observe my perfect abs. I am never that horny after violent street fighting but fortunately the hotel room came with a mirror, so things were starting to get exiting for me too pretty soon.

Ohhh god my Abs are so well formed..skin so..perfect. I totally gave my self the "hunk eyes" through the mirror, and began whispering "how are you doin" with my sensual, unbearably sexy voice. Trying different poses.  Then I began to flex a little, and things really got going.  I ran my hands on my lower back, then on my ass. Glad i had shaved that very morning. Skin was so soft, smooth..mmm,just like that.
You guys have no idea how amazing sex is, really. Hope at least some of you get lucky one day.  If you have any questions about location of clitoris, or how to kick a man with a knife in the face so it hurts, just ask and i make thread about it. I like helping people.





um, sounds like SinCut  :hihi:


Title: Re: Guess who the HTGTH poster is game!
Post by: horsey on November 01, 2007, 11:45:03 AM
as long as axl knows then we allright lol.see there goes that lol again !


Title: Re: Guess who the HTGTH poster is game!
Post by: mrlee on November 01, 2007, 11:50:31 AM
any stories about fighting, sex drugs, and more fighting, is from sincut. defo.


Title: Re: Guess who the HTGTH poster is game!
Post by: Genesis on November 01, 2007, 02:27:22 PM
Best thread ever!!

my turn
true dat.oh .axl is so sexy.i know what id love to do with him.lol
Horsey?


[Thread title: NEED ADVICE!]
Guys and girls, I need Advice. I know these 2 hot girls, Ritva and Milla And cant decide between them? Which one I should take? What do you think?Your opinion about this REALLY means a lot to me. Perhaps I should provide some backround:

....So there I was, parking the  limo in front of the shady Hotel. Taking care of business with Z?ge, Reiska and Teppo-Dun-Dun had taken longer than I thought. Z?ge had a knife after all. I dont like hurting people but mans gotta do what mans gotta do.
Lucky for me, all 3 girls were still waiting for me. Of course they were. Ritva and Milla had been very busy with each other already, which didn't surprise me. I was finally about to allow them have sex with me, after all. Understandably the thought had made them unbearably horny. 

Since I totally respect women and want to treat them well, I was worried, however. It was only 3 girls after all. The mind boggling amount of my raw, sexual energy for just 3 girls to satisfy..I hoped no one would end up hurt. It is important for me people i have sex with don't die; i am unselfish guy like that.
 As foreplay, I removed my shirt and allowed the girls to observe my perfect abs. I am never that horny after violent street fighting but fortunately the hotel room came with a mirror, so things were starting to get exiting for me too pretty soon.

Ohhh god my Abs are so well formed..skin so..perfect. I totally gave my self the "hunk eyes" through the mirror, and began whispering "how are you doin" with my sensual, unbearably sexy voice. Trying different poses.  Then I began to flex a little, and things really got going.  I ran my hands on my lower back, then on my ass. Glad i had shaved that very morning. Skin was so soft, smooth..mmm,just like that.
You guys have no idea how amazing sex is, really. Hope at least some of you get lucky one day.  If you have any questions about location of clitoris, or how to kick a man with a knife in the face so it hurts, just ask and i make thread about it. I like helping people.





Damn, that was funny. Thanks L2D. :hihi:


Title: Re: Guess who the HTGTH poster is game!
Post by: CheapJon on November 01, 2007, 03:39:53 PM
yeah i think everyone has agreed that it was sin cut right?? :hihi: great one btw :yes:
(yeah mine were horsey)


i'll do another one:

Thread title: "check out this new Swedish sleaze band that totally rock"

Hey Guys, wow you have to check this new swedish sleaze/glam band band (not a hair band, i hate when people say that) they are like the new Cinderella-RATT mixed with skid row and GNR, kinda cheese but good cheese

let me hear what you think?


Title: Re: Guess who the HTGTH poster is game!
Post by: freedom78 on November 01, 2007, 03:49:36 PM
yeah i think everyone has agreed that it was sin cut right?  :hihi: great one btw :yes:
(yeah mine were horsey)


i'll do another one:

Thread title: "check out this new Swedish sleaze band that totally rock"

Hey Guys, wow you have to check this new swedish sleaze/glam band band (not a hair band, i hate when people say that) they are like the new Cinderella-RATT mixed with skid row and GNR, kinda cheese but good cheese

let me hear what you think?


Is that one mrlee? 


How 'bout this:

...but the real trouble started when the Illuminati got together with the Masons.  That's when World War V was secretly declared, as was spelled out in the fine print in the Kyoto Agreement, as dictated by the Secretary of Defense's alien overlords on Snuglevar Prime, which is a secretly planning an invasion, the staging area for which is the Oort Cloud.  Of course, it all comes down to money.


Title: Re: Guess who the HTGTH poster is game!
Post by: SLCPUNK on November 01, 2007, 04:10:30 PM
haha, who could that be?

 :hihi:


Title: Re: Guess who the HTGTH poster is game!
Post by: polluxlm on November 01, 2007, 04:41:57 PM
Yeah, we're gonna need some additional hints on that one.^^

This one should be easy:

Mobilization of big words in how idiosyncratic germaneness it and allotment accede appositeness it. Primogenial when in a commodious confabulation exigency (Analogous when your consorted multitudinous of perspicacious plebeians) vamoose adjacent with their repartee and masquerade cognize by salaaming your belfry and prehending your mentum. When preferential upon for your presupposition, conjecture some big words you contemplationed in the concordance lang syne eventide (you compassed this impeccable??).



Title: Re: Guess who the HTGTH poster is game!
Post by: mrlee on November 01, 2007, 05:57:56 PM
yeah i think everyone has agreed that it was sin cut right?  :hihi: great one btw :yes:
(yeah mine were horsey)


i'll do another one:

Thread title: "check out this new Swedish sleaze band that totally rock"

Hey Guys, wow you have to check this new swedish sleaze/glam band band (not a hair band, i hate when people say that) they are like the new Cinderella-RATT mixed with skid row and GNR, kinda cheese but good cheese

let me hear what you think?


Is that one mrlee? 


How 'bout this:

...but the real trouble started when the Illuminati got together with the Masons.  That's when World War V was secretly declared, as was spelled out in the fine print in the Kyoto Agreement, as dictated by the Secretary of Defense's alien overlords on Snuglevar Prime, which is a secretly planning an invasion, the staging area for which is the Oort Cloud.  Of course, it all comes down to money.

 :hihi:

Who else do you think it could be?


Title: Re: Guess who the HTGTH poster is game!
Post by: Sin Cut on November 02, 2007, 05:28:36 AM
Best thread ever!!

my turn
true dat.oh .axl is so sexy.i know what id love to do with him.lol
Horsey?


[Thread title: NEED ADVICE!]
Guys and girls, I need Advice. I know these 2 hot girls, Ritva and Milla And cant decide between them? Which one I should take? What do you think?Your opinion about this REALLY means a lot to me. Perhaps I should provide some backround:

....So there I was, parking the? limo in front of the shady Hotel. Taking care of business with Z?ge, Reiska and Teppo-Dun-Dun had taken longer than I thought. Z?ge had a knife after all. I dont like hurting people but mans gotta do what mans gotta do.
Lucky for me, all 3 girls were still waiting for me. Of course they were. Ritva and Milla had been very busy with each other already, which didn't surprise me. I was finally about to allow them have sex with me, after all. Understandably the thought had made them unbearably horny.?

Since I totally respect women and want to treat them well, I was worried, however. It was only 3 girls after all. The mind boggling amount of my raw, sexual energy for just 3 girls to satisfy..I hoped no one would end up hurt. It is important for me people i have sex with don't die; i am unselfish guy like that.
 As foreplay, I removed my shirt and allowed the girls to observe my perfect abs. I am never that horny after violent street fighting but fortunately the hotel room came with a mirror, so things were starting to get exiting for me too pretty soon.

Ohhh god my Abs are so well formed..skin so..perfect. I totally gave my self the "hunk eyes" through the mirror, and began whispering "how are you doin" with my sensual, unbearably sexy voice. Trying different poses.? Then I began to flex a little, and things really got going.? I ran my hands on my lower back, then on my ass. Glad i had shaved that very morning. Skin was so soft, smooth..mmm,just like that.
You guys have no idea how amazing sex is, really. Hope at least some of you get lucky one day.? If you have any questions about location of clitoris, or how to kick a man with a knife in the face so it hurts, just ask and i make thread about it. I like helping people.





Taht was great!

btw my dog is Milla.

And what's there to decide with girls when one can have them both  : ok:  :hihi:

Ok my turn!

My granfather was a polish refugee in the polish resistance and Poland means a lot to me, and while I was teaching history to children while acting in the new Brokeback mountain 2: Anal Cry For Pain I realized the well-fare of the europe must thank my dad, born in 1963, and when while I was in Australia having a seminar about brainsurgery and the new treament I discovered when in helping the resistance with my mom in 1942 using google


Title: Re: Guess who the HTGTH poster is game!
Post by: Loaded NightraiN on November 02, 2007, 06:14:58 AM
^ Tha'd be our good buddy Stolat... What ever happened to him?  :hihi:





Hahah  south park was so funny last night hahaha  :rofl:  :peace::lmao:


Title: Re: Guess who the HTGTH poster is game!
Post by: DarkFairy on November 02, 2007, 06:46:44 AM
She has banned written under her name, stolat that is  :beer:


Title: Re: Guess who the HTGTH poster is game!
Post by: mrlee on November 02, 2007, 09:38:26 AM
lol at the stolat impression im gutted because i wanted to do her her XD


Title: Re: Guess who the HTGTH poster is game!
Post by: BlowUpYourVideo on November 02, 2007, 11:06:19 AM
i wanted to do her her XD

:o
You should have told her before she got banned.


Title: Re: Guess who the HTGTH poster is game!
Post by: mrlee on November 02, 2007, 12:35:23 PM
i wanted to do her her XD

:o
You should have told her before she got banned.

LOL, i ment i wanted to do her as in, impersonate her.


Title: Re: Guess who the HTGTH poster is game!
Post by: LeftToDecay on November 02, 2007, 03:35:27 PM


Taht was great!

btw my dog is Milla.


I'm glad that you liked it!  *hugz!*
Naming dogs after girls now huh?:o

Keep em coming people!



Hahah  south park was so funny last night hahaha  :rofl:  :peace::lmao: [/i]

Chin.Dem.Eventually?

Another one,



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Title: Re: Guess who the HTGTH poster is game!
Post by: SLCPUNK on November 02, 2007, 04:36:27 PM
haha, gee goly......could it be? Gypsywutshername...........


Title: Re: Guess who the HTGTH poster is game!
Post by: Verse Chorus Verse on November 02, 2007, 05:38:43 PM
Thumper?


Title: Re: Guess who the HTGTH poster is game!
Post by: LeftToDecay on November 02, 2007, 05:44:25 PM
haha, gee goly......could it be? Gypsywutshername...........
yeah, Gypsy:)


Title: Re: Guess who the HTGTH poster is game!
Post by: Robman? on November 02, 2007, 11:31:01 PM
Thankfully my posts are diverse and therefore inimitable.


Title: Re: Guess who the HTGTH poster is game!
Post by: GeraldFord on November 02, 2007, 11:49:13 PM
Thankfully my posts are diverse and therefore inimitable.

Who am I?


Title: Re: Guess who the HTGTH poster is game!
Post by: BlowUpYourVideo on November 03, 2007, 09:15:20 AM
Thankfully my posts are diverse and therefore inimitable.

Who am I?

Jim?


Title: Re: Guess who the HTGTH poster is game!
Post by: mrlee on November 03, 2007, 09:53:25 AM
well since this thing is random and insane.

i am going to impersonate someone....

(dont get offeded by this if you read it person im imitating, its all good fun)

"yeah i totally agree jarmo!!! GET ON BOARD OR FUCK OFF, END OF. AXL RULES AND SO DOES GUNS N ROSES, THIS ISNT GUNS N ROSES 2007, THIS IS. GUNS N ROSES. YOU TELL EM JARMO, YEAH, AXL RULES."


Title: Re: Guess who the HTGTH poster is game!
Post by: CheapJon on November 03, 2007, 01:35:36 PM
well since this thing is random and insane.

i am going to impersonate someone....

(dont get offeded by this if you read it person im imitating, its all good fun)

"yeah i totally agree jarmo!!! GET ON BOARD OR FUCK OFF, END OF. AXL RULES AND SO DOES GUNS N ROSES, THIS ISNT GUNS N ROSES 2007, THIS IS. GUNS N ROSES. YOU TELL EM JARMO, YEAH, AXL RULES."

jim bob


Title: Re: Guess who the HTGTH poster is game!
Post by: mrlee on November 03, 2007, 02:11:00 PM
well since this thing is random and insane.

i am going to impersonate someone....

(dont get offeded by this if you read it person im imitating, its all good fun)

"yeah i totally agree jarmo!!! GET ON BOARD OR FUCK OFF, END OF. AXL RULES AND SO DOES GUNS N ROSES, THIS ISNT GUNS N ROSES 2007, THIS IS. GUNS N ROSES. YOU TELL EM JARMO, YEAH, AXL RULES."

jim bob

correctimundo!
go ahead n take your turn whoevers next.


Title: Re: Guess who the HTGTH poster is game!
Post by: SLCPUNK on November 04, 2007, 02:28:24 PM
"i don't mean this in a gay way or anything, i am just saying that if i were a woman i'd total fuck Bon Jovi. The guy is hawt and has g8 songs. fuck all you haters anyway."


Title: Re: Guess who the HTGTH poster is game!
Post by: LeftToDecay on November 04, 2007, 07:00:55 PM
"i don't mean this in a gay way or anything, i am just saying that if i were a woman i'd total fuck Bon Jovi. The guy is hawt and has g8 songs. fuck all you haters anyway."

That has to be D? Again!:D
No other self proclaimed hetero sexual male is into Bon Jovi?


Another one,











*Mention about amount of VR records out there.* Mention about amount of new GNR records out there* *Paragraph about how cool Slash is*
*Paragraph about how Weiland isnt THAT bad, and even if he is, how Axl is still bigger asshole*  *Paragraph about How Axl didnt even HAVE a house in 2006*


Haha,are you a comedian?Because  that was actually funny.

I have explained this over and over again and you guys still don't get it.

You dont know me and your opinnion is bullshit.
People like you will never get it and piss me off.

Slash was at Axl's house in 2006 and you are telling me fires in the region just "happened"?

I give you an example.
Your family lives in a house. Your house has been Blue. You want to surprise everyone and paint it red.
So you start painting your house red. You are 99.99999% done when you run out of paint. You go to store and use lots of money to buy new paint. Its on discount, you have lots of money  so you get lots of paint. Cant  hurt to have some paint in stock.
Your wife gets home after being at her sister's place for 7 months for whatever reason, you dont care. She sees the house and gets pissed off, and files a divorce.
So she isnt going to help you carry the paint. You can't do it all by yourself so you hire help.
Then guy who was holding 4 barrels goes on Fragility tour for few years and you need to wait around.
Other guy goes to buy pack of cigarettes and never comes back. So you need to get new paint guy.
Then when you finally arrive back at your house, you realize Slash has fucking burned it.
I bet you'd be pissed off too.

There are other sites where you can talk about burning houses, or having blue houses  all you want. This site is  and has always been about painting houses  red.
No one here wants to talk about guys who lived in blue house.
Painting houses red is what I have supported ever since 1989. : ok: