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Title: What would you do for CD to come out this year (2007)
Post by: BenDrinking49 on October 01, 2007, 03:22:19 PM
I have read some people on some other posts say that they would shave their balls or shave their hair if CD would come out this year. What I would like to hear from you all is, what would you do, if you know that if you did it, CD would come out in 2007?

I am just trying to see how desperate people are for the record to come out and what people would do to see CD come out in '07.

Be creative people...this might be really interesting/funny to hear.

I will start it off.

I would wax off all my body hair (arms, legs, chest) if I could assure that CD comes out in 2007.

Next -

Ben


Title: Re: What would you do for CD to come out this year (2007)
Post by: CheapJon on October 01, 2007, 03:23:41 PM
i'd change underwear!!? :o

but really.. i would ;)

no but really.. is shaving your balls a "sacrifice" to get CD?  :hihi:


Title: Re: What would you do for CD to come out this year (2007)
Post by: Lucky on October 01, 2007, 03:36:18 PM
I'd pay 15-20$


Title: Re: What would you do for CD to come out this year (2007)
Post by: greendog on October 01, 2007, 03:36:53 PM
Id donate a bollock.


Show how confident I am about it coming out :)


Title: Re: What would you do for CD to come out this year (2007)
Post by: Verse Chorus Verse on October 01, 2007, 04:00:07 PM
I'd beat myself to death with my own arm.
Wait.


Title: Re: What would you do for CD to come out this year (2007)
Post by: LIGuns on October 01, 2007, 04:12:08 PM
I too would pay about $20.00 for CD to come out...


Title: Re: What would you do for CD to come out this year (2007)
Post by: bazgnr on October 01, 2007, 04:16:04 PM
Hey, considering Radiohead just announced that their new album will be out in nine - that right, NINE - days, I'm not even close to giving up hope that Democracy will have a 2007 release...   :peace:


Title: Re: What would you do for CD to come out this year (2007)
Post by: bodine on October 01, 2007, 04:17:55 PM
I would pre-order it from amazon.com if I thought it would actually come out this year.


Title: Re: What would you do for CD to come out this year (2007)
Post by: snakepiter on October 01, 2007, 04:54:33 PM
buy it.....considering some people will dwld.


Title: Re: What would you do for CD to come out this year (2007)
Post by: AdZ on October 01, 2007, 04:58:28 PM
Keep working here.


Title: Re: What would you do for CD to come out this year (2007)
Post by: Robman? on October 01, 2007, 05:00:19 PM
Hey, considering Radiohead just announced that their new album will be out in nine - that right, NINE - days, I'm not even close to giving up hope that Democracy will have a 2007 release...   :peace:

too bad they're practically forcing people to download it. its costs 40 pounds to buy, but it can be downloaded for any price. pretty shitty idea really


Title: Re: What would you do for CD to come out this year (2007)
Post by: TWAT RULES on October 01, 2007, 05:00:24 PM
i would fuck a fat chick


Title: Re: What would you do for CD to come out this year (2007)
Post by: GNRreunioneventually on October 01, 2007, 05:08:30 PM
I have read some people on some other posts say that they would shave their balls...........

yeah that was me ;D

.. is shaving your balls a "sacrifice" to get CD? :hihi:

yes :hihi: don't you play with your pubes? :P

jk btw



but really to hear everything thats recorded on or off CHINESE DEMOCRACY i think i'd either suck some ones dick (i don't give a shit anymore) or kill a man :-X

either one i'm game :headbanger: :peace:


Title: Re: What would you do for CD to come out this year (2007)
Post by: Verse Chorus Verse on October 01, 2007, 05:11:10 PM
God damn it, I'm revoking your man card for that.


Title: Re: What would you do for CD to come out this year (2007)
Post by: LawsonsLaw007 on October 01, 2007, 05:12:52 PM
i would fuck a fat chick

that ones tough  but i think i would do that to

                                    300~!~

Peace


Title: Re: What would you do for CD to come out this year (2007)
Post by: CheapJon on October 01, 2007, 05:25:19 PM
.. is shaving your balls a "sacrifice" to get CD? :hihi:

yes :hihi: don't you play with your pubes? :P
play with pubes? wtf? :no:? and here's a warning for too much information:
I already shave it : ok: :hihi:

but really to hear everything thats recorded on or off CHINESE DEMOCRACY i think i'd suck some ones dick (i don't give a shit anymore)
what do you mean you don't give a shit anymore? :hihi:


Title: Re: What would you do for CD to come out this year (2007)
Post by: GNRreunioneventually on October 01, 2007, 06:30:40 PM
.. is shaving your balls a "sacrifice" to get CD? :hihi:

yes :hihi: don't you play with your pubes? :P
play with pubes? wtf  :no:  and here's a warning for too much information:
I already shave it : ok: :hihi:

but really to hear everything thats recorded on or off CHINESE DEMOCRACY i think i'd suck some ones dick (i don't give a shit anymore)
what do you mean you don't give a shit anymore? :hihi:

:lmao:
i said that meaning i don't care what i have to do I"LL DO IT!

God damn it, I'm revoking your man card for that.
:rofl: :lmao: Its what you call a "determined, Loyal fan" :hihi:

btw i was jkin'....................................................................or was i  :confused:


Title: Re: What would you do for CD to come out this year (2007)
Post by: slashsbaconpit on October 01, 2007, 06:50:41 PM
I would sell my little brother into the Turkish Sex Mofia?s Slavery Ring. That probably wouldn?t have any use for him, but I?d do it anyway.


Title: Re: What would you do for CD to come out this year (2007)
Post by: Axl4Prez2004 on October 01, 2007, 06:57:21 PM
I'd sign my name on a petition...damn, get a million names with a million payments and they could do a fucking pre-order!
Why in the world don't they do that?  Once they hit a million pre-orders, release the album!   :peace:


Title: Re: What would you do for CD to come out this year (2007)
Post by: horsey on October 01, 2007, 07:18:59 PM
I GO TO A REHAP LOL. yeah ok if it did happen huh.


Title: Re: What would you do for CD to come out this year (2007)
Post by: MikeD on October 01, 2007, 09:31:54 PM
Shave my balls. :rofl:


Title: Re: What would you do for CD to come out this year (2007)
Post by: guns_n_motley on October 01, 2007, 10:05:27 PM
i would fuck a fat chick

 :rofl: of course you would need chinese democracy first. Because ONLY the sound of "prostitute" will make you able to get wood :hihi:


Title: Re: What would you do for CD to come out this year (2007)
Post by: crayallica on October 01, 2007, 11:41:35 PM
Find Tommy Hilfiger and give him another beating. We seemed so close back then.


Title: Re: What would you do for CD to come out this year (2007)
Post by: Chief on October 02, 2007, 12:44:54 AM
Pre order the new radiohead box set.


Title: Re: What would you do for CD to come out this year (2007)
Post by: Rockin' Rose on October 02, 2007, 12:49:12 AM
Call my friends and say "told you so!"


Title: Re: What would you do for CD to come out this year (2007)
Post by: NicoRourke on October 02, 2007, 06:31:42 AM

I'd run in my street, butt naked, with the CD in my hand and screaming like a mad man :yes:


Title: Re: What would you do for CD to come out this year (2007)
Post by: Nytunz on October 02, 2007, 08:00:32 AM
Its not up to me to do anything.. so i guess, i wouldnt do jack shit..  :hihi:


Title: Re: What would you do for CD to come out this year (2007)
Post by: russtcb on October 02, 2007, 09:56:02 AM
Its not up to me to do anything.. so i guess, i wouldnt do jack shit..  :hihi:

Yeah really. I can understand the original thought behind this thread, but since there's not a thing any of us can do, I guess I'd have to concur with your answer.


Title: Re: What would you do for CD to come out this year (2007)
Post by: ppbebe on October 02, 2007, 11:29:09 AM
Ditto to the above 2.

however, some are mistaken about the original post and  talking about what they will do when they see the release/announcement, perhaps.

Like I already said in the other thread, I just can't wait for the visual proofs, eg pics, that doubters make their words good.  :love:


Title: Re: What would you do for CD to come out this year (2007)
Post by: Rirobinson on October 02, 2007, 11:41:55 AM
Wake up in other reality?  :smoking:


Title: Re: What would you do for CD to come out this year (2007)
Post by: Evil Ash on October 02, 2007, 12:00:07 PM
I bet someone's gonna bump this thread in 2012 and we'll all have a laugh :hihi:


Title: Re: What would you do for CD to come out this year (2007)
Post by: Eazy E on October 02, 2007, 12:13:38 PM
Eat a Klondike bar.... but, what would I do for that?


Title: Re: What would you do for CD to come out this year (2007)
Post by: ppbebe on October 02, 2007, 12:50:06 PM
I bet someone's gonna bump this thread in 2012 and we'll all have a laugh :hihi:

While my bet is that this thread will be bumped up in less than two months and many posts will be laughed at. massive time for  'I told you so!'. and soon to be forgotten. But, hey that will make a great entertainment. The more the merrier. take a dare.  :D


Title: Re: What would you do for CD to come out this year (2007)
Post by: Lucky on October 02, 2007, 04:03:14 PM
Call my friends and say "told you so!"


lol. yeah... that would be worth it.


Title: Re: What would you do for CD to come out this year (2007)
Post by: GNRreunioneventually on October 02, 2007, 05:57:40 PM
I bet someone's gonna bump this thread in 2012 and we'll all have a laugh :hihi:

i don't know if i'd laugh i'd probably cry :'( :(


Title: Re: What would you do for CD to come out this year (2007)
Post by: snakepiter on October 02, 2007, 06:01:03 PM
what if we all buy a major u.s. newspaper page and say? a heart felt thank you to axl for the album????

with our names in it : ok:

seriously.


Title: Re: What would you do for CD to come out this year (2007)
Post by: guns_n_motley on October 02, 2007, 06:24:13 PM
didnt brett meisner say on here that if Chinese democracy didnt come out in 06 he would walk the streets of LA naked and videotape it for us ???


Title: Re: What would you do for CD to come out this year (2007)
Post by: russtcb on October 02, 2007, 07:45:59 PM
what if we all buy a major u.s. newspaper page and say? a heart felt thank you to axl for the album????

with our names in it : ok:

seriously.

We can let him know we appreciate it by buying it.


Title: Re: What would you do for CD to come out this year (2007)
Post by: horsey on October 02, 2007, 09:46:26 PM
i think truely i would just lisen to the cd ,really.an crack a few beers an blast it loudly.driving my niegboors crazy lol.
 :beer:


Title: Re: What would you do for CD to come out this year (2007)
Post by: Randy Jesus on October 02, 2007, 10:34:04 PM
I would shave my crotch, penis, balls... Then I would Pierce my cock until it looked like swiss cheese... Then tattoo Kanji on the free space on the head of my cock... Pump saline solution into my sack so it looks like a basketball. Put on bondage gear and fuck a fat trailer trash chick while taking it up the ass by her brother in the middle of a busy intersection... Only if Axl releases Chinese Democracy, I would take one for the team!!!


Title: Re: What would you do for CD to come out this year (2007)
Post by: jarmo on October 02, 2007, 11:32:15 PM
I would shave my crotch, penis, balls... Then I would Pierce my cock until it looked like swiss cheese... Then tattoo Kanji on the free space on the head of my cock... Pump saline solution into my sack so it looks like a basketball. Put on bondage gear and fuck a fat trailer trash chick while taking it up the ass by her brother in the middle of a busy intersection...

You know, the topic isn't "What are your plans for the weekend".....



/jarmo


Title: Re: What would you do for CD to come out this year (2007)
Post by: GNRreunioneventually on October 02, 2007, 11:58:38 PM
I would shave my crotch, penis, balls... Then I would Pierce my cock until it looked like swiss cheese... Then tattoo Kanji on the free space on the head of my cock... Pump saline solution into my sack so it looks like a basketball. Put on bondage gear and fuck a fat trailer trash chick while taking it up the ass by her brother in the middle of a busy intersection...

You know, the topic isn't "What are your plans for the weekend".....



/jarmo

:lmao: :lmao: :lmao :lmao: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

omg hellhole that was priceless : ok:


Title: Re: What would you do for CD to come out this year (2007)
Post by: BurningHills on October 03, 2007, 12:08:03 AM
I would shave my crotch, penis, balls... Then I would Pierce my cock until it looked like swiss cheese... Then tattoo Kanji on the free space on the head of my cock... Pump saline solution into my sack so it looks like a basketball. Put on bondage gear and fuck a fat trailer trash chick while taking it up the ass by her brother in the middle of a busy intersection...

You know, the topic isn't "What are your plans for the weekend".....



/jarmo

Brilliant!  :rofl:


Title: Re: What would you do for CD to come out this year (2007)
Post by: jazjme on October 03, 2007, 12:30:52 AM
Wow, that was hilarious!


Title: Re: What would you do for CD to come out this year (2007)
Post by: Lostrose on October 03, 2007, 12:50:37 AM
I'd give up watching porn.

Wait, what am i saying?  no i wouldn't.....


Title: Re: What would you do for CD to come out this year (2007)
Post by: the dirt on October 03, 2007, 12:54:13 AM
I'd go to work naked.


Title: Re: What would you do for CD to come out this year (2007)
Post by: MYWIFEMYLIFE on October 03, 2007, 04:11:42 AM
i'd miss a fenerbah?e match. nah, maybe the first half.


Title: Re: What would you do for CD to come out this year (2007)
Post by: Randy Jesus on October 03, 2007, 09:57:57 AM
I would shave my crotch, penis, balls... Then I would Pierce my cock until it looked like swiss cheese... Then tattoo Kanji on the free space on the head of my cock... Pump saline solution into my sack so it looks like a basketball. Put on bondage gear and fuck a fat trailer trash chick while taking it up the ass by her brother in the middle of a busy intersection...

You know, the topic isn't "What are your plans for the weekend".....



/jarmo

 :hihi:


Title: Re: What would you do for CD to come out this year (2007)
Post by: Oh My Choking Soul on October 03, 2007, 10:46:10 AM
I would shamlessly promote the new album to friends and check these forums on a daily basis until it was released... um nevermind... I'm already doing everything I can and will do.


Title: Re: What would you do for CD to come out this year (2007)
Post by: deanaxlrose on October 03, 2007, 11:56:06 AM
I sold my soul to the devil..


Title: Re: What would you do for CD to come out this year (2007)
Post by: crazycheryl on October 03, 2007, 02:49:22 PM
I would be Axl's personal slave for the rest of his life. Or mine. And even though I'd love to service him in one way, I would do everything he asked even if it was to jump off a bridge - of course I would plan this.


Title: Re: What would you do for CD to come out this year (2007)
Post by: Csavoie on October 09, 2007, 03:16:36 PM
 I'm a go out and buy it, see what it sounds
like, to see what all the waiting was for so long and all the talking
about the CD was about.


Title: Re: What would you do for CD to come out this year (2007)
Post by: axlssis on October 10, 2007, 11:54:55 PM
^^i'll believe it when i see it.

i wouldn't do anything all crazy for cd to come out, i'll just wait on it. 


Title: Re: What would you do for CD to come out this year (2007)
Post by: Lostrose on November 14, 2007, 02:38:57 AM
I sold my soul to the devil..

it didn't work.  Take one for the team, try again.


Title: Re: What would you do for CD to come out this year (2007)
Post by: suicide on November 14, 2007, 03:04:29 AM
It wouldn't be that wise to release CD this year. GN'R's popularity is at an absolute low. The tour ended months and months ago and nothing has been heard from GN'R since. Yes, Axl will be on Sebastian's new record but for those of us who already heard the songs, well, they won't change history.

So, I wouldn't want to do anything for CD to come out this year. It's too late to increase GN'R's popularity so sales would suck.

It's been a very long come-back for Axl (7 years since the first concert), another few months won't make any difference.


Title: Re: What would you do for CD to come out this year (2007)
Post by: gav on November 14, 2007, 03:19:58 AM
I would visit this site a couple of times a day to find out everything I could about this album,.....fuck....doin that now

we really are tortured fools!


Title: Re: What would you do for CD to come out this year (2007)
Post by: axlssis on November 14, 2007, 12:13:42 PM
It wouldn't be that wise to release CD this year. GN'R's popularity is at an absolute low. The tour ended months and months ago and nothing has been heard from GN'R since. Yes, Axl will be on Sebastian's new record but for those of us who already heard the songs, well, they won't change history.

So, I wouldn't want to do anything for CD to come out this year. It's too late to increase GN'R's popularity so sales would suck.

It's been a very long come-back for Axl (7 years since the first concert), another few months won't make any difference.


so what that the tour ened monthes ago.  like holding cd till next year will make their popularity grow.  if anything, more fans will get tired of waiting even longer and just give up on it.  i really don't think when it's released, this year or next, is going to effect the sales that much.  if people want it they will buy no matter what year it comes out.


Title: Re: What would you do for CD to come out this year (2007)
Post by: ppbebe on November 14, 2007, 12:42:24 PM
we really are tortured fools!

Are you? I'm not a fool and I haven't ever been tortured. I enjoy myself coming here. ???


Title: Re: What would you do for CD to come out this year (2007)
Post by: suicide on November 14, 2007, 01:38:13 PM
so what that the tour ened monthes ago.? like holding cd till next year will make their popularity grow.? if anything, more fans will get tired of waiting even longer and just give up on it.? i really don't think when it's released, this year or next, is going to effect the sales that much.? if people want it they will buy no matter what year it comes out.
Yeah people will buy it but it's very important in the music business that a whole lot of people buy the album in the first weeks it's out. That's the only way to get some real attention.
You have to prepare the public, release a single and video, have Rolling Stone review the album, anounce a new tour, appear at some lame-ass shows, do some interviews. Shit like that.


Title: Re: What would you do for CD to come out this year (2007)
Post by: deanaxlrose on November 15, 2007, 01:18:02 PM
I'd Go to Work With Manson Shirt and Axl's Red Hotpants.


Title: Re: What would you do for CD to come out this year (2007)
Post by: Scabbie on November 15, 2007, 01:46:33 PM
If I was approached and offered Chinese Democracy with 13 or so new (i.e. not leaked) songs, for ?100 ($200) including a proviso not to leak or talk about it to anyone, I'd gladly take up that offer.





Title: Re: What would you do for CD to come out this year (2007)
Post by: BenDrinking49 on November 15, 2007, 03:05:44 PM
If I was approached and offered Chinese Democracy with 13 or so new (i.e. not leaked) songs, for ?100 ($200) including a proviso not to leak or talk about it to anyone, I'd gladly take up that offer.

Really, how may of us could or would keep quiet given that opportunity? Once you heard CD, wouldn't you wand to automatically get on here and talk about it?

Also I think I would pay a lot more than $100 or $200 for 13 new, non-leaked bad ass GNR tracks. More like $1,000.00. What do you think?

Ben




Title: Re: What would you do for CD to come out this year (2007)
Post by: Adam_Guill on November 15, 2007, 04:16:41 PM
What would I do for Chinese democracy to come out this year?

Same thing I'm doing now I guess, cept maybe with gin...


Title: Re: What would you do for CD to come out this year (2007)
Post by: Eclipsed107 on November 17, 2007, 12:20:32 AM
I don't think it would matter what I'd be willing to do.


Title: Re: What would you do for CD to come out this year (2007)
Post by: axlssis on November 17, 2007, 11:17:24 PM
^^i think you're totally right.


i don't know if i'd pay 1,000.00 for it.  and at that price i wouldn't make any deal about not talking about it.  i don't think i could not talk about it.  i would want to keep my end of the deal, and to honor axl and the band's wishes for me to not tell everyone.  and in a way, i wouldn't want to tell everyone about it, make everyone keep wondering.  kinda like "na-na-na-na i have it and you don't......... suffer!" and i know me, i would be anxious to tell everyone how good it is.  i'd probably even want to make copies of it and give it to certain gnr fan friends.  but that may get me in trouble or sued or something so i don't want it till it's all officially available.