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Title: Mr. Woodcock
Post by: AxlsMainMan on September 12, 2007, 08:10:47 PM
This movie looks pretty much incredible:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=f31B1QAWHyA

Can't wait :beer:


Title: Re: Mr. Woodcock
Post by: GNRFan333 on September 12, 2007, 08:32:51 PM
well....i laughed when i heard the title of the movie, so thats a good sign  :rofl:

kidding. im not that immature. it actually looks really funny and great. Ill probably make my way over to the theatre to cath it sometime.  : ok:


Title: Re: Mr. Woodcock
Post by: SLCPUNK on September 12, 2007, 09:21:45 PM


kidding. im not that immature.

I am.

What's it about a pirate or summin?

(Can we make D the punchline here somehow? Somebody help a brother out.)


Title: Re: Mr. Woodcock
Post by: Dr. Blutarsky on September 12, 2007, 10:31:17 PM
I gotta see that : ok:


Title: Re: Mr. Woodcock
Post by: AxlsMainMan on September 13, 2007, 08:51:01 AM
Billy Bob has always been one of my favorite actors : ok:


Title: Re: Mr. Woodcock
Post by: JMack on September 13, 2007, 09:54:52 AM
He's got a head like wood and no cock.  Does that help?

It's supposed to be funny from the interviews I heard yesterday.


Title: Re: Mr. Woodcock
Post by: Kujo on September 13, 2007, 04:00:50 PM
(Can we make D the punchline here somehow? Somebody help a brother out.)
  This explains D's singing, all them splinters in your throat can't be healthy.


Title: Re: Mr. Woodcock
Post by: D on September 13, 2007, 05:58:26 PM
(Can we make D the punchline here somehow? Somebody help a brother out.)
? This explains D's singing, all them splinters in your throat can't be healthy.


U guys suck


KUjo and SLC if u guys promise to not tell anyone I have a wooden cock, I won't tell them about the splinters in your teeth.


Title: Re: Mr. Woodcock
Post by: Kujo on September 13, 2007, 08:15:45 PM
I just told that joke, you unoriginal bastard.


Title: Re: Mr. Woodcock
Post by: D on September 14, 2007, 12:01:27 PM
^
coming from someone named "Kujo"  I take that as a compliment.

What was "Misery" or "The Stand" already taken?


U are more like Old Yeller than Cujo.... :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:


Title: Re: Mr. Woodcock
Post by: Kujo on September 14, 2007, 01:06:07 PM
My name has nothing to do with Stephen Kings book. Try again dunceski.


Title: Re: Mr. Woodcock
Post by: SLCPUNK on September 14, 2007, 02:43:16 PM



KUjo and SLC if u guys promise to not tell anyone I have a wooden cock, I won't tell them about the splinters in your teeth.

When you steal a joke, wait a day or two and use it in another thread. I mean, you total went all Carlos Mencia and didn't think anybody would notice.  :hihi: :hihi:


Title: Re: Mr. Woodcock
Post by: Kujo on September 14, 2007, 02:51:39 PM


What was "Misery" or "The Stand" already taken?


Yep, by your last two boyfriends, I presume.


Title: Re: Mr. Woodcock
Post by: SLCPUNK on September 14, 2007, 02:52:26 PM


What was "Misery" or "The Stand" already taken?


Yep, by your last two boyfriends, I presume.

OMG, close this thread now!  :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

D, just take the day off man.... :rofl:


Title: Re: Mr. Woodcock
Post by: Kujo on September 14, 2007, 03:03:42 PM



I have a wooden cock

 Bon Jovis' toothpick


Title: Re: Mr. Woodcock
Post by: SLCPUNK on September 14, 2007, 03:44:35 PM
Mr Woodcock on my shoulder.....


Title: Re: Mr. Woodcock
Post by: JMack on September 15, 2007, 10:08:52 PM
Remember to always werk it with the grain and be careful of the sap that may ooze prematurely