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Title: Vacuumcleaner salesmen! Post by: Captain P?l on August 20, 2007, 04:03:48 PM had any experience with any of them?
I am changing job now, from woriking in a huge ass toy store to "vacuum cleaner salesman"! well, its not really JUST a vacuum cleaner.. it does all sort'sa things! a wonderfull machine. But i aint here to talk about that. Just wandering if you guys know anything of them or know any maybe? oh, the pay is UNBELIEVABLE!!! i can make just as much money for not hard work as the hard working guys in the North Sea! awesome! anyway, i need some good luck in this job :p Title: Re: Vacuumcleaner salesmen! Post by: Lisa on August 20, 2007, 05:25:08 PM you DO NEED good luck with that...Good Luck ;D
Title: Re: Vacuumcleaner salesmen! Post by: Jim Bob on August 20, 2007, 05:35:20 PM dont do it man, trust me on this.
Title: Re: Vacuumcleaner salesmen! Post by: The Chad Cometh on August 20, 2007, 08:33:46 PM oh, the pay is UNBELIEVABLE!!! i can make just as much money for not hard work as the hard working guys in the North Sea! awesome! Just be careful man. It sounds like your boss is also gonna offer to transfer large amounts of Bornean gold bullion to your account if you just provide him with all your details. Know what I mean? Title: Re: Vacuumcleaner salesmen! Post by: SLCPUNK on August 20, 2007, 08:50:19 PM You really have to sell them on how much it sucks.
Title: Re: Vacuumcleaner salesmen! Post by: Sin Cut on August 21, 2007, 08:36:17 AM oh, the pay is UNBELIEVABLE!!! i can make just as much money for not hard work as the hard working guys in the North Sea! awesome! Wouldn't any one, then, be dying for this job? Sure the pay is "unbelievable" but it's still a comission pay isn't it? There be tons of people just wanting you to demonstrate it (at least i would). And I'll sure kick a vacuum cleaner out of my house hard when coming from hard days work, which doesn't include ripping people off with some vacuum cleaner that really isn't that expensive. Or then you'll meet D who's over-jealous over his sheep-herd. What the f*ck do I need a new vacuum cleaner anyway? Do I look like I enjoy cleaning the house and the miss can do the cleaning with the old one just fine. Title: Re: Vacuumcleaner salesmen! Post by: Captain P?l on August 21, 2007, 10:55:34 AM hehe
yeah, Wouldn't any one, then, be dying for this job? well, no.. there are better jobs, and this is a job with lousy reputation... wich means alot.. i know i wouldnt buy that shit mylsef, but as long as i can sell to those older people, i dont care! and it really is a great machine though. so i'm not lying when i say its better than their old vacuum cleaner! anyways, i just use this job to turn my life upside down and try to make som cash on it along the road... Just be careful man. It sounds like your boss is also gonna offer to transfer large amounts of Bornean gold bullion to your account if you just provide him with all your details. Know what I mean? and they are a real firm. so i trust they dont mess with my account. hehe and how cool doesnt it sound? "i am a vacuumcleaner salesman!" almost sounds as cool as Monty Python's "charted accountenant" or however you write it.... :peace: Title: Re: Vacuumcleaner salesmen! Post by: 2NaFish on August 21, 2007, 11:06:50 AM get used to people slamming their door on you
Title: Re: Vacuumcleaner salesmen! Post by: BlowUpYourVideo on August 21, 2007, 01:39:38 PM I would break into houses, sabotage the existing vacuum, then show up at the door.
Title: Re: Vacuumcleaner salesmen! Post by: SLCPUNK on August 21, 2007, 02:30:06 PM So, are you a closer or not? (http://youtube.com/watch?v=TROhlThs9qY)
First place is a Cadillac, the second prize is a set of steak knives, third prize is..you're fired. Title: Re: Vacuumcleaner salesmen! Post by: Journeyman on August 21, 2007, 02:39:46 PM Vacuumcleaner salesman reminds of the movie "The Fan" with De Niro and Wesley Snipes, de Niro is a knife salesmen and he's also fanatic of his baseball team. I can imagine you GnR fanatic thinking about CD and beginning to flip over while you're trying to sell vacuumcleaners :hihi:
Now really, good luck with your new job Title: Re: Vacuumcleaner salesmen! Post by: Jim Bob on August 21, 2007, 03:43:46 PM I did it for a week. that was all for me.
a year later I started working for myself in the adult entertainment industry and that is a much more rewarding career. people are more likely to buy a 30 dollar membership to a porn site then they are blow $2,000 on a fancy fucking vaccum. Title: Re: Vacuumcleaner salesmen! Post by: SLCPUNK on August 21, 2007, 06:09:19 PM I did it for a week. that was all for me. a year later I started working for myself in the adult entertainment industry and that is a much more rewarding career. people are more likely to buy a 30 dollar membership to a porn site then they are blow $2,000 on a fancy fucking vaccum. You don't do door to door demonstrations in that biz do you? "You're not going to believe the suction on this one!" Title: Re: Vacuumcleaner salesmen! Post by: Jim Bob on August 21, 2007, 10:06:34 PM I did it for a week. that was all for me. a year later I started working for myself in the adult entertainment industry and that is a much more rewarding career. people are more likely to buy a 30 dollar membership to a porn site then they are blow $2,000 on a fancy fucking vaccum. You don't do door to door demonstrations in that biz do you? "You're not going to believe the suction on this one!" we go in from the back door 8) Title: Re: Vacuumcleaner salesmen! Post by: Timothy on August 21, 2007, 10:07:39 PM I did it for a week. that was all for me. a year later I started working for myself in the adult entertainment industry and that is a much more rewarding career. people are more likely to buy a 30 dollar membership to a porn site then they are blow $2,000 on a fancy fucking vaccum. You don't do door to door demonstrations in that biz do you? "You're not going to believe the suction on this one!" we go in from the back door 8) Please tell me you knock first though??? Title: Re: Vacuumcleaner salesmen! Post by: pilferk on August 22, 2007, 01:38:38 PM had any experience with any of them? I am changing job now, from woriking in a huge ass toy store to "vacuum cleaner salesman"! well, its not really JUST a vacuum cleaner.. it does all sort'sa things! a wonderfull machine. But i aint here to talk about that. Just wandering if you guys know anything of them or know any maybe? oh, the pay is UNBELIEVABLE!!! i can make just as much money for not hard work as the hard working guys in the North Sea! awesome! anyway, i need some good luck in this job :p Let me guess...the first letter is a K and the last letter is a Y? Title: Re: Vacuumcleaner salesmen! Post by: the dirt on August 22, 2007, 01:43:28 PM Give them a deal they can't refuse, man.
It's all in how you sell your product. People's greed = your potential income. Title: Re: Vacuumcleaner salesmen! Post by: SLCPUNK on August 22, 2007, 03:55:23 PM It's all in how you sell your product. People's greed = your potential income. That's dead on. The strong take from the weak, and the smart take from the strong. Title: Re: Vacuumcleaner salesmen! Post by: fuckin crazy on August 22, 2007, 05:50:34 PM If nothing else you might be able to go into business with Jim Bob detailing the lives of lonely housewifes.
Title: Re: Vacuumcleaner salesmen! Post by: Captain P?l on August 22, 2007, 06:05:52 PM I would break into houses, sabotage the existing vacuum, then show up at the door. hehe.. well, i got an GREAT answer for that! we have an cool campaign going on, so we BUY your old vacuum and hit it of the price on this machine! and we ALWAYS give 3500nok back, eventhough it is only worth 200NOK.. so that they get pleased and suprised about they get so much money back from the price and they "earn" money on selling their old vacuum! yeah, i DO need to work on my closing, i am to damned nice! but i am getting there! i did a test demo today! it was cool actually! cant wait to really start! Title: Re: Vacuumcleaner salesmen! Post by: Jim Bob on August 22, 2007, 09:07:28 PM If nothing else you might be able to go into business with Jim Bob detailing the lives of lonely housewifes. please, call me zig zag. Title: Re: Vacuumcleaner salesmen! Post by: SLCPUNK on August 22, 2007, 11:15:05 PM If nothing else you might be able to go into business with Jim Bob detailing the lives of lonely housewifes. please, call me zig zag. Bobiadis if you're nasty... |