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Greetings friends

Having just endured Die Hard 4 and priding myself on once again never actually having walked out of a film despite sooo much provocation... (Clive Owens' King Arthur and Hott Fuzz had me almost transfixed by the green glow of the emergency exit signs)...i thought i'd start a thread for all those folks that have saved themselves from some silver screen sinning by walking out

Was it Episode 1esque storyline that had you running, or perhaps a Brett Ratner fueled assualt, maybe an Adam Sandler ''comedy'' or a George Clooney ''indy'' film - what films did you escape from and why......

Halloween 8.... Plain and simple, Michael would NEVER punk out to Busta Rhymes, and his ghetto bullshit  :rant:

I've never walked out of a movie. For $10, I'll be there 'til after the credits, whether it's agonizing or not :hihi:

State and Main

worst movie I've ever seen in a theater.

Back in high school, me and my buddies walked out of Point Break. 

Also, if I had seen The Apostle or Master and Commander in a theater, I'd have been to the door in less than 45 minutes.  : ok:

Never walked out...

Beverly Hills Ninja

Kung Pow

Be Cool

how can you walk out on point break, what an awesome movie!

i ALMOST walked out on some shit movie with harrison ford and that comedy actor josh something, he was in lucky number sleven. but anyway, they did a cop movie together, fuck me it was bad.

I almost walked out on 1408...but only because I was all by myself and it was scaring me shitless :hihi:

Funny. I really like Point Break. And I actually thought The Apostle was pretty good, too. :hihi:

Some indie-art movie with Jonnie Depp.

But I was loaded.

To be fair, maybe we didn't give Point Break enough time, we were idiot kids.  The Apostle on the other hand?  Holy hell I couldn't stand it.  I still can't believe it was critically acclaimed.   :hihi:

i can remember walking out on two movies.

1. thin red line. boring as hell. and long. i didn't know it was a 3-hour movie going in, and can remember thinking "i've made it 2 hours, it has to be over soon." i lasted another 20 minutes and had to bolt.

2. the english patient. elaine on seinfeld captured my feelings perfectly.

what an awsome idea for a thread


hmmm, lets see...


-Knock Off starring jean claude van damme
-The ringer

that movie kix arse, corney but fun, what the hells wrong with ya!!

Never walked out of a movie theater.

But shut a lot of crap DVD's off.

Tomb Rider (MY GOD!! )
Scary Movie 1
Desperado

Life - Eddie Murphy / Martin Lawrence

Watched it stoned on dvd later and really regretted walking out.

Coming to America - my Dad was/( is still but not as over-zealous) a big born again Christian and the "penis cleaning" scene offended him.  As a 13 year old I thought it was funny as hell!

kung pow and half baked.  Luckily they were in the Dollar theatre.

That's funny! ?Your dad made you leave! ?Sorry.... ?parents!! ?

I never walked out on a movie, but I fell asleep during Good Burger, and would have walked out except my pre-teen son thought it was great! ?I hated it! ?It was just....so stupid!

when i was like 5 years old the movie "The Land Before Time" made me sad and i started crying in the theatre-- so i left with my mom.

i've never walked out on a movie,  but felt like it with these ones (off the top of my head.. more will come later)

The Aristrocrats - LAME,  all the critics talked about how good it was,  they would'nt let anyone finish the joke from start to finish-  to edit crazy
GrindHouse - DeathProof is so damn boring when kurt russel is'nt killing someone,
Date Movie - nuff said

Never walked out of one and never will. My policy is - you're paying for it anyway, might as well see the whole damn thing. I was really tempted during 'The Hulk' and 'HellBoy' though. Two utter pieces of crap.

Yep, I have to see a film to the end no matter how bad it is. Who knows, it could improve......

Jacob's Ladder, about 30-45 minutes in.   I ended up watching it again on DVD about 10 years later and regretted walking out, it's a good fucking movie.   I also learned after the fact that the director used some shooting techniques designed to subliminally create a sense of fear and panic in the viewer.  That might be why I walked out.

i walked out of the newest punisher movie. god that flick was horrible.

When I was like 9 or 10 years old ... "I was a teenage werewolf" with Michael Landon? ?:hihi:

It was part of a triple horror feature and if you were able to sit through all three flicks then you won a prize.? I don't recall what the prize was or what the other two flicks were but the first two were so not scary that I convinced myself in my own mind that the third was gonna be the most scariest movie ever made in the history of scary movies ..... so right after the opening credits I booked!!!? :rofl:



I don't know if it's based on the length of the movie but I think there's some kinda law nowadays that if you walk out within the first 45 minutes, you can get your money back.

Attack of the Killer tomatoes.

I wish I could say the American Godzill about sadly I watched it to the end. :'(

How'd you walk out on Desperado!?!?!? That's one of my favorites...


Sucks man, movie is so awesome...


Hey! I like the Hulk a lot... and Hellboy is okay...

i dont walk out movies in theater, but often hit ALT+F4 in rage when i'm watching crappy popular movies i download off the internet. (that's my p?ch? mignon)

How anyone managed to sit through Hellboy is testament to human endurance - possibly the most boring film ever made...

Hellboy's an enjoyable fantasy/b-movie, anyone who didn't know what to expect from a Guillermo del Toro movie by the time that one came out deserved whatever disappointment their 'Splosion-addled expectations dictated.

I've never yet walked out of a movie (though I took a long cigarette break about 45 minutes into TROY.) But I don't go running out to the cinema every weekend. I'll usually only pay the ridiculous prices and endure the ignorant patrons if I know that the movie, by virtue of its pedigree, will be something I'll enjoy or find interesting.   

Boo!


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Hard Candy was one of the worst movies ever. I should have walked, but did not.

My mother and I walked out of Gus van Sant's shot-for-shot remake of Psycho.  Half the theater got up and left, as there were only 4 of us in there.

Walked out on Walt Disney's Fantasia... ? ?a lot of dark/ heavy imagery for something marketed toward children  (ahd my then young children with me)

and didn't walk out but fell asleep during "Gone in Sixty Seconds" ... ? and I love Jolie and Cage... ?I think you really gotta be into cars to stay interested in this movie

LOL, I feel asleep and was snoring during "Bad Boys" with Martin Lawrence. I woke up when the lights came on, and everybody was looking at me..... :hihi:

I fell asleep during Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls when I was younger.  I woke up and the credits were rolling away.  I literally fell asleep five minutes into the movie.  Years later I would see this again...and the hour of sleep I got that night was far greater than sitting through that movie awake.

None.
Though I've slept through several pieces of crap. what a waste...

Hey,  WTF.... I paid  my money,  I am staying all the way through, shit  or not.
I can't remember  the last  movie  I walked  out on, but then again, I don't even remember the last  film I saw in a  theater, so what  do I know? (Rhetorical  question, no need to reply, just in case).

I used to think the same way, but most times now I think my time is more valuable then the ten bucks I just paid.

you are right, time is money.....

Never walked out of a movie in a theater.  I have a pretty good sense for what I will like and what I won't, and avoid seeing those that I probably won't enjoy.  Rarely I'll end up seeing a movie I thought would be good that turns out to be a piece of shit, but I've always stayed to the end

More and more I just wait for stuff to come out on DVD or even cable  :-X  especially if it is trashed by critics and the public...
like the DaVinci Code...   I know a lot of people hate when someone complains about the book being better blah blah blah... but I got this home on DVD and couldn't sit through it at home even!

They must have had some great popcorn, Nachos, candy and Soda


Thats what gets me through some shit movies. :hihi:

Well, I did not walk out on it, but we  rented "The Dark" on DVD and I could  not finish  it. Turned it off 3/4 through. Generic, stupid, but mostly uninteresting. Save yourself $4 and do not rent it.

Was trapped on a plane watching Hell Boy over and over again with no sound!  :confused:

House of the Dead was the absolute worst movie I've ever seen next to Date Movie.  I was at my friend's house and he was stoked to rent it because he was a huge fan of the video game.  I literally wanted to kill myself after about 15 minutes of the movie not going anywhere.  I couldn't even fall asleep on it because it pissed me off greatly from being so bad.  I wanted to punch my friend in the face in response to making me sit and watch that thing, but I refrained.

Date Movie was another story.  I went to the theater with a friend I hadn't seen in a while.  That fucking movie was brutal.  It made me think that some moron somewhere probably spent a budget of about $20-30 million or more on this crapfest.  Imagine how many homeless people that could have fed.  Two worst films EVER!

I've always managed to finish a film ive started, be it on dvd or at the cinema, with two exceptions - Al Pacino's Serpico and Bad Boys 2 - half way through i just couldnt take anymore

pleasantville and the hulk