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Title: Funny Words! Post by: stolat on June 28, 2007, 03:34:44 AM Irish Medical Dictionary~
Artery The study of paintings Bacteria Back door to cafeteria Barium What doctors do when patients die Benign What you be, after you be eight Caeserean Section A neighbourhood in Rome Catscan Searching for kitty Cauterize Made eye contact with her Colic A sheep dog Coma A punctuation mark Dilate To live long Enema Not a friend Fester Quicker than someone else Fibula A small lie Impotent Distinguished, well known Labour Pain Getting hurt at work Medical staff a doctors cane Morbid a higher offer Nitrates cheaper than day rates Node i knew it Outpatient a person who has fainted Pelvis second cousin to Elvis Post operative a letter carrier Recovery room a place to do upholstery Rectum nearly killed him Secretion hiding something Siezure Roman emperor Tablet a small table Terminal illness getting sick at the airport Tumour one plus more Urine opposite of you're out 2xcondoms to be sure, to be sure Hope no-one is offended by this. Quite clever really! Title: Re: Funny Words! Post by: CheapJon on June 28, 2007, 06:43:18 AM it's funny in the way you say, "something smells funny" and not "woah that was funny"
Title: Re: Funny Words! Post by: stolat on June 28, 2007, 06:54:20 AM Come on! How can you go past: Terminal - getting sick at the airport......hey!hey?!
That is champagne comedy! or.......maybe try it with an Irish accent...... Title: Re: Funny Words! Post by: Vicious Wishes on June 28, 2007, 06:17:55 PM Come on! How can you go past: Terminal - getting sick at the airport......hey!hey?! That is champagne comedy! or.......maybe try it with an Irish accent...... Champagne is just ginger-ale that knows somebody. ;D |